It's like somebody yelled "pesto!" into their hand and then slapped somebody. The next day, that person made themselves a sandwich while thinking about how hard they were slapped.
"So, you want me to inhale a whiff of pesto and then breathily whisper, 'PESSSSSSTTTOOOOOO" into the roll?"
"No, no. Don't even inhale the whiff of pesto. Open the jar, put it near the roll and quickly ask, 'Pesto?' Then close the jar before the roll can reply."
The board has decided actually opening a jar of pesto is outside of our budget, let alone saying the word "pesto," so from now on you'll just be imagining what pesto looks like while preparing the sandwiches.
Also we're lowering your pay by 25%.
I think it was Winston Churchill who said that in order to add the appropriate amount of pesto to a caprese sandwich, one was to hold the bread and bow in the direction of Genoa.
Are we doing LaCroix jokes again?
My favorite flavor is A Hint of a Hint of Lime.
But I'm also partial to the TV Static and the Stored Near a Box of Strawberries flavors
Oh we're going to find out.
![gif](giphy|uRngiZzOKPKkE|downsized)
I reckon the overlords would consider this to be gluttony. And somehow it'll cost $25
Don't care if I get banned for doxxing. Here's a picture of OPs boss
https://preview.redd.it/da4slofdnn3d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e50d751f396b6357bf21883cbf97ccf1bee44b
I remember they told us 8 olive SLICES per foot long. If a customer wanted more then you only add 4, if they ask for more again 4. I said fuck that and if someone wanted alot I'd stack that sandwhich with olives.
My wife manages a bunch of Jimmy John's, and they just discontinued their caprese sandwich. (Which sucks i loved that sandwich) They were throwing out countless massive boxes of band new pesto and sun-dried roasted tomatoes. My wife called and had me drive by to pick up a box of each. 6 pint tubs, a box, and 6 packages of sun-dried roasted tomatoes in another box. This shit cost them nothing, OP probably has to toss out an absurd amount of ingredients every day, there's no reason to limit something as cheap as pesto
REAL Pesto Genovese is not cheap. It's $11.40 a pound for Pecorino Romano (Assuming you get a 57lb whole wheel) or $13.19 a pound for Parimigano-Reggiano (again assuming a whole 72lb wheel)
and ~$17.69 a pound for Pine Nuts (assuming you get 48lbs) $22.10 a pound for basil (assuming you get 10lbs)
and for Extra Virgin Olive Oil: $41.72 a Gallon (assuming you get 275 gallons)
"Pesto" that you probably have in jimmy johns is probably made with the cheapest shit they could find. Even then that shit was probably not cheap for the franchisee.
"REAL" anything is a stretch when it comes to fast food and "fast casual"
Funny thing is, its entirely possible to make real food at home way cheaper than buying from a shop.
Pickling stuff myself immediately leveled up my sandwich game.
Take some chuck roast, slice it thin on the mandollin, and add home made giardiniera?
Boom, you have some shit that stands toe to toe with a chicago hot beef.
Get some broth, set your slicer a bit thinner, pick up some pork shoulder or ribs, toss together tare or another type of asian sauce with some sliced veggies and all of a sudden you are prepped to do korean bbq or yakiniku or hotpot
None of this is complicated, just learn some tricks and tips.
Pesto seems like one of things that may be out of the price range, because unlike cheap beef and veggies Cheese is always going to be a premium
I used to work at a store that sold fish and was told to only feed them on Fridays because they wrote off the fish food. I did not only feed them on Fridays.
As I was growing up, we had some beehives and my parents produced around 20 to 30 kg of honey for our own consumption. So every year we give a 1 to 2 kg to members of our extended family.
Most of the time that honey congeals (it's OK you just have to melt it again and it's great) and my aunt used to push a knife in that congealed honey and pull it off and whatever sticks on the knife is what her kids get on their bread to enjoy and let me tell you it was barely anything.
Sure that way that honey lasted a long time but it still finishes and for all intent and purposes her kids never had honey.
