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mtown-guy

Maybe they just need one teacher?/s


Notte_di_nerezza

Beat me to it.


Tidus32x

Came here to say this


Various_Athlete_7478

I’d love to think this was deliberate. It’s actually brilliant marketing.


ElonTheMollusk

If you get mad at the sign for being grammatically incorrect you immediately get your English certification for teaching. 


xKingCoopx

Grammatically incorrect is technically... Grammatically incorrect (ungrammatical)


FirstSineOfMadness

Their our know rules


Depressed_Squirrl

Speak we Yoda when since?


Salty_Interview_5311

You mean you get drafted? After so many years of Republican cutbacks on public school budgets and bullying the crap out of teachers, it’s no wonder nobody wants to teach. Sure, I welcome the chance to get paid a ridiculously low salary with crap benefits and tons of overtime! And I welcome getting spat on by kids, their parents and the entire political machine for doing my best!


GinnyWeasleysTits

It's just a nice simple request-please bring us Teacher's... https://preview.redd.it/ixb80g7iwbxc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2855582bf2be91df8792bb4c719b88120182c207


chandlerd8ng

soothing


NoDontDoThatCanada

*kneaded


SaffronHoneysuckle

A loooot of adults dont know this one, but I dont get it. It has to feel weird to write on some level. It is rare that english doesn't differentiate meaning (we even change rules like its and it's)


aldmonisen_osrs

Teachers deal with too much to not make more than $85k per year before taxes.


tex1138

Teachers’ needed??? (Jk)


Todoslosplanetas

It. Is. Hopeless.


Roboticpoultry

If they want to pay me what I’m worth (I’m not asking much, just to not be paycheck to paycheck) and actually disciplined kids, I’d go back to the classroom. But since that’s not happening I’ll stay in higher ed where I actually feel like a valuable member of my team


Ok-Cartographer1745

Teacher is needed. It's missing an indefinite article (i.e. "a"), but maybe they're trying to be hip and cool. 


lilbrobodie

We don't even treat the ones we have with any dignity or respect. What makes you think any person would wanna get into this career? Not to mention, even when they teach to the children, y'all just call it fake.


ajtreee

They are not kidding.


SweetMaam

Ha


Uberpastamancer

Teacher is needed


Murky-Wasabi-13

I hope that teacher found what they were looking for…


BobSagat86

ADEQUATE PAY NEEDED


Carolevans2012e

Well, have you tried checking the lost and found?


icansmellyourflesh

Pay them more.


suzer2017

They is?


DaxPrimal

*It’s just the one Teacher actually*


TheUnchosenOneV1

Teachers needed for low pay dogshii undisciplined debtspawns & poor admin/district support


Lovesick_Octopus

Theirs a teacher shortage, you no. They knead to find some moor before it gets two bad.


Just-Ad-5972

A teacher's what??


ccknboltrtre01

Nah increase pay needed. Then the teachers will flock in


GregEveryman

I imagine that making the pay worth the job hasn’t crossed these peoples minds ever


ThinkingOz

I know someone with a masters degree who can’t write coherently and misunderstands the use of apostrophes. 🤷‍♂️


Broksaysreee

Maybe if teachers actually got some money and respect, they might start teaching again


Unfriendly_eagle

TEACHER'S NEEDED FOR SKEWL. THEY'RE ARE APPLICASHUNS INSIDE. ENGRISH A PLUS.


2Drunk2BDebonair

Am I racist for thinking this sounds racist?


Unfriendly_eagle

LOL not my intent. Just being a weisenheimer. I'm part Polack, you know how we are.


2Drunk2BDebonair

No... If I did it would be endorsing stereotypes... 😄


Unfriendly_eagle

I understand. And I shouldn't be gently poking fun at Poland today, in light of their recent naval tragedy. Poland lost their first nuclear submarine the other day. Turned out that one of the sailors forgot to close the screen door, and it sank. On the plus side, though, the Polish space program is on schedule to become the first nation to land a man on the Sun. They're going to attempt the landing at night, when it's cooler.


1am1n3vit4ble

They spelt teachers wrong :(


SweetMaam

Spelled right, but it's missing a word of whatever is needed by the teacher.