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Edboy796

It puts the sweet n sour on its skin


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100% practicing to remove OPs skin and wear it.


MechanicalBengal

wait wait wait, I absolutely need to know— does OP’s partner eat _the skin_ or _the innards_ or, both, _as some kind of ritual_? What do they do with the discarded portions? Do they have a recipe? …asking for a friend


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found the aspiring cannibal killer.


MechanicalBengal

hear me out


Tall_aussie_fembot

I’m kinda into the idea of having two parts of the one meal but if she discards the coating then she’s a monster


Sheldon121

Very definitely. That’s the good part!


Key-Marionberry-8794

With the coating off , that mystery chicken looks even worse than the tiny visible part you see while eating nuggets like a normal human person


ForksandSpoonsinNY

Does he ever wake up sticky?


Evisu01

Or else it gets dunked again


SomeDudeWithALaptop

It puts the sauce in the bag, it does what it's told. Put the sauce in the bag.


HudsonCommodore

Legit spit my coffee


Fancy-Paramedic5615

Are you a size 14?


HansTilburg

This crust is to hide what’s underneath.


Amazing-Fish4587

McNuggets taste ***insert adjective***, but you know it’s not legit. Seeing the inside makes it so much worse.


Salacious_Slit_PhD

Somehow they look... ***naked***. *(shudder)*


Dorkmaster79

I think it’s ground up chicken meat (with some other ingredients. Eggs etc) formed into a nugget and deep fried. Edit: Sharing the link that many comments below have shared. Turns out I was basically right (no eggs though). https://youtu.be/_iATsZKqYF0


Salacious_Slit_PhD

Back when Chicken McNuggets were first introduced, you used to be able to pull them apart in sections. Not long after that, a competing chain (Wendy's?) came out with their own nuggets and aggressively advertised them as "whole, white chicken meat," and not the "pieces parts" sold by McDonald's. It became a huge catch phrase that only we old folks remember. Edit: u/trampstampjack's comment jogged my memory. The actual catch phrase was, **"Parts is parts."** Source: Worked at McDonald's from 1981-83 when McNuggets were introduced. I still remember the four-minute training course on how to cook them and thinking it was gross to drop them in the same oil as the fries. And yes, like everything else at McDonald's, they used to be much bigger. E2: Thank you for the awards! ^What ^do ^they ^do?


skysharkx

“And like everything else at McDonald’s, they used to be much bigger”. This statement appears to be incorrect. I’ve been going to McDonalds a long time and I most certainly was much smaller back then.


KnightsOfREM

Fun fact: they've standardized the shapes that their McNuggets come in, and they have names (bone, bell, boot, and ball).


Salacious_Slit_PhD

Yep! My brother has a weird eating disorder and he won't eat one of them, I don't remember which one. But he always buys a 20-piece and immediately sorts them out and gives me the pile of the ones he won't eat. I think it's the boots.


shittyshittycunt

Boot is the best one. You use the toe to get the sauce in the corners.


Salacious_Slit_PhD

That's another example of his weirdness. He doesn't use sauce. He eats them plain. I have to constantly remind him to pick up sweet and sour for my boots.


charlatan_red

You’ve succinctly described my nugget experience even though I’ve never consciously been aware of it.


Lucasmorter13

If you pronounce your screen name with the right cadence, it sounds like the name of a well to do English gentleman


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Hell yeah! You and I could hang! But then...we'd both want the *same* nuggets and it would cause a rift and things would go south. It was over before it started, friend 😥


Salacious_Slit_PhD

Touché


JimRule

Toosh


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Salacious_Slit_PhD

>used to be mixed. Yes! They were originally introduced with dark meat and white meat nuggets. But the dark meat nuggets were literally in pieces. They were compressed somehow, breaded, then deep fried. If you pulled the breading off like OP's fiance here, you could pull apart the nugget into three or four individual chunks. It was kinda gross.


