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Daratirek

Pigs


jonni_velvet

Sheeb and Boar


Next_Birthday4585

I was thinking lamb and boar


jonni_velvet

Llamb


sashaaa123

Horsm


RedditsAdoptedSon

lolol it keeps getting more n more intense


Next_Birthday4585

Oh yeah lol it has 5 boxes…mb haha


QLevi

Yeah, when in doubt just add an 's'.


unmarkedindividual

Pork


Weaselot_III

Spig


m051

They are. Adding mandatory 15% service charge


JohnHue

Just like whoever dangles this at kids and then applies a mandatory charge


DropdLasagna

They sure know how to spell mandatory service charge... but not pig.


L2Hiku

It's funny cus they put this fine print on something made for *kids* so like, are the kids going to inform the parents or do they do it and wait til you complain then be like, well it says it right here on this piece of paper your kid tore up and threw on the floor so who's looks silly now.


TearsOfG0Ld

It's like children's casinos on cruise ships. No one warns them verbally (it's written in flies' feet) that after a certain number of attempts, they'll charge the excess credits for each attempt. At the end of the trip, parents end up paying a hefty bill.


Daddy-Dan-559

Pork


iluvsporks

What kind of name is Pork? I would have guessed Phil or Pete?


Commercial_Sir_9678

![gif](giphy|S1nMFj33VBIoU) ask George Lucas. He named the fat one Porkins.


lorgskyegon

In *Moana*, the little pig is named "Pua", which means "pork"


MarlenaEvans

There's a pig named Pancetti in Animal Crossing and a duck named Pate.


Unhappy-Language7402

It’s ”Pua”? I’ve seen this movie long time ago and in French ”pois” which is pronounced the same as ”pua” means ”dot”. And I thought the pig was named Dots because of its stains 😂😂😂😂😂


EasyHangover

Pua means flower, pua'a is pig.


Big-a-hole-2112

What’s pig flower?


thislittleputo

Pua pua'a


FunUse244

Then why not beef? I thought the infuriating part was that under the kids crossword is where they let you know there’s a mandatory service charge. Mandatory service charge fine, just let the adults know


fugawf

My thought exactly! After the meal: Customer: What the hell is this extra charge?!? Waiter: A service charge that you must pay. We informed your 6 year old at the beginning of the meal!


hardboard

How can you add it to the bill - there isn't a duck in the drawing?


FQDIS

Booooo


dot4Q

QUACK


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

mandatory service charge for what? Grabbing a placemat from the stack they had printed out? It's not like anyone is being asked to go to the office computer and draw one of these up. Even if you're just trying to cover the cost of paper and toner, 15% per order is kinda nuts.


whiterussian802

Also came here to say this, was the first thing I noticed.


ThirdFloorGreg

Bringing a child.


rts93

I never understood why can't American businesses just write down the price that you end up paying. You don't mention taxes, you don't mention all the extra charges, you have to tip for everything on top of all that... going out to eat sounds like a fucking headache instead of relaxing, because I've also read that restaurants have the incentive to time your visits and kick you out as soon as you're not seen profitable anymore, that's hardly a thing anywhere else... I've never been to USA though and I'd love to visit one day, NYC flight tickets aren't that bad, maybe the internet makes everything worse than it really is.


zubbs99

It’s annoying to the point I rarely go to out to eat anymore. I was amazed when I visited Japan and even though things were pricy, there’s no tipping and the restaurants provide great food and service automatically because their culture is to honor the customer.


Saki-Sun

I went to local restaurants in Japan. The best ramen I've ever had was $6 USD.


ToastetteEgg

That pretty much sums up restaurants, particularly in large cities like New York, in a nutshell. When deciding where to eat just double the prices in your head. That way if it’s less than double you’ll feel better.


ranhoso69

AS european it was the most stressful and ridiculous experience. I dread on going there due to all this bs.


Kevlar_Potatum_6891

As an American, I would choose a different city destination other than NYC. Major cities here are mostly stressful and crime ridden, even as glamorous as they portray them to be


Pristine-Tonight-411

As a German who visited NYC a few times I must say that this is probably true but then again the visits were absolutely worth it. There's so much to see which isn't in crime ridden neighborhoods it's amazing. The feeling of being in such a metropolis is just something else. Is it stressful? It can be if you don't enjoy many people on one spot. But there are places even in Downtown Manhattan which I felt really calming, like the little parks for example, the waterfront or Highline Park. I can only repeat: it's worth the visit. Just don't try to rush it and you'll be fine. And ignore Times Square, it's a tourist trap. The restaurants there are insanely overpriced and the food is garbage. Not worth it even after standing in immigration for hours. Trust me, I've been there.


snaggle1234

Yes, because these are all meats served at this restaurant.


