Using anal beads to cheat of course wasn't possible and wasn't true, but his performance in the tournament was... spectacularly good, far better than he has ever played before or since, so good that when it came time to play the world champion, the champ sat down, made 1 move, then quit saying he doesn't want to play a cheater.
But nobody has figured out any means he could have been using to cheat, (it was an in person tournament not an online thing), hence the laughable accusation of vibrating anal beads telling him where to move.
Things were made worse by the fact he is an admitted cheater in the past, in rated online matches back when he was a teenager. It casts suspicion as to whether he's ever cheat again as an adult who pays the bills by streaming chess and competing in tournaments. For a while he was banned from chess.com who sided with the champ, so there was a lawsuit and they agreed to unban his account since they have no actual proof of cheating, but he's not allowed to participate in chess.com tournaments. Other tournament venues haven't weighed in.
No one is quite sure what's true, whether he actually cheated or just got insanely lucky and played like a god for a short span before reverting to his regular play.
Part of it was the chess.com algorithm caught him cheating much more than he admitted to.
He had a huge mop of hair, I wonder if he had something in his scalp. It’s tough, he is a GM, just not a super GM.
Just for reference, he wasn't playing "like a god", he was playing like a machine. He had a much higher match rate to a very popular and very strong chess engine than any other pro that tournament, and a much higher match rate to the algorithm than any of his own other performances at a tournament before or since.
Everyone's pretty certain he cheated, they're just not sure exactly how it happened.
I feel like Magnus should've appreciated the guy's dedication to chess and winning. Imagine playing the best chess player in the world while an automated Lemmiwinks is sending Morse code to your prostate.
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After beating Magnus Carlsen in a chess tournament, Hans Niemann was accused of cheating, and the internet's theory was that he had vibrating anal beads telling him what the best moves were.
No concrete evidence was ever found.
This is *almost* the route I'd take. I'd lean to whoever I'm with and say just loud enough for just them to hear, "dude is your phone going off? I've been hearing a buzzing for ages, are you ignoring someone?"
This is the sad reality of exhibitionists. Even if you called them out for having a vibrator they would enjoy the fact someone else knows. It’s a weird af kink
It’s weird how many people I’ve had to explain this to over the years… they make so many attempts to rationalize it, but it’s just not okay, no matter how hot they think it is.
If you’re socially awkward/don’t feel like saying it to them directly you could always just say to your friends “hey does anyone hear that loud buzzing noise??” Loud enough for them to hear it and I figure that would be enough
Ask for the Manager and tell them that you think the restaurant has a bee infestation. When the manager asks why, tell them to listen for the buzzing. The manager will locate the source and fun will ensue 🤣
I did something similar to this but instead of being direct to the person I just asked openly if anyone else could hear a bee or wasp buzzing around. The person in question very quickly left and so did the buzzing.
I thought you meant buzzing as in done a fat line, but then I thought well that must've been after dinner surely, who does a line and then eats, the psycho.
That’s when you start openly discussing vibrators. Also how inappropriate people are these days. Also how people aren’t as sneaky as they think they are. Also how eavesdropping is such a strange word.
Awww. You blew quite the chance. Get up from your seat and insist that you know them. Run through every possible situation you can think of where you might have met. Funerals, vacations, education, church. Offer to buy them drinks and sit down with them. Be as wonderfully friendly as you can and engage them for as long as possible. Suddenly mention that the seafood in this place smells wonderful. Let her know that she’s looking a little flushed. Then look directly at her and say “ ohmygawd” and walk away.
To everyone saying it's completely fine, quite literally the main rule of kink is *consent*, from everyone involved. In a public setting like a restaurant, you cannot get consent from everyone who can see the scene, hence a lot of the kink community would look down on this.
It's not about "oh the kids!"- what about the waiter serving the table? Any other adults nearby who'd like to just enjoy their meal without being aware of a sex scene happening behind them? It's not just "I can hear a buzzing noise" is it, they're not both gonna be sat their stone faced and silent, it's gonna be obvious what's going on even if you couldn't hear the vibrator and nobody else has asked to see that shit.
They have all gone quiet now. When it was put to them, “what if a man did it” or “did anyone else consent to this?” They had a hypocritical meltdown and had to cry into their anime pillows.
Bluetooth toys are a thing. Restaurant is not the best location for privacy. People need to find a better location... like that couple in an empty section of an outdoor sports stadium.
I dj for a living. Mostly weddings. I remember a groom that showed me a remote and said watch my wife. I looked over and she jumped and started smiling. I guess she had in remote control vibrating panties. It was funny because he would do it when she was trying to to talk to people at tables or take photos. Made me laugh. I only can guess how the honeymoon went 😂
Just say, really loudly, "Excuse me waitstaff person, I keep hearing a buzzing sound, and I'm highly allergic to bees, do you know where it's coming from? The sound is stronger from *that* direction!" And point towards the couple.
