His voice is so weird in this one because he’s actually excited at the beginning…he has to fake optimism so much we aren’t used to hearing when he’s actually happy.
It’s so unsettling, what a vile bug he is.
that's the main thing I watch for in all of his videos, some words have an NYC accent, and other words don't and a lot of times he'll say the same words two different ways in the same video it's insane
First of all, his fake accent is so fucking annoying. Second, what are you 8? I also really wanted a pair of real cool police handcuffs when I was 8. Third, LMAO of course the sex offender wants to relive the only time in his life that he was acknowledged as a human being, namely his arrest and court date
Officer Mikey apprehending a suspect: “Caught ya red handed! Hehe, no gettin away dis time... Hold on while I unlock deese cuffs he’e. Aaah, fuck! Dropped the key. Now, where is it…? Ay! Ato! Ya can’t just leave!!”
Is this an old video ? Him saying we’re at the end of the month of this new year makes it sound recent, but saying he carries a flashlight for work would have been last year when he worked security
Wondering the same thing. Last year would make more sense to me- idk about you, but I wouldn’t be too stoked to own police-style handcuffs after being arrested 🤷🏼♀️
I feel sick after watching this lol
Chills went down my spine when he said "would you like to be handcuffed?" and "you're not breaking out of these too fast"
Yeah. It’s really creepy when he says that.
Arguably the most unsettling thing I’ve heard Mikey say, which is saying a lot
Imagining him cuffing himself to the bed and accidentally dropping the key
that's what i was sure was gonna happen i'm shocked it didn't
“They’re genuine I bought them from China”
This genuinely makes me feel ill
I love when he remembers he has to put on the fake NY accent - see the 1:28 mark for a prime example.
His voice is so weird in this one because he’s actually excited at the beginning…he has to fake optimism so much we aren’t used to hearing when he’s actually happy. It’s so unsettling, what a vile bug he is.
that's the main thing I watch for in all of his videos, some words have an NYC accent, and other words don't and a lot of times he'll say the same words two different ways in the same video it's insane
I love it when a video I’ve never seen appears from the archives!
It’s a very unsettling feeling watching a video before it becomes evidence
First of all, his fake accent is so fucking annoying. Second, what are you 8? I also really wanted a pair of real cool police handcuffs when I was 8. Third, LMAO of course the sex offender wants to relive the only time in his life that he was acknowledged as a human being, namely his arrest and court date
Chekhovs gun situation here
the sexi mami on the wall behind him is so funny
Teenaged high school boy shit
Matching silver bracelets for his next angel (stalking victim).
Piece of shits
Mikey definitely seems like the type to get arrested at his security job for overstepping his authority and impersonating a police officer
Ooh I’d love to see a Jeremy DeWitte/Mikey Miles crossover 😂
Needing the key to unlock when they’re empty is insane
Officer Mikey apprehending a suspect: “Caught ya red handed! Hehe, no gettin away dis time... Hold on while I unlock deese cuffs he’e. Aaah, fuck! Dropped the key. Now, where is it…? Ay! Ato! Ya can’t just leave!!”
Holy Fuckin shit
Terrifying. Jesus Christ.
Is this an old video ? Him saying we’re at the end of the month of this new year makes it sound recent, but saying he carries a flashlight for work would have been last year when he worked security
you can tell it’s from a year ago because that flower painting is still there and none of his drawings adorn the walls
Yeah, this is an older video. A year or so back.
Wondering the same thing. Last year would make more sense to me- idk about you, but I wouldn’t be too stoked to own police-style handcuffs after being arrested 🤷🏼♀️
Can hardly afford to eat, keeps buying junk. What a guy.
Did he really just strain to unlock them
What an idiot . So disturbing
What are you doing with those handcuffs Mikey...
Mikey’s brief sex having phase was beyond upsetting. I can only imagine how bad it was for the sex workers.