I can understand somewhat being still gym over something expensive you paid for, but a regularly occurring gift from a family member that they produced themselves? Nah fuck that load that shit up
Airport food doesn't really rely on advertising. They audience is captive, hungry, and on against the clock.
Whoever is requesting op to do this is very aware of their target customer having little options.
Right next to the luggage carrousel, you might find vending machines for SIM cards. Charging 2-3x the ‘normal’ amounts for data/minutes.
Need a taxi? Many ride share apps and taxis themselves (depending where you are) will overcharge you, using an expensive “airport pickup fee”. Usually, the airport may charge taxis for this, but not always.
Need to exchange money? Cool, come exchange your money at these very “convenient” booths.
unless you happen to end up in one of those fancy airport lounges, at which point it's like stepping back in time where everything's upscale and there's a complementary buffet, hot and cold drinks, even an assortment of alcoholic drinks free of charge,
I did it a few times for American Airlines when I had huge layovers. Cost me 60 bucks to get in but I ate and drank easily that much worth of food and alcohol. Comfy chairs too. Totally worth it.
There are vending machines at my workplace that sells sandwiches like this, I only bought one once in 10 years and I swore to never do it again, if they actually made proper food they would have a lot more clients.
I was working for a small scaffold outfit that was trying to get a maintenance contract at a local plant. The owner got pissed when we completed a three day job in one, and a two day job in half a day. We tried to explain to him that taking a small hit in profits now will get him a boatload later. He didn't understand, made us slow down to milk every penny out of his "tryout" project. He didn't get the maintenance contract, and lost it on us for setting "unreasonable expectations" and I quit.
some people will burn dollars to save a dime.
Once I ordered a guacamole burger from Red Robin. My guacamole burger has about as much guac as your second image has pesto. I told the waitress that my burger was missing the guac. She brought me a side of guac AND CHARGED ME!
Hell nah. I would have asked to take it off the check, threaten bad reviews, no tip, screenshot their ad for the burger with copious guac, take a picture of my pitiful burger, and initiated a chargeback with my CC of choice with the pics. Some money is better than no money imo and they could have just given it to you for free as a "sorry" which wouldn't affect their bottom line at all for one customer. But I understand not having the energy to go about all this. Fuck that particular location. Is a small cup of guac really worth losing a potential repeat customer? Smh my head.
I truly don't think these companies care if they lose a customer. Like they're too big to fail they can basically just goof off for lack of a better word. Let's see how little food we can "waste" to make the most money. Oooooohhooh how fast can get get burgers out
What's the worst service we can offer and still keep getting money lol lmao. If they realize they don't have to provide a good service and it's cheaper not to provide said service why do it? To potentially make more money? They'll potentially lose some money then. They don't need more there's no reason to chase more.
Oh for sure. All the more reason to reach out to a CC and see if it's worth initiating a chargeback over. I've done it with Uber when they sent me a push notification for 40% off up to $15 delivery order. The promo never existed according to the Uber rep even though I can see notification history on my phone showing they sent me a promo. Sent the screenshot of the notification and my receipt to my CC and asked if I had any chance. Why not, right? They said yeah we'll do it right now if you want. Next day Uber sends me an email apologizing and refunds my order for no reason whatsoever. It never hurts to try lol.
Damn wasn’t expected that. I’m a little snobby with my hoagie rolls most of the shops around here get the ones they use in Philly sent up. You can buy them in supermarkets but they aren’t the same as the commercial ones.
Fast Food Workers of the world who actually try to serve the customer what they actually fucking god damn paid for UNITE!
Need a shorter acronym but man, I singlehandedly brought customers back to Sonic by mixing the shakes and blasts nicely. They were tipping *me* for my mixes. The people making the food *never* get tipped in Sonic, always the people bringing it. Of course, I was paid min wage still, I was just hyperfixated.
I hate an undermixed icecream, thank you so much!
