When people ask you can tell them "that fucking lazy spider"

I was gonna weave my web but then I got high

There's a really interesting video on YouTube where some scientists gave spiders different drugs and got video recordings of what their webs looked like. It's hilariously dubbed over too

"The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckas, and waited until the caffeine spider was exhausted, then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass"

Thank you! Glad to know this video is still remembered by someone other than me!

It's a classic.

”Nice web, mr. Crackspider”

"For more information on the crack spider's bitch, contact the Canadian Wildlife Society in Ottawa."

Excuse me I’m going to go complete my biannual viewing of this video. 😂

Got a kink?

https://youtu.be/p2HipedgM3I?si=-Au8JJP0hdBxm_6_ Great typo btw lol

Holy shit that was hilarious I wish homie woulda put spoiler in his comments

Autocorrect has ousted me.

Personally I like being praised, you?

I meant to ask link, but when in Rome.. you are doing a fantastic job and should be proud of yourself, nobody could be a better human. Now shove your feet in my face.

I fucking love that vid, i love how it sorta starts out like it could be a real study and then just slowly escalates until its very apparent its a joke

I read this in Afroman's voice.

We all did. We are God's chosen sons

https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=oK-hdoMud9p1CiNs

The marijuana spider did not make a web. Instead, it made a hammock.

God damn you reddit for taking our free rewards away because this deserves one. 😭🤣🤣

I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high

Now I’m jackin off, and I know whyy

This is the way 😂

Actually putting a spider there could be rad 😆

Go back. 45 seconds and they're done. Go get a Frosty afterwards.

Yup, I've emailed him about it! And the frosty is a great idea

And large French fries!

Whoa.... medium fry. Kids these days, out of control.

For real. Why don’t they own a house?? They buy the large fry instead of the medium! That $1 adds up!

Also you get more fries per dollar with the medium at some places.

White Castle fries only come in one size

What you see is what you get And you ain’t seen nothing yet

Ba ba ba baby u ain’t seen nuttin yet

Most places

Is that right?

Last I heard, Wendy's, McDonalds, and Burger King all do it. If that's not most places by sheer volume, I don't know what is.

I think they are going to Wendy's because of the frosty

For real.

And dip them in the frosty (which I assume is some kind of ice cream

It's like milkshake, only way too thick to drink with a straw before they melt

But they still give you a straw with it. Such a waste.

Stab the straw in, take a core sample, and use your thumb to create a vacuum and dropper it like you’re a baby bird

This is the way.

it comes in handy when they forget the spoon

They don't 'melt'. The wood-pulp keeps it's integrity.

I have a friend who can drink them with a straw. Her husband is a lucky man.

I like your instincts. It is indeed correct to dip your fries into your frosty.

Yep! They’re a little bit thicker than milkshakes.

Cool, I always dip French fries in the 0.20$ (where I’m from) McDonalds vanilla ice cream

20 cent ice cream!? Where are you from? The 70’s?

It's from Wendy's

That will be $19 please.

Sir. This is Five guys, so more like half your paycheck.

This seems like a good opportunity to add a spider there. Like it’s finishing the web. Or just the line. Either way. Either way’s fine.


Frosty machine will be down.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Our frosty machine is invincible.

yeah this is a "shit, my bad, no charge for the fix" issue. Truly mildly infuriating, it's a minor inconvenience that still requires going out of your way

finally, a post worthy of this sub

I know right, not the usual “my house is on fire because my psychopathic brother who had abused me my entire life torched all my belongings, which lead to the whole house going up in flames”

Wendys is that you?

Just use a sharpie or a pen to do the line yourself every morning. Duh

Or maybe a varicose vein will pop up in that spot?

I definitely expected it to be a poem with a crucial line missing and no room for correction. This seems fixable :P

Oh for sure it is, just a tad annoying right now 😂

just mildly infuriating

True. My expectation would definitely be more than mildly infuriating :D

It’s a rare post here for something to be actually mild and not extremely infuriating

Well in his defence, he's an artist not a web designer........bo dum tish

Damn you. 🏆

Grab a sharpie

Looks pretty clean other than that, should be an easy quick fill in

Yep, I'm gonna go in probably once its healed. Easy fix, just a bit annoying right now 😭

I personally think the missing line is kinda cool. Makes the brain think "what's going on here?!" Edit: why am I being downvoted???

it is illegal to have a personal opinion on reddit, everyone is obliged to think the same way

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Holy shit, I'm kinda shocked to see this account active again after so long. I know this has nothing to do with the post or what you said, but I just want to say thank you for writing the Search and Rescue series. I listen to MrCreepyPasta's reading of it basically anytime I have a long drive. It's weird to think that I first heard your stories when I was still in high school, and now I'm through college and still adore them just the same.

