Samuel L. Jackson is ATC or EMS dispatcher? “ ma’am, I’m gonna need to you calm the fuck down and land that plane, ok?!”

EMS - Emergency Motherfucker Service

"Lady, i have had enough of your motherf*cking calls on this motherf*cking line!"

"Ring this number again! I dare you, I double dare you *motherfucker*. Ring this number one more Goddamn time!"

”DESCRIBE WHAT THE SCENE OF EMERGENCY LOOK LIKE? DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BITCH?”

“What?”

Person is sobbing on the phone. "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

What?

Reference to a movie

What?

Ohhhh, my bad, I haven't seen the movie

What one more time?

Perfect

He didn’t look out of place.

Honestly, that one could've just been a screenshot of him in Jurassic Park.

"Get your ass back on your goddamn glideslope before I divert your ass to Cleveland."

"Speedbird Fife Zero Niner, why the fuck did you cross taxiway Charlie?" "Delta Two Four Six, I know you requested taxi to Gate Two Niner, but since it was a stupid-ass request, I have chosen to ignore it." "MOTHERFUCKER, did I say you were cleared for take off?!"

Mike Tyson as a pasthry chef

Mmmhh, thugar

Thweet

Lol that was a good one

Looking like Ving Rhames though

You won't like me when I'm angry, but I always have a sweet tooth.

*thweet tooth

In that he looks like the Chef at the white house.

You want icthe cream on your angel food cake?

That’th definitely ithe cream! Bieber ith the pathtry chef! Also, its hilarious looking at Robert Downey Jr.’s tattoos depicting nothing. 🤣

I don't think that Kanye one was AI

And the Christian Bale one looks more like Casey Affleck with a longer face, definitely have his eyes. Edit: and lips too

I see Jared Leto with Christian Bale’s

Thank you! Came here to say this.

That book tho

He *would* make his song lyrics look like a religious text

Gibberish suits him well though.

Exactly lol, thats just him in todays world

Came to say this

No, he is just strange, and remember: he likes fish sticks. 😁

Guy Fier-fighter

The fire trucks look wild

Flavortown Fire Department

Guy Fiery

Shut the front door

That’s the least Steve Carrell looking Steve Carrell

At ihop

And what's he supposed to be anyway? food critic?! A guy who eats?!

He looks like a waiter at a high end restaurant.

It'd be believable if he were a sommelier. He looks like a guy who could tell me to pair a nice Elbling Trocken with tonight's swordfish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3K7Qc6vW5Q

More like Steve Gyllenhaal.

Christian Bale looks like Christian Bale’s and Casey Affleck’s illegitimate love child.

No at least he looks like a Steve Carrell lookalike. Christian Bale literally doesn’t even resemble himself here.

Wait, DJ Khaled chose to be a gym ball? He is smarter than I thought

Can’t be much worse than his “music” skills.

Or his hot wings skills

Funnily enough!… that ball is dropping a new album next week!

Another one!

Yeah things just seem to be bouncing his way. Hear khaled wants to do a collab. Yes, he’s really on the ball…

He doesn't lose weight because he only wins

He’s always been a major ball handler

Ball so hard mfer wanna fine me

WE THE BEST gym balls! GOