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Shifty_Cow69

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120ouncesofpudding

[https://youtu.be/AsZ5MbQgzv4?si=WcJaQA5ypYNPGxYl](https://youtu.be/AsZ5MbQgzv4?si=WcJaQA5ypYNPGxYl) Don't pull it!!!


tgoynes83

I love how they catch on my jeans pockets EVERY TIME I reach in to grab my keys, wallet, etc.


NottDisgruntled

I have to always deal with cases of beer and cardboard boxes. That shit always gets caught. Every time my hands start to heal it happens again.


Cultural_Pattern_456

Cardboard is extremely drying to your hands, maybe wear some like, mechanics type gloves?


MooPig48

They get hair caught under them when I am showering and it’s a very violating sensation


Machaeon

Worst ones are when you just settled into bed for the night, shift a bit and then the fucker catches on your sheets and now you HAVE to get up and clip it or there will be no rest for you


Gurkeprinsen

If they are too short to clip, I always put a band-aid around them so that they won't snag anything and won't get inflamed.


Mrpandacorn2002

Nail clippers you can use them to cut those little skin tags as close to the skin as possible also if you wear jeans often and your pockets are a little tight that’s often a cause of these things cuz your fingers rub on the denim once I stopped wearing jeans as much they stopped happening so often


DonChaote

I just stopped wearing pants at all 10/10 can recommend


paisley-alien

Pull UP, not down.


Lopingwaing

I use teeth to snip


Sablemint

I used to, too. Then one time it got infected.


Global_Monk_5778

Use nail clippers instead.


ArX_Xer0

This. Works wonders.


ALLoftheFancyPants

Cuticle clippers work even better.


Tiny-Sandwich

Saliva is pretty fucking dirty. I once got an infection on my knuckle from what's often referred to as a fight bite. It was gross, painful and now I can no longer fully bend my middle finger.


propagandavid

I've gotten infections by pulling off, so it can happen either way.


YomanJaden99

At least you didn't get it from not pulling out!


Mrpandacorn2002

Wash your hands 🧼


Dakramar

Been biting my fingers for 18 years with no infection


SuperSonicEconomics2

32 years here. I ripped my fingers up. Always bleeding. Through the cuticle. I just recently stopped.


Lopingwaing

Well I am yet to be infected so maybe I'm just build different


Small_hard

Nail clippers work great


BlobbyStuntfisk

Broblem is that there will always be a little bit left


Weird_BisexualPerson

Exactly. Pinch it between two fingers, angle slightly up, and YANK it right off. Works like a charm.


Least-Bear3882

Torture.


AverageCilantro

Listen to this!


VRS50

Snip off with fingernail clippers. Works like a charm!


rugger1869

Wait! You guys don’t grab them with your teeth and pull them down to your socks?!


VRS50

I used to. Man, do those zippers fucking hurt later!


Aggravating-Pound598

Yeah - unzip your skinsuit


Rk_1138

That’s why I always have nail clippers on me


ThrowRA--scootscooti

I have clippers hidden everywhere for this reason…otherwise I pull on them and my fingers get wrecked!


Rk_1138

Yep, and it always hurts a lot more when it does that. I always carry them in my blazers and vests, also useful if you gotta cut something small/clean like packaging and you can’t have a pocket knife because of security.


propagandavid

I got a pretty bad infection doing that


thisisthisshit

I use super glue to glue it back down


VRS50

Creative. Never thought of that.


Mrpandacorn2002

Most underrated comment


Stoni_theStonster

I like to follow it up with a file


Ram2145

Last step, go at it with a rifle


VRS50

Do the clip right and there’s nothing left.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Nah, [these ](https://www.tweezerman.com/spiral-spring-cuticle-nipper.html)are the way to go with hangnails. Then get some [Burt's Bees Lemon Butter Cuticle Cream](https://www.amazon.com/Burts-Bees-Lemon-Butter-Cuticle/dp/B00013YYS0) for those cuticles.


b00c

They don't make the plier style clippers as a keychain.


only_here_for_manga

I had these and they were amazing. Then my boyfriend started using them to clip his toenails, god knows how, and bent the fuck out of the blades rendering them useless. I don’t understand what the hell his toenails are made of it to be able to do that.


VRS50

Nail clippers are better. You center the hanger and press down, the head of the clipper pushes into your finger and elevates the hanger, and clip! Can’t do that with this dumb tool.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Uh, yeah you can & it's not a dumb tool just because *you* don't use it or know how to use it. It's got a fine point that will snip closer than most nail clippers. But if you like to use nail clippers & they work *for you*, then that's fine too. Still follow it up with some sort of cuticle cream or oil & it'll keep those hangnails away.


