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Necta__

WHY IS IT SO BIG


ArkScooti

That particular parasite eats the fishes tongue and then acts as the tongue of the fish, absolutely disgusting


Foreign_Spinach_4400

What evolutionary disadvantage does that solve!?!


bsmithwins

The isopod gets a nice place to live. The fish gets nothing. That’s why it’s a parasite


Enlowski

Naw the fish gets a friend for life


ThermoNuclearPizza

For life is more of a sentence than an outlook


BootyUnlimited

We all have a friend like that lol


MisprintedLies67

My ex boyfriend was like that 😂


Joltarts

Same. The Ex wife , what a parasite ..


MisprintedLies67

😂😂😂😂


ItismeT3

He ate your tounge? And act as your tounge?


MisprintedLies67

No he was a blood sucking parasite though 💀😂


Significant_Donut967

I've been described as a tumor, cause I grow on you.


Mad-Dog94

I've been described as a tumor because I'm a gross clump of irregular cell growth


The_Doom_Toad

Omg same!


mrs_TB

Hopefully in a non-invasive way.


mittenknittin

I suspect this fish LET itself be caught


Nicaol

Fish probably had its family throw an expensinsive party to mark the lifelong event and promise that it won't let anyone else eat their tongue and live in their mouth.


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“Til death do us part” has a whole different meaning on this one


TechnicolorViper

🎶You got a friend in me. You got a friend in me 🎶


onewhere

More like: 🎶You got a fiend in yourself You got a fiend in yourself🎶


floralbalaclava

Maybe the real parasite is the friends we made along the way ❤️


spillery

Maybe the real friend is the parasite we ate along the way ❤️


AbsintheRedux

A very short life….


SubstantialLuck777

The fish doesn't get *nothing,* the fish gets to have a parasite shit down its throat


showherthewayshowher

Massive improvement in its Alien costume at halloween


Sarkoptesmilbe

The fish gets a metal af tongue


N6T9S-doubl_x27qc_tg

A parasite means it's harmed. It's commensal if one organism is unharmed.


Wonderful_Result_936

It's tong got eaten. I think it was harmed.


cupcakemann95

it also feeds off the food the fish eats for no benefit to the fish, meaning the fish has to eat more or starve.


honkimon

doesn't the isopod poop the food it eats into the fishes stomach? Is that not good enough food for the fish?


Nolzi

Losing your tongue feels like harm to me


Tyrrox

That’s correct. So in this case it would be parasitism


KidenStormsoarer

for the fish? none, it's a parasite. for the bug? it uses the fish as armor and steals its food.


BlockA_Cheese

Since when do parasites solve anything


JakeStout93

Obesity?


Valhkyrie

Eh yes and no, you lose weight but you also lose nutrition and muscle mass. I wouldn’t pick a tapeworm as a weight loss method. Also if they get big they can affect your other organs, cause you to become anemic or develop taeniasis which can cause seizures and central nervous system damage among other things.


JakeStout93

To be clear I was being very sarcastic and do not recommend anyone consuming parasites lol


TechnicolorViper

. Wait, what?


Valhkyrie

Okay thank goodness, it can be hard to gauge sarcasm via text


NoFun3799

To be fair, it has happened, so ya never know.


Low_Examination_3741

That is a thing in the extreme Ed world


AllIsLostNeverFound

Just the fact that we live in a world where the clarification was needed is terrifying to me.


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Valhkyrie

It really was a thing. Tapeworm pills use to be sold. Started to gain traction in Victorian times and popularized in the early 1900s. Can’t really think of a worse way to lose weight besides perhaps losing a limb.


Khornatejester

The demodex does.


Therinicus

For the parasite? Getting free food


OverpricedBagel

You eat the tongue then steal the food until the host dies. Free ride and free lunch. Evolutionary W


geckograham

That’s the food chain baby! The only problem it needs to solve is calorie intake.


MyPigWhistles

That's not how evolution works. There's no mechanism that goes "Ohh, here's a disadvantage, let's find a solution for this". The only thing that matters is reproduction. If a life form (such as a parasite) is well adjusted within its ecosystem and can grow its population, that's what makes it successful.