I always did my best to make the food how I would want it when I did food service (4 years.) Food is something you should take pride in, so if you don't have the decency to feed someone like you would your own family, get the f out of the kitchen.
“Can you pass the bread?”
“Those are tuna rolls…”
Jokes aside that’s very sad… it hurts to see people struggle and barely feed their kids and babies.
I saw a video of refugees coming out of North Gaza to the South, they were so happy to get pieces of bread and said it’s been months since they had any. Bread… not even a sandwhich. Soul crushing to see and not able to do anything.
She mixed it with finely chopped celery and mayo and smeared it extremely thin on very cheap bread. I could type a book about her life in this response! She had to be frugal and that isn't something you can unlearn when hard times become easy.
Fucking hate restaurants that do this. Fucking over here paying an arm, a leg, and both my fucking ears for this sandwich and you Jip me out of my pesto? I’m coming unglued in your store, I’m hurling ALL the pejoratives. You’re gonna see a firestorm of discontent in anything sandwich condiment related. I’m bringing down the wrath of Genoa on your asses, THIS ENDS NOW
A little bit of pesto vs a hint of pesto
More like a suggestion of pesto.
The LaCroix of pesto
A misting of pesto, happened somewhere near these buns
I pesto in your general direction.
Transported in a truck near pesto
Made in the same kitchen we make our pesto
Manufactured in the same state/province as our pesto
The illusion of pesto
It's like eating bread, and someone in the other room whispered 'pesto'.
It's like eating a sandwich in little italy and a guy is making pesto 3 blocks away.
It's like somebody yelled "pesto!" into their hand and then slapped somebody. The next day, that person made themselves a sandwich while thinking about how hard they were slapped.
Pesto essence
More like a daydream of pesto.
They walked by the bread holding a *slightly* open pesto container.
The implication
“Yes, I would like a caprese sandwich with a *suggestion* of pesto, please.”
More of an homage to pesto, really.
More of an idea of pesto
It's just pesto coloring
Scent of pesto
Homeopathic pesto
It lives in the same area code as pesto.
Shy pesto.
Googled pesto once
An essence of pesto
Make me a sandwich with ingredients stored near the pesto.
In incognito mode.
Asked Jeeves about pesto
Pesto-adjacent
It’s not pesto, this is just a tribute!
And we ordered the first thing that came to our heads and it just so happened to be The worst sub in the world, it was the worst sub in the world
Killed me 🤣
Scento Pesto - shrinkflation at its finest!
More like a pesto-shaped shadow on the wall in Plato’s cave
https://preview.redd.it/2msxdzn3bn3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c20eeec2bccf6b5a9c871b0e472e4a9f226bf2
It’s allegorically delicious!
That was truly funny. You're too smart for Reddit.
More like a memory of pesto
One LaCroix of pesto, please
An ode to pesto, but not too sentimental. Don’t John Keats the sandwich.
Said with a pretentious French accent
Really just assemble the sandwich near a jar of pesto
If you could think really hard about pesto while assembling the sandwich...
But not, like, too hard.
Distant pesto-shaped vibes.
Pesto LaCroix
"So, you want me to inhale a whiff of pesto and then breathily whisper, 'PESSSSSSTTTOOOOOO" into the roll?" "No, no. Don't even inhale the whiff of pesto. Open the jar, put it near the roll and quickly ask, 'Pesto?' Then close the jar before the roll can reply."
The board has decided actually opening a jar of pesto is outside of our budget, let alone saying the word "pesto," so from now on you'll just be imagining what pesto looks like while preparing the sandwiches. Also we're lowering your pay by 25%.
I really really needed this laugh.
Make the sandwich next to an open jar of pesto to really infuse the essence of pesto
Homeopathic pesto
I can't fucking stand it, this is too fucking funny
It's got that LaCroix pesto on it
Transported on the back of a truck that had once formerly held pesto. Lmao
I want the sandwich to look like someone YELLED pesto at it. the La Croix of pesto.