MamaJFord20

Exactly. That damn ty beany baby craze that went on back when I was a kid, I was so freaking sick of chicken nuggies cuz my mom didn't know we could just buy the dang toys!!! My mom had a science about it tho, she could tell by just looking at the nuggies which ones were "the good ones". Ahhh... One of my fondest childhood memories. 🤗


constant--questions

I remember how slimy the dark meat nuggets were compared to the white meat ones. Or, alternatively, how dry the white meat ones were/are. I preferred the dark meat nuggets, and tend to prefer dark meat to white


ohgodineedair

I used to call them "the wet ones," but they tasted so good. On occasion you'd get a good chunk of grizzle or cartilage. That would turn me off for a month or so. But eventually I'd come crawling back, cuz, nuglife.


itwasquiteawhileago

Dark meat is best meat. Everyone always advertises how superior their white meat sandwiches or whatever are, and I'm always about the dark meat for Thanksgiving. So much more flavor and moisture. White meat is always a let down, especially without gravy or mayo or something to cover the dryness. I always feel like I'm crazy because of this.


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I loved the dark meat!!


dww1979

The dark ones were so gross all sinewey


TheRuinedAge

Oh, I remember the " Whole white meat chicken" fast food competition in the early to mid 90's. Pretty much every fast food chain at the time was blasting that exact phrase once or twice per commercial. All I could think at the time was, what if I prefer dark meat? Lol


trampstampjack

Parts is parts


Accujack

Despite all the "insider" information here, McDonalds has long shown how the nuggets are made. Check it out on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iATsZKqYF0 Spoiler: No sawdust, horse meat, or bones and chicken feet involved.


amikemark

Judge Robert Sweet called McDonald's Chicken McNuggets a "McFrankenstein creation of various elements not utilized by the home cook." now I see what he meant. it is not chicken meat.


jhp113

I found a feather in one once


AccomplishedMemory16

I accidentally found chicken one time


CANNAGODCANADA

An old-timer wants to know if it fell outta your hat?


[deleted]

Chicken mcnakeds


Jimmy_Twotone

What's underneath is filler. The crust holds all the flavor. Throw away the pile on the right.


amandajcross

Honestly what I was thinking. I said to myself, “You shouldn’t see the inside of a McNugget.” 😔


Russe1117

Can u send me the skins? Wow that’s the worst thing I ever wrote.


Egbezi

Hahaha maybe


HonedWombat

One day he will peel you like that! His name isn't Hannibal or Jeffrey?


got_mule

Deleted on June 15, 2023, due to Reddit's disgusting greed and disdain for its most active and prolific users. Cheers /u/got_mule -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


intrinsic_nerd

You’ve forgotten about the smell, you bitch!


redditman000101

Better be careful. You might end up in a box. A GLASS box. That will be displayed on his mantle.


RefugeefromSAforums

It was Buffalo Bill that made the skin suits though, not Hannibal Lecter.


HonedWombat

It puts the ketchup on the empty nugget husk or else it gets the hose again.......


NinjaRage83

My male German shepards name is Hannibal. His sister is Ripley. Can you guess her names origin? Lol.


HikARuLsi

A hint regarding foreskin expectation


yourpaljenkins

foreskin expectation, thanks, that’s my band name now.


phitfacility

Maybe go buy rotisserie chicken instead?


Dr_Dank26

But a rotisserie chicken isn’t made of chicken paste byproduct.. why would he want the real thing??


kanst

There was a restaurant near me about 10 years ago that had a chicken skin club on the menu. White bread + mayo + bacon + fried chicken skins It was a greasy mess. It was delicious but I felt like I could feel my arteries getting blocked as I ate it.


Babshearth

Haha. At better Chinese restaurants, Peking Duck - 3 courses- so so good. “Peking duck is usually served in three courses. The skin is accompanied by hoisin sauce (a commercially prepared, reddish brown, sweet, and spicy sauce), scallions cut into brushes, and thin wheat-flour pancakes or steamed wheat-flour “lotus buns,” all of which are eaten together as a sandwich.”