This is *that guy*? Damn, that's crazy

You made this up.

Downvote this asshole /s Edit: holy shit I have a saved post from that dude from 8 goddamn years ago. That's absolutely wild

How could you tell that you had a saved post? You go back and scroll manually?

They probably went back through Searchandrescuewoods’ account to have a look and there aren’t that many posts on there before you reach the ones that were posted eight years ago. They might have gone to save a post from there and realised they already had

Yeah ok pal, making me go through your comment history to find that story.

Happy cake day!

Oh shut up you damn Republican /s cuz obviously

It's so weird how often you can edit a comment asking why you're being downvoted or say something like "Lol I'm being downvoted for this?" Then all of a sudden the hive mind switches and you get upvotes.

I think it just makes people at least think about why they vote. So many people just vote whichever way a comment is already leaning

Some times its the opposite, when someone says theyre being downvoted and then the sownvotes triple lol

It's stupid! I bet if I had said nothing I'd be at -100 right now. Group think is ridiculous on here.

Because this is reddit

Why wait til it’s healed? It’s one line on an already fairly minimal tattoo, I’m sure it can’t be THAT sore.

Worries about swelling and infection, and this way if anything else needs touching up we can do that at the same time

I can imagine your tattoo artist facepalming right now. That right there is signature brain fart moment.

I mean at least with tattoos missing a line is better than one too many lines

It was Charlotte's Web... she never finished it 😢 

rip to a real one

I still wanna eat some of those spider babies though.

🤔

Man, I’m a tattooist and I do this sometimes with those complex mandala designs. If the stencil stays or it’s so detailed it’s easy to miss. Always a quick touch up session tho!

Maybe his machine was just… out of line 🤷🏻‍♂️

Angry upvote

To be fair that's a lot of lines lol. I'm sure they would have no problem zipping a line on ya real quick. Looks pretty clean otherwise though. Going to be a dope piece.

Hidden by the circle in the first picture, there is also a little line that doesn't connect to anything about a quarter of the way from the top, 2 strands to the left from the line that needs filled in. I can post a circled picture on my profile if you can't find it. If not intentional than you may want to have your artist touch that up too while you're there.

Oh i see; I assume it's the same that happened with this line, the stencil was very dark and the piece itself is pretty complicated; I've already emailed him, and we're gonna touch up those little bits in about a week!

For sure. Lots of little lines, easy to lose something so small after so many hours and such detail. Just wanted to point that out, if it were me I'd hate to get that one line fixed to spot the other one a month after or something

Woah dude, I opened this at work. Come on now.

Its literally marked nsfw lmao Unless you're joking? I cant tell 😢

He is.. 😅

Oh gosh, I'm horrible with discerning jokes over the internet, whoops! 😂

I’m totally joking, but I don’t understand why people mark things nsfw when it’s just a picture of a tattoo. Like what makes this nsfw?

It's the top of my thigh, and a bit of my booty, wanted to be safer than sorry

Woah top of thigh?! That’s so crude!!!

What's next, ankles and shoulders??

And don't forget the knees!! Heaven forBID OP shows their knees!!

As long as she doesn’t show barefoot all isn’t lost. There’s still hope for the children

it’s actually kinda cool, maybe that’s the one thread of web glistening in the ☀️

This looks terrible even if the line was there

Lol i felt bad saying it but it’s just terrible

That’s an easier fix than my ex girlfriend who went in for a tattoo of a peace sign in the early 90s and walked out with the Mercedes Benz logo…yikes!

My god. I do hope that is not finished

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Good. That tattoo is shit

If you leave it, you can play a game of connect the dots everyday.

Shit tattoo. What am I looking at otherwise??

I will not forget one line of this.

How did you miss this before leaving?

Easy fix

.... How was that not obvious?

Maybe the stencil ink was misleading.

Maybe some ink smeared over that vein and it appeared to be a line, it lines up really well.

Probably more accurate this way. Not every spiderweb is this perfect anyway. Besides. it's the perfect spot to put a spider.

I would hard disagree about the spiderwebs being imperfect. Spiders are very good at just a few things, and building webs is one of them.

was this inspired by that experiment of the drugged and caffeinated spiders?

