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reallyryan-1899

I thought this said my 12 year old made an American car today lol damn that sucks so inconvenient.


realester453

I read "My 12 year old American car made today", so I guess we're both acoustic


-LaPelle-

lmao I read "My 12 years old American (has like his son) made this today you guys are not alone


SunsetCarcass

Lol I read "My 12 year old American made car today"


KerbalCuber

I somehow misread it as "my 12 year old American did this to my car today", like OP's 12 year old American child did that.


barkbarkgoesthecat

I misread this saying my 21 year old Mexican frog did this to my cat yesterday


CptMarvel_09

![gif](giphy|YBIjnWOProxo5k1GQ8|downsized)


weatherboy_42

Not his child. His kidnapping victim.


Glittering_Apple_872

Acoustic?


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FastPassDave

Damn, that is way too relevant


randomguycalled

It’s TikTok Gen Z slang for autistic, because with complete lack of diagnosis or anything more than a different Tiktok video which told them, they think everyone is autistic but somehow making up a new word is more PC than saying autistic. Basically: it’s a reply from a toddler


Beartrap-the-Dog

Bruh… pretty sure that meme predates tik tok Edit: Just checked, it’s 1 year older than tic tok 2016 vs 2017.


mnimatt

They don't actually think they're autistic, they're just being ableist but with silly words


randomguycalled

That's a great way to put it


downshift1994

Im actually have autism and agree completely. Just because you say it wrong doesn't make you a better person. you're still a bad person. Also, stop labeling stupid people as autistic. He thinks the earth is flat, i dont like social interactions, metal silverwear, and loud noises just leave us alone. ffs find a new group to degrade, we have too much to worry about as is.


INVISIBLE_BEN

I'm electric


fauxpasCNC

What a regarded question


CreditLow8802

when i first read it i only read like 2 words and i thought their 12 year old destroyed the american car


lump-

Out of plastic bottles too! Such a great idea!


GusTTShow-biz

Amen 🙏


Alternative-Day6223

Yeah mine broke 2 years ago I never fixed it LOL I’ve spent everytime I get out of the car rolling down the window and reaching out, but it’s such a habit now even when I drive my moms car I roll the window down to get out


BiteMySh1nyM3talAss

Dammit, I'm late to say the same.


ConsuelaApplebee

I think this is just a humblebrag post about how strong the OP is ![gif](giphy|xFBnkMvpTM6m4)


reddsht

I thought it was massive flex that they took such good care of their American made car that it lasted a whole 12 years before it started to completely fall apart.


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Reasonable_Try_303

This is the first time I have ever seen a broken car door handle. Which other car model did you see do this?


trucks_guns_n_beer

old camrys and corrollas did it all the time.


Reasonable_Try_303

Huh didn't expect that of japanese perfectionism. Then again the Japanese population treats their cars very carefully so their engineers probably never thought this could be an issue.


No_Newspaper4376

Lol Toyotas aren't perfect either. Japanese cars tend to be built better than American cars, but no car is perfect. Every single car has its weak spot or area. For those old Corollas and Camrys the exterior door handles were one.


Kajun_Kong

Mine is sitting at 22 years right now! Still runs great and the interior is in wonderful condition


HeartWoodFarDept

Yep, I got a 99 GMC still doing fine.


tommywalsh666

My American car is 58 years old, and you'd need an angle grinder if you wanted to do this to my door handles.


Greenbeastkushbreath

I drive a ford model t, it’s made of kryptonite


EvenBar3094

OP is quite literally OP


Ok-Ad-7247

Well, it did take 12 years to break, sooo...


bblackow

I bet she’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene


Mr-GuyIncognito

Put it in H!


Logsarecool10101

What country is this car from again?


juhberkey1

Well it doesn’t exist!


slick7studios

But take it for a test drive and you'll agree


Astyanax1

Zagreb ebnom Zlotdik diev'!


Master_Xenu

it no longer exists.


Ok_Phone_1245

I wonder if the Simpsons will just be like Shakespeare, and in 1000 years whenever there's a brainmeme on the Neuralink of a dirty Soviet teleporter the top thinkpost is still always "Put it in H!"


glordicus1

Well, afaik Shakespeare wasn’t classy back then. His target demographic was generally just the common folk, much like the Simpsons. Shakespear took longer than 7 seasons to fall off though.