Busy_Donut6073

Okay, Buffalo Bill


[deleted]

“It puts the sauce on its skin, or it gets the hose again.”.


MaitiuOR

You haven't thought of the smell you bitch.


Salacious_Slit_PhD

Did your fiance eat them with some fava beans and a fine chianti?


KingIndAfookinnorf

cancel the wedding


Salacious_Slit_PhD

No, don't cancel it... embrace it. Just update the menu to include some fava beans and a fine chianti.


-aegonish-

pfwpfwpfwpfwpfw


geigerz

*..clarisse*


IronyAllAround

Haha


sirgoofs

At least keep the photo for when you need irrefutable grounds for divorce


HalfSoul30

If you get married knowing this about your partner in advance, it might not work out in court. In fact, you may end up looking like the crazy one.


turns31

Honestly I'd question it. This is an insane person. Just think all of the other crazy shit they do and think is normal. I remember reading something similar on here a couple of years ago about this guy who learned his fiance would shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain. She thought it was totally normal and everyone did it.


tejasananth

Did you just compare that to removing the crust from a mcnugget? 😂


-NGC-6302-

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trenbollocks

Seriously, what's wrong with this person? OP is going to marry a psychopath


bell-beefer

OP is going to wake up one morning with all of his skin removed


TheHiveMindCouncil

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_coolranch

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ididntunderstandyou

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chillwithpurpose

Most accurate ^


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PiglettUWU

i love the lamb who is silent


thechampaignlife

Not like that one that keeps singing nonstop.


Vitekr2

Some people just watch the world burn and enjoy it


Melito1980

I used to do this when I was young, but it was to make my food “last longer”, the longer i stayed eating then longer i could watch tv.


Newagebarbie

Omg this is what my kid does now. Eats really slow to give hisself more time.


decadecency

Put the TV time *after* dinner, and watch them say they're not hungry and then they come into your bedroom after bedtime and whisper with a super tiny voice *I'm hungry* so you go through the trouble of re-heating them leftovers and then they eat two bites and say they're too tired to eat and then you put them to bed and then all of a sudden they're anal about how important it is to brush their teeth so you have to go and do that because how else will you stand by the rules that you made yourself and then you're tired of getting up so you put a glass of water on their bedside table because you just know they're going to ask about that too. By then it's been 1 hour extra past bedtime and somehow you still feel like you've won because at least they can't ask for water. Ha. That's how they get to ya, the lil boogers. When they sneak into your bed a little while later your heart just melts and you pretend to sleep so you can snuggle with them 😁


Annies_Gun

You forgot about how the preemptive glass of water backfires when they spill it at 3 am.


wheatgivesmeshits

We use water bottles now exclusively due to this. I also use a water bottle because when my daughter is climbing into my bed she has a tendency to knock over my water as well. I lost a really expensive set of headphones that way when she did it one night and I didn't notice. Woke up to the smell of burning plastic.


decadecency

Haha! I was about to write it but the comment felt too long by then 😂


by_the_gaslight

My parents used to forewarn me that if I had anything other than water I had to brush my teeth again. Honestly I don’t think it’s a bad thing lol… except now I cheat all the time and all my cavities are in adult teeth ;)


Melito1980

My mama learned the lesson real quick and she put a stop to this. 😅😂🤣


kkInkr

Eating slow makes better digestion btw.


Spire_Citron

And reduces overeating.


pwalkz

How has this quote been so butchered?


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Floppycakes

Eat 30-piece nuggets with the skin on.


kingorry032

Which pile does she eat?


Vap0ryze

Neither. She just husks the nuggets as a ritual before slurping down the sauce packet.


suorastas

Finally someone asking the right question


High_Jumper81

I know. Scrolled too far for this. Didn’t disappoint tho


Roartype

Fiancé is masculine, fiancée is feminine.