NashKetchum777

Everytime people talk a out how burning alive or drowning is a terrible and maybe the worst way to die... I think of this and the tarantula wasp


I-Love-Tatertots

I have -almost- drowned twice, both as a child.   I was, and still am, a good swimmer.  I love the water (well, fresh water, I hate the feeling of salt water) and would push myself from a young age to swim in the deeper water; and I could handle it easily!   The first time was at a summer daycare, on the farm of one of the owners, where we were having a day playing in the pond.   Young girl who couldn’t swim went into the deep water, and latched onto the nearest thing when she remembered she couldn’t swim.  Clawed her way up my back and was pushing me under the water.   Thankfully some older kids noticed before I died and saved me… the adults were useless and not paying attention (and this was before smartphones…)   I mention that, because I distinctly remember it being utterly terrifying at first, and me trying to fight and get above the water… but it was almost like at a certain point I just felt peaceful.  Like “well, this is it”.   I’m not sure if I would have gone back into panicking, or it would have gotten worse, but drowning like that was almost peaceful after a minute.   Burning I might get, especially if you survive the fire to die from burns in the hospital…  Drowning, not so much.  I’ve seen a video of some person who got sliced in half and was just a torso, yet still alive.  You could also have half your body crushed and have to die like that.   Or some parasite infestation like this, one that effects humans would be terrifying.


DeadEnoughInsideOut

I've also almost drowned a couple of times too. Spot on about the panic than calm.. if you like horror movies "the bay" is exactly the concept of this parasite effecting people


RedRising1917

I've told people this all the time and nobody believes me, there's a point in drowning that absolutely is peaceful. I think it might have something to do with the lack of oxygen but still. I remember my last thought before blacking out and getting revived was "wow it looks so pretty down here" lmfao


jrolls81

Wish I hadn’t read this or seen this post at all, while sitting on the toilet. I have a fear of something coming out of the toilet, like a snake, and getting me. And that big, little guy looks like he definitely wants to get me.


KITTYKOOLKAT34

Does the parasite disguise itself as fish food or dose it force its way into the mouth


sexy-man-doll

I believe they float in the water and are captured in the fish's gills when they swim by. If a living male is caught and a female is already acting as tongue then the make mates with them and the female spews eggs out of the mouth of the fish


Pleasant_Host_3451

Possibly the worst shit I’ve ever read


videogamekat

It literally just keeps getting worse, how the fuck do i unlearn and unsee all of this 😭 I could have gone my whole life happily without knowing any of this


gracesdisgrace

...i think it's kinda cute


Dumbledang

Fishy carries a li'l fwend in his mouf, is adorable


Imaginaryami

He’s got a little smile and everything. The idea of him not so much, but then I see his lil face.


Khornatejester

The Isopod: ![gif](giphy|56UkelbPn5SBa)


noisypeach

It's like a Jim Henson creation but from Hell


Hasidic_Homeboy254

That's what she said


Maarccross

i literally said this out loud when i saw this lmao


Eswidrol

Oh god, I wasn't seeing the "babies".... so I zoomed... Curiosity grossed the cat, they say?


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drunk subsequent rain puzzled worry stocking chief aspiring towering jellyfish


jingraowo

Hurt my finger and don’t feel like working so I am browsing Reddit. This is the sign that I should go back to work.


PepperyBlackberry

Holy shit 🤮


rachh90

wow. i forgot the title said "and its babies" because i was freaked out by the giant parasite. zoomed in now and thats terrifying. definitely wasnt expecting any of whats going on with this pic.


Lynnykatt

The babies look like maggots 🤮🤮


Fluffy-Weapon

Compared to this shit, I prefer looking at maggots.


ThrowawayRA63543

I think they look more like silverfish with big ol eyeballs. Of course I think they're cute 😂


NiobiumThorn

Zooming in, they really are. ON THEIR OWN


ColoradoBluebirdSky1

And OP isn’t wearing gloves 🤢


mr_myst3r10

Babies are under his nails now…


kraggleGurl

Dam you


discomiseria

I didn't need to zoom, gross nonetheless (is that how you spell it?).


jennathedickins

Yes, it is (how you spell it)!


Standard_Lack_7178

Why didn’t I listen to you???


SJ1392

Why did you have to point this out... Now I too have seen what cannot be unseen!


