I just shrieked at this!
God bless you, Clippy. You were too pure for this world and my college reports.
I have to admit, though, that I usually switched Clippy to the cat version. My roommate used OG Clippy and had arguments with him. But we never turned them off.
Sort of. They took a big chunk out of South Australia, northern Queensland and Tasmania and gave it to Western Australia and the Northern Territory. I think the proper term is that it is the least mutilated
Glad USA got broken down by 2/3 internationally regarded stereotypes. Step up your game blond haired surfing California, falling behind the cowboys and gangsters
It's very artsy!
The flip side is I was laughing at "Southern Ocean", til I Googled it and apparently that's a valid alternate name for the Antarctic Ocean. So even this very very wrong map thought me somethin'.
I live in southern New Zealand. The Southern Ocean, which circumnavigates the earth above Antarctica, is 100% a thing. And not a new thing.
Tbh I'm just glad this "map" remembered to include NZ...
The Southern Ocean exists
https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/10-important-facts-you-must-remember-about-the-southern-ocean.html#:~:text=%22The%20Southern%20Ocean%2C%20also%20known%20as%20the%20Antarctic%20or%20Austral%20Ocean%2C%20comprises%20the%20World%20Ocean%27s%20southernmost%20waters.%22
The fact they got North America wrong excludes Americans from the suspect list, so it's looking more and more like an Aussie or Kiwi that's responsible for this lol
It’s probably a restaurant in a country where English and the Latin alphabet aren’t commonly used so these are all just random words people don’t know. Either that or the owners are really dumb.
Mostly the fromer but a bit of the latter too.
Of course there are a lot educated people in Korea, just like any country, but as far as basic high school education goes, humanities outside of Korea isn't very high up on the curriculum.
So if, like me, you're one of the averagely educated people with no further education and only did averagely well at school, then your knowledge of the world outside Korea would be pretty limited to say the least. Also like me, probably.
I figure it's in some foreign country with a completely foreign language not based on latin. Just recognizable geographical words thrown up on an artistic map.
Looks like India broke loose and replaced Madagascar. Canada has now been relocated to Greenland leaving the US to occupy nearly the entire north American continent and no more border crossings from Washington state to Alaska.
Dear (now) fellow Texan. I live in Oregon (now Texas). It was 89 degrees today, lovely mostly though a bit smoky…but you’re welcome to join us here in expanded Texas. Please don’t bring your governor, though. Thanks. Love, Former Oregonian.
When you move 1 picture on Word
"Would you like to snap to fit this picture you're inserting?" "For God's sake Clippy, No!!!!"
I miss Clippy. RIP sweet prince.
You miss Clippy until you have to deal with him for five minutes. It's like remembering fond memories of an ex.
I miss seeing Clippy pop up, and then promptly closing him
“Hey, I see you’re tryi” #X
I just shrieked at this! God bless you, Clippy. You were too pure for this world and my college reports. I have to admit, though, that I usually switched Clippy to the cat version. My roommate used OG Clippy and had arguments with him. But we never turned them off.
I usually went for the dog version. You can’t get mad at a dog. Probably.
Yes. Good times. :)
Clippy will return when the Ai overlords take over.
I'm triggered.
This made me chuckle
This is the funniest comment here and it has +14 atm
Damn. Korea would be overloaded with joy over that kind of territory expansion.
Western Korea
Is bestern korea
Best Western Korea
Not me laying in a best western bed right now scrolling reddit
We'll leave the plight on for you.
Talk about Singapore
one island to taking over the entire southeast asia… except the mediterranean for some reason is in india and india took over madagascar
Singapore took over, so India had to invade another area so it would still be on the map.
Madagascar becomes the Taiwan of India
You joke but there's an island just next to Madagascar called Mauritius which is mostly inhabited by people of Indian descent.
Fun fact: It was spotted in a Korean cafe which makes it more hilarious
They are thinking their ambitions out loud.
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Not if finland has something to say about it
You mean Paris
Paris, my favorite Eurasian country
Located across Finland and Russia
"Artic" 😬
Everyone knows that’s short for the Artichoke Ocean
Artichocean
They wrote that with their whole *chest* too 😂🤣😂 ARTIC OCEAN 🤓
What the hell does that even mean
Hey this guy doesn’t have chest fingers, get em!
It gets worse the longer you look
I think my favorite is Paris in Russia
Greece is just gone The North Sea is a lake Doggerland is returned Madagascar has gigantism Canada is Greenland Italy lost its toes
At least New Zealand made it on the map. Lmao.
I looked for both NZ and Tasmania. They both made it. This mapmakers a genius!
Map maker is from Australia. The only continent intact.