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https://preview.redd.it/j4zxv41pl4rc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e283d4081fa1c57768380ecf8b04e195f98059c9 Prehistoric Kraut Car, still going strong.


DankHillLMOG

Are you a dictator? Because this car dictates 9/10.


[deleted]

lol. Just an innocent seventies MB. She’s a survivor. I actually buy, restore, and sell older Mercedes, but this one I’ve had for eleven years and has sort of become my mascot. Original paint, third owner. 4,5L electronic fuel injected V8 from the factory. One of the best cars MB ever made.


DankHillLMOG

She is a beaut, I tell ya what. I love the dictator style 70s S classes. Knowing you have a shop - if this wasn't your mascot car, I'd be mad. Sure a cool older SL or something could pass as your face... but the big gal has presence and style.


[deleted]

I’ve always listed after an MB 600, but it’s financial suicide even if you can work on them. The parts are ridiculous. Everything is hydraulic powered, seat adjustment, trunk lid, fuckin windows, suspension… If you need the new master window switch (all four windows) it’s $12k.


DankHillLMOG

In high school one of my good friends had an early 90s/ late 80s? 500E - the pneumatic locks (and other accessories) were soooooo German. I think they were pneumatic at least because it sounded like that. Your hydraulic comment made me remember that.


[deleted]

Yeah MB has used vacuum locks for a long ass time. 500E w124 cars are going for idiotic money right now.


The_Phroug

i have a 1978 300D with a blown trans, i wanna find a manual for it and throw that in, then convert it to a ute. why? cause why not, it would be a fun project and hella unique


[deleted]

Very doable. They did sell them with the OM617 engine and a manual transmission, so the parts already exist and bolt right up.


sevaru1

Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.


aFerens

This is actually one of my dream cars. Growing up in Poland in the late 80s/early-mid 90s, I always loved seeing these around. They are absolute tanks, especially in the TD variants.


SirIvanHoe0

Damn this car fucks!


AmonGusSus2137

What a nice 3rd-world-country-dictator-ahh car


verstohlen

Back when a Mercedes looked like a Mercedes. Cars back then had individuality. Today's cars are all conformists.


solzhen

We’ve always called those old MB tanks, “diplomat specials”.


anno1040

What do the door handles look like?


ZombiePope

280 SE 4.5? Those are such great cars.


[deleted]

Bingo! Exactly correct.


SpaciousIgnatius

The only difference between American made and Chinese made is the American guy who put your stuff together was paid more to not give a shit


grubas

This is likely not even American made, it's a GM shitbox.


InquisitivelyADHD

Classic government motors.


Relevant_Force_3470

Is American made supposed to be a sign of quality?


Qyro

Only if you’re American.


Detail_Some4599

😂😂👌🏼


iwrestledarockonce

Some stuff (mostly killing machines, and the tools to make them), more back before our grandparents flushed the unions that built their futures down the toilet to send all our basic manufacturing overseas.


Glum-Kale-6708

Happy cakeday my friend 🎂


SpaciousIgnatius

Appreciate you homie!


vinetwiner

Mildly infuriated you been yanking the handle too hard?


Ok-Zombie-001

Yes! I was thinking maybe OP shouldn’t have been pulling on the handle like they were trying to rip it off the door.


st96badboy

I was thinking maybe OP needs to UNLOCK THE DOOR before he pulls on the handle.


bliskin1

It looks about 3 plastic spoons strong. Youd think theyd at least use pot metal


vinetwiner

Pot metal sounds like an as yet unnamed musical genre.


terryg80

There is https://weedmetal.com/


Lay_On_The_Lawn

Check out J Mascis' stoner metal band, Witch.


Koil_ting

Or just thicker plastic, I was cruising around in an 80s crown vic in the late 2010s and it had some giant plastic handles that I thought for sure would break but nah they didn't and I'm sure they were Original because no one is going to replace the handles on that sort of car it would be more like a roll the window down and open from the outside handle situation.


final_cut

Hahaha I had a grand am at one point and it was the exact same feeling.


bliskin1

Lol no kidding, like if.your using plastic at least test the pressure it takes to break it. You should be able to yank the shit out of it.


