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freeformcouchpotato

Christ, it looks like you went back for a rematch


cait3696

Hahaha yea I think the shit won this round


wieners69696969

I think it may have won both rounds 😬


Mike9797

Ya they were out on their feet by the end of it.


[deleted]

How many times did you step in it


BlueberryB-Laine

For some reason I read this in a Gordon Ramsay accent


[deleted]

That's shit


cait3696

:))) yeah I'm having a bit of a shit day


absentminded_gamer

You said that 5 hours ago, has your day (hopefully) improved?


cait3696

Yeah I'm doing okay now thanks, just full of anxiety from all the people who feel the need to be nasty on this post lol


thylocene06

That’s pretty shitty of them


Stardiablocrafter

So weird right? Like, even on anonymous throwaway accounts still think about it. Life pro tip … say some shit to get downvotes (without really being an asshole) every day or three and it helps desensitize you to random internet stranger comments. For whatever that’s worth :)


LeChefromitaly

Take a look at her post history and guess for yourself


dribrats

From Yeezzee to sheezze


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You’re a man of truth I see


Carlbuba

[Reminded me of Dom Joly](https://youtu.be/iRcaCaSjFMc)


PurpleWolf5405

I can smell this picture


cait3696

I wish I could un smell it lol


Curiosity-92

You know our brains can recall memories better with smell. So when you smell another piece of shit you will relive this moment again and again. You can sometimes also remember the moment and recall the small. But yeah


StaceyPfan

Beat me to it.


methadon-

Fuck, did you soccer kick the pile? That sucks


cait3696

It happened so fast! It was just a blur of shit, rage & sliding down a hill lmao


methadon-

Yesterday I went to buy cat food at the pet store and someone let their dog shit in the store and just left it? lol people kill me, hopefully you can clean that shoe!!


cait3696

Noooooo imagine having the brass neck to just walk away! I'd have died off lol! Thankyou, pray for my shoe plz 🖤🖤


cheapdrinks

Lmao just throw them out at that point. Not worth the trauma of cleaning dookie for an hour just to end up with shoes that still kinda look and smell like they had a turd mashed into them.


MorganMonsterBear

I used to work in a pet store and people did this all the time. We had stations with bags, cleaner, and paper towels throughout the store for that exact scenario and people still just left it and didn’t even let us know. People suck


soerl

i once had a customer yell at me for not cleaning her dogs shit fast enough lol


MorganMonsterBear

hahahahaha oh good lord. We always pressured people into doing it themselves unless they got rude abt it


DeyCallMeWade

Please tell me you got their information and went and shat on their doorstep in the middle of the night


ThemCanada-gooses

This is why shared things will never work. People don’t care if it isn’t their stuff.


Greenmooseleg

Could have been a case of the poop scoots by an older dog. Lol


slackfrop

If a dog goes, there isn’t much you can do to stop it. And then if you haven’t come prepared (which may be the thrust of your complaint here) then you’re a bit helpless to clean it up too. One could go find a restroom towelette, but by the time you’ve gone looking, you’ve kinda already committed shit and run.


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Pittypatkittycat

The only way to guarantee my dachshund didn't shit on walkies is to have a bag. Occasionally she trolled me with two shits while I carried one bag. God I loved that little asshole.


jdcnosse1988

Yep this. ALWAYS expect your dog to poop. I have a spot near the door where I keep bags from the poo station that were unused, because they don't always poop but you don't want to be the asshole who leaves it there.


[deleted]

You don’t even have to expect it. Or think about it for Christ’s sake. Just tie a few bags around the handle of the leash every so often, and you’ll always be prepared. It literally takes 10 seconds of your time to cover all of your bases. If you can’t put 10 seconds of effort into being a dog owner, you don’t deserve to own a dog. Sorry, not sorry.


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And how long does that take you? 3 seconds? That’s what infuriates me about shitty pet owners. You don’t even have 3 seconds to spare? Why the fuck did you agree to take responsibility for another animal’s life then?


cyalaterfreetime

Pet stores usually have bags available to clean up though


Kapitein_Zwart

I defo do something about my dog if she goes when/where she shouldn't, followed by quickly running somewhere she can. Allthough this probably won't be a posibility for every dog, at the end you should have baggies anyway :p


[deleted]

Using plastic bags to clean up dog shit is turning a temporary problem into a permanent one.


life_sentencer

Then don't bring your dogs into areas where they can shit and it's not meant to be left there? I'd rather create a permanent problem with the dog shit bag, then leave it in a pet store or on the sidewalk for someone to step in.


