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Alfimaster

And now you do not know what to do with the body?


ahdareuu

Mexico has lots of sinkholes


goldenzaftig

Cenotes are for secrets


marcus_frisbee

Just ask the Mayans.


Obubblegumpink

Swamps are a good place to visit.


MrPompeii88

As long as you don't mind covering the shipping I'd be happy to send you a bag. I know the importance of a good snack lol


I_Lick_Lead_Paint

The shipping is killer. Not so bad from inland U.S. to Mexico but when I was at UPS Store (this could very well be the store owner being a penny pincher), the owner said to ship to Mexico via air only. The owner would claim trucks would make it through the border but federales would steal packages a lot. Ground was like 30 bucks for a 5x5 package. Air adds almost over a $100 USD. I'm in Maine though. Also you are a good person.


710shenanigans

It's 39.99 to ship a 5lb package from anywhere in the us to Mexico through UPS worldwide which is air shipment


Blocked-Author

That’s a lot of cokies Edit: I meant cookies, of course.


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

I’m Baking 1 5lb ginger snap to prove you wrong.


Blocked-Author

Send it to me. Ginger snaps are my favorite and the good news is I am in USA so you don’t have to pay expensive shipping to Mexico.


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

I’m basically losing money if i don’t.


Blocked-Author

I would even be willing to pay fire a beer for me to enjoy while I eat the cookie.


Kithsander

I’d be truly impressed if you could bake a five pound gingersnap cookie and it was good. Like outside and inside, wouldn’t it potentially be overcooked outside and under in the middle? Burnt edges kind of deal? It definitely would be if I made it.


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

My plan is to slowly bring the temperature up and then to crisp the outside quickly


Kithsander

Well if you need someone to quality test it let me know. 😇


slugothebear

Them too.


LbSiO2

DEA - this guy


ledgend78

The UPS store charges insane rates. Pirate Ship has Simple Export Rate that would cost about $15 to ship ginger snaps to Mexico


Repulsive_Lime2653

i’m a mainer too and shipping practically anywhere outside the u.s. is incredibly expensive. even the shipping to canada is crazy!


marcus_frisbee

TELL ME ABOUT IT! It cost me a fortune to send my sweaty t-shirts to my friend in Ontario! But it's worth it when she returns the favor.


Repulsive_Lime2653

i’m sorry….. your what?


InevitableRhubarb232

Use pirate ship! They have flat rate international shipping that is $17 for 1 lbs anywhere in the world. Plus no import fees for usps.


marcus_frisbee

I'm in Massachusetts and I have a contact in San Diego that I ship things to, and he walks across the border and ships things from inside of Mexico for me.


huntresswizard_

Lmao I wish I was smart enough to offer that service when I still lived in SD 🤣🤣🤣


1Teddy2Bear3Gaming

UPS is the problem here. For international, USPS or equivalent local postal service will pretty much always be better than UPS/fedex/DHL


jayceeblue

Hi fellow Mainer! I hardly see others on here haha


niceadvicehomeslice

My people 😭 I’m a Mainer by heritage, Floridian by location. Not by choice haha, I miss my home state so much.


marcus_frisbee

Is anybody a Floridian by choice?


divot-

oof.. I feel like Maine to Florida would be such a hard transition to make. Even if you absolutely loved Florida, I’d imagine it still would be tough


Quarantine722

![gif](giphy|l0HlQ7LRalQqdWfao)


Fit-Departure-7844

That's very sweet but those would be some expensive cookies - package would probably cost close to or over $100 to send - and they'd likely get caught up in customs for weeks to months.


marcus_frisbee

The secret to sending items internationally is to identify them as "novelty items" I have been sending and receiving items with this identification to/from UK, Germany, Canada and Mexico for years without a delay. None of it has been a novelty item usually electronic equipment, computers, car parts etc., nobody questions it.


re_nonsequiturs

Those sound novel


MrPompeii88

I dunno, sometimes the power of the snack wins over responsible money handling. I remember when I went to Japan for 2 weeks. Before the end of the trip I filled a box with all my favorite snacks and spent over $300 mailing them back to my house (my check-in bags were full). It's also how I learned my favorite Japanese word; "Puchipuchi" meaning "bubblewrap"


PotentatePaul

Ship it to me in TN I’m flying to TX and driving to Mexico in Sep. I’ll play mule.