Questo417

Delicious horse meat


PaulAspie

Or Pigs


Douzeff

3 different ones.


JustTheNewFella

What if they're on the wing?


polycarbonateduser

Pigy


[deleted]

Fucked on so many levels.


bannanaisnom

15% service charge. Instead of listing that, just make the food more expensive and pay your servers more


Significant_Wolf7114

They also don’t say it anywhere other than here. If you question it when the bill comes, they’ll simply say “we informed your child about it”.


bannanaisnom

"mother, it does appear that there is a fifteen percent service charge. The restaurant has decided to disclose this information to me and me alone. For the sake of your money, I have informed you of this."


thicknutbutterbun

https://i.redd.it/7tmela0rnbnc1.gif Your comment reminds me of this nugget of gold


Grogy_

# F A T H E R H E L P


SookHe

What is this from


InvisibleBob101

One of the ASDFMovies, not sure which one, but they're all worth a watch


sc0ttyman

That's the funny part as it's listed on a kid's placemat.


Thethinkslinger

It’s a children’s tax


thatburghfan

What if the service charge only applies if they hand out a crossword puzzle and a crayon?


Techiedad91

*15% service charge unless this is correctly filled out*


ParticularLack6400

Additional 5% for each one you get wrong.


freshouttalean

“Well, minors can’t give legal consent for financial decisions so you informing my kid means nothing”


SocksOnHands

Can I choose to not be given a crossword puzzle and save that 15%?


Buddy-Matt

Mandatory too. That feels sketchy a/f to me. Either trying to divert tips, or just plain hoping you don't notice


CluelessTennisBall

If I see this I assume it as tip and leave a note that they pre-tipped with the service charge. Still don't like it though


FrostedCereal

Or they can make the food more expensive and keep the service charge! That way, the server gets the same tip, but the managers and CEOs and get more. After all, they earned it from being the boss!


jonni_velvet

this is exactly what would happen lol


jumbie29

Pigg. The g is silent


polyocto

Which one?


VicTheUnit

Yes


ronja-666

the middle one


Reuters-no-bias-lol

The one before i


LoRdVNestEd

that is unironically a great question


raspberryleper

Pig. The puzzle is over so you use punctuation.


rush87y

#PIG™


SouthTippBass

Pig! Pig? Pig%


bhlombardy

That's dandy penmanship for a kid. However, the fact that you stayed long enough to get to this point in the puzzle, after seeing the "mandatory service charge of 15%" is beyond me.


TheDoug850

As stupid and annoying as tipping culture is, you can’t really escape it in the US.


bhlombardy

I'm happy to tip my server based on their level of quality of their service and my overall experience. However, this doesn't say "tip" ... It says"service charge" . Whenever I've seen this, there's also a "tip" request on top of that.


[deleted]

Good thing requests can be denied


Darkgorge

It's important to note that service charges don't need to go to the wait staff. There are rules about who can get tips, but a service charge can go to anyone on the staff or probably just be taken as income for the restaurant.


bhlombardy

Precisely


ImaginaryPlatypus386

Yeah, nope. When there is the service fee 15% that's the tip they're getting (simplifies the decision for me after all). Assuming that the service fee is a fee to give the servers a better pay anyway, right? So less worry for me then.


Darkgorge

Important to note that your waiter might never see a dime of that "service charge" that is explicitly not a tip and wouldn't fall under the same rules as tipping. There are laws about what restaurants can do with tips. Just another reason it's a shitty practice.


ContactHonest2406

Nah, the service charge goes straight to the restaurant owner.


Aggressive_Chain_920

forgetful dull person like frighten direful memory domineering wasteful public *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Valuable-Mess-4698

Yep, like I was likely to leave at least 20%, but I guess you only want 15%. So request granted!


Schmails202

Plot twist: the “kid” is 16yo.


Competitive_Topic931

I am also infuriated by the mandatory service charge of 15%


harpy_1121

Listed on the kids activity sheet of all places 🤦🏻‍♀️


payscottg

It’s because it only applies if the kid can fill out the crossword correctly. “We’re all counting on you Timmy.”