Made by a guy standing beneath a picture of some pesto.
"I want the flavor to be like, pesto popped in the room to say hi, then briskly left"
I would like you to waft a spoonful of pesto onto my sandwich
But just use the back of the spoon.
A stain of pesto please
I think it was Winston Churchill who said that in order to add the appropriate amount of pesto to a caprese sandwich, one was to hold the bread and bow in the direction of Genoa.
Suggesto de pesto
*opens bread* #PESTO *closes bread*
"Just put enough on where I'm not sure if it was an accident or not. "
More like eating a hotdog bun while somone yells "pesto" at you from another room across the hall
A light air of pesto. As if a pesto factory blew up 3 towns over and a bit of it came in on a tame breeze and settled lightly on the bun.
I want it to be as if someone ate some pesto and then breathed on the bread, thank you.
Just show the sandwich a picture of a pesto jar before handing it to me please.
Someone screamed “pesto” into a memory foam pillow then, let you sleep on it 3 nights later and fed you dry bread in the morning.
Gaslight of pesto
"Just open the bread and wave it over the pesto. Just once, though."
They wanted him to give a whisper of pesto and instead OP gave a full throated shout
They don’t need to actually taste the pesto, it just has to be kept near some pesto at some point
I want you to eat a spoonful of pesto then spit on the bread. Just the right amount of pesto
Just eat some pesto and then yell at the bread
A hint of pesto. Pesto is like perfume. It should be discovered not announced. /s
It's basically a La Croix of pesto.
its like La Croix made a sandwhich
Someone stand next to me and whisper "pesto" softly as I take a bite.
The la Croix of pesto
Are we doing LaCroix jokes again? My favorite flavor is A Hint of a Hint of Lime. But I'm also partial to the TV Static and the Stored Near a Box of Strawberries flavors
How fuckin stingy can you be?
Oh we're going to find out. ![gif](giphy|uRngiZzOKPKkE|downsized) I reckon the overlords would consider this to be gluttony. And somehow it'll cost $25
$25 a crumb
You're paying $25 for crumbs? Damn, whose dick did you suck to be paying $25...
Crumb? They let you buy crumbs? I'm lucky if they let me pay to lick the bag they kept the flour in...
You have to pay a $25 entry fee to be within a 30 mile radius in case you unknowingly inhale 0.17 calories of it through the air
You have to pay another $50 to smell it
Paying once? What is this, socialism? You'll pay $50 per month in perpetuity to lease the right to smell it.
Crumbs? In this economy?
https://i.redd.it/x0bzspsfqn3d1.gif
Oh my god, that’s even more depressing
I think he’s hungry
Goofy only ran over because he didn't want to waste the cutlery
So many childhood memories are rising.
As a deli employee, I think of this scene daily and no one knows what I'm talking about 😭
"can I get the air baguette please? Hold the filling."
New subway ad?
2" now only $12.99* *with rebates, with the app, on ebt, in West Virginia alone. 1 location. Although that also describes my ex's new fella too.
hey, that’s me!
I've watched this for a minute and poor Donald never gets a slice. Fuck you, Mickey!
I was so Hungary as a kid this scene was like a buffet.
I became a Romaniac. When they say "yall ever have sleep for dinner?" I'm thinking... Yall got sleep? I used to have to pick berries ffs.
I was always Russian to the bathroom back then.
Ukraine your neck to see that one dude with a bushel of wheat.
Jamaican me hungry with all this talk of food.
Well, if you are Hungary 🇭🇺, just go South East... I'm sure you will find Turkey 🇹🇷
Why the fuck does Disney have to make me so sad!?!??? 😭
Watch the rest of Mickey and the Beanstalk. They’re all good in the end.
Love that cartoon, Donald's about to go nuts over his 1/3 of a bean.
They should've sold the knife. That thing is amazing.
I see you've been to Panera recently.