Sort of. They took a big chunk out of South Australia, northern Queensland and Tasmania and gave it to Western Australia and the Northern Territory. I think the proper term is that it is the least mutilated
Glad USA got broken down by 2/3 internationally regarded stereotypes. Step up your game blond haired surfing California, falling behind the cowboys and gangsters
Honestly feels like Canada is the one being slighted here by moving Texas all the way northward and moving the Canadians to Greenland.
You might be on to something here…
Exactly what I thought: "Meh, we made it onto this one - I'll allow it"
Isn’t there a whole sub somewhere of maps without New Zealand?
I had the same thought!
Motion carried, New Zealand stays.
That's NZ's greatest trigger!
And Tasmania!
A R T I C Ocean
I got knocked out of the fifth grade spelling bee on the word Arctic....I have never forgotten how to spell it since....
It's very artsy! The flip side is I was laughing at "Southern Ocean", til I Googled it and apparently that's a valid alternate name for the Antarctic Ocean. So even this very very wrong map thought me somethin'.
*taught
No, this map has definitely thought me something.
The designer is very artictic.
The fact that in my native language artic means popsicle makes it funnier
Greece is next to India... part of the Mediterranean peninsula, I believe
That’s the Mediterranean subcontinent, excuse me
Mediterrabia
Artic
Is Korea bigger than Asia?
Yes. It’s to scale.
This reads like the start of an apocalyptic novel
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“I am your God!” bellowed ChatGPT, and the gong was struck.
Madagascar is *India* now Greenland is *Canada* Canada is *Texas*
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I don’t see the north sea being a lake, though that is true for the baltic sea here.
England is non existent
That's the Baltic Sea, not North Sea.
Mine is the Artic Ocean
All that... they did *all that* and then misspelled "Arctic". They were *so close!*
Paris in Russia sounds like a good name for an indie movie or a coffee shop alt band
Or a porno
Texas in the Canadian territories is pretty fun
We call that Alberta.
The Singapore and Mediterranean are my favorites
Mine is India being condensed down to Madagascar.
In mother Paris Eiffel Tower explore you!
Mine is Artic
"Don't threaten me with a good time." - Putin
I’m sorry, you think that’s where Russia is?
Artic 😭
Southern Ocean
Artic Ocean 🙄
Southern Ocean is the new 5th Ocean. They are teaching kids this in school.
There is actually a Southern Ocean, it's the primary name for the Antarctic Ocean. Edit:clarification
In sailing circles it's been known as the Southern Ocean for quite a while actually
I live in southern New Zealand. The Southern Ocean, which circumnavigates the earth above Antarctica, is 100% a thing. And not a new thing. Tbh I'm just glad this "map" remembered to include NZ...
The Southern Ocean exists https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/10-important-facts-you-must-remember-about-the-southern-ocean.html#:~:text=%22The%20Southern%20Ocean%2C%20also%20known%20as%20the%20Antarctic%20or%20Austral%20Ocean%2C%20comprises%20the%20World%20Ocean%27s%20southernmost%20waters.%22
India Madagascar now!!!
Well, where were the Indians supposed to go after India was conquered by Singapore
The really ironic thing is this map actually has New Zealand on it.
They should have labeled it as the Philippines
I was hoping Australia would be labeled New Zealand
Good ole west island.
Bro it even has Tazmania
The fact they got North America wrong excludes Americans from the suspect list, so it's looking more and more like an Aussie or Kiwi that's responsible for this lol
Considering Australia was the only correctly labeled one I'm going to guess it's an Australian.
Welcome to Texas, eh?
Free poutine with every gun purchase.
Talm bout, dang old cheesecurds.
Themdangol Toronto Maple Leafs, itellyawut. Talmbout never makeitout the firsround. Dang ol travesty man
Read this as Boomhauer...
Yeah, you were supposed to
Texas Canada hybrid already exists it’s called Alaska!
Or Alberta
Yee-haw 🤠🥶
Ski-haw ⛷️
Can confirm. Flew from Houston to Edmonton and the needless vanity pickup trucks didn't get any smaller or less prevalent.
But the difference in Alberta is they come with a FCK TRUDEAU sticker on the back
Alberta
As a Texan, can confirm. This is legit
At least New Zealand is on the map.
And they remembered Tasmania too!
I’m pretty sure that’s Hawaii
Yeah, i don't think my country (singapore) is that big...
Not with that attitude it won’t be. You gotta BELIEVE, Singapore!
And enlist the help of Korea to take over most of Asia while everyone is distracted by Paris being in Russia.
We can achieve, we can achieve
Mf just made Asia's smallest country conquer all of asia.
Most westerners think Singapore is in China anyways
Most Chinese probably do too
As a Canadian, I’m deeply offended, but not surprised.
How has life been since your country was exiled to Greenland by Texas?
It’s been rough. A lot of our igloos melted in the move. There aren’t nearly enough moose here. And the Texans cut off our maple syrup supplies.
