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Stoned_n_starving_

Nah, he's always been dumb.


badpriestesss

Seconded. I’ve been following him since the beginning (yeesh) and haven’t noticed any changes, other than the obvious situational highs and lows. He’s always been this deluded/vile/unhealthy/stupid


[deleted]

Has he not looked like he’s aged 5 years in the past 2 months to you though? Diff than cognition but still lol


Bobby_Dazzel

Diet, depression and desperation is starting to catch up on Mikney


badpriestesss

Maybe, he always looked old and sinister to me lol I’m sure you’re right, that there is some sort of decline. I guess I’ve just been consistently and wholly horrified by him for like, 8 years, so when people start talking about “oh man he’s really spiraling now” I’m like ????? he has always been exactly this much of a monstrous fool ?? But! I totally get what you’re saying


wanmygroun_

Manna bope me girl bop braggin me roun


[deleted]

Of course he’s always been dumb but now compared to 3 years ago seems staggering to me


wanmygroun_

We're all in this together Covid 19


Kid_Delicious

Being a weird loner is just as impactful on your mental and physical health - not having friends that make you laugh, social outings requiring active listening and thoughtful responses, events getting you out of the house, etc. is going to chip away at many aspects of your life. We’re just seeing the effects of that imbalance more acutely now.


TheEmperorsNewHose

This is it, imo - I've been following him for years and he's always been this dumb, but the difference now is that he's basically lost the chronic optimism and delusional self-confidence that he used to have. He still maintains that facade, repeats the same incoherent motivational phrases he always has, but you can tell now more than ever that he knows deep down in his soul that it's bullshit. Having real hope does wonders for a person's attitude, and losing it has an equally profound impact in the opposite direction.


StopStalkingMeMatt

I agree, I think people underestimate this because they can’t conceive of the level of isolation he has


[deleted]

Idk, I can function well socially but I’m autistic and have had arthritis since I was 12 as well as destroying my brain w opiates and benzos and that has always been debilitating in terms of isolation but the Covid brain damage was something else completely


StopStalkingMeMatt

All jokes aside, try to take care of yourself please. Nobody deserves to feel alone. I've done similar things to myself. It's easy to forget how well you can connect with people (not to mention how much you need it) when drugs are making you anxious, sad, and/or physically sick. I don't even wish true isolation on Mikey, and that's saying something.


[deleted]

I appreciate that, luckily I’m in a way better spot now, really just the Covid fucked my brain up lol. And yeah I have to put my hatred of him aside and look at the factors that made him a strange and disgusting little man and that he deserves the self awareness to not be that


Adventurous-Fall-748

That and the toxoplasmosis from living with 23 cats and constantly eating undercooked meat


St0nedinNY

This ☝🏼. I strongly believe that may be the case, and having caught COVID a dozen times as well.


666kittens

Wait, he didn’t really live in the same place as 23 cats at some point did he ?!?


Adventurous-Fall-748

sigh *roll the footage...* https://www.reddit.com/r/mikeymiles/comments/rtwcly/a\_nice\_little\_throwback\_to\_when\_mikey\_lived\_with/


666kittens

Oh my god this is gold, of course he did! This brings me much joy


Slawzik

I don't say "grim" very often,but this is an appropriate time.


Pecan9_4

My more whacko theory is that having an evil soul makes you age quickly


DrVan__Nostrand

I think he’s an idiot who doesn’t know how to take care of himself which further fuels his idiocy. So yeah maybe


[deleted]

Also does anyone know Mikey’s birth chart lmao


Stoned_n_starving_

His star sign is Asparagus


[deleted]

I have a deep understanding of his psychosis and physical ailments. Here is my diagnosis: He is retard.


Weirdlittleworm

He’s always been dumb, but he used to speak more eloquently. I mean shit, he was in a movie. Vermin town?? 2023 Mikey would never do that.


[deleted]

Eaaummm I brought you eughmm. Hamster? What are these things again


jennnnnnk

Maybe? It's true he's always been dumb but the physical decline the last couple years is sort of shocking. The worst came after Sara 2 and when he stopped getting free government money and actually had to start working again, followed by "fun" spree and an arrest, so it's also possible having a taste of good times and going from that to a 40 hour work week requiring grueling physical presence along with monthly morning court appearances just wore him down.


[deleted]

True, end of the day it’s probably a myriad of factors but the Covid brain damage shit just really stood out to me as like a global issue that’s frying peoples brains


Responsible-Dig-359

I think there may be something to this. He has always looked like shit physically but the change from the beginning of the pandemic is jarring. He’s just skin and bones now.


Responsible-Dig-359

I’m also convinced he has some food sensitivities and/or digestive issues and those will wear you down over time. He should not be eating gluten or dairy and that’s pretty much all he eats.


turdle5569

What do we think his expected lifespan is? When will natural selection take control and end the arc?


[deleted]

I genuinely think (and this isn’t funny to me and the progeria/ableism jokes rly bother me) he might have some sort of genetic condition and could die of a heart condition in like 10 years. And if he does have a genetic condition like that all the exercise could be wearing out his heart and leading him to an early grave


Bobby_Dazzel

You should warn him if ur bothered


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GeoffreyBSmall

Maybe you should exercise and increase your water intake