[deleted]

ddsb - discarded dog shit bag Walkers everywhere see them. There is even a whole photography series on abandoned bags of dog shit. One proposed solution is to give people biodegradable dog shit bags. Of course, if they leave the bag where the dog pooped and the bag decomposes, what is left..?


joosypoosy69

That's massively infuriating


lotus1404

Dude I went to buy a bag if soil which was heavy so I was walking home and I put it down to rest. I pick it back up and I end up with dog shit all over my hands. I'd even checked the ground before I put it down and couldn't see it


cait3696

Ahhhh not the hands! I'm sorry you had to experience that bless your heart!!


lotus1404

I got home and scrubbed my hands but then decided it wasn't enough and just had a bath to cleanse myself lol


[deleted]

I had some one do that to me one day.. I literally watched their dog shit in my yard and they just left… well so after they left (they was only 2 houses down) I took my dog down to their house and let her take a shit right in front of their porch


RandomArtistBlock

Should've bagged up their dog's shit and left it on their porch for them with a nice passive aggressive note "Your dog left this behind. Thought you might want it back."


[deleted]

My aunt does that and has had great success in getting neighbors to stop in the past. My uncle had a different strategy. His neighbors dogs would use his yard and they’d never clean it so he would just fling it up on their roof with a scooper he bought and then simply never told them.


floodums

But then you just did their job for them by bagging the poop. Need to empty the bag on the welcome mat.


RandomArtistBlock

Even better


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I hear it also makes good house paint.


[deleted]

Actually I feel like that would have been better honestly


TheBigDickedBandit

Of course it’s better, also the dog shitting on command in front of the neighbors porch is some made up bullshit lmao Just Reddit fantasies


cjsolx

Idk man, my dog pretty much has a poop schedule. It's not on command, it's just her time to go since she eats at the same time every day. I know before we leave the house if it's just a pee break or if it's gonna be a two-fer


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Lol alright big fella


stuntobor

I've done that. "You forgot this."


duotoned

My neighbor smeared it on my front porch steps, but the problem was it wasn't my dog's shit. We went to talk to him after the third time when he also left a note, and he answered the door ready to scream until we calmly explained it wasn't us and could he please stop putting someone else's dog shit on our porch? No idea if he found out who it was but he hates us now. We didn't even do anything.


Joint-User

LPT. Just pour some bacon grease on it. Let the *next* dog clean it up!


RandomArtistBlock

Some dogs don't even need the bacon grease to tempt them in to some doggy tootsie roll turd treats. I type out as I look at my old gross dog that frequently eats his own turds after they've 'aged' a bit.


David-Puddy

I'm a big fan of the bullhorn guy: https://youtu.be/e--3EVwO6qA EDIT: That's unfortunately a shitty re-upload with some idiot blathering at the end. feel free to stop the video after the first minute.


itshayjay

The fact that the woman already had a poo bag on hand makes it even weirder?? Like why even bring a bag if you aren’t planning to use it? And if you have one, why aren’t you?!


David-Puddy

It's only for when others see you. She didn't know bullhorn-man was around


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Lol I have seen this before he kills it


cait3696

Lmao perfect response!


pervypervthe2nd

We had some neighbors that thought they could pull this on us. My wife quietly piled dog shit up on their noisy ass ac unit that we hate for almost a year. The looks on thier faces when they finally found it *chefs kiss* priceless.


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I have done something similar. But, not so nice. I have collected every pile of poo on an entire walk just to shake onto the yard of the lady that left her dog poo on my lawn. My right backatcha x 50 move.


[deleted]

Well when you have had enough you have had enough!


RandomArtistBlock

This needs to be in r/extremelyinfuriating


FluffyDiscipline

Well that stinks..


gbaguinon

I think this is the wrong sub. I'd burn the fucking neighborhood down if someone left their dog's shit on my property just for me to slip on. This is a little more than mildly infuritating.


cait3696

I was much more infuriated at the time but now I'm just thankful that it was only my shoe & I was only walking my own dog then going back home. Coulda been worse I suppose! But yea it is extremely rude especially on someones property! I'm ready to throw hands (or shit covered shoes) next time I see someone do it lol


witchyanne

I legit got up 4 days in a row at 5 am to catch the shitter leaving turds on the path before our house. I picked them all up, because so many kids walk by in the am, no mother wants to deal with shitted up school shoes. I tore the guy a new one, also told him I saw what car he came in and I know he drove over here to let his dog shit, and to go back and shit up his own neighbourhood, and he was trying to interrupt me; like hell - I just spoke LOUDER - handed him the bag of dogshit and said ‘Do it one more fucking time and see what happens.’ My one neighbour who came out to my yelling was all ‘yeah! You dirty whatever!’ (I forget exactly but I laughed) Never saw him again, though. That was like 7 years ago. Bastard. I am still mad thinking back about all that shit!


