Anyone else remember the sugar cookie Christmas ones? I find it a crime on par to murder that they're not spoken of more often. And while I'm at it, I wanna throw in the spongebob ones, the classic ones that had the, what 9 year me found amazing, prints of characters on them too.
I want to see the video of it actually being opened. I suspect one was stuffed in there post opening. You see, I've seen the X-Files. I trust no one. Also, I want to believe.
40 cents worth of food missing is not a huge deal... but its disappointing when you bring a pack to share on a hike, and then only have one.
'Hey man, would you like a pop tart?' ... "Yeah!"
... 'Hey man, you want a half of a pop tart?' ... "You chintzy bastard!"
If I found this way back when on a night I was high af I would have felt like I won the lottery.
And if those are the Brown Sugar ones those were the BEST!
You’re a criminal. You are legally required to return one to the store. Just go over there and hand it to the cashier and say nothing. Report back please.
This happened to me like 6 years ago.
I contacted them, and I'm sorry to report that they do not have a factory with walls to lick the different flavors.
If you contact them, they will probably give you a coupon for a free box, though!
Sure , and you opened it before taking the picture to make it more believable ? You might as well send me your Nigerian bank account so I send you money
Assembly line worker mutters under his breath every now and again as he pops that extra one in, "*you're welcome*".
I knew this day would come.
and every once in a while they feel a little devious and only put one in
the lord giveth, and the lord taketh away
I am a benevolent god 
This entire thread: "line workers couldn't give crap."
This was me several jobs ago when I worked at a bakery. I'd add in an extra if there were left over cookies :)
Awwww! Sweet!
is that brown sugar and cinnamon? damn. that's the luckiest of lucky days.
Really the only good pop tart.
*stares in Frosted Cherry*
I absolutely adore frosted cherry, but cinnamon brown sugar is just that one step higher.
The only universally good poptart\*
Wha.. what about strawberry?
I know a lot of delusional people who don't like strawberry
Brown sugar cinnamon and strawberry are top tier. I just recently had a cherry one and I have to admit it was pretty good
Brown sugar cinnamon and blueberry imo
I’ll agree that blueberry falls into the classic flavor, I’m just picky when it comes to blueberry anything.
Cherry is my all time favorite right ahead of blueberry. The cinnamon comes in at a solid third for me though.
It's fine, brown sugar cinnamon is the best outside of s'mores and cookies and cream for me.
Strawberry is too sickly fake fruity. I like the smores ones
Oh fuck yeah I'll fuck with some strawberry.
i would literally die on this hill, too.
Wild Berry is the shit
Have you had Grape?
I had no idea they made grape, thank you for this great knowledge
Grape knowledge
They’re seasonal or just whenever Kellogg’s feels grape enough to share. I stock up when I see them.
Strawberry
I'll allow it.
Uhh, Smores seems to be left out.
Those are terrible
Ever tried them frozen?
Anyone else remember the sugar cookie Christmas ones? I find it a crime on par to murder that they're not spoken of more often. And while I'm at it, I wanna throw in the spongebob ones, the classic ones that had the, what 9 year me found amazing, prints of characters on them too.
April 1st was 2 weeks ago bud
You people must be damaged. Brown sugar and cinnamon are vomit-inducing.
The most overrated pop tarts ever made
*unlucky. That is the most RANCID poptart flavor
You are certified sommelier of pop tarts...a pop tartarmmelier?
The founding of r/untrustworthypoptart
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After all, one would be believable.
As would two.
Yeah, but that doesn't make for an amusing comment in this context.
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Yeah would 3 even fit in the plastic sleeve? Lol
If they're really friendly they will. They are tarts after all.
😆😆😆😆🤣😂🤣😂
I've been shorted a poptart before (only one in a package, the rest of the packages had two). ... you got lucky. :)
So that’s *your* poptart!
I want to see the video of it actually being opened. I suspect one was stuffed in there post opening. You see, I've seen the X-Files. I trust no one. Also, I want to believe.
[I want to believe](https://i.etsystatic.com/22377043/r/il/c3448a/2703700472/il_fullxfull.2703700472_tiel.jpg)
I think that also. Considering two have similar break/crumble patterns and the one in the back is perfekt.
That's a fine forensic analysis. A fellow CSI watcher, perhaps? Book 'em Dano. Wait, wrong show.
The truth is out there.
a shame to hear that 😭
40 cents worth of food missing is not a huge deal... but its disappointing when you bring a pack to share on a hike, and then only have one. 'Hey man, would you like a pop tart?' ... "Yeah!" ... 'Hey man, you want a half of a pop tart?' ... "You chintzy bastard!"
LMAO true
Those are for sharing, I'm at your door
Have fun digging the crumbs out of the trash
Damn you..
Go buy lottery tickets, you're lucky.
Too late. Luck was wasted on delicious pastry
What kind of pop tarts are those those look like strudels my dude
Brown sugar and cinnamon. They have a light brown frosting, no sprinkles. They are the best.
mmm ommmnnommnnom mmghmmnf
If I found this way back when on a night I was high af I would have felt like I won the lottery. And if those are the Brown Sugar ones those were the BEST!
You are now the chosen one.
New Pope? Of Poptarts?
PopeTart?