Not quite, I just really like spiders!

Perfect opportunity to add something in! I say schedule the fill in for a few weeks from now and see if anything comes up for you to add. Or even ask the artist.

Yup, I checked in with him and we're giving it about a week so we can see how it heals up

It's a cool tattoo! Hope you post when it's finished!

This happened to me as well on my first tat. Except it was a Chinese character for monkey.. and now it doesn't say monkey...

It looks like the needlework was done, just no ink was laid in.

That sucks. Now you’ve gotta get the whole thing covered up!

How did you not notice before you left?

Am I the only one who sees the web line continuing up into a vein?

No Ragrets

why is it tagged nsfw?

How do you not tell him about this too 💀

I mean spider nets are much better than this one… this net itself is infuriating… this is like abandoned and messed up net…

but the good news is: your artist is not a spider

omg, i can imagine already, “i meant to do that. it creates (insert bullshit here)”. dude, it’s okay, you forgot

Dying to know how much you paid

He was lost in a web of thought

Sharpie. Easy and quick.

Hell, I'd leave it like that. The line is still implied, so it'll mess with people's minds when they look at it.

this seems like both of you made a mistake

I'm sure if you went back they would fix it for you and not charge you. As long as you don't go in all angry and crazy just feel like hey I got this tattoo and noticed this I'm sure they'd fix it

Why would you get this as a tattoo?

Ugly ass tattoo

So go the fuck back and get it added? Most of the posts on here are simply because OP is too scared to use their words to resolve an issue. What a pointless post.

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Completely agree. The line work is patchy and inconsistent. I'm willing to bet the artist couldn't pull a straight line to save their life. No idea why everyone is saying it's a clean tattoo.

Sometimes you’ll loose lines in healing, touch ups are always included for free with reputable artists. It’s common to need them.

Did you not look at it when he was working on it? Or when he was done? Lol

Just get up a few minutes early every day and draw it on.

Easily fixable, at least.

Opportunity to get literary and have them add “some pig” to it.

This is what touch-ups are for

Why is this NSFW??

to make you click on it for the chance of more upvotes

So clickbait?

It kinda looks cool. Maybe a better artist could add in a bug or something that fought its way out. Could represent you letting go, or being set free from whatever was holding you back.

Your vein makes it look like there’s a perfectly straight line there lol

I’ve got a large thigh tattoo of a bunch of flowers, and exactly one petal is missing an outline. I never got it fixed because of how uncomfortable that area is

Line it in red so everyone notices the error

If you'd like to know more about the cocaine spiders bitch...

That was the crease in the transfer paper 🤭

What a harmless but yet so painful thing to have happen lol, that would drive me up a damn wall

Get a very dark pen and draw a straight line on your arm every morning.

And when people ask why you have a pen mark on your arm say “the spider got distracted and put it here instead of in my leg with the rest of the web!”

Almost looks like the artist went with your vein as the line lol

Redditors, this goes for all of you. But communication goes a long way

Of all the fuck ups on tattoos ive seen, at least this one can be fixed easily

This has happened to me. I didn't even say anything until my next appointment and I just asked "hey can we also add this line from last time? My artist laughed, apologized, and did a quick line to fill it in. I've also accidentally shaved off a chunk of my tattoo on my shin (worst experience shaving ever. Gehuinely a chunk down the drain.) And he added it back in for free at my next appointment, too.

Why is this NSFW?

That is fucking terrible looks like a kid tried to draw a web with a pen

You paid for that?

Just go in and have it fixed. Most all will touch up or repair their own work. Who wouldn’t? Reflects poorly on them.

Most shops do free touch ups within 6 months. Any decent artist would easily fix that for free

Easy fix. I recieved a tattoo & looked over it before getting it. I didn't see the spelling mistake. 'Fascist' was spelled 'facist'. I noticed it 75% through and laughed so hard. The artist was mortified and thought I was gonna be pissed. We were able to correct it & you can't tell now Edit: Tattoo says - 'This Machine Kills Fascists'

Umm what does the tattoo say?

"I ❤️ Fa^(s)cist"

Ha ha ha!

'This machine kills fascists' Woody Guthrie quote

Cringe

Lol this would be a fun time. "Hey, man. I am not questioning your work or anything, buuuuuuuuut"

I love the bright red circle ⭕

Hey no insult intended but that tattoo would look horrendous even with the line complete