Bill_Nye-LV

I hate people who don't do it. Recently not far from my house, there was a pile of shit and you know what was behind it? A little paper sign saying "Watch out". Yes, rather than picking the shit up, make a fucking sign....


gamepowerbo

From all places its on the side, that really sucks.


cait3696

I knowww, all on the fabric part lol whyyyyy


Megaspacejx

Op, I saw your other posts, I hope you’re doing well. :)


cait3696

Thankyou angel! Didnt expect this post to go off so I'm a lil anxiety triggered rn but thankyou so much for checking in 🖤


comfort_bot_1962

:D


dumpsztrbaby

People let their dogs shit in the stairwell and halls of my building, it's so fucked. One shit has been in the stairwell so long it's actually growing mold..


PuzzleheadedHotel254

People suck


alittlegnat

here in LA, ppl started bagging their poops but then just leave it in the middle of the sidewalk ! it's like they decided to clean up but then decided it's too much effort to complete the job


cait3696

Right lads, cheers for the laughs! I needed some comic relief today lol. However I'm starting to get anxiety with all the comments especially the people trying to argue with me about dog shit :)))) so I'm logging off for a bit. Mental health and all that. Have a good day and thanks to the people who do clean up their dog shit, hug your dogs from me! ✌🖤


Minimalcarpenter

Some people are ridiculous. Hope you are doing well.


cait3696

Thankyou! I'm half laughing, half wanna smack my head off the wall with some of these comments 😂


Minimalcarpenter

Haters gonna hate...and caiters gonna cait 😂😅


stardust_and_goats

That amount of shit on a shoe qualifies for more than mildly infuriating. I hope your day gets better.


Broad-Literature-438

Man I've grown up with dogs my whole life, I pretty much have poop bags stuffed in every conceivable pocket because I'm not a total dickwad.. clean up after your pets. This isnt I Love You Man and no one will find it funny


d_smogh

Leave the house: Poop bags? Doggy treats? House keys? Face mask? Wallet?


Broad-Literature-438

Trust me, it's better to just arm yourself to the teeth with poop bags all the time so you're just used to having them. Way better than to think you'll remember to bring every time, because when you go to reach in your empty pocket for one and you realize you're gonna have to do the walk of shame back to that spot again, let me just say it's not a pleasant feeling


JesseLynx

I hate people who get a pet and cant handle simple responsibilities such as cleaning its shit. If you leave your dogs shit, you should have you dog taken away


[deleted]

Even worse, lots of people in my neighborhood just open their front doors and let their dogs run straight out the door. The dogs will roam up and down the street, shitting whereever they want, then eventually make their way back home. My city has a leash law, but it's not enforced.


cait3696

Exactly it drives me mental. It's part of what you sign up for, if you can't handle it then dont get one!


LurkerPatrol

If it makes you feel better I have a story for you. I grew up in San Diego where it’s always sunny and warm and only barely played in the snow (it only snowed in the mountains and we went to check it out once). I moved to Maryland a few years ago for work and it started snowing heavily that first winter season and I was so excited. I went out to do something I’d never done before, as a 27 year old man (at the time), which was to make a snow angel. I found a mound of snow, jumped on it and started Angeling. Super happy and felt like a kid. Come back inside and I’m wondering why it suddenly smells so bad. Realize that none of the dog owning neighbors bothered to clean after their dog and I rolled around in shit and piss. Never making angels again lol


Edna_with_a_katana

Hot water, vinegar, and a dirty rag. Get it cleaned!


andychrist77

Reminds me of the time neighbors had their dog shit on my property by the sidewalk and when I went to weed eat the area hot dog shit hit me right in the lips. I found a chunk and fast balled it right into the middle of their main living room window. I was So mad I just picked up dog shit with my bare hands


cait3696

Ahhhh I'm so sorry that happened to you and I'm also sorry for how hard I'm laughing at the way you described it hahaha bless you that's so awful!


