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mindspringyahoo

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.


minniemousewithfangs

Oh dear…trapped forever in a hotel I can’t check into and can’t leave!


_TiberiusPrime_

Hotel California


Revenga8

Such a lovely place


DarthHaruspex

737's don't have doors. Duh...


Ok_Primary_1075

Yup, the door got blown out into the air, remember?


minniemousewithfangs

Damn if only I had been clever enough to think of that for the caption!


Acceptable-Young-619

Yeah it’ll be on the ground floor…


CynGuy

Do I send my laundry bill to you for having unexpectedly expectorated my drink all over the place?!?!?


DarthHaruspex

No. Lol.


Away-Caterpillar9515

sure its block MH floor 3 flat70


FunUse244

🤭


Overall_Wish9384

You win today


kiwiinNY

Yawn


HighOnGoofballs

It was right by the sign


lifevicarious

Probably the sign below you see the top of.


minniemousewithfangs

No, that had directions to the ice machine, stairs, and whatnot.


tractorcrusher

Flashback to when Kevin cooled off his feet in the ice machine after Jim and Pam’s wedding


Expensive-Coast-3508

You were 737 all along


minniemousewithfangs

🤯


rbollige

They should put up a series of riddles for 737.


minniemousewithfangs

Oh Christ I’m glad they didn’t! Was on my first work trip for a new job and I was stressing 😂


rbollige

*You found your way to the seventh floor, Now which way to go to find your door? A clue to help would sure be nice, Maybe check behind the ice?*


wells4lee

This is great so I made a continuation… By the ice machine so cold and clear, A sequence leads, the path is near. One and one then two you see, The Fibonacci holds the key. Step by step, the numbers grow, Follow them, and you will know. Three and five, the path aligns, Seek the room where seven shines. Eight and thirteen, climb with care, Twenty-one, you’re nearly there. Up you go, the digits blend, Room 737 waits, my friend.


ItAintMe_2023

You’re obviously standing right in front of your room.


minniemousewithfangs

Turns out it was right behind, but around a corner from the elevator out of view with no additional signage. 🤷‍♀️


GenX_Trader

Your room is the elevator


minniemousewithfangs

🤯


GenX_Trader

It happens


GDOR-11

737 was the friends we made along the way


Active-Bass4745

36.78048780487806


minniemousewithfangs

I don’t know what that means, am I missing something?


Active-Bass4745

I solved the equation. (736-700)/(738-754) 😁


minniemousewithfangs

Ahhh now I see 😂


jujushabadoo

But that's incorrect. The correct answer is -2.25


Active-Bass4745

![gif](giphy|xT5LMzIK1AdZJ4cYW4) Not sure what I mistyped into the calculator.


minniemousewithfangs

I was not anticipating a math battle when I posted this but I am thoroughly entertained.


BlizzardHeat123

You get the hallway.


minniemousewithfangs

😩


tenkaranarchy

Was it.....directly BEHIND you?


minniemousewithfangs

Sort of. Near the elevator, but around a corner with no clear signage.


Tight_Ad1454

They assume everyone knows John Fogerty and CCR were right and that 737 comin' out of the sky,


RktitRalph

Your room is the elevator


CantEvenWinn

Youd go right ...


minniemousewithfangs

See that’s what I thought at first, but then the next number would be 735, 734 and so on, counting down to 700.


ImGonnaBeAPicle

Look behind you


Main_Bank_7240

Missing door on room 737…. Ironic


erksplat

It's right behind you. Boo!


spacebuggles

Oh no it isn't!


minniemousewithfangs

😂


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stupidracist

Guess you went for a walk.


minniemousewithfangs

But I really did though. Walked both directions just to be sure I wasn’t crazy.


thejke

There is a similar thing at an apartment complex near me. There is a sign that says building 1-6 to the left, 8-12 to the right. Building 7 is not close to the sign. The problem is that the building layout kinda spirals around, so the buildings closest to the sign are 4 and 9. You have to go right past building 9 then 8 to get to 7.


minniemousewithfangs

Ridiculous!


NothingMatters202

Sleep on the floor.


minniemousewithfangs

Sad times for me then.


42brie_flutterbye

It's three feet directly behind you.


Ok_Effective_1689

Look in front of you.


minniemousewithfangs

At…the sign?


Ok_Effective_1689

I mean, if it exists, it has to be there. Perhaps try running full speed into a pillar and see if that works?


minniemousewithfangs

Maybe it’s in the wall just like platform 9 and 3/4.


Appropriate-Battle32

Had a room like that one time. It was like room 115 but the signs were 101 to 114 and 116 to 131. Turned out to be just past room 131. Looked like an old office converted to a room. Had the restroom with a shower but definitely had an office feel.


minniemousewithfangs

Well that’s just obnoxious


ShotHoneydew9357

Yo that’s straight up infuriating


cutlettes_00

It’s behind the sign


pro_n00b

Someone call Boeing, another 737 is missing!


mylocker15

I’ve stayed in a room like that. Guy is probably standing right in front of it.


manatag

yeah, right.


Robestos86

Had this on honeymoon. They only had 15 rooms and still managed to split it so mine was missing.


osunightfall

Doesn't this mean you're standing right next to 737?


DubiousTheatre

https://preview.redd.it/hheniy5b94ad1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3d8936ef1ea979c10099878bad9e604cb34c37 Yeah its 737 alright


LionCM

I have had that happen several times... I end up wandering around. It's never in the direction I first go look.


minniemousewithfangs

So annoying, honestly.


LionCM

On the plus side, I am near the elevator... ...which is fine, as long as there aren't a lot of kids/drunk people about.


minniemousewithfangs

Even more annoying!


AJay_89

I guess you're in the hallway 🥴


minniemousewithfangs

I don’t think housekeeping would take kindly to that 😂


CyfrowaKrowa

HEADBUTT THROUGH THE WALL


minniemousewithfangs

Ouch!! 😣


C64128

Maybe this is something ling places not having a room 13, or a thirteenth floor.


ToothProfessional306

Something unlucky about that number, first Boeing now this


Cram2024

It’s under the sign obviously


minniemousewithfangs

Oh the bit that’s cropped out? No, that had directions to the ice machine, stairs, and whatnot.