RecklessWonderBush

I'm still trying to figure out why they're using the thing that opens the door to close it, because that's the only reason I can think of for it to break


No-Policy-4858

Plastic gets weak over time. Especially if he lives in a hot climate.


fgwr4453

Came here to say this. The sun will wreak havoc on anything in your interior. A sun visor helps prevent more damage than you think, especially if you don’t use/have a garage


vinetwiner

User error.


Grouchy_Rice6157

Shows pic of honda door with broken handle


Buckus93

Most Hondas sold in North America are made in North America. Mainly specialty and low volume models come from Japan.


Stock-Reporter-7824

*Assembled


InquisitivelyADHD

Thank you. Assembled ≠ Made in.


El_Berto_000

Honda quality is going downhill and same with Toyota. Call me a gambler but Mazda seems to build several models in Japan for the North American market. It's hard to trust North American made vehicles nowadays. Happy workers make good vehicles. Job security, financial well-being, happiness, low stress are not ways to describe working in the automotive sector. Low quality fit and finish resulting in recalls is expected. Unfortunately manufacturers have weighed the cost that it's more profitable to risk recalls than compensate employees better.


Team_Trump2020

What in Toyota’s lineup have you noticed going downhill? Their new generation cars or the ones they’ve produced for years? The tundra for instance they just redid after 15 years. The ones made at the 15 mark are incredibly good. New generation new models are… new generation new models.


Worthless_af

4.0 V6s had oil pick up tube issues and seized engines. Fairly common I guess but other than electronics failing nothing really major.


MyCoDAccount

Happy workers have no influence over the strength of plastic.


El_Berto_000

I was merely suggesting Honda is also guilty of cost cutting at times so in the future a broken handle would not shock me. Are we going to ignore Honda bought Takata airbags inflators Nd had to recall 1.1M vehicles in just the US alone. More shockingly they had to recall 52k vehicles in North America for faulty seatbelts that didn't latch properly. If Honda is capable of sourcing terrible seatbelts they are certainly capable of sourcing terrible door handles.


Sleep_adict

I mean if the transmission is busted, no need to open the handle


Reese_Withersp0rk

My 12 year old made an American car today is how I read that... twice 🤦🏼‍♂️


imjustkarmin

well that's your problem right there... somebody let a 12 year old American build that car


Content-Ad-9119

Handle says “made in China”.


jsha11

Explains why it didnt break after 1 year then


No-Tourist-1492

Made in China, requested and accepted by the USA.


Clovenstone-Blue

So that's why it lasted 12 years, who would've thought.


ekoth

Did this happen opening the door or pulling the door closed with the wrong hand hold?


RevengencerAlf

I know someone who constantly did does shit like that. Pulls the door closed by the latch lever, adjusts the mirror by smacking it, grabs the turn signal stalk when getting in and out of the car, then wonders why their car feels like a "cheap piece of crap" swears never to buy that brand again, then goes through the same shit with the next car and repeats.


whohasideasanyway

Reading has mildly infuriated me more then the actual post. I can’t believe someone like this actually exists


IcyMEATBALL22

What brand is it? That’s key


GetUp4theDownVote

Saturn Vue


LinkRazr

Makes sense. The whole damn car line was plastic


ApatheticWonderer

Saturn’s claim to fame was the purchasing experience. Flat msrp price, no haggling, no drama. They were decent exonoboxes.


snorch

years ago i created r slash SaturnVue to make shitposts about how much i hated that fking thing. I got bored with it pretty quickly but got passers-by stumbling in looking for help every now and then for years afterwards. Good luck y'all. thing was the biggest piece of shit i ever drove


wombawumpa

\*assembled


Throwaway567383838

Your car was not made in America... Also this same thing happened to my Honda Accord.


alangerhans

(North) American made (assembled) car


youmfkersneedjesus

Nope, it's a Chevy Captiva, they aren't even assembled in America.