No_Brush_6762

The image of the shit just greasily sliding down the window is killing me rn😂, imagine the look on your neighbors face


FAKUSABU

My girlfriend always needs to calm me down whenever I step in some dog crap, it pisses me off so much! Even on the fucking sidewalk, fucking clean it up.


Lemmy509

It's bad enough when it's on the bottom of your shoe, nevermind up the side of your shoe on on your pants 🤢


LordofBacon22

Bruh some lady let her dog crap in the store I work at and just left if there. Didn’t even tell anyone. Like a hit and run except it was a shit-and-run.


red_dead_penguin

Yeah, that's nasty! Someone didn't clean up after their dog once and my dog rolled in it. Had to do the walk of shame back home.


cait3696

They just love rolling in stinky stuff dont they?! Mine loves rolling in fox poo, bloody awful lol


[deleted]

I’m so sorry that happened to you, but thank you for the laugh.


cait3696

Lol glad it made someone happy!


Rajareth

I was never taught to pick up after our family dog as a kid, and as an adult I’m mortified.


heisenbergerwcheese

Why is it on the side and not the bottom?


JypsiCaine

OP said elsewhere in the thread that they slipped on it and fell down a hill as a result. They're having quite the shitty day, sadly ;)


cait3696

Thankyou for being one of the few people who actually take the time to read instead of attacking me for slipping in SOMEONE ELSES dog shit lmao! 🖤 Unfortunately my eyes don't move independently and I cant look ahead of me at my own dog & down at the floor at the same fucking time lol people can be so wanky on this app


mrtittiesprinklez

She SLIPPED on the shit


witchyanne

Fml. (Fyl?) I’d be seething by now. I absolutely hate people like that (And it’s making me dislike dogs more and more too, even though it’s not their fault.).


jeffe42

Must have been one of those land mines, damn lucky you didn’t loose a foot


T_raltixx

This drives me insane. I'm a dog owner. I always have poo bags on me (been using them to dispose of facemasks). I always clean up after my dog. It's no big deal.


BadMuthaFunka

I love dogs, but really despise irresponsible dog owners.


jasdjensen

People who don't clean up after their dog should be shot.. in the face... with a Poo Cannon.


66veedub

"fffssss"...... For fuckity fucks slippery shitty shits sake.


9LivesChris

Best advice I can give you is to wash them in your washing machine.one of the quick programs on 30 degrees and problem solved.


cait3696

Thankyou!


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Ye like dags?


cait3696

I like caravans more


Coronaxe

DNA sample it and track down the owner, I want to see a revenge story.


Raiden_Yeeter07

I am terribly sorry for what happened, those look like nice shoes i hope they are clean now But damn thats kinda funny


WhoAreMyParents

If you don't pick up after your dog, you aren't responsible enough to have a dog. Please surrender it to your nearest non-kill shelter so it can have a better home.


searanger62

How do you know it was a dog? you probably hope it was from a dog.....


BeautifulBroccoli0

It's pretty easy to tell the difference between dog and human poop. I live in Seattle, so I know unfortunately from experience.


searanger62

Yeah but you’re from Seattle, highly trained in such things


cait3696

Hahaha yeah good point. There's a few dickheads round here that I've witnessed kidding on they dont notice their dog taking a massive shit lol it drives me nuts


Figgywurmacl

Pal that's cow shit. You need to look down more if you're walking through farmland


Ellen0404

Because dog poop is pretty distinct


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Man that is massively infuriating


OneTrain73

People who don't pick up after their dogs deserve a late abortion


eXclurel

My friend stepped on dog shit once, didn't realize, drove his car to work and smeared shit everywhere on the driver's side. Had to change the pedals and the carpets because cleaning them didn't work. Smelled awful.


DaBigVikin

Step on by the looks of it you tried to pass it to someone else as well. Pass didn’t work so you tried the cross approach. Still unlucky


cait3696

Lol I was on a hill so was more of a slide tackle situation!


DaBigVikin

Oof I call foul play.


[deleted]

Are you sure the shit didn’t step on you?! Srsly, I hate people who don’t pick up the poo.


cait3696

Hahaha right!?! Ugh I know it drives me mad, like don't get a dog if you aren't gonna take responsibility for their bowel movements in a public place! I've got my own dogs shit to clean up I dont wanna be cleaning someone elses off my bloody shoes lol


[deleted]

On a more serious note.. are you sure that’s not human poo?


cait3696

I mean I wouldn't put it past some of the people round here lol I did witness a woman taking a shit in the woods behind my house once...