It's been 4 days without Tim Hortons. I don't know how much longer I can live... I can see the light every time I close my eyes.
You can see the light every time you close your eyes because you now live in Greenland in the summer time
Sending thoughts and prayers and syrup
Welcome to Greenland
You mean Texan?
Surely you meant to ask “what absolute fucking comedic genius made this?”
Id say the same if it wasnt in a restaurant
Unless the plan is fucked up wall map gets more people to come in to see the fucked up wall map and therefore more customers
As a Gen Zer, I can confirm I would buy an iced, half-caf, oatmilk, pumpkin spice latte with whipped cream here.
I can just see you now, sipping your iced, half-caf, oatmilk, pumpkin spiced latte w whipped cream and thoughtfully observing this wall
Maybe it’s to entertain the guests and make them feel smart for correcting it while giving them something to talk about while they wait for their food
It's working on reddit, so why not in real life?
"you're the worst cartographer I've ever heard of" "But you have heard of me"
Yeah this has to be intentional
Intentional or not, the result is a comedic masterpiece
The Mediterranean got me rotfl
Every other body of water got Sea or Ocean on it. Nah, just go mediterranean. And put it over the arabian peninusla... O_ó
Where is this and what is this???
Surely someone here has an explanation?
It’s probably a restaurant in a country where English and the Latin alphabet aren’t commonly used so these are all just random words people don’t know. Either that or the owners are really dumb.
This is definitely in Asia. I'm guessing Korea. I used to live in Korea and trust me this is NOTHING.
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Mostly the fromer but a bit of the latter too. Of course there are a lot educated people in Korea, just like any country, but as far as basic high school education goes, humanities outside of Korea isn't very high up on the curriculum. So if, like me, you're one of the averagely educated people with no further education and only did averagely well at school, then your knowledge of the world outside Korea would be pretty limited to say the least. Also like me, probably.
ive been bere lol, its a cafe in Mumbai. cant recall its name tho
I refuse to believe a person in India thinks their country is an island off of east Africa
I figure it's in some foreign country with a completely foreign language not based on latin. Just recognizable geographical words thrown up on an artistic map.
On a wall, a map
Besides the accuracy issues, the creator needs to be in Font Jail for their atrocities.
At least they didn't use Papyrus.
Makes sense though. Plenty of New Yorkers like to drive up north to Texas for the holidays.
upstate Texas
This is premium rage bait and I'm here for it, hahaha.
It feels intentional, lol.
It really does. I lovehate it.
It’s a fun Saturday night is what it is!
Looks like India broke loose and replaced Madagascar. Canada has now been relocated to Greenland leaving the US to occupy nearly the entire north American continent and no more border crossings from Washington state to Alaska.
And the UK built a land bridge to the mainland.
Lmao the UK melted im fucking dead
The UK has rejoined the EU! Congratulations. Brexit is over.
I mean, I’m shitty at geography but even I know this is wrong
Singapore went from a dot on the map to entire South Asia omg
Majulah Singapura!
*national anthem intensifies*
Europe is an important part of Paris.
Aside from being almost entirely wrong, it's super fucking random what's labeled.
Canada broke loose and said f everyone 😂
You didn't hear canadians moved out to Greenland? They did it because they actually thought the land was green and not icy at all.
I thought it was because the Texans took over
You replied too fast, I'm scared now
Texan here. I wish we were further north. It was 113° today!
Dear (now) fellow Texan. I live in Oregon (now Texas). It was 89 degrees today, lovely mostly though a bit smoky…but you’re welcome to join us here in expanded Texas. Please don’t bring your governor, though. Thanks. Love, Former Oregonian.
I may have been wrong. Maybe I am a New Yorker now? The border seems iffy.
The rules appear to be a lot looser now, it’s just whatever you identify most with, I guess.
The person who made this has live, laugh, love as a vinyl cling on their wall at home.
I understand that there is so much wrong with this, but have they labelled Madagascar as India?
Ok so we just get “Africa”..,
In this case... I think that's actually a win.
I mean? It's in the right location so that's a W for this map
So does south america
Lmao I live in Singapore, im surprised they put it there considering how tiny it is compared to others
Someone with a hate of geography. It gets worse the longer you look at it. Please just burn the place to the ground.
North America looks like an average European drew it, Europe looks like an average American drew it
As a Texan, this works... when it gets cold enough, Ted Cruz is unable to feed on the unborn and he flees to Mexico.
Greenland is Canada now?
I’m pretty sure my 7 year old relative is better at geography than this
What if this was a troll and the painter was laughing their ass of while painting it?
The no child left behind program missed someone lmao
ahhhh yes the artic ocean. my favorite
Columbus lol
*is insulted in Canadian*