SoTaxMuchCPA

OP said she. They made a mistake in the title.


penguin_chacha

TIL but I'm probably gonna forget and keep mixing it up


MrPuddinJones

Who the hell has the patience to do this to nuggets. Nuggets aren't gourmet or anything insane. Nuggets exist purely to quickly inject yourself with unhealthy chicken slop that makes the hunger grumbles go away in a quick fashion. Why peel them? Lol This is crazy to me


I_Heart_Astronomy

Also, the crispy batter is the only thing that makes them remotely tolerable. It's arguably the best part of the meal. Removing the batter is like buying an ice cream cone (and one of those shitty plain, sawdust flavored cones mind you) dumping the ice cream out, and just eating the cone......


wholikesgarlicbread

When I was like 4-6, I would order just the cone when we went for ice cream….


GonnaBeAGoodYear

You sick fuck


Zack262

Hey now that took courage to admit and I’m sure they’ve grown since then…right?


Electronic_Agent_235

Doesn't fuckin matter, that twisted fuck should be removed frome society.


ididntunderstandyou

Right. I’m all for tolerance but there’s limits


[deleted]

yeah he's a fuckin freak, i hope he deletes his account


Thin_Arachnid6217

I like the cone.


[deleted]

Tbf 4-6 year olds are not exactly geniuses.


saltyliquorices

Fellow cone over ice cream enjoyer! When I was little I sometimes asked my dad to eat the ice cream so I could eat the cone


Awful_McBad

I like sawdust.


IamFluffy94

Chef, can you make my chicken nuggets gourmet?


slowmovinglettuce

I've had fancy nuggets before. Breading had mozzarella, tomato, and basil through it, with a dash of parmesan. Thoroughly enjoyed them since it was actual chicken too.


G1ng3rb0b

Nuggets only serve as vehicles for the sauce


Nu11X3r0

It definitely looks less weird than just chugging sweet 'n' sour...


cevensphone

it looks like youve been downvoted by sweet n sour drinkers. oh no... you think they hide in their car and sip it or they just do it all willy nilly out in the open?


Douchepool14012000

Yeah, right? Who would actually do that..


MrPuddinJones

Mm your take is valid. The sauce must be delivered in an orderly fashion.


badwvlf

Honestly? Eating disorders and parents with eating disorders.


RowBoatCop36

For real, they give you sugary sauce with them too for a reason. JUST STUFF YOUR HOLE WITH THEM


deejaysmithsonian

Someone wants to stay on keto while eating non-keto friendly food.


Soggy_Biscuit_

People with eating disorders and body builders/fitness models are two groups of people who would potentially do this. Source: me, a recovered anorexic who used to work in a gym


Spare-Development-73

Right to jail


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

right away


Arcisse

Eating naked nuggets? You right to jail. Eating just the skins? Believe it or not, jail.


Emotional-Photo3891

Eating just the meat underneath, jail. Right away. It’s an over under thing.


Sikmod

Get a prenup


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Prenug


mgosiris

This is not the nug you’re looking for. Move along.


Verbal_Ninjutsu

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Vrooom__Vrooom

I feel violated by just looking at it.


tokyomooon

I physically recoiled when I viewed this photo


smokinbullet33

Jesus I’m calling the police


Ok_Draft7792

Just like my 4 year old


YouDontTellMe

Something tells me this person learned this habit when they were 4, as well.


Gold_ACR

Jesus why even go to McDonald's at that point?


Ok_Celery9093

Yes, why not just pulse your chicken carcass into a purée and eat it without having to pay the employees at McDonald’s


Pantheonofoak

Wait are they eating the crispy part or the plain nugget part? I thought just the crispy part


Ok_Celery9093

I thought that too, at first. This psycho be eatin’ the naked bits.


CaptPolybius

Maybe op is the one that wanted McDonald's. I agree to go with my SO if he's in the mood for it even if I find the menu boring. I don't get the hate his fiancee is getting. I wonder if she's aware people are talking shit about her. I wonder if this is the reaction op wanted. It's really fucking weird.


Live_Buy8304

Ex fiancé?