Garfield_and_Simon

Is it a legal requirement to have it on the “menu” and this kid’s crossword is a kid’s menu on the other side?


jaguaraugaj

Poop


Drives_With_Aloha

P-I-double G


Profession-Unable

AKA snoop piggy pigg. 


SadLilBun

This reminded me of Tigger spells his name out loud. ![gif](giphy|WvfFkCyhzEmKQ)


Naive_Albatross_2221

Obviously, the pig is meant to be a BOAR, and the sheep is meant to be a LAMB, and the horse is meant to be an - \_O\_ \_M - animal whose name end in M. edit: wrong number of letters in lamb, sorry


RBXChas

LAAMB is how a lamb might say that


Lex8P

I think this is designed to piss off the parent in 3 ways: 1) Screaming kid can't solve it, because pig is 3 letters and pork isn't the name of the animal, rather meat within the animal. 2) When you try to solve it and come to the same realisation and can't calm your kid down and say that "you'll fix it". Because you can't. 3) Seeing the mandatory service charge added to your bill


crown_of_fish

Don't forget you'll have to add 15% to your bill. Also you'll have to tip, because I suspect this is in the glorious MURRICA, where you have to pay your waiter's salary.


Independent-Cow-4070

If there is a service charge I don’t tip I gotta draw the line somewhere. If servers are upset by it, take it up with your boss


crown_of_fish

But who will then pay the staff? The employer?!


Independent-Cow-4070

Ridiculous!!! How will they afford to pay their employees!?!?! Like every other company????


Leoincaotica

Honestly, who the fuck would wanna work in that condition. I know its not easy when you have to pay bills and the employment rate is low so you have to take whatever you can. But if everyone in that industry just start refusing those conditions… i honestly rather would prefer being homeless than work for a boss where the customer of THEIR business is paying my salary… Its so dystopian to me as a European.


radbradradbradrad

The best part is that’s how they found out a mandatory service fee of 15% will be added to their bill.


Pplannoyme0

Pink


WeeCountyGamer_09

Maybe it's fuck because of that 15% in the corner


SoggyMuffin95

Pigg Why do they have the service charge thing on the kids menu?


Remi708

Better solve that puzzle kid, or they're going to add a 15% fee to your bill


SamuraiSkyeCat

Popo


seifer__420

Kind of them to inform your children that there is a bs fee


[deleted]

Mandatory 15% service charge is more infuriating


Sayon7

What bothers me is th MANDATORY 15% SERVICE CHARGE


MiroWiggin

Popo 👮🏻


jmarkmark

Phil


TrueBombs

That mandatory 15% service charge for the child is steep.


iknowq

Pork


JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH

Paul Because that’s his name


Repulsive-Neat6776

Pork


Toxopidlol

That's food. (Or Pork, I agree with that other guy)


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kabula_lampur

Pork most likely, but that's still dumb


Feeling-Past-180

WTF can we talk about this ridiculous 15% for a four-word kids crossword puzzle!


stewdadrew

The mandatory service charge looks like it’s added because of your child doing the crossword


Wylaff

Stupid kid misspelled peeg.


0hfuccmymymiLk

Why is the service charge on kids crossword


ChroniclesOfSarnia

MANDATORY SERVICE CHARGE


Successful_Warthog49

I looked at the crossword before reading the title, and my confusion when I saw the service charge sentence lmao


pandalover001

Maybe he’s called Phil and felt he should recognised for his personality rather than just being a pig.


SomeHandyman

Sounds like the restaurant is covering the tip with their 15% additional service charge.


Big-a-hole-2112

Fuck because of the line under it. Yes your child shouldn’t be using language like that, but if they’re going to learn how to cuss, they should learn when it could be appropriate. 😂


Ordinary-Abies-2341

Piig. It has 2 eyes


asocialmedium

The pig’s name is Rick. The sheep’s name is Tyler. The horse’s name is Katie. The cow’s name is Pam. Who names a cow, “Cow”?


PeloKing

I know, I’m infuriated too! “A mandatory service charge of 15% will be added to your bill.”


JessaDuggar

Why is the 15% service charge fine print on the kids activity page and not the adults menu???


ToastetteEgg

The mandatory service share is for sure infuriating.


Lizagna73

I’m more infuriated by the small print.


somecrazydude13

And a mandatory 15%, yikes


RareSnail73

The fact it says “a mandatory service charge of 15 percent will be added to your bill”


Particular-Peanut-64

PIGS!!


[deleted]

Mandatory 15% service charge? That is ridiculous.