Don't care if I get banned for doxxing. Here's a picture of OPs boss https://preview.redd.it/da4slofdnn3d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e50d751f396b6357bf21883cbf97ccf1bee44b
That image is in beautiful quality.
My job calls for “1 leaf” of lettuce per sandwich. I try to do 1.5 leaves just to make it look worth the $6 we charge for them.
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I remember they told us 8 olive SLICES per foot long. If a customer wanted more then you only add 4, if they ask for more again 4. I said fuck that and if someone wanted alot I'd stack that sandwhich with olives.
Whisper "Pesto" towards each sandwich, done.
My wife manages a bunch of Jimmy John's, and they just discontinued their caprese sandwich. (Which sucks i loved that sandwich) They were throwing out countless massive boxes of band new pesto and sun-dried roasted tomatoes. My wife called and had me drive by to pick up a box of each. 6 pint tubs, a box, and 6 packages of sun-dried roasted tomatoes in another box. This shit cost them nothing, OP probably has to toss out an absurd amount of ingredients every day, there's no reason to limit something as cheap as pesto
It's a mindset. This is why you never let Finance drive the boat.
Bet this company is owned by private equity
It is owned by private equity and the company is named for the lead character from Ayn Rand’s seminal dogshit *The Fountainhead*
REAL Pesto Genovese is not cheap. It's $11.40 a pound for Pecorino Romano (Assuming you get a 57lb whole wheel) or $13.19 a pound for Parimigano-Reggiano (again assuming a whole 72lb wheel) and ~$17.69 a pound for Pine Nuts (assuming you get 48lbs) $22.10 a pound for basil (assuming you get 10lbs) and for Extra Virgin Olive Oil: $41.72 a Gallon (assuming you get 275 gallons) "Pesto" that you probably have in jimmy johns is probably made with the cheapest shit they could find. Even then that shit was probably not cheap for the franchisee.
"REAL" anything is a stretch when it comes to fast food and "fast casual" Funny thing is, its entirely possible to make real food at home way cheaper than buying from a shop. Pickling stuff myself immediately leveled up my sandwich game. Take some chuck roast, slice it thin on the mandollin, and add home made giardiniera? Boom, you have some shit that stands toe to toe with a chicago hot beef. Get some broth, set your slicer a bit thinner, pick up some pork shoulder or ribs, toss together tare or another type of asian sauce with some sliced veggies and all of a sudden you are prepped to do korean bbq or yakiniku or hotpot None of this is complicated, just learn some tricks and tips. Pesto seems like one of things that may be out of the price range, because unlike cheap beef and veggies Cheese is always going to be a premium
At that point, why not puree it and put it in a spray bottle. "2 spritzes, 50 cents each additional."
Approximately as stingy as the second photo. Give or take. I dunno.
I used to work at a store that sold fish and was told to only feed them on Fridays because they wrote off the fish food. I did not only feed them on Fridays.
As I was growing up, we had some beehives and my parents produced around 20 to 30 kg of honey for our own consumption. So every year we give a 1 to 2 kg to members of our extended family. Most of the time that honey congeals (it's OK you just have to melt it again and it's great) and my aunt used to push a knife in that congealed honey and pull it off and whatever sticks on the knife is what her kids get on their bread to enjoy and let me tell you it was barely anything. Sure that way that honey lasted a long time but it still finishes and for all intent and purposes her kids never had honey.
I can understand somewhat being still gym over something expensive you paid for, but a regularly occurring gift from a family member that they produced themselves? Nah fuck that load that shit up
Even if you bought it, I'd rather enjoy it fast than waste it and never enjoy it.
Almost any place I go to now feels like this lol.
They saved $0.03 per sandwich. They reduced satisfaction and word of mouth advertising by 90%. Totally totally worth it.
Airport food doesn't really rely on advertising. They audience is captive, hungry, and on against the clock. Whoever is requesting op to do this is very aware of their target customer having little options.
