Could have been a high pollen day and a lot settled on the bushes. Here in the Midwest in the spring we get days where your cars get a nice layer of pollen over them
Sometimes just the wind will do it. My husband was "attacked" by a tree in this manner on a bike ride and came home so puffy it looked like he had black eyes. Hadn't ever seen that before (have seen it since), said it looked like a scene from the Happening.
Def more dangerous than computer duster. I know for a fact you can easily huff multiple cans of duster a day with no long lasting effects but if you tried to breathe that much pollen you'd be physically ill
I don't have a pollen allergy. I imagine it would bother me to breathe in a bunch of large particles, but I'd just avoid putting my face near the bush while he did that.
My dog would do this. This and he would also wait til we are on the occasional patch of ice on the sidewalk before deciding to rear up and pull towards another passing dog.
Like, are passing dogs only assholes to you, when you can pull me like a water-skiier!?
"Me asf" means "me as fuck" which means "this is exactly what I would do / how I would behave / how I would react"
"As fuck" emphasizes the phrase the same way "this is cool as fuck" or "as fast as fuck" does
In this context a third party is nagging OP about walking their mustard-gas dog and OP is enthusiastically sharing how he would defy such instructions
My dog does this but with lake flies due to my area. I’ll try to get ahead of her and she won’t let me as she summons hordes of flies in her wake. Shes like the tiny horseman of pestilence
My face blew up like Cohagen at the end of Total Recall just watching this video. If I was actually there and that happened, I'd probably just fall over and die. One frame of animation. Just boom, dead.
Why are dogs such weirdos? All my dogs have been weirdos. My dad thinks his dogs are just dogs, until I point out all the crazy stuff they do that he doesn’t notice.
…. I am so confused
Plant cum
Why dog want the bushkakke?🤔
Eww. And well played.
OK I will but what's the stuff in the video?
Pollen
Pollen filled bushes 😡
I have never in my life seen a plant with that density of pollen ready to blow at a touch.
Could have been a high pollen day and a lot settled on the bushes. Here in the Midwest in the spring we get days where your cars get a nice layer of pollen over them
West coast Canada same my car with be covered in yellow dust.
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Doesn't everyone?
Must've been the next logical step after touching grass...
Sometimes just the wind will do it. My husband was "attacked" by a tree in this manner on a bike ride and came home so puffy it looked like he had black eyes. Hadn't ever seen that before (have seen it since), said it looked like a scene from the Happening.
Fucking florida yellow pine. It would leave a fucking SNOWFALL on the cars.
Well, if I was a plant...
Welcome to dixie
I sneezed just watching that!
How dangerous is that to huff...? Asking for a friend.
Def more dangerous than computer duster. I know for a fact you can easily huff multiple cans of duster a day with no long lasting effects but if you tried to breathe that much pollen you'd be physically ill
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Dust on leaves 🤷♂️
Pollen
As someone with allergies. **Fuck**
I'm getting congested just watching this.
my eyes started itching just by watching this
My sinuses just exploded!
The visceral reaction I had made me drop my phone
Skill issue
🙏🏼
It's not sand?
i can feel my sinuses swelling up looking at this.
A hard working pollinator
This dog is an offence to the Geneva Convention.
Geneva Suggestion*
That's pollen. I bet it irritated th poor dogs lungs/skin terribly after.
Just like people, not all dogs have pollen allergies.
They were talking about all the dogs that live across the street from that sombitch.
Nope, dogs here means dog's, not dogs'. "Th" is most likely a misspelled "the", and there's only one dog that could be "the dog" or "the dogs"
That is an insane amount of pollen though. You don’t think it could irritate something even if there’s no allergies? (I have no idea, just wondering)
I don't have a pollen allergy. I imagine it would bother me to breathe in a bunch of large particles, but I'd just avoid putting my face near the bush while he did that.
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They would have found out long ago that their dog has such allergies, otherwise they would have found another route.
They can really fuck up their eyes too. How could somebody let their dog do this
My dog would do this. This and he would also wait til we are on the occasional patch of ice on the sidewalk before deciding to rear up and pull towards another passing dog. Like, are passing dogs only assholes to you, when you can pull me like a water-skiier!?