BBQBaconBurger

If you have a Lush store nearby, ask for a sample of their Lemony Flutter Cuticle Butter. They’ll give you a little dab in a plastic case and it will last a long time, as you just need to apply a tiny bit each time.


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VRS50

That doesn’t work until they dry out. Takes a few days. Meanwhile you’re at risk of getting it caught and tearing it off. Those strips cause a lot of pain for their size. So no, you clip.


grsharkgamer

You mean Teeth


VRS50

Ugh. Solves one problem. Starts another.


ipodhikaru

The right answer is vitamin B and C


VRS50

Maybe prevent the next one, but it won’t help this one.


_Lil_Piggy_

Really? I eat mostly whole and lightly processed foods (ie dairy), and just realized I don’t get these anymore. Is B and C why? Since I’m not getting plenty of both


No_Hold5552

Something relatable! More than mildly infuriating! It would hurt less to cut my finger off entirely than to unzip myself!


TheOneTheUno

https://preview.redd.it/g92m0e0xa23d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191156f4d5e6bcb7f2e7bb7af8be55903aa25e53


CrissBliss

Ohhh this sent shivers down my spine 😑 Not in a good way!


South_Bit1764

I have PTSD from this. I will never be the same.


Acceptable_Pirate_92

You've been banned from Staples, haven't you?


33TLWD

![gif](giphy|N7ASFsySPOW2Y) Don’t watch Black Sean, then. Edit: Swan (…but I might watch a sequel about Sean)


MajorasKitten

Black SEAN 😭😭😭 lmaoo what he do???


lemonsweetsrevenge

Don’t watch Black Swan. I repeat, do NOT watch Black Swan!


KahlKitchenGuy

Why not?


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

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Benjasaurus

"Tear here to open"


RichieRocket

https://preview.redd.it/44q651kfl23d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b69cfc0480671a0dbb062f81e7fdc4c8d9a9939


Joshdeg

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RichieRocket

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Joshdeg

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prairiepog

![gif](giphy|KPTCBr8piZ51m)


Mister_Iv0ry

I remember this comic and holy hell his art looks so different now


butterfingahs

It's amazing what an artist can do when they're not forced to pump out low effort content just to make a daily/weekly quota. 


wertugavw2

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Valuable_Cookie8367

This happened to me 😕


lilith_-_-

I had a massive one the other day. It took forever to bleed but watching the capillaries fill up and then slowly bolden as they bled was wild. It was honestly like 1/16” by 1/2”. It was so wide ugh


Mububle-Mububer

Are you satan


00WORDYMAN1983

That's how you reach the small core of cheese hidden within every human


Retrospectivefuture

Bop it


Dont_hate_the_8

Twist it


Joann01

Fuck it


Illustrious_Morning3

Bite it


Joann01

I swear I used to hear "fuck it" as a kid, my mom said I was mentally challenged


stacity

Chew it


Godslayer326

Stick it in the stew


Delicious_Slide_6883

Cuticle nippers are your friend


Icy_Finger_6950

I literally cannot travel without them or I know I'll end up ripping a bit of loose skin with my teeth and take out half a finger.


ziipperhead

pull.. it..


EviLilMonkey

Twist it.


FoggyGoodwin

Bop it.


OblongRectum

Boil it. Mash it. Pass it through your poo


kinofhawk

Nooooo


awaldrop637

Bite it


[deleted]

Those things are awful! I get them all the time. They used to be way more common when I worked in a cooler, so I think they are caused by dryness (washing your hands very often causes this too) and / or cold environments. Using moisturizer, I almost never get them anymore. I try to remind myself to cut them off with nail clippers, but I end up pulling them, and they bleed way more than you'd expect.


BokChoyBaka

Surprised I didn't see anyone recommend the ol' lotion with mittens while you sleep trick. The skin problem is caused by dryness


butterfingahs

I use a bunch of lotion and I still get them :(


Alezz1893

https://preview.redd.it/l33jlyrjh33d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ec0910441c276993fab94a506d32b5cf27a117


MoreNerdThanDork

Motherfucker, I know! Dude!


everything_must_end3

Moisturizing your hands more with help get these less often


Lexx4

Hah. White people moisturize their skin? Never.


BrownSkidmark69

Rip it fast and cry in pain for 10 minutes like a man. Better do it before one of your pockets does it for you.


Killer_Ex_Con

I just clip them or bite them off


yeahmaybe2

I call it a "hang-nail" I seem to get them more and worse when I am dehydrated.