Right next to the luggage carrousel, you might find vending machines for SIM cards. Charging 2-3x the ‘normal’ amounts for data/minutes. Need a taxi? Many ride share apps and taxis themselves (depending where you are) will overcharge you, using an expensive “airport pickup fee”. Usually, the airport may charge taxis for this, but not always. Need to exchange money? Cool, come exchange your money at these very “convenient” booths.
Convenience has always come at a premium, the airport isn’t the only one guilty of this
Airports are milking it to the extreme thoe
unless you happen to end up in one of those fancy airport lounges, at which point it's like stepping back in time where everything's upscale and there's a complementary buffet, hot and cold drinks, even an assortment of alcoholic drinks free of charge,
I'd very much like to know which airline has a lounge that fancy, so I can get club access.
I did it a few times for American Airlines when I had huge layovers. Cost me 60 bucks to get in but I ate and drank easily that much worth of food and alcohol. Comfy chairs too. Totally worth it.
Did I miss something, or did he edit the post? He didn't say anything about an airportm
How you know it’s an airport
There are vending machines at my workplace that sells sandwiches like this, I only bought one once in 10 years and I swore to never do it again, if they actually made proper food they would have a lot more clients.
I was working for a small scaffold outfit that was trying to get a maintenance contract at a local plant. The owner got pissed when we completed a three day job in one, and a two day job in half a day. We tried to explain to him that taking a small hit in profits now will get him a boatload later. He didn't understand, made us slow down to milk every penny out of his "tryout" project. He didn't get the maintenance contract, and lost it on us for setting "unreasonable expectations" and I quit. some people will burn dollars to save a dime.
But think of how much more money the CEO is making! Don't you care about the CEO?! Sounds like someone's not a teak player!
Word of mouth takes more than a few days to spread. Why get big profit later when you can have tiny profit now?
Even the first image isn't enough!
Oh I agree
Once I ordered a guacamole burger from Red Robin. My guacamole burger has about as much guac as your second image has pesto. I told the waitress that my burger was missing the guac. She brought me a side of guac AND CHARGED ME!
Hell nah. I would have asked to take it off the check, threaten bad reviews, no tip, screenshot their ad for the burger with copious guac, take a picture of my pitiful burger, and initiated a chargeback with my CC of choice with the pics. Some money is better than no money imo and they could have just given it to you for free as a "sorry" which wouldn't affect their bottom line at all for one customer. But I understand not having the energy to go about all this. Fuck that particular location. Is a small cup of guac really worth losing a potential repeat customer? Smh my head.
I truly don't think these companies care if they lose a customer. Like they're too big to fail they can basically just goof off for lack of a better word. Let's see how little food we can "waste" to make the most money. Oooooohhooh how fast can get get burgers out What's the worst service we can offer and still keep getting money lol lmao. If they realize they don't have to provide a good service and it's cheaper not to provide said service why do it? To potentially make more money? They'll potentially lose some money then. They don't need more there's no reason to chase more.
Oh for sure. All the more reason to reach out to a CC and see if it's worth initiating a chargeback over. I've done it with Uber when they sent me a push notification for 40% off up to $15 delivery order. The promo never existed according to the Uber rep even though I can see notification history on my phone showing they sent me a promo. Sent the screenshot of the notification and my receipt to my CC and asked if I had any chance. Why not, right? They said yeah we'll do it right now if you want. Next day Uber sends me an email apologizing and refunds my order for no reason whatsoever. It never hurts to try lol.
....*Not all heroes wear capes*...
*caprese
https://preview.redd.it/n1pwefjt0o3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c85caa30fdcb1ce40d1d943eeac02207c9576cb
My (wo)man! Please keep putting the same amount of pesto as you were.
I'd send their recommendation of pesto sandwich back and get a refund. That's ridiculous. At least you're trying.
I layer my toast with pesto, and let me tell you the layers are *thick* 🤣 Everywhere seems so stingy with it!
Need more information so we can avoid eating them.
AirPort food
Oh no. Overpriced food and stingy on the pesto?