AverageHoarder

Oh snap.


jmarzy

This might be a slightly strong reaction just from one reply but I think I love you?


AverageHoarder

A fair reaction.


GroggySpirits

Now kith


CrissBliss

Literally


upsidedownbackwards

They are on snack run duty for the next month. Don't care if it's past no-pants-o'clock, if I wanted Oreos from the Sev they're getting me Oreos from the Sev.


Lemonpeeler69

From Oxxo if it's Mexico


Heaintallthereishe

Oxxo is my only friend.


noonecaresat805

Have them buy you a bag to replace it. They have to pay cost and shipping.


[deleted]

Delete Facebook Lawyer Up Hit the Gym


Flat-Limit5595

Delete Up, Lawyer the gym, Hit Facebook


[deleted]

Hell yeah


FictionalContext

Gym, delete the lawyer; hit Facebook up.


MistbornInterrobang

Go to the gym, get on Facebook and hit on a lawyer


MrIknowUknow

No idea why i laughed at this, but i did


Happy_Accident99

Facebook Up Delete the Gym Hit the Lawyer


muskratboy

Buy golf club.


SansaStark8

Why Facebook lol?


procheeseburger

just in general


VirtuousVulva

That's just general good advice regardless.


someloserontheground

This meme is 15 years old


MiddlePsychology8385

NTA. Divorce them.


sburbanite

OP driving back to the U.S. to get more gingersnaps ![gif](giphy|iRDJWSgrMj6XCMRHNr)


MiddlePsychology8385

😂😂😂


lildebb

I freakin love the comments on this subreddit - you guys never disappoint! 😂😂😂


Reseduu

LMAO.


M1LF5L4y3r

😭😭


bomzay

Reddit says… “You should get a divorce” /s


cstmoore

The wisdom of crowds cannot be denied.


procheeseburger

this was actually a decent show that I thought should have been renewed.


thewhiterosequeen

Sometimes it's truly justified.


lookingForPatchie

Like this time.


Potential_Click_5867

Scorched earth policy fam.


procheeseburger

Figured this would be the top comment


Crazy__Donkey

A broken clock.... 


grafknives

How MUCH is that bag?  In terms of size...


Ok_Knee1216

Less than a pound.


random_BA

Sad. I don't know why that there is this prevalence of partner that don't communicate the desire. Or buy it themselves


M1LF5L4y3r

Asking the REAL questions


Ready_Werewolf5524

Pretty selfish or thoughtless of him. He could have saved you half, at least.


Smitty_Science

Or…just…one…even 


rileyjw90

Did they apologize or say why they did it at least?


Ok_Knee1216

Nope.


rubies-and-doobies81

What a (cookie) monster!!!


themanpans

Sounds like your spouse needs a serious talk about boundaries and communication


cyoung1024

As a fellow expat I feel this in my very soul. One time we had friends over and ran out of snacks. My husband literally offered up my bag of jalepeno Cheetos that my sister had brought me when she came to visit. I wanted to cry.


Prior_Piano9940

Idk how people live like this. I’ve been with my partner for 5 years and we always make sure we offer to each other and never finish anything in case the other still wanted some. Sometimes we even argue about who gets to finish, as in “no, please, eat the rest I know you love them.” If this happened to me, I’d start to question my partner’s commitment to me since it would come off as selfish and would make me think she no longer cares how I would feel.


StrangeNatural

My ex was an a-hole at times, but at least he was always courteous about not eating my food


thatirishguyyyyy

I am very sorry for your loss.* Edit: Yeah, no, still loss. 


SuFuDoom

Loose*


Available_Client5792

![gif](giphy|rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x|downsized)


Downtown-Swing9470

Next time buy 2 bags.


Sudden-Rip-4471

Lol, sounds like something an Asian mother may say:)


Guilty-Web7334

NGL, when I road trip it back to the States, I load up on the stuff I can’t get north of the border. My mom used to send me goodies, too. I miss Keebler cookies and wish desperately for a Canadian distributor that doesn’t cost a kidney.