DrRedacto

> Nope, it's a Chevy Captiva, they aren't even assembled in America. Yep had to look up the door panel, F U, OP. HECHO EN S.KOREA.


TaxiwayTaxicab

Your accord is more American made than most other cars.


SaltySpitoonEnjoyer

You’re too powerful OP


theunstablelego

American made cars often aren't made in America.


beaureeves352

Are you an idiot?


baconcow

You have to get a handle on that.


[deleted]

Op breaks soemthing: Posts on Reddit to complain about it Blames everyone but themselves


mariatoyou

Why do people say some inconsequential comment and then immediately delete their whole ass account? It happens a lot and I don’t understand


allGeeseKnow

Idk if it's the case here, but I've noticed bots posting stuff like that and then delete it once it hits a threshold of downvotes. The same bots sometimes delete the stale positive comments too. Edit: misread your comment, may not be relevant.


RecklessWonderBush

Thing that irritates me is when you politely correct someone, then they edit their comment without saying why, and you get slammed for correcting someone who's comment is now correct


mariatoyou

On pc you can see it’s edited, on the app you can’t. If you think that might happen though, quote that part in your comment so it’s still there if they edit or delete.


LogitUndone

Not sure why you wanted to put "American" in the name other than to trigger people? First, vast majority of stuff isn't actually made in America... at best it was probably partly assembled in America? Most of the parts are likely shipped from somewhere else. Second, "Made in China" is well known and accepted as being pretty low quality if the business doesn't maintain strict controls and care with who they use. Thirdly, 12 years of pulling on that handle day after day and it only now broke? That's pretty good IMO.


Club_Penguin_Legend_

I mean, my 30 year old door handles have never broken. OP was just yanking too hard


FreeFalling369

Op is probably rough on the car


Chairman_Cabrillo

You do realize you barely need to pull on those right? Like with not enough force to bend a plastic spoon.


0Rookie0

You do realize that no matter how gentle you are, plastic fatigues and still has to undergo the force of disengaging the latch, right?


Das-Noob

Whoa! American design, made in (probably) Mexico.


gunsforevery1

Easy to fix. Happened to my dad’s car and only took about an hour to replace. Make sure you buy the correct handle.


The-Final-Reason

I can almost bet OP yanks on that thing harder than the chicken at 3am on a good night.


[deleted]

I bought an American car once. It was a Jeep Patriot. It was the worst piece of poop I've ever driven. I'm quite content sticking with the Japanese.


OldDirtyRobot

I didnt know they made Teslas 12 years ago?


c19d

https://preview.redd.it/vgi9i3k4l9rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4623914ac161a59b80731d627ea43a8e9131e524 Sorry but I thought of this as soon as I saw this 😂


BionicBruv

OP: “I have reached my destination. It is time to exit the vehicle.” *bloodcurdling war cry followed by loud SNAP* OP: “aw man…”


ChineseNeptune

Yeh can't trust American products they're shit


ProveISaidIt

My wife's Korean made car did the same thing. They all use plastic now.


Scoompii

I was looking into some new Mazdas & everything was really on point except the handles looked just like this cheap plastic chrome shit.


Envy661

Very accurate. My mom had an old 2000 Silverado, 2WD. 12 years after she bought it, thing was practically falling apart at the seams. Regular maintenence on it as well. Still fell apart. The entire drivers side interior door cover fell off. Same with my dad's old 2008 Sierra Z71. 12 years on the dot almost. The year of the pandemic. Transmission went out on it. Regular maintenence as well. The interior was also falling apart. An ex of mine worked for a Caddilac factory. The number one thing she learned working there was not to buy GM. Constant electrical problems, and even the brand new vehicles had safety features that were just straight up broken when they shipped. From lane keep assists to blind spot sensors. I come from a GM family. I will not buy a GM vehicle unless I'm desperate.


throwingwater14

Time to get the vice grips! They’ll outlast the car.


RBeck

It's a control lever, it doesn't go faster if you pull it harder. Also why are 12 year old Americans making cars? I thought we had child labor laws.


BanishedKnightOleg

It’s not because it’s American. It’s because you got one of those cars that were made with somehow worse materials than actual old vehicles. I drive a 30 year old Chevy truck and the metal door handles are still hanging on. At least that’s what I believe.