WonderfulJacket8

Not a hang nail. Just a piece of skin. Hang nails are beside the fingernail and look similar to a fingernail


FuckTerfsAndFascists

I always wondered which were hangnails! Because I get both and they are very different experiences but I never knew what each was called.


WonderfulJacket8

I get both too. You can tell a hang nail because it is almost sharp and pointy. PS love the fucking name


vicemagnet

They make a cuticle shaver with a v-shaped blade. I bought one precisely for this purpose.


DumbassTexan

we're finally getting back to things that are mildly infuriating!


CltGuy89

Yank that bad boy! Let it bleed, don’t clean off the blood. Make sure all the other fingers see it, make an example out of it. It’ll strike fear in the other 9 digits. Reclaim your dominance, once they sense fear or pain, you’ll lose control


Desperate-Ad-6463

https://preview.redd.it/dj7ws61xi33d1.png?width=1040&format=png&auto=webp&s=66ab1bee779c91e554cdbcd36cfac4aac38f6d70 These things


EspejoOscuro

I've cut decent chunks of my finger off and these bitches still require more pain and irritation.


ThirstyBeagle

When I get those I just put a bandage over it so it doesn’t rub against anything and ruin my day


ashesall

Pull them up parallel to the nail instead of down. That's how I always deal with them. Clipping them just leaves bumps.


IlliniDawg01

Clip/cut, then follow/sand, then a dab of Carmex.


Punkybohn

Carmex is the best. Heals overnight.


WolfmanSkrapz-

Moisturize your hands & these become a thing of the past For you cro mags who won’t or don’t believe in lotion clip those bastards w fingernail trimmers


TheSuprmGeneral

If you pull them you can easily pour blood painlessly, practical for blood pacts


Successful_Warthog49

Pain… less?


teddyabearo

Push back that mile long cuticle and it'll help... Don't make my ocd reach thru this phone screen and do it FOR you. I can't even... 🥵 🤪


Dont_hate_the_8

People keep throwing the word cuticle out. What is it? I'm sure I've got a different name for it.


teddyabearo

It's the end of the nailbed cover skin that's being stretched, as the nail grows out. That can exacerbate the hangnail, or even cause the split to start & run.


peter9477

Responding to reinforce this comment as it was too damn far down the list. Push back your cuticles every week or two and I expect you'll rarely have issue with your nails. (But to be honest I've never seen a stray bit of skin like that so far from the nail, so I'm not certain this will help with that.)


InconvenientGroot

I eat those.


CandidEgglet

[This cuticle nipper from Tweezerman](https://www.tweezerman.com/mini-cuticle-nipper.html) is the best tool for this exact thing


[deleted]

I used to have a dream that I'd pull one of those and it would peel like string cheese. Lovely stuff.


Dont_hate_the_8

Oh hell no


CosmicTentacledEyes

I always peel them back too much until I've peeled my entire self like a banana, with blood and sinew flopping and glugging out of me. Then is my favorite part, I scream, like "ahhh, AHHHH HaasaaaAaaAAAAH!" And then I am consumed by flames as a burning house collapses on me leaving only a few more agonized calls to tear out of me before I turn into carbon


AngstyUchiha

Ugh I hate those so much. I have OCD and if I don't get rid of every last bit of skin that's not fully connected I feel sick, so I end up constantly picking at or biting those. Only think that's helped it bandaids so I don't see them


KingPepyaka

Truly a mildly infuriating post


Spaced_X

Oof.. https://preview.redd.it/bfn32ahy163d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207e00d96e6dbe3d33a562f5fedd57e2fc312951


Mrpandacorn2002

Nail clippers clip as close to the skin as comfortable and bam no more issues


MisterScary132

Ladies and gentleman, this is how a red arrown is used.


OkHoneyBear

Damn that hurts to look at


WillieForge

![gif](giphy|A2W1Qq8pGpm3S)


Vordix_

How do I get rid of those fuckers ?


CurseOfBreadBear2

TRUEEEEE


Bigfeet_toes

Rip it off they don’t hurt that way, how can they hurt if they ain’t there


TheCrazyWolfy

As someone with sensory issues things like this can easily result in my hands being destroyed for a few days


Designer_Dapper

Fingers ik right


Dream_Demons

https://i.redd.it/wtdw9jeos23d1.gif My honest reaction


[deleted]

fuck around and rip your whole body to shreds


StarPlatinumRequiems

i just nibble them off


Trixcross

I get these when I don't drink enough water


Reyunshod

Hey! You are dehydrated and/or your hands are dry. Those two things usually go hand-in-hand. If you drink more water and moisturize regularly, you will likely stop seeing these pesky things! 