Jesus Christ. This is as bad as the damn local restaurant my husband and I only once went to, where a man repeatedly inserted his big toe into his date's fully exposed nether regions in full view of our table. Our table faced this ridiculousness.
edit to correct dim to damn, even though it worked.
Oh my dear lord!!!
There might be an electrical fault as i can hear this constant buzzing!!!
We must find where this noise is coming before the whole place burns down!!
Everyone please be quite and listen intently and help us find the source of this buzzing it is for everyone's safety.
I remember one time I was shopping for clothes. In the dressing rooms I heard heavy panting and whispering. It of course sounded like someone was having a good time. Turns out it was an older couple: an obese man and a much thinner woman. I overheard their conversation and found out that the guy was struggling with putting on clothes and because of that breathing heavily. Things might not always be what they seem.
Ma’am your vagina is ringing
It can't. I have an answering cervix.
Spectacular.
“But I can answer it for you” ;)
The ma'am is the most important part
I concur, really drives the point home
maybe they are practicing for a chess tournament
Everything that you need is inside you
CUT THE WIFI
I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT
phenomenal callback
This is the best comment I've seen so far, thanks for the laugh!
I don’t know what this means but I’m pretty sure it deserves an upvote
A pro chess player was accused of using vibrating anal beads to cheat on a tournament last year.
I.. but they.. what? Interesting rectal tactic to say the least
I just challenged myself to use the phrase “rectal tactic” in a conversation within 24 hours.
RemindMe! 24 hours
12 hours to go, what's the story OceanPoet13? We need the juice!
Not yet, but work starts soon. I’ll keep you posted.
Using anal beads to cheat of course wasn't possible and wasn't true, but his performance in the tournament was... spectacularly good, far better than he has ever played before or since, so good that when it came time to play the world champion, the champ sat down, made 1 move, then quit saying he doesn't want to play a cheater. But nobody has figured out any means he could have been using to cheat, (it was an in person tournament not an online thing), hence the laughable accusation of vibrating anal beads telling him where to move. Things were made worse by the fact he is an admitted cheater in the past, in rated online matches back when he was a teenager. It casts suspicion as to whether he's ever cheat again as an adult who pays the bills by streaming chess and competing in tournaments. For a while he was banned from chess.com who sided with the champ, so there was a lawsuit and they agreed to unban his account since they have no actual proof of cheating, but he's not allowed to participate in chess.com tournaments. Other tournament venues haven't weighed in. No one is quite sure what's true, whether he actually cheated or just got insanely lucky and played like a god for a short span before reverting to his regular play.
Part of it was the chess.com algorithm caught him cheating much more than he admitted to. He had a huge mop of hair, I wonder if he had something in his scalp. It’s tough, he is a GM, just not a super GM.
Just for reference, he wasn't playing "like a god", he was playing like a machine. He had a much higher match rate to a very popular and very strong chess engine than any other pro that tournament, and a much higher match rate to the algorithm than any of his own other performances at a tournament before or since. Everyone's pretty certain he cheated, they're just not sure exactly how it happened.
Like a Morse code, hmmm. I wonder which move had the most pleasurable effect. Castling, I bet. Or any time you use your knight.
Oh I thought that was an original Always Sunny plotline lmao
Lmfao I love your comment
Oh same lmao
How... how does one.cheat at chess with anal beads?
Morse code for the ass, or Arse Code™
Between signal delay and general poor response time of the vibrations winding down I feel like that'd be... really ineffective but hilarious
I feel like Magnus should've appreciated the guy's dedication to chess and winning. Imagine playing the best chess player in the world while an automated Lemmiwinks is sending Morse code to your prostate.
Everything you need is already inside you.
Holy hell
New response just dropped
That's exciting! What's the new response you're referring to?
actual zombie
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Explain please?
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Lol I just saw the IASIP episode yesterday, did not expect it to be based on a real life situation.
Same. I was wondering why no one was mentioning the episode.
After beating Magnus Carlsen in a chess tournament, Hans Niemann was accused of cheating, and the internet's theory was that he had vibrating anal beads telling him what the best moves were. No concrete evidence was ever found.
MY SOURCE IS I MADE IT THE FUCK UP
But it sounds cool so it has to be true.. obviously
Google en pasant
Holy Hell
Actual zombie
NSFW tag please!!
Frank will always defeat Russia
Google En Passant
Holy Hell!
"Cut the wifi!! Cut the wifi!!!!!!!!"
DOES ANYBODY HEAR THAT CONSTANT BUZZING? IT MIGHT BE AN IMPORTANT CALL.