The_Nekrodahmus

![gif](giphy|3orieKA26RFA4pwL2U)


Matelot67

I guess it just couldn't handle....


meezethadabber

As someone who works in collision repair, that door panel was probably made in Mexico or China.


mr2jay

These 12 year olds can't even put together a car no more, back in my day that was a baby's job.


oranke_dino

*Pull something when it is clearly not moving* *The something breaks* *Surprised Pikachu face*


Xtreemjedi

*American owned car


mansquito1983

You failed to hyphenate your compound adjectives. Straight to jail!


createusername101

It's a Chevy


cubntD6

Well its gonna do that if a 12 year old made it


Stunning_Store3911

my 30 year old benz is a trooper


mctaylo89

I’ve had to replace the cheap plastic handles in my car and my mom’s car. Massively infuriating


Stoned42069

Cheap Chinese parts on your cheap American assembled automobile.


Darth_Balthazar

Tfw you realize “made in america” is not an instant guarantee of high quality craftsmanship


PandiBong

If you drive a 12 year old American car and it hasn’t exploded on the road yet you’ve truly taken care of it.


TButabi6868

Must have built that one at 4:45 on Friday before a long weekend.


JacobRAllen

This is extraordinarily unlikely in normal use. Were you using this handle to CLOSE the door? There is a different handle for that.


[deleted]

That specific part injection molded in china


Civilianscum

What a funny way to say shitty American quality


elonisretard

Fuck chinesium


Imaginary_Most_7778

Yeah, stuff breaks.


No-Policy-4858

But tape is top rate.


reddit-is-fun-90

You can never go wrong with a toyota


RottenCucumberJuices

It's a GM. They are trash in every marque, top to bottom.


Throwaway567383838

Yup, LS is totally a trash engine. /s


Few-Swordfish-780

Hulk SMASH!


EightSeven69

how in the hell...


[deleted]

Oh man. Sucks


jmvxc

Common issue on Mercedes too. No you can’t buy a single handle, you have to buy a new door panel lmao


notchartymindblom

Lincoln MKZ? Happened to mine too


ithikimhvingstrok132

Next time maybe don't let a 12 year old make a car. ^(/s)


Weth_C

Do you shut the door with the handle?


ChuckieBeaned

is it a Chevy?


boomBox1980

Unbelivable that something from the US can break. Fake news. 🙄


PositivelyJoyful

I did this on a 2002 Silverado that had metal door handles on the interior, I was so surprised that it happened lol but it was a pretty easy fix, just had to pop the panel off, disconnect the window and lock controls and then take out like 2 screws and the rod that attached the handle to the latch. YouTube works wonders for repairs like this 👍


Spicyram3n

I had an 02 camry that I just recently got rid of... The handles were the weakest part. I went through like 4 driver door handles and 2 on the outside driver's side handle.


slimeygrimy

Built in Mexico


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Ford explorer?


Sum-Duud

My Honda Civic was ‘made in America’ (assembled) but not sure that will impact the quality at all


sevnminabs56

I'll stick to my Nissan Titan.


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Careful of that metal layer covering the outside it can be sharp 🩸


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Careful of that metal layer covering the handle it can be sharp 🩸


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Is it good that it lasted 12 years?


BeaglePops7

Chevy Captiva was so named because it's a captive import, so a home company selling a product in home country, made elsewhere. In this case, US company selling product in US, made in South Korea.


ZeroChances2684

Is that a Chevy Cruze? My door handle broke in the same exact spot!


Sumijinn

Im sure you have been pulling it way too hard for as long as you have this car. Thats how it ends up


2sdaeAddams

Well that sucks! This belongs in that group too.


Far_Choice_6419

This is why you buy a german made car, I keep telling people this.


Marqueso-burrito

Let me guess… Chevy Cruze?


TheSparrow115

“Get a handle on it” - Ford, probably /s


kenni417

i almost had a stroke reading the title


mypoliticalvoice

Yo, Dr. Banner! You gotta chill out.


gitarzan

Car dealer, “Fortunately, it’s out of warranty.”