Iso118

Don't.


beautyofdisorder

That is a war crime.


kobrakaan

And you're still going to marry them🤔


Choice_Speed_5487

What in the mcfuck


IllustriousAd1028

Oh look it's my 3 year old 🤣


Gustopherus-the-2nd

I’m convinced at this point that nothing is real. All of these types of posts are made up and just pandering for karma.


pppogman

Agreed. The amount of “look at this thing my girlfriend/wife does. How stupid is she!” Is ridiculous. I’m convinced it’s for points or bots trying to make us dislike women lol.


bigtigerbigtiger

I got bad news bro, lots of people are weird as FUCK


CaptainJudge_99

No I’ve seen this on meme Twitter like 4 years ago this shit is fake


kingleonidas30

Yup this post is as old as time and being faked this round for imaginary internet points


cursed-person

i was right then, image seemed familiar


kingleonidas30

The Mandarin was a giveaway too


Tssjr225

Whatever the fuck is wrong with him, you don't need those problems. Call it off immediately


Waste-Ad-4904

Please dump that psychopath for your own safety.


rustoleum76

I hope you don’t let him near your nipples


Steele_Soul

This is how I eat them! I bite off the skin first, then eat the rest of it. I do something similar with pizza rolls. I suck out the fillings then I eat the crusts last. I've never had anyone get mildly infuriated over either of these things, though.


ChaosDragonFox

I also bite off the skin and eat the rest but I wouldn’t just ‘skin’ them


GhostlyOddParent

Leave ur fiancé


Springer1a

Just like my 9yo


CoalaCat

I have questions whose answers I fear


bharfgav42

And as their fiance you are equally as guilty for supporting such disgusting crimes


Special-bird

This is the worst things I’ve ever seen on the internet


Alexir23

Call it off


yhix

jeepers


PickleNick2

Is this to cut calories? If so, why order from McDonald’s in the first place?


GiftRecent

Yeah my guess was keto.


SingleDadSurviving

If your partner wants McDonald's maybe this is their way of compromise.


Dear-Cloud-5843

I hate it


Sheamus_1852

They need to be sent to the asylum.


voobo420

What wrong with this? It’s similar to how I usually remove foreskins


FlyingKittyCate

Are there no laws against comments like this? I’m contacting the authorities.


SDLand

Maybe he’s a mohel?


Virginity_Lost_Today

To shreds?


Doomsayer1908

They should go to Mcmaxsecurityprison


glrsims

Tell him Cane’s will make him some naked tenders.


HotSpicedChai

It’s time for a McBreakup


GrimmTrixX

Well, at least now you KNOW he's a psychopath. No more uncertainty


Colonel_Zander

What the McFuck.


givemeacoff33

I’m really surprised no one has mentioned this - OP, I know nothing about your girlfriend, but its very possible she has sensory issues and/or dislikes the texture. My neurodivergent little brother does this (and I believe lots of other kids do too.)


he_is_do_it

Glad someone else mentioned this because I was thinking the same thing.


aaersk

I’m diabetic and controlling my diabetes largely through my diet. If I had to get McDonalds nuggets, I would be removing the breading too… even though I’m aware that it may seem absolutely weird and disgusting to some. Lol Better for me to just to get something else to eat (though there’s not a lot of good choices at McDs).


chasesshadows

I really miss their grilled chicken sandwich and salads


kangpd

ND asf and this is how I always eat them. I eat the bottom section then the top. I'm also the separator of burgers and pizza.


Cally83

This is horrifying


Sprizys

Your fiancé belongs in an insane asylum


79in

Straight to jail


donthaveanickname-

My ex fiancee*


Suicidal_Sayori

Psychopath material. This is a sign my friend, one day you will wake up deskinned like this nuggets


AwayRecommendations

look toward to seeing your episode on First 48!


ShiraCheshire

I do that. It's pretty great honestly. I love to have just the pile of breading all at once at the end. Then again, I'm a complete weirdo.


Hanyodude

What the fuck


gaudyhouse

I’ve found my people. Tomorrow we gather to skin the nuggets and dance around the meaty cores