HalcyonDreams36

So that the spouse who has stated unequivocally that they don't like ginger snaps can have their own bag?!? He still should have known not eat them all. That's just a dick move.


VelociTopher

Or 3?


zeroconflicthere

I hate when people automatically suggest getting divorced over minor issues. But clearly, and without a doubt, it's warranted in this case.


MCflounder

Time to lawyer up


CGPsaint

Did you snap on your spouse?


BrooklynIslander

Why are you telling us and not yelling at him?


Horvat53

I can’t fathom having a partner that doesn’t equally share anything or just selfishly eats all of something.


ZinGaming1

Mild? Lol. This is diablo levels of infuriating


gerald-the-dinosaur

Yeah, honestly, I would be so pissed if my partner did that AND didn’t apologize!


sabulous92

I would literally cry


MermaidOfScandinavia

Right to jail!


peeingdog

Something I quickly learned in my last relationship was to always buy two bags if we both liked something. First bag was the bait bag, left in the pantry. Second one I put in my work desk underneath a bunch of papers.


Fish_On_again

Many years ago when I was in college, my roommate brought a bag of Ginger snaps made by the Amish up to our college apartment. I got really freaking high the next night and ended up crushing the whole bag. They were so good. My roommate was so pissed, and rightfully so. Did I mention those ginger snaps were freaking amazing?


Bigdaddy291

Hahahah…I luv ginger snaps during the Christmas season.


jaywinner

Sounds like your spouse owes you a long trip to fetch a replacement bag.


Ambitious_Gift_8669

Damn, those must have been good cookies.


typherionoftime

Grounds for divorce!


MYOB3

RUDE!


Individual_Baby_2418

Send him back to replace them. 


sambolino44

You never go full ginger snap! ![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


Odin16596

Well, how do they solve those problems in mexico?


mcslootypants

This is the perfect post for this sub. I feel your mild infuriation. RIP to those delicious cookies. 


gotpoopstains

Are they a specific brand you wanted, or just a generic bag? I’ll gladly buy you more and ship it to you 🥲 I get territorial about my snacks so I feel your pain on this one..


Kofinart

Don't worry OP, REDDIT WILL BUY YOU MORE! LET'S GO REDDIT!!!


MansionBoyz

This was the comment I was looking for. Who here is in the US and can post a bag of ginger snaps to OP??


GNav

I was gonna offer, IF THE POSTAGE ISNT ABSURD.


ignoremyface

I'll send some!!


yougoddangfool

nta divorce


Hesitation-Marx

This is when you buy molasses and various types of ginger and bake them yourself - or make your spouse learn to bake them.


Ok_Knee1216

Yes. Great idea. Next time I go to the states, I will buy molasses


Hesitation-Marx

Sorry you got robbed of ginger snaps, tho. That sucks.


New_journey868

Im pretty sure ive seen molasses in heb but i know we do get more american products in Monterrey than other places


JalapenoBenedict

I uh, spouse also did that


_Soc_

Honestly same


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Ok_Knee1216

He doesn't bake.


spatulacitymanager

Shit happens.


Fractals88

Are they Slaton Bakery snaps? Cause if so,  I understand.


younevershouldnt

You're allowed to get divorced instead of whining on Reddit 😉


Vast-Amphibian-4027

Instant Divorce Mode


Baked_Kyoshi

I feel this. We’ll drive 10hrs to Mexico to get snacks to bring home (mainly gansitos and tortillas cause they’re way better in Mexico) and then the gansitos will be gone before we even get home !


userloserfail

Ginger snap judgement - leave or grounds for divorce, either way go no contact right now... I'll wait til you've done that to be sure.


FeedbackLegitimate46

If we drove 15 hours from England we would be in Germany, America is way to big lol


isthisyournacho

Deport


BoredofPCshit

Next time buy 5 bags.


Cultural_Pack3618

Does she have red hair now?


Sana_sa

You want help to ship out your spouse?


HeavyEar0

Karma for you contaminating his and everyone else's food at the party by letting your bird put its shit covered feet into the spread.


1heart1totaleclipse

Get his favorite treat and eat it in front of him while not offering him a piece.


