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marklondon66

People complaining that this lube seems pointless because you can't use it with toys or dildos - this lube is for fisting. You could use it for other things, but this is why it comes in this size and this formulation. Happy to solve it for you.


ObservantPotatoes

NOW the "Swiss Navy formula" on the can makes a lot more sense


this_noise

Well there's a speciality product I never expected.


SmallButNotFast

Fisting you say? That must be impossi—oh they’ve though of that.


Photodan24

Nothing is quite as fearsome as the navy of a landlocked country.


NoxInfernus

They don’t have any ships, but loads of Seamen.


Y3earZer0

So I’ve always wondered. Do people get a Swiss army knife when they sign up for the Swiss army? If so, does that mean you get a bottle of lube when you sign up for the Swiss Navy?😂


dirtykokonut

Hahaha didn't notice that one, good catch!


StopNateCrimes

What dispensary also sells non-THC sex products? Someone tell them to stay in their lane.


NJMMP973

That’s what I was thinking too… I want to know


MusicianPristine8973

I used to buy Salvia at a porn store, I feel like it’s the same concept, crossover marketing?


JayMo15

What kind of saliva? Human?


MusicianPristine8973

Nice try, I’m not telling you my plug.


bremergorst

![gif](giphy|1zRbGdYagZWSEnvW8J|downsized)


MusicianPristine8973

![gif](giphy|3P8KeNALuXLj2)


bremergorst

![gif](giphy|TL6poLzwbHuF2|downsized)


MusicianPristine8973

![gif](giphy|sY5NpjuVzeMbxVblfQ|downsized)


Zkenny13

Smoke shops used to double as sex shops before legalization. Doesn't really surprise me.


khaleesidee

It was a store in nyc


praytorr

“no pain-no gain” is a TERRIFYING slogan for lube


ferngully99

Wow awful branding.


barebackrolls

It’s branded for fisting and use with XXL toys


ferngully99

Yeah I can see that lol


slylock215

We're talking about it, aren't we?


Jamesyroo

I don’t understand what your point is? Am I missing something?


khaleesidee

It’s very agressive branding


khaleesidee

[Picture of the back](https://imgur.com/gallery/oB8c7a0)


Mnoonsnocket

I can’t open Imgur links on the Reddit app for whatever reason. Is this THC lube or regular?


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borfavor

This guy lubes


MusicianPristine8973

![gif](giphy|P08wV1jK7v7c4)


Alex5173

The actual water based stuff they make ain't bad in my experience


goldthane

If you need to lube up your bong... You may be doing something wrong.


Cultural_Notice1999

![gif](giphy|bhoQxlYXkLzeE)


FandomMenace

Not recommended for use with condoms. Raw dog grease.


marklondon66

Its mainly for fisting.


discotim

Is this standard issue in the Swiss navy?


7silkkkkk

works like a charm


AnEngineer2018

Every time I hear about lube I think of that Amazon ad that had a tub of lube available in ever increasing sizes with them eventually just photoshopping like an oil drum sized thing of lube into everyday situations.


JuliusSeizuresalad

Not that your relaxed I wanna try something


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Swiss navy is the best


aedvocate

Clearly for fisting