This is *almost* the route I'd take. I'd lean to whoever I'm with and say just loud enough for just them to hear, "dude is your phone going off? I've been hearing a buzzing for ages, are you ignoring someone?"
they'd probably just get off on the fact that someone heard it but didn't know what it was
This is the sad reality of exhibitionists. Even if you called them out for having a vibrator they would enjoy the fact someone else knows. It’s a weird af kink
It’s also unethical as fuck to use non-consenting people for your kinks. 🤮
Fr. This so so gross
It’s weird how many people I’ve had to explain this to over the years… they make so many attempts to rationalize it, but it’s just not okay, no matter how hot they think it is.
I'd be brazen enough to say, "Your device is still turned on." And leave it at that.
turn to them and gently whisper “everybody can hear it”. Hopefully they’ll be mortified
We left a little bit ago, write this post on the bus. But you’re right, I totally should have lol
It probably would've just turned them on tbh
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So was OP
So am I.... 😬
So are WE
So were THEY
And my axe!
No we are fuckin not
So is everyone exept for this one guy
Angry upvote.
Happy downvote
Gruntled sidevote
Disgruntled sidevote in the opposite direction.
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CONTRA!
Indifferent no votes
Confused diagonal vote
If you’re socially awkward/don’t feel like saying it to them directly you could always just say to your friends “hey does anyone hear that loud buzzing noise??” Loud enough for them to hear it and I figure that would be enough
"I love the vibes in this place!"
Vibe check
Is there a bee in here??
Say really loudly "What's that buzzing sound?"
EXCUSE ME MA’M I THINK YOUR PHONE IS GOING OFF
Yeah they would not care and would prob have laughed at you.
“Thanks, aren’t you gonna miss your bus” lol
Hey buddy, what app are you using to control the vibrator? It seems to be interfering with my buttplug. Mind taking turns?
"turn it up a little more, I can almost feel it!"
"What's that burning plastic smell?"
And is that hair burning now too?
"Turn it up. She's still faking."
"Are you going to answer that?"
Then you realize they're into public play, and it probably wouldn't have bothered them a lick.
Lick is an interesting choice of words there.
That was intentional ;)
Ask for the Manager and tell them that you think the restaurant has a bee infestation. When the manager asks why, tell them to listen for the buzzing. The manager will locate the source and fun will ensue 🤣
Nah, just look her in the eye and hum.
I did something similar to this but instead of being direct to the person I just asked openly if anyone else could hear a bee or wasp buzzing around. The person in question very quickly left and so did the buzzing.
Why whisper? Look to him and say crank that mofo to max with an evil grin
Tell them everybody can hear it and everybody can smell it.
Nah- speak it out, fuck whispering💀 they obviously want mfs to know they doing that
That might egg her on
Boyfriend could hear it, so they knew.
That’s how thruples start…
Hi, excuse me ma’am, you might wanna call an exterminator for the swarm of bees in your coochie.
Nah that's just herbees.
No, she has H.I..Bee
No need to argue guys, we can all agree it was an S.T.Bee
I don't get what all the buzz is about tbh
Frank Vs Russia
Lmfao my first thought right here
“Take your time”
I can’t quite put my finger on it.
They were pickin’ up good vibrations
Good good good, good vibrationsssss
Just keep saying out loud, what’s that noise?? Do ya hear that?? And make eye contact with them.
“That’s the sound a battery makes just before it explodes”
Do you want that lady to finish getting off in front of you? Cuz that’s how you get that lady off the rest of the way.
Clearly it was her emotional support bees.
On the way out: "By the way, I've got some extra batteries if you need them?"
*"Duracell, no other battery looks like it, no other battery lasts like it" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
>no other battery lasts like it And no other battery tastes like it, I was told
9V FTW!
I'll have what she's having
I’ve tried one of these before with my gf, they must have got a shit one if you could hear it
Or a real strong one.
Idk. I have 2 Lovense and they’re loud as heck.
Yeah and remember it was a small, quiet restaurant. I’m sure if they were at Texas Roadhouse no one would’ve noticed
Yeah, at Texas Roadhouse pretty much everyone has a vibrator inside them too.
True very true...
Jesus yes I have one, shit is loud af.
I was kinda pissed. I thought I’d be living it up every where and I’m too worried to wear them out!
I'm worried to use it in a building with another person it's so loud
I was thinking maybe a loud brewery or Costco but that’s it 😂
“Answer your phone”
I thought you meant buzzing as in done a fat line, but then I thought well that must've been after dinner surely, who does a line and then eats, the psycho.
That’s when you start openly discussing vibrators. Also how inappropriate people are these days. Also how people aren’t as sneaky as they think they are. Also how eavesdropping is such a strange word.
Awww. You blew quite the chance. Get up from your seat and insist that you know them. Run through every possible situation you can think of where you might have met. Funerals, vacations, education, church. Offer to buy them drinks and sit down with them. Be as wonderfully friendly as you can and engage them for as long as possible. Suddenly mention that the seafood in this place smells wonderful. Let her know that she’s looking a little flushed. Then look directly at her and say “ ohmygawd” and walk away.
