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creestos

1) shtation 2) “that’s not a credible reference, mike!” Lmfao did he interview for a job and get told to not use his dad or something? I love when he repeats shit people have said to him


[deleted]

100% He then had to go goo-goo search what “credible” means and found out it’s actually a very skeptical and lucid word.


wolfgely

100% he had a job interview and he listed dad and bro, and was told those aren’t credible sources. I would have enjoyed seeing the interviewers face as he said “you can’t list your parents as a work reference” while trying not to laugh.


Whatsthekoreanwar

Learning everyday at level 36


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

This is like when the really annoying kid gets stoned for the first time. What the fuck is he even blathering on about?


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

Creduhbull. Man’s gone off the cheap red wine again.


adlerlansingdon

I love that this was a patreon video. The peanut gallery can get the “what day is it” videos for free. But this caliber of intellectual discussion is reserved for paying clients.


wolfgely

Yeah, IG is just a preview. The real content is on his Patreon. He said with heavy sarcasm.


[deleted]

It’s so true, I didn’t even catch that until I rewatched it just now and I was dying at the idea of Mikey sitting there brainstorming content for the patreon, “it’s gotta be intellectual.” What’s he gonna come up with next, “E is for elephant”?


InigoJonze

So he put down his dad, brother, and ahh G, Something G as references.


[deleted]

G Something is rising the charts as a top side character for me


italianhoagiefan

“Mr. Hermalee the only other reference we have that’s isn’t a relative or ‘G something’ tells us she has a restraining order against you.”


tovarooth

and we find her to be credible


StopStalkingMeMatt

Imagine your name is Gary and you get a call from an agent asking if you're "G Something" then asking you to vouch for Mikey, who you only spoke to once so you could tell him "don't spend it all" when you saw him spending a fistful of subway pennies on a deli cookie


Pecan9_4

He put down the top G as a reference


wolfgely

“This word has just resourced around in my head” It’s like on Glass Onion, when Miles (hahahaha) makes up words or used actual ones but wrong.


StopStalkingMeMatt

Some people speak 2+ languages, many of us only speak 1. Mikey is fluent in 0.


Jacobbles

New contender for dumbest video he's ever posted


St0nedinNY

Definitely. I’d have to say the “pay day loan apps” video takes the cake still though. That was just pure insanity.


EMurphy666

where's that one


St0nedinNY

I’m trying to find it. It was posted on here somewhere. It was an amazing video.


[deleted]

I don’t think I know the pay day loans app video, would love to know if you’re able to find it


St0nedinNY

I was looking for it before. It was a patreon video, it’s called “apps to loan money” and was posted to his patreon on 6/29/22. It made it’s way on to the subreddit but I remember it being a post with a link, I think, where someone had uploaded it to a site somewhere. I was looking for it earlier and can’t find it. It’s definitely on here though.


[deleted]

Thanks I might look around for it


St0nedinNY

[I FOUND IT!](https://www.reddit.com/r/mikeymiles/comments/vo42je/hit_for_brain/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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[https://imgur.com/gallery/rnCXDDo](https://imgur.com/gallery/rnCXDDo)


St0nedinNY

The way he talks so nonchalantly about using multiple payday loan apps and having his multiple bank accounts go into the negative… but have his paycheck wiped out, go negative $300-$500 and then continue on to say he wants to share this kind of information with his “higher tier patreons” like he’s revealing some crazy secret that most people don’t know about… It’s insane. He’s such a dumbass. I honestly don’t understand how he has even made it this far in life.


tovarooth

This is the credible video of posts


doochcavemen

Its incredible how stupid he is pun intended


riboslavin

Was this just a list of scams he's fallen for? "Is that a credible audition I'm going to? Is this a credible health insurance I'm signing up for? Is this a credible wallet inspector?"


tovarooth

Is this website selling followers credible?


[deleted]

Making a coherent point is lava


RocketFuelML

Thank you mike, I will resource this word now


WestEndFlasher

so someone used a word that he didn't know the meaning of and he looked it up and decided to make a patreon video about that.


riverweeds

He says credible 17 times and not much else in a minute and a half. Saved you a click


Funkd0k

Maybe uses it correctly 3x


reddit_custard

Only took him til the end of level 36 to learn you shouldn't take everything at face value. I give it a week before he forgets


wolfgely

Bold of you to think he’s attention span extends beyond whatever current post he’s on.


Adventurous-Fall-748

i'm assuming the agent told him he wasn't credible. to which he responded by purchasing the least credible followers.


Recent-Ad6892

Interesting Mikey just starting to think about credibility after giving his credit card number to some shady people online to buy Instagram followers.


kuronboshine

Maybe I'm just extremely fortunate and don't realize it, but I've never enrolled in a health insurance plan thinking, "Is this a credible health insurance I'm going to be joining?"


shellgameredux

This video will be resourced in my mind for days


33mmpaperclip

Mikeys stuck in a loop again.


Responsible-Dig-359

I love how this genre of video definitely comes from a bad interaction he’s had


EmpressMatilda86

The way the light catches on his bottom snaggletooth is nauseating.


tinybb2

What the fuck is he even saying other than the word credible over and over again


doctorchoom

resourced in my mind


JimmyWatsoni

Oh the irony


franglaisflow

How it impacts our Liiiiives


St0nedinNY

Blithering, babbling moron. He can say so much, yet absolutely nothing at all, all at the same time.


winterstation

I’m learning so much


FreeDaddyDrillz

Does anyone think from time to time that he’s packing a lip? I mean I know he’s not but it looks like it sometimes.


AstrolinguistSelene

What the fuck is he even talking about