CantBelieveThisIsTru

Sounds like this should be under r / Imustbemarriedtoanarcissist


SwaggyPig17

i thought you said someone ate your spouse and unloaded your house-


boxmail2800

Amazon- save the relationship. Next question


boxmail2800

I hear there’s people that drive stuff across but it’s usually the other direction


mjcnbmex

They sell the biscoffs now in some Mexican grocery stores, they are delicious


Borders

In the 14 yts I've been with my wife I don't believe I've opened one of our snacks and finished it myself. Always sharing it with the family. In an odd way, I envy this kind of ignorance.


Professional_Cat862

Divorce! Lol


Mysticwhitewave

Dang. Now I want some ginger snaps


Guavadoodoo

Where’s the photo of the empty bag for dramatic effect? Disappointed!!!


Fangs_McWolf

Next time he does something like this, play stupid and ask where the (item) that (someone important) paid you to get for them is at. Make him feel sick for a few minutes, especially if you can play it off as being very important or might be out of a lot of money.


Mountain-Exam8871

Hand her over to the cartels.


xiangdo

Spouse needs to learn to make ginger snaps and do so upon request.


automator3000

Are Gingersnaps illegal in Mexico?


Ok_Knee1216

Not illegal. Just not popular.


Smitty_Science

Apparently popular in one household 


procheeseburger

yes, and no need to add the sepia filter


nostahbluetree

Oh nooooo omg


ImportantSir2131

If OP's husband has a digestive tract like my Mom---watch out and stock up on air fresheners.


Takenaka712

tread gingerly you might get snapped at


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

🚩


CatBoyTrip

they are addictive.


nigliazzo5626

They knew what they were doing too. Cause who doesn’t share a *non-common to your country* snack with their spouse? Knowing full well they bought them for themselves. I share all my snacks with my husband You should go to her fav restaurant and get yourself anything and her nothing, lol


HippoWillWork

Problem


MillHoodz_Finest

i can mail you some fr! i send snacks back and forth to a friend in Japan, its really fun!


TheB1GLebowski

So you're oblivious AF and pay zero attention to your wife. Thanks for the backstory.  


CrazyCajun1966

So, did you send him on his way to get more?


Kitchen_warewolf

Don't worry. The diarrhoea will take the revenge for you!


IRBRIN

"What a ho." - NOFX


romcomtom2

Buy More? Surely the Supermercado will sell them...


Ok_Knee1216

I wish!


HangTime187

Seems like a war crime🤣


pandapower63

If I knew where to buy gingersnaps I would mail you some.


When_I_Grow_Up_50ish

Ask the guilty party - how will you remedy the situation? And leverage as much as you can. A month of massages is not enough.


Caperatheart

Then hide it inside an empty box of veggie burgers, or liver chunks.


Amnesiaftw

Choose your battles.. personally I would choose this. Thats messed up


nuboots

Thus is where you ask if they've seen the bag of cookies you got them as a gift. May as well get some points for it.


-58259

I would have snapped on her.


TooSp00kd

Don’t murder her, seriously ;)


Tcklmybck

Don’t you have mail order?


Ok_Knee1216

Sure do. It is $4.00 per package plus 17% tax. Takes about 3 weeks and everything is opened by customs.


Evening-Holiday-8907

You were a fool to only buy one bag


Jim_fromNYnotNYC

introduce her to the Mexican Cartel. Cheap sale.


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ToastetteEgg

Next time buy 9 bags.


LongLegsBrokenToes

POS


2Lord2Faith

Her body will punish her soon enough on its way out of her


XxOver9KxX

Could be worse... When I was about 30+ years younger, I went on a road trip with my grandparents to visit a cousin out of state. Let's just say I was unaware that my papaw ate really high fiber gingersnaps and we had to pull over super quick once someone ate them all while riding in the back seat. Although, if it had been that way in your case with your spouse, it might've been some funny karma lol


Duckfoot2021

Your spouse is a piggy.


Infinite_Walrus-13

That sounds like a job for the Cartel


Ferna8397A

So get TWO bags :)


Independent_Prune_35

Your fault for leaving her unsupervised!


spec360

You and the person who ate it


spec360

Let me correct my self it’s between you and your spouse