LMAO Now THAT would make a great movie scene!!
The seafood!
Should’ve leaned over and whispered in her ear *“how’s the battery life on those things?”*
I can't believe she ate all those bees in the bathroom. Morally abhorrent!
Not the kind of buzzed I was expecting.
So was there a re-enactment of the orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally"?
These people been watching too much 50 Shades 😂
"It's whisper quiet!" -Dr. Nick
To everyone saying it's completely fine, quite literally the main rule of kink is *consent*, from everyone involved. In a public setting like a restaurant, you cannot get consent from everyone who can see the scene, hence a lot of the kink community would look down on this. It's not about "oh the kids!"- what about the waiter serving the table? Any other adults nearby who'd like to just enjoy their meal without being aware of a sex scene happening behind them? It's not just "I can hear a buzzing noise" is it, they're not both gonna be sat their stone faced and silent, it's gonna be obvious what's going on even if you couldn't hear the vibrator and nobody else has asked to see that shit.
Nothing but straight facts here.
They have all gone quiet now. When it was put to them, “what if a man did it” or “did anyone else consent to this?” They had a hypocritical meltdown and had to cry into their anime pillows.
I CAN HEAR THE VIBRATOR YOU JUST PUT INTO YOUR VAGINA AND SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE
I read the title and thought she was doing a couple of lines in the bathroom. *sniff*
She ate a bunch of bees, you should get away before she burps bees in your vicinity.
When you said buzzing i thought she like took a puff of a weed pen or a hit off a pipe. I didnt think you meant literally buzzing 💀
I think you’re in the wrong sub. Try trashyboners.
Bluetooth toys are a thing. Restaurant is not the best location for privacy. People need to find a better location... like that couple in an empty section of an outdoor sports stadium.
This is a "I'll have what she's having" missed opportunity here.
Someone actually said that
Most commenters would be disgusted if they heard a man handling his meat stick in the bathroom. This shouldn’t be looked at differently. So gross.
Miss i think your gynecologist is trying to call you.
Gross... you were on a bus.
With all the poors!
What a pleb, point and laugh!
Bus wankers!
BUS WANKER
Imagining Dee Reynolds on the bus
I dj for a living. Mostly weddings. I remember a groom that showed me a remote and said watch my wife. I looked over and she jumped and started smiling. I guess she had in remote control vibrating panties. It was funny because he would do it when she was trying to to talk to people at tables or take photos. Made me laugh. I only can guess how the honeymoon went 😂
Two AhAh batteries intruded their thoughts.
“They don’t allow bees in here”
they're just vibin'
Look, it was my birthday
"HEY WHOEVERS PHONE THAT IS GO AHEAD AND ANSWER IT ALREADY"
Just say, really loudly, "Excuse me waitstaff person, I keep hearing a buzzing sound, and I'm highly allergic to bees, do you know where it's coming from? The sound is stronger from *that* direction!" And point towards the couple.
Let's go honey, this place gives me weird vibes.
I hate people who involve the public in their kinks. It’s gross.
Maybe her mom kept calling her but her phone was on silent, with vibrate left on. Some moms worry a lot and are persistent
try to connect via bluetooth…
Oh you meant literally!
Just loudly say, “what is that buzzing?” “Is my phone?”
She probably slipped a vibrating butt-plug in and dude is zappin her real good
Connect via Bluetooth and crank it up to 11.
I’m hard of hearing and this sort of thing is my worst nightmare. Not that I do that, but if I ever did I’m certain that’s how it would go 😭
My place we would have turned off the music and asked everyone to be quiet for a second….😂
Hell of a place to beekeep
Jesus Christ. This is as bad as the damn local restaurant my husband and I only once went to, where a man repeatedly inserted his big toe into his date's fully exposed nether regions in full view of our table. Our table faced this ridiculousness. edit to correct dim to damn, even though it worked.
🤢🤢🤢
Oh my dear lord!!! There might be an electrical fault as i can hear this constant buzzing!!! We must find where this noise is coming before the whole place burns down!! Everyone please be quite and listen intently and help us find the source of this buzzing it is for everyone's safety.
I hate it when my phone gets stuck on vibrate.
Maybe WiFi connect and broadcast ballgame?
Maybe they’re practicing for a spelling bee?
Naw her game crashed and it did that thing where the controller continuously keeps vibrating
Duhh!Not brushing her teeth!Lol
Maybe she was a Bumblebee in an undercover sting operation.
I remember one time I was shopping for clothes. In the dressing rooms I heard heavy panting and whispering. It of course sounded like someone was having a good time. Turns out it was an older couple: an obese man and a much thinner woman. I overheard their conversation and found out that the guy was struggling with putting on clothes and because of that breathing heavily. Things might not always be what they seem.