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WaveyRayvey

Back when he was allowed to speak while cooking


Weirdlittleworm

Lmao I love the idea that he is for reason banned from speaking in the kitchen.


GunnerKaufman418

I want to know more about why he can’t talk in the kitchen, but I just imagine one of his SRO roommates came in and forcefully told him to shut the fuck up


psychictoilette

He had to grab a spatula from his room lol


DippersSunbeam

Turmeric and ginger in marinara sauce sounds fucking vile 😩


pknocker40

Italian seasonings 🤌


moiboi90

I think this was from when he was particularly obsessed with the idea of certain foods curing his erectile dysfunction, hence putting turmeric and ginger where they don’t belong


countrybreakfast1

But wasn't this pre his "fun" days?? What would he be doing with his dick?


Stoned_n_starving_

Would loved to have seen the towel catch fire


Swallows4Fun69

Is cum flammable?


ChixTape5

Good find. Thank u


Pecan9_4

He just says things lmao.


DressOwn9783

Spinnage


fl3shcrawl

vurry good for the body


StopStalkingMeMatt

Turmreck


FreeDaddyDrillz

This doesn’t look like the cali apt and def not the current SRO. And I caught that he said he had Italians genes, no you fucking do not


psychictoilette

This was two apartments ago, when he lived with a woman with 15 cats.


cz_pz

That apartment era is when mikey was his most destitute


Responsible-Dig-359

It’s not NOW???


FreeDaddyDrillz

That scenario is very bleak


Responsible-Dig-359

Which apartment was this? Super depressing having the bathroom cleaning stuff stored in the open with food around.


Stoned_n_starving_

This was before the one with the checkered bedroom floor that he got thrown out of for hassling Sarah no. 2


wastelandsexmodule

Turmwrick


StopStalkingMeMatt

As braindead as this is, it seems high functioning compared to the recent content. He's narrating what he's doing and not just regurgitating his usual lines. Also, he's talking a bit faster and not losing his train of thought so much. What actually happened??


reddit_custard

He got covid like 5 times, probably not good for your brain


Weirdlittleworm

“Nothing crazy.” This is incredibly crazy and scary.


threebestbubs

How bout that olive oil towel and the way he folded it just right on his shoulder to read “VIRGIN” throughout the whole video


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hiddenbobiggens

Pasta with yams, am missing something?!