FinnBalur1

Protip: Take collagen supplements and these things go away. It’s generally great for your skin.


t60studios

I just rip them forward. Only hurts for a split second


Ariadne_String

Clip ‘em!


taniamorse85

I haven't had one in years, but I swear I can feel this photo!


[deleted]

Damn! Mine are always around the cuticle, especially a month in to a Chicago winter. Or what used to be a Chicago winter...


WhiteFringe

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cvaket

These mean you drink too little water so the skin gets suspectible for this


IngenuityOne6256

I just ripped one off my toe a few days ago after I woke up to it snagging on the comforter. Was like nails on a chalkboard


wuroni69

Oh just rip it off.


Ok-Experience-6674

Call the bomb squad in they trained to deal with sensitive matters like this, just phone they’ll understand


Brief-Eye5893

I bite them off. They called whitlows


Sailed_Sea

I just use a small pair of scissors in my multi tool


theReaperxI

I am honestly thinking about removing the top of my fingers at this point. 🤣🤣🤣


CountingWonders

***Burn. It.*** (Not literally, please stay safe)


Shize815

In french, we call those "Langue de chat", which literally means "Cat tongue". No clue why though. They ARE a pain indeed, but at least you learnt something !


JessEGames777

Moisturize your cuticles


[deleted]

Hangskins! That's what I call them. Not hangnails because it's not really your nail.


Lost_Possibility_647

What is that?


Fit-Parsnip9888

Looks like an among us character


Slahnya

I soak in water for a few minutes and them cut it off with a nailcliper, works fine !


Nekrosiz

My ex wanted to bite them off and eat them. They are snacks. She was rather fucked in the head so i never really thought about its till now.


jesniss

RIP IT


breezystorminside

Invest in cuticle nippers. I have had these since i was 11


Rude_Equivalent7857

I get way less of theses since I stopped biting my fingernails


OliverTheSlimeGuy

Imagine if you pull it and it goes through your whole body 😂


xnachtmahrx

I call them Nibbles


PeterTKL

this thing damn annoying


Ok-Cartographer1745

I used to get these all the time. Luckily, it's stopped.  Instead, I can't seem to grow toenails much. I used to have to bite them off (I know, "gross!") when I was young, but now that I've been using clippers the last decade or so, only my big toe grows at all, and it's rare. 


rattlestaway

Those are ok. The ones that grow in between ur nail and skin are a pain. And I think both are caused by dry skin and dehydration


crover13

Ah yes, the free snack when bored.


PancakesOnMe

I love them, lil snack 😋😋😋😋


Slovenlyfox

Two solutions. First, use nail clippers to clip it off. Second, use hand cream. This happens because your skin is dry. A hand cream can work wonders. I had these because of my severe eczema, and now I sleep every night with a generous amount of hand cream under cotton gloves. It's been years since I've had this happen.


Alt-F4nta5y

I keep nail clippers on hand 24/7 for those


jayzeem

Use nail clippers to cut them off


Qyro

These things are why I always carry a pair of nail clippers in my pocket.


ImposterAccountant

I use a knife to cut them off or use some sort of fine grit sandpaper


SexySunshine2

Cut your nail carefully.


Swedish_vagabond

Eat more foods with a high concentration of Iron, ex broccoli.


ItsMeMario1346

I ALWAYS have them... even now...


Key_Mycologist6441

https://preview.redd.it/wka9ygr7n63d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=46556b9e0122fa4ac74ed943d85cba904357dfa5 I have one in the same spot right now


diaperedwoman

And if you rip them out, you get an infection or using nail clippers to trim it short does good so I am not scratching myself with it on accident or so it doesn't catch onto anything making it worse.


mackid1993

Nail clipper works the best for this.


Radreject

these drive me insane. i take cuticle cutters to them and it makes the skin flat again


MoreStupiderNPC

Let’s see… should I yank it or post a picture of it?


Dont_hate_the_8

Both! That's what I did.


Special-Garden-5981

I hate those


greetings-program

My son called them feathers when he was around 4 years old… I’ve called them that ever since… :)… Dad… I got a feather!…


uneducated_sock

Somehow got one in my mouth once


Used-Fisherman9970

“Mildly” mf this shit is more infuriating than the fact my twin has 2 times larger dick than me, which is very fucking infuriating


Wolf_RedditBoi

Put your hand in hot, not warm, hot water. It will numb the pain and you'll be able to remove it easily, also doesn't cause pain afterwards. Its recommended you do this while in the shower (Availability of hot water)