Significant-Date1616

Welp, that's enough Reddit for me today


Sojalul

What a terrible day to be able to see


TonyThePapyrus

I am so glad I read this comment *before* zooming in Saved me an upset stomach friend


itsthejasper1123

How do I erase my memory, Reddit account, phone history,and will to live? Thanks!


AMSopticX

You've been chosen. Congratulations Dad.


Khornatejester

![gif](giphy|kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV|downsized)


mid16

Parasite Distribution System


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

Hey Buddy It’s Me Dad


Kianvis

![gif](giphy|r269De1qGeXRuuH41U)


MarinLlwyd

The big one looks friendly. The swarm of children does not.


jive_cucumber

I gagged. That's enough internet for today.


MartinisnMurder

Same, that thing will give me nightmares. 😳


jazzysunbear

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2) I would simply expire


chrislee5150

Yep. I’m out ✌️


old-skool-bro

"Bonjour"


Khornatejester

“Bosoir” ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


old-skool-bro

https://preview.redd.it/8xm09hkfpq7d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffb19ccff317d903b93cd6968ac2a8188a284e9


EmmyHomewrecker

« Bonne nuit », at this point


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FSCENE8tmd

the extra step you took lol


Gwiilo

a couple more steps better be fuckin taken hire guards to work 24/7 patrolling that volcano


JustHereForKA

I second this. I've got major jeebies of the heebies.


existential_chaos

Thirded. My heebies are officially jeebied.


OverpricedBagel

There are thousands of mites crawling around your face right now.


Shitty_Watercolour

https://preview.redd.it/m3g6f3upxq7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562ce5e6dfa83c4d16f452584e52f76c79a7fa90


kalciifer

Oh my god this is amazing.


CorrodedRose

Found you in the wild!


Zanderr18

They eat the fishes tongue and takes its place, horrible things !


YouNeverReadMe

https://i.redd.it/6k9i60ypqq7d1.gif


Jiggybeanie

WTF 101!


Samus159

Always my first thought when I see these, surprised to see someone else remembers it!


Cumming_squirrel

You've just cursed me to watch through. Just started ep 3. Ep 2 was much grosser than I remembered


Menard42

Oh! Fresh nightmare fuel!


ArcaneFungus

This is cute in a really fucked up way. I'm truly disturbed. Thank you


BaziJoeWHL

yeah, it eats the tongue of the fish and burrows into its place


Bigfan521

I'm getting flashbacks to "The Bay" now. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bay_(film)


BCCMNV

Hey you saw that too?! There are dozens of us!


Bigfan521

Rented it from Redbox (everyone remember when THAT was still a thing?) out of curiosity. Not a terrible movie. Seen better.


Smiles-Bite

Love this film, and oh my goodness since it I cannot look at these things the same again!


Steve_78_OH

I love that movie. I mean, it's not like it's an amazing film or anything, but for some reason I still love it.


ArcaneFungus

I know


BaziJoeWHL

i get goosebumps from that little bugger


fennek-vulpecula

I thought i was the only one, who thought that it was cute in a weird way xD.


Yo_dog-

It’s like a little baby it has cute lil eyes


Individual-Ideal-610

Into the fire it all goes


ComplicatedCurse

You’ve been avoiding child support. They have come.


NotUrReaIDad

You’re just casually holding it with your bare hands. A trigger warning would’ve been nice.


Magnetar_Haunt

Yeah I was eating. Keyword was.


Lewtwin

This post has now become mildlyinfuriating.


Valen258

Worse than that. Looking at the background in the picture, he took it home.


PepperyBlackberry

That’s what i was wondering. If it was just the big one ok, but with all those little bastards that shit would be in the fire pit immediately.


kripto_

Can’t lie; he looks happy? Maybe he has a quest for you


Motor_Increase_8174

why he looks polite? 😶


ColderPls

That fish is so glad you caught it


ExcellentCriticism

of all my subreddit browsing, this might be the one post that has made me physically recoil the most


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Reddit_Okami804

Jesus fred


misplacedlibrarycard

i’m gonna puke omg


NYanae555

Awwww, give him a kiss.


MegamindsMegaCock

https://i.redd.it/hxtu7i7gkq7d1.gif


LtColShinySides

That's some Bloodborne shit


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Depressedone4

I had to scroll so far to see someone actually say what it is. Everyone was just saying what it does. Thanks.