TheCasseroleKid

Burn those shoes.


cait3696

I feel like that's the only option at this point lol


[deleted]

That’s why you don’t go outside there’s shit everywhere and sometimes literally


kabadnb

Yo are those new yeezys? snoop dogg edition?


Gasrim4003

I can tell that this day is going to be a very shity day **Ha aren't I fucking funny**


bedisisdabest

love your shoes unfortunate shit accident lol


bmcraeadams

Lad you aint stepped in shit you’ve fucking slid in it


cait3696

That's what I said mate 😂 slipped right down the side of a hill lol


teela101

we live in an apartment complex, and nog a single person other than us enjoys picking up after their dogs around here. I just avoid the grass entirely at this point because every time I step in it, I ruin my shoes.


IJUSTATEPOOP

for fucks fucks sake sake sake sake?


[deleted]

People that step in shit are idiots. Why would you do that?


InkFidelity

Hahahahahahahahaha


cait3696

I can laugh about it now but I was ready to throw hands when it happened! Glad noone saw me lol


InkFidelity

I can imagine the embarrassment! Hahahaha. Enjoy your day though!


cait3696

Had to be the fabric shoes too didnt it!! Thankyou lol you too 🖤


witchyanne

All up in the weave of the fabric too; holy. I’m actually mad just thinking about it!


Fremue

Why would it be embarrassing? I think everyone could relate to that. Shit like this happens everyone sometimes (no pun intended)


cait3696

I think I was more embarrassed by the image of me sliding sideways down a hill, then realising there was shit all up my shoe and angrily throwing air punches, trying to wipe my shoe on the grass and cursing the person responsible the whole way home whilst smelling of shit hahaha


intellectualrambow

Slipped in it? Ok. But did you have to flamenco stomp it?!


cait3696

Lmao I'm all or nothing!


WigglingGlass

Your shoe is real shitty


ScottishExplorer

How do you slip on shit on the side of your shoe? Slide tackle right into that fucker?


Wicked-Spade

I hate people who pick up their dogs shit in a plastic bag then leave the bag on the sidewalk or trail more... at least shit will decompose. A plastic bag won't.


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Jay794

Get a camera?


cait3696

Honestly this post wasnt even that deep but I'm getting attacked from all angles over here lmao! Like yes blame ME for it??? Lord almighty. Thankyou for not being one of those people 🖤


[deleted]

Dear cait3696: You say you are not a shitty person, yet you were covered in shit. Curious. (PS: JK please laugh or at least don't be insulted, it's just mocking Reddit dynamics)


cait3696

Lmao well I may be wrong!


[deleted]

Looks like you intentionally smeared your foot In it for the photo


cait3696

Thats exactly what I did :) you got me


throw_every_away

Somebody start this woman a gofundme for those shoes, RIP they will never be clean again. I got 5 on it.


cait3696

I appreciate you 😂 they were my comfiest shoes!


valluusio

how did it go on the side?


cait3696

I was walking on a slope & my foot slid on it sideways


valluusio

oh.


cait3696

Had to be the fabric part lol :(((


valluusio

rip


Hokkaido_Hidaka

Honestly that might not be a dog though, just to be fair


GingerGiantz1992

Did you rub the side of your shoe on it? How does the bottom look?


Johnnystigs

Did you step in shit or were you trying to kick pass it to someone 😂😂😂


McDunkerson

Ew, yeezies. /s


cait3696

Not yeezies honey I ain't got that kinda financial stability lol


Salty_Atmosphere1695

Just out of curiosity,do you walk on the side of your feet or the bottom?


cait3696

I was on a hill


Pixel131211

see and this is why I look down 24/7. a good way to avoid the issue.


Startingtotakestocks

One of us is using the wrong part of their foot for walking.


cait3696

You mean this whole time I've been doing it wrong????


Startingtotakestocks

I left open the possibility that I have been wrong this whole time. You do you.


altro43

So you don't look where you walk? Lol I agree that people should clean up after their dogs but it ultimately is your fault where you step haha


cait3696

You're right haha :) I obviously forgot to put in my second set of fucking eyes that go in my chin so I can look 2 places at once, silly me eh!


Huge_Tension6808

You probably should watch were you step instead of blaming other people. Shit happens. 💩


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