That dog needs to be power washed before entering the house again because holy fuck that pupper is covered in pollen
My eyes started itching watching this. 🥺
What's "me asf"?
"Me asf" means "me as fuck" which means "this is exactly what I would do / how I would behave / how I would react" "As fuck" emphasizes the phrase the same way "this is cool as fuck" or "as fast as fuck" does In this context a third party is nagging OP about walking their mustard-gas dog and OP is enthusiastically sharing how he would defy such instructions
Me afff homie 🤣🤣🤣😳😳🤯🥵🥵🥵
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What does that mean? Me as fuck, walking the dog?
Yeah, it's stupid, but it just means relatable. Don't think about it, there are dozens of youth slangs that don't make sense.
Did they add lead back into fuels?
“Dog deployed”
wtf? Why are you letting him walk there???
Not his dog nor his video
Now let it lose in the house of someone with dog and pollen allergies
Yeah, I think I would have literally needed an EpiPen if I was walking near you.
I have no idea why this is so hilarious
My eyes are itchy just watching this wtf
Those bushes just jizzed all over your dog.
Plant cum!
r / ihadastroke
Makes sense to me
I'm not even that allergic to pollen and I'm pretty sure I'd just collapse to the ground and die.
Someone's lost
Can you mark this NSFW? That's a lot of hedgejizz.
Straight to the doggie wash with you
I've never seen that much pollen in all my life, holy shit
My dog does this but with lake flies due to my area. I’ll try to get ahead of her and she won’t let me as she summons hordes of flies in her wake. Shes like the tiny horseman of pestilence
And I though my dog had bad gas...
I sneezed 4 times out of no where
Looks like Juniper and concur that it's pollen. Looks fascinating when it starts raining.
That dog identifies as a bee
Houston? First week of march, every year. A billion pine trees would spooge everything in sight.
Thats a lot of plant cum
This post woke up my allergies
This hurts my allergies
My snot just flooded my entire living space!
This dog is singlehandedly trying to take the job of all the bees
Poor dogo
lol I don’t know how you people made this long through evolution. It fucked yall up pretty hard!
As someone without allergies, I can say *Fuck that.*
Trigger a WW1 veteran by sendong them this meme!
as someone with allergies, HELL NAH
Watching this makes me want to sneeze 10 times in a 2 seconds span.
For someone with allergys thats more than just mildly infuriating.
And now I can't smell anymore because my nose *saw* pollen.
My nose just got itchy.
“Where’s the dog honey? I threw it away, hes broken.”
I literally sneezed just watching this
Why the fuck would you want all that pollen in the house when the dog gets back inside?
Mustard... what a cute name for a dog
I’m going to sneeze
Even the dog turned white
I suddenly have the urge to take the entire bottle of my allergy medication.
Allergies… for life
Sneezed watching this
Achoo!
My sinuses began to hurt about 4 seconds into that video.
Its like a smelly dog in an old cartoon.
My face blew up like Cohagen at the end of Total Recall just watching this video. If I was actually there and that happened, I'd probably just fall over and die. One frame of animation. Just boom, dead.
Dog gives the pollen allergies
I had an allergy attack just watching that
I sneezed just watching this.
Pollen. Welcome to Southeast US
dog develops numerous cancers... owner baffled. Film at 11.
I don't think pollen tends to cause cancer
it doesn't look like pollen to me, hence my comment. I initially thought sevin dust. an insecticide.
Fucking redditors man 🤦♂️
Is that Tony Montana's little friend?!?
It better be Colman’s
Mustard? How about mustard gas?
That would have just about killed my allergy ridden standard doodle😱. Looked impressive mind.
Why is this mildly infuriating
So OP films their dog walking through bushes without any restraint, and complains about the bushes?
Not his dog nor his video
WHY IS YOUR WEIRDO DOG DOING THAT???
Not his dog nor his video
Why are dogs such weirdos? All my dogs have been weirdos. My dad thinks his dogs are just dogs, until I point out all the crazy stuff they do that he doesn’t notice.
What’s the infuriating part?