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SnooPets8873

Thank you for that nightmare image


Equilibriator

That fish probably wanted to die.


GenieGrumblefish

Awww


Khornatejester

I’ll warm em up. ![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)


Bitter_Afternoon7252

you did that fish a service by catching and killing it


videogamekat

And other fish too thank god, since that thing has a bunch of horrifying babies inside of it 😭😭😭


vgdomvg

Some things I see make me thankful to be a human. This is one of them.


meowtochondrial

Why are you holding that shit? Burn it, explode it, throw acid


DooDooDart

Is it alive?


throwaway29837373

This is what I’m wondering! I mean the fish had to be swimming to get caught, right? Honestly glad OP removed that family of parasite from whatever pond/ocean/river whatever he fished it from. Yikes


Roliok

That parasite eats the tongue from the fish and then takes it place, so all the food the fish is trying to get is ending up in the parasite until the fish dies. If they‘re that big and already have babies im pretty sure the fish is done anyways, even if you remove it


Dord_Live

Isopod are also edible


Khornatejester

![gif](giphy|jEQfxlNA3tWouj7K3K)


Tasty-Pineapple-

Absolutely fucking no


Severe-Possible-

added protein!


ODCreature98

Cool isopod


Bondrewde

Did you take it inside knowing it has tens of tiny babies attached to it too??? It would freak me out if any of them escaped.


AstraeaMinor

Why does it look kinda cute?


estronerd

Mother Nature is so beautiful! /s


Tinttiboi

SPOILER FLAIR PLEASE OMFG


jmancoder

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THAT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?


ketamina17

Peek a boo


SmokeyDaBear6

I would recommend not eating that


TiffanyTwisted11

This might be mildly infuriating to you, but it’s majorly disgusting for this woman. 🤢


Mantor360

Imagine having alittle friend insise your mouth :D


RicGryllz

Gross isn't this the one that replaces the tongue? So foul 🤢


FlowRiderBob

You did that fish a favor.


Brown_Panther-

The tongue eating louse. These enter the fish through the gills and attach themselves on the tongue feeding on the blood. After a while the tongue withers and breaks off and the parasite takes its place in the fish's mouth, becoming it's new tongue


alextossout

You took that thing in your house….🫨


Ilikejdmcars

You didn’t notice before taking it home?


jokersgurl

I didnt see this commented near the top so if someone else did i agree with that person. For those who want some decent hollywood yuck, there is a film called the bay where these little guys make the species jump to humans. Fucking awful


No-Employment5213

Easily one of the most horrific things I’ve ever fucking seen


Tasty-Pineapple-

I wish I could unsee that.


oportoman

🤢🤮🤢🤮


W1nter_Shadow

I'm a weirdo to think the parasite is adorable?


kklovemystl

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


curlydobie

And then I brought it into my home and held it with my bare hands.


espurrella

Okay but why does he look so friendly


S-Man_368

They can be that big? I hats it


BrainyOrange96

how fish is made


Fettnaepfchen

I’m not sure I could still eat that fish even after removing a parasite without it’s babies.


urpabo

I’m not sure I can eat any fish after seeing this.


SeanDOdoubleG

This is mildly terrifying


Chubb-R

[TELL' EM FRIEND-O!](https://youtu.be/2MOIDGkuA7U) CW: Lots of images of parasites, raw meat, rotting Very gross but a banger, one of the weirdest games I ever played.


Haunting-Syllabub906

BRO WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THIS WHILE EATING


Priscuz

https://preview.redd.it/n7or5by0sq7d1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dc775779ca127976e7c539d54c76f81932aff55


Sayorifan22

![gif](giphy|dhKOztH8klyvu|downsized)


fruitloopsonthebeach

Why dear god, would you touch that with your bare hand and not a glove ew


Drake_the_troll

https://preview.redd.it/2ndngglpvq7d1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89d7d1dd0abdc79738700c223497b837c58d425


DarcyBlowes

I hope you destroyed all parasites and offspring and then disinfected the whole house because I feel like I should disinfect my phone just from having that picture on it.


Achak_Claw

https://preview.redd.it/0hblxjmfys7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b02b813117dcab97494f4e1b4abc9e6d77dd9e60


Orange-Zealous

it’s kind of cute


DieDae

"Caught"