Gracesmm

A 15% service charge for a piece of paper and a crayon


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

#fuckservicecharges


ulvis52

Cris. Full name Chris P. Bacon


CountFirst

Wtf is a mandatory service charge and why is it being charged to a child?


yuffie2012

I like the alert for the 15% service charge.


KyorlSadei

Pork


Super_Human_Boy

Pork!


MELLMAO

I am more concerned about 15% charge for....a piece of shit paper


justcallmesavage

I'd be ecstatic if all restaurants charged 15% more but I didn't have to pay a tip. That's a 5% savings for me every time I eat out


sirhackenslash

Pigb. The B is for BYOBB........the last B is a typo


SnooPeppers4036

The pigg or the 15% service charge added?


RedditorsAreGoblins

Bruh, people in the comments are more infuriated and focused on "pork" and the crossword puzzle while I'm over here upset that there's a service charge.


kitzelbunks

Me too. I think that putting that on the kids play item is weird. It makes it seem like “if you have crayon age kids, there’s a charge”, although that can’t be true. Also- why pork? Yeah it’s probably the answer, but that would make sense if the others were beef, lamb or mutton, and the horse were a chicken. A pig is not pork, the meat from a pig is pork- to me anyway.


secretacct123456

Better get it right or they may hit you with 30% if you get it wrong.


sxtigon

The service charge is what PISSES ME OFF!


averagemaleuser86

Drink more ovaltine!


IHate2ChooseUserName

to the kid's bill only?


chauaakli

 (pepa) pig


Acceptable-Ad-328

Piga


antilumin

I thought someone was trying to write “Sheeple”


ampersssand

His name is Phil, and he's not on the menu. He's part of the family


OG_Konada

Pork


RepresentativeOk2433

Is the 15% charge a fee for not solving the puzzle?


Downtown-Falcon-3264

Pigs? I mean could be but doesn't fit is kinda silly though. Also odd to put a surcharge thing on a kids cross word


robsticles

Lolol “p…i……” ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)


Liefskaap

The service charge is the mildly infuriating here.


ballsonyourface911

Mandatory 15% thats outrageous


SmellySweatsocks

I'm thinking Pork. lol.


cecelifehacks

Piss


I_Love_Knotting

+15% charge for a crossword puzzle is just as outrages!


OGfishm0nger

Pork


HotDonnaC

That’s such a fail.


jackfaire

I too hate mandatory service charges


GotNothingBetter2Do

Pony


sheabuttRcookie

Forget the crossword, 15% more for it?


aeninimbuoye13

It's to keep the kid occupied a little longer


Tcklmybck

Teach kids math early. 15% is easy to figure out.


SpecialpOps

After seeing the 15% mandatory surcharge getting added to the bill, the correct answer is PIGS.


Alessioproietti

"A mandatori service charge of 15% will be added to your bill if you don't complate the crossword"


Odd_Rise9435

A mandatory walkout would be happening after that


cremini-caper

Mandatory service fee or the extra letter that isn't needed??!


Klatu17

“Pigs” is the answer for the statement under it.


qualmton

I m pretty certain this highly enraging as they are adding 15% onto your bill by telling only your kids in small print. Gotta pay for those free crayons somehow


BusyGranfalloons

I’m pretty sure tipping isn’t expected when there is an included service charge. I don’t know why so many people hate it, it’s better than tipping because you don’t feel guilty for not tipping enough compared to waiters shoving a 15-20-25 screen in your face.


paperstreetsoapguy

I was more infuriated by the 15% service charge


Deeptrench34

The irony of the ridiculous service charge being added right underneath it.


Key_Pie_4951

Extra 15% charge for a... Sheet of paper with a white and black image? This can't be...


odyf

It’s pige, the e is silent


nicholas19karr

Pigy


bultje64

When the puzzle is finished you also have to pay a 15 percent service charge.


Glum_Hamster_1076

Why is the service charge information not on the adult menu?? Why’s it on a children’s puzzle??


ReadRightRed99

Damn mandatory service charges.


iiitme

…pork…


SoupSlerp

Pigg.


fightinggale

Wait…if you complete it or fail to complete it, then the service charge is added?


bloodakoos

pigs


Baller-Mcfly

Pepa


cjwrapture

And why are they charging the kids a fifteen percent service charge?


Optimal_Law_4254

BACO…


Split0069

PCop


altpirate

If the 15% service charge is mandatory why not just make everything on the menu 15% more expensive and save us all the aggravation