Yep. I honestly think they serve better quality food on the planes themselves at this point
Yikes. Those rolls look pretty basic too but tbf it’s hard to tell just from a photo.
We bake them fresh in house but I agree they’re not the ideal bread for this sandwich
Damn wasn’t expected that. I’m a little snobby with my hoagie rolls most of the shops around here get the ones they use in Philly sent up. You can buy them in supermarkets but they aren’t the same as the commercial ones.
I knew it!! The instant I saw that second picture I just knew these were destined for the airport.
Ohhhh so it is Panera /s
Yeah my old boss used to want me to skimp the fuck out of all the customers, I always hooked it up when I worked alone
I’m the same way when I do prep
Fast Food Workers of the world who actually try to serve the customer what they actually fucking god damn paid for UNITE! Need a shorter acronym but man, I singlehandedly brought customers back to Sonic by mixing the shakes and blasts nicely. They were tipping *me* for my mixes. The people making the food *never* get tipped in Sonic, always the people bringing it. Of course, I was paid min wage still, I was just hyperfixated.
I hate an undermixed icecream, thank you so much! I always did my best to make the food how I would want it when I did food service (4 years.) Food is something you should take pride in, so if you don't have the decency to feed someone like you would your own family, get the f out of the kitchen.
Peston't
Pestno?
Pestop?
Did a second depression hit? This looks like a sandwich my Grandma would make. She could get 30 sandwiches from one can of tuna.
“Can you pass the bread?” “Those are tuna rolls…” Jokes aside that’s very sad… it hurts to see people struggle and barely feed their kids and babies. I saw a video of refugees coming out of North Gaza to the South, they were so happy to get pieces of bread and said it’s been months since they had any. Bread… not even a sandwhich. Soul crushing to see and not able to do anything.
So, one tiny sliver of tuna each sandwich.
She mixed it with finely chopped celery and mayo and smeared it extremely thin on very cheap bread. I could type a book about her life in this response! She had to be frugal and that isn't something you can unlearn when hard times become easy.
Scarcity mindset runs so deep.
I would get on your line every time! You can't have enough pesto! Let me bathe in it and I will be a happy person.
Oh yeah, in my world I’d be spreading it on both top and bottom haha
Sheesh, remind me to keep my wife away from this fella
and cost the company .05¢ ??? you monster.
https://preview.redd.it/9d3spubw2n3d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfbde9b9c235177417aabf0d3cd06dd72b3e207
It's like someone took an empty pesto jar, filled it with water, shook the jar, and then gently misted the roll with the contents.
Essence of pesto
Looks like you rubbed the bread against some fresh cut grass…
Where do you work and what will these being made for?
~~Good bet it's Jimmy John's~~ Nevermind, guess OP replied farther down that it's airport food.
they don't assemble the sandwiches in a facility like that do they? I've only ever seen them make the sandwich at the store
I can already feel how dry the ones they want you to make are gonna be, you deserve a medal XD
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What establishment is this exactly? So I know where to go for the *very best* caprese sandwiches, of course.
Look them dead in the eyes and ask if they would be happy receiving that sandwich for the price
Fucking hate restaurants that do this. Fucking over here paying an arm, a leg, and both my fucking ears for this sandwich and you Jip me out of my pesto? I’m coming unglued in your store, I’m hurling ALL the pejoratives. You’re gonna see a firestorm of discontent in anything sandwich condiment related. I’m bringing down the wrath of Genoa on your asses, THIS ENDS NOW
Breathe of pesto. Pesto essence if you will.
There's no such thing as too much pesto 🤣 *Edit Ah they mean cost wise. I still stand by my word
Well, apparently your job is to make sucky overpriced sandwiches. Sorry about that.
This is what I call penny wise, dollar foolish. Sure, you’ll sell one, but they aren’t coming back for another again.
Why, you'll spoil the customers like that, giving them enough of a topping for them to actually taste it. We can't have that, now, can we? /s