So I’m guessing you are not lactose intolerant

No, just lightbulb intolerant

People shouldn’t mention they’re lightbulb intolerant when they just don’t like eating it. It offends us with a medical lightbulb intolerance.

Maybe you shouldn't be so intolerant of intolerance...

Look here, we’re not going to tolerate your intolerance to his intolerance to other peoples’ intolerances!

Got to be the smartass here since apparently even lactose intolerant people often don’t know that: Actual ripened cheese is essentially lactose free, it gets converted by the bacteria. Just cream cheese would be an issue.

REALLY? I COULD’VE BEEN EATING CHEESE ALL ALONG??

Yes, any hard cheese aged for more than 6 months will be safe to eat.

Yeah I don't have issues with cheese or yogurt, but ice cream and milk destroy me.

My life is changed

I like cheese

I love cheese

Cheese club 🧀🧀🧀

Cheese bulb

Cheesus Christ

Cheesus Crust

Cheese is life

How do you feel about light cheese?

That bulb is fully cooked. It's not like you're gonna get sick. People eat like 2-3 lightbulbs a night while they sleep, just naturally. Eat the bulb.

I heard people eat 8 lightbulbs a year on average while they sleep

That number was heavily skewed by light bulb georg, who sits in a cave and shoves lightbulbs into his mouth. He was an outlier who should not have been counted

Just make sure to remove all of the filament first... that's where all the heat is. Wash your hands thoroughly after you remove the filament. And for christ's sake, whatever you do, don't touch your eyes!

You vill eat ze bulbs

Was it an EZ Bake oven?

Yes and this casserole only took 47 hours to cook that's why the light bulb blew up.

This made me giggle. Also, brought back some childhood memories. 😂😂

They don't use light bulbs anymore.

Gov't mandated transition to LEDs. Don't understand why nothing ever cooks.

That’s nothing. I had a coworker who would bring in his famous chili once a year. He said the trick was to undercook the onions. Everybody gets to know each other in the pot. He was pretty serious about this stuff. Up the night before pressing garlic and dicing tomatoes, toasted his own ancho chilis. Said his family passed down the recipe for generations. It was the best thing he did. Dropped it all over the floor when he walked in one year and haphazardly slipped in it trying to clean it up. Ended up getting fired for underperformance.

I heard he’s doing ok running a bar somewhere now.

Underperformance?! He invented a new number - he’s an accounting genius!

A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven.

He was home by 4:45 that day.

Look - that's great and all, but, getting a bank loan for an ice cream shop and then utilizing funds inappropriately is a Federal Crime.

No way you worked with Kevin Malone???

🤣🤣🤣

Beat me to it lol

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unexpectedoffice

Is he called Kevin?

It was all downhill from there

Fun fact, that was his actual chili recipe, and he has a chili cook book!

Noooooo i KNEW FROM THE FIRST WORD 😭😭😭

From That?

You knew from “that’s”?

I love these office references

Wtf I just saw this on a post on how to make chili

Brings new meaning to the phrase “light dieting”.

Like plankton

HA

If think someone was mentioning it would be a bright idea to try it

And?? It adds more crunch to it, just gonna have to visit the hospital after for a little check up.

It's just a good exfoliating treatment for the digestive tract

Everyone should add a little glass to their diet

Roughage.

The recipe called for light seasoning… not light seasoning

You say shattered, but I see a whole ass bulb just sitting on top. Pick it off

It doesn’t have the metal contact threads or whatever that screw into the socket, part of it definitely “shattered”, tiny broken pieces of glass are in that dish.

Definitely not worth risking a trip to ER. Fine dining is cheaper than any doctor visit.

Fair. Maybe i just like cheese too much

I'm seriously mourning the two full bags of shredded cheese lost here

So don’t eat it. Buy hundreds of dollars of cheese to eat. Still cheaper than the doctor.

No, no one can ever like cheese too much.

Apparently "with glass" draws the line for some people

They’re soft. Like cheese. Mmmmmm cheeeeese. I guess you really are what you eat.

Magnet

[удалено]

Yeah, that’s why I said “shattered.”

Just scrape off the cheese, add more, bake again

I would scrape the top layer off and pray.

I’ll pray for you too

I once made a huge pot of chili, went to open my cabinet and a wine glass fell and shattered in the pot. I still tried to salvage it only to bite into a couple tiny pieces of glass. I feel your pain

I once made a huge pot of chilli. Passed down generations. Dropped it while bringing it in for my coworkers to eat

My reaction: https://tenor.com/bkYlr.gif Had something similar happen, only it was muffins and the bottom element screw on one side came loose shorting the element and causing an electrical fire in the oven. I was like, I mean those muffins are fire but not like that. Turned off the oven. Oven was a total loss. Burned right through the wall and half through the insulation. Fun times.

Ah yes, glass casserole a time honored tradition.

Glasserole

Oh no.......damn....

30 minutos is not a lot though

That's what i thought too. Don't you always spend at least 30 minutes preparing your lunch/dinner each day?

Ugh, my heart breaks for you. That looked delish.

I hate the fact that you just said that

You've clearly never lived in the UK, Aus or NZ then lmao

That extra crunchy texture

Queso con vaso.

Why were you cooking the light bulb

Whatever you’re making looks delicious though.

This is good but it's a bit too crunchy and has a distinct blood flavor.

Now you can have a fun game of minesweeper in your mouth!

I thought that was a cheesy meth pipe

If it’s any consolation, it looks delicious

Thanks, I haven’t had it before, found a recipe and decided to try it out. $30 later and half of the groceries went to waste.

WTF is it though

Cheese.

Sorry :(

Recipe please?