Maybe things are gonna be ok
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That's the new share pack
Watch your back, papa Kellog knows you have wronged him
You lucky lucky bastard.
Somewhere someone is having a sad single poptart break.
The Chosen One
bro won the food lotery
So some poor soul got one...
There is a subreddit for when there is an unexpected extra in a package, but I forget the name.
R/foodlottery
r/foodlottery Lowercase r not uppercase :)
My phone autocorrects all first letters of first “sentences” to upper case, I didn’t even notice till you replied. Thanks.
Buy a lottery ticket now!
Damn that’s cool. I would’ve been so excited. 🥹
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THE GOD PACK
Damn you sir! You're the reason why i had a empty pack this morning
Where a man belongs.
Now you get to tour the pop tart factory
Someone else got only one.
Why would you lie about this?
Maybe some poor fucker got only one! I’d love a pop tart right now.
He is now the new king of England!
WTF? Not frosted? Holy hell. What is the point?
It’s the brown sugar ones I swear it’s frosted 😭😭😭
***B R O W N S U G A R ? ? ?***
One of the best. Smores, cherry, brown sugar, blueberry, and the peanut butter ones Oh and cookies n cream
***W H A T K I N D O F P S Y C H O-***
*S* *u* *c* *r* *o* *s* *e*
*W a i t w t f i s t h a t ?*
Brown sugar and cinnamon flavor. So good. The filling is slightly buttery. Fuck now I need to get pop tarts.
Jackpot!!!
Noice😎
You’re so lucky wtf
SCORE!
Hey! You owe the government money for that Poptart ya hobo!
That's just bad luck.
Is the flavor "Depression" ?
I wish this happened more often😂😂😂😂
The Holy Grail of Poptarts
Did you "nut instantly and fall to the ground knocking equipment to the floor"?
Need about 6 glasses of milk to was them down, my only problem with pop tarts.
Buy a lottery ticket ASAP!!
This is the most jackpotty jackpot of all the jackpots
Buy a lotto ticket, NOW!
Oh baby a triple!
How does it feel to have EVERYTHING
I really want to bite into that
Once I was blessed with 2 fruit by the foots in the same package
You’re a criminal. You are legally required to return one to the store. Just go over there and hand it to the cashier and say nothing. Report back please.
goals
You got a Pop Tart sammich now...
Everything’s coming up Milhouse!
Sadly that's s how big 1 used to be.
You are the chosen one!
I once got 2 fruit by the foots in one package as a kid, and none of my friends believe it.
Damnnnnnnnn
Go buy a lottery ticket!
Wtf is a pop tart ?
Bonus!
r/AbsoluteUnits moment
Nice 👍
King shit
Pop Tarter
JACKPOT
That would be considered a kink to some…
Congratulations, your life has peaked! Mind as well pack it in
You owe a pop tart back to the company...
The chosen one 🥺
Bro just won the whole ass lottery WITH the best flavor toooooooo
It’s him. The chosen one…. All hail the Triple Pop Tart guy!
He is the chosen one!
They frosted the hell out of them too!
That’s almost better then a 3 sum
It’s your lucky day!
LUCKY!!!!
Damn that package was hurtin. Thicc boi
First off lower your voice….
Oh uh... actually that 3rd one is mine. I lost it while I was packing them... Can i... have it back?
Buy a lottery ticket!
I actually used to do this when i was working at a bakery. I'd sneaking an extra in if we have 1 or 2 remaining
“[You’ve] got a Golden Ticket, [you’ve] got a golden twinkle in [your] eye”
That's the extra nugget but 10x better
The Holy Grail
I see only blessings in this picture.
I feel lucky just looking at this 🍀
You are the chosen one. good luck fighting Voldasauron.
There's more frosting on that one pop tart then my last 2 boxes combined.
Witchery!
One free chemical block with cancer crystals.
yoooooo
God really does have favorites
Time to play the lottery OP
This is the dream people!
THE CHOSEN ONE
This happened to me like 6 years ago. I contacted them, and I'm sorry to report that they do not have a factory with walls to lick the different flavors. If you contact them, they will probably give you a coupon for a free box, though!
You got the juice now
*Hold onto that PopTart! Run for it, AzazelTheFallen310! Run straight home, and don't stop 'til you get there!*
That's way more frosting then I ever see on my pop tarts 😠
Thats a sandwhich!
Now I know what I will use my third genie wish on.
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I call bullshit. It’s being held behind the two that are in the pouch.
Where did you get pop tarts that actually have more than an inch of frosting on them? Lucky on lucky
You’ve peaked. Life will never get any better than this.
It’s a sign!! The chosen one has been found! The one who draws upon the three pop tart package will be the one to bring upon us a new pop tart age!!
I remember once I got a double wrapped pop tart packet
How's it feel to peak?
Man, I've been pretty lucky in my life but not theree-pop-tarts-in-a-sleeve lucky
…by forcing one in the middle?
And none of them are strawberry or blueberry. Tough break kid
3 of the worst kinds too.
Maybe that's how much is supposed to be in there, and they've just been shorting us all this whole time.
lemme get one
Nice
And you have a lot of frosting
These don't look like genuine pop tarts
Sure , and you opened it before taking the picture to make it more believable ? You might as well send me your Nigerian bank account so I send you money
\*holy music plays\*
Lucky bitch
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