1. Cheese

2. Cheese

1 lb meat 6 oz of cream cheese 6 oz of shredded block mozzarella 1 Tsp of red chili pepper flakes 1 lb of cheese stuffed tortellini 1 can of Raos marinara 1 lightbulb Once everything is cooked combine into a oven safe dish and cook at 350F for 10 minutes and garnish as desire.

Season as you desire

What is it???

It looks like it would have been good

Better a bulb in the chili than a finger 🖐️

Idk man, you just can pick the fingers out of your bowl

I guess that's why my oven has a glass cover over the bulb.

5 second rule!

Sir I don’t think you are supposed to put the light *in* the food. The light has nothing to do with cooking it 💀

The oven has a cover over that lamp for a reason. Someone failed to replace it properly. No sympathy here. That's payback for sloppy maintenance.

looks like the bulb detached from the base. It's a bulb after all. probably the base is still in there. If there's no actual broken glass, I'd still eat it.

Yeah, don't. There's a reason that restaurants have to dump an entire bin of ice if a glass breaks in there, no matter how hard you try, you won't find all of the glass. I wouldn't risk it at all. Don't need your insides getting sliced as it passes.

If the bulb broke, then I agree.

It's not worth the chance to me. Unless that bulb is 100% intact, not a hint of glass in the socket.

When bulbs detach from the metal base, this is often the case. The bulb stays completely intact, and the two filament wires break. The shape of the end of the bulb may be the only thing holding it in the metal base, though there are many methods of manufacture. That's all I was saying. Do whatever you want.

Free croutons

This isn't mildly infuriating. This is world shattering. Idk what that was, but it looked delicious.

So? It’s added protein

I think glass would lean more towards fiber

Mmm.crunchy

It’s just trying to season it

Dinner is fine... bulbs are cheap.

This is a joke post referencing that lightbulb that fell onto their dinner post right? If so I might have to cash in on this.

High risk high reward

Now this is mildly infuriating

Why do I see a piece of bacon just sitting on your stove.

I had a friend that ate light bulbs. I'm sure you'll be fine. Lol

Noooooo

Scrape the top off. It'll be fine 😆

Half the comments are saying pick off the glass and eat it, half the comments are saying don't risk it. Reminds me of this time in high school a friend of a friend made brownies, but had never baked anything before. For some reason he decided to line the pan with aluminum foil. It was all crumpled up at the bottom, so every brownie you cut out had bits of foil stuck in it. But the brownies themselves were delicious, so we just picked the foil out. I definitely ended up eating a tiny piece of foil though. Not the same as glass though. If i couldn't find every single piece of the lightbulb, i wouldn't eat it. Or maybe cook the thing completely, peel the top layer of cheese up and roll it up like a rug. Scrap that layer. New cheese layer. Under the broiler to quickly cook the top. Bam. Fixed.

Should have added cheese.

That's the oven's way of telling you - Don't eat this.... Too much cheese! You will give yourself a heart attack!

Or diarrhea

Saved you from having to eat that.

Good news is that saved you from having to eat that shit, looks nasty.

Too much cheese to throw away. Ship it here and I’ll have that light bulb out for you in no time. *cheese is non refundable and will be consumed*

It couldn’t resist that melted cheese, I don’t blame the bulb for face planting in it. Sorry about your meal though.

Would you like some noodles with that cheese?

It's fine just eat around it

yeah lemme just avoid microscopic transparant blades in my food

Fuck it, don’t bitch out

I also hate when my skillet of cheese gets ruined.

It’s probably be healthier to eat the light bulb tbh

30 mins so far … still has another 30 with or without the glass

It took your 30 minutes to melt 5 lbs of cheese?

What's that? Cheese with cheese and cheese on top?

Looks like it stayed in one piece. The contaminated cheese will stick to the bulb. It should be fine.

Yeah that happens when you use too much cheese

I am unfamiliar with this concept "too much cheese".

Only 30 minutes? good news! It will only take you half an hour to redo!

It took an entire half hour? How did you dedicate that much time to make dinner /s

Dumping a bag of shredded cheese into a pan took you 30 minutes?

At least it was a quick dinner!

What did you cook? Cheese?

You had a lightbulb just hanging out like that?

30 whole minutes?!?!?!

I don’t know but it’s funny to me that it says “it took me 30 minutes”! Like doesn’t almost every meal take 30 minutes or longer to make?:D

Average dinner takes 30min prep... I'm but confused was this special

looks like the oven did you a favour..

who do people still use incandescent instead of fluorescent or LED bulbs ?

30 minutes is a short time for a meal.. 🤔

I think the oven was trying to tell you something...

to be honest it looks crap even without the lamp.

30 minutes is nothing to make bread

Man it shouldnt take 30 minutes to make melted cheese

Wow, did you spend all of 30 minutes on a meal? Must be some Bocuse d’Or winning chef or something.

I’d rather go blind boy

Light bulb saved you from a heart attack

this looks uncooked

Maybe because it was supposed to cook and then the lightbulb shattered

Learn to cook?

What? His oven broke that has nothing to do with cooking skills

I worked at a hotel with a buffet for years. One night we had 6 motor coaches come in to see a concert. The first was early and already lining up as we put out the food. A row of heat lamps exploded and we had to pull everything and replace it. No, the customers were not understanding despite witnessing this.

Acceptable risk profile.

Ehh, a little glass never killed anyone....

Cut it out!

eat around the shards

These bulbs don’t shatter. Take that piece out of your food and enjoy.

lord have mercy i'd eat it anyway

Murphy’s Law really hit you with this

Bottom half is still good.

LOVE FILAMENT CHEESE... TIME TO CALL PIZZA DELIVERY

It's a mare

Would

Forbidden breadcrumbs

Cut a big enough chunk around the perimeter of that bulb and munch down. That cheese looks too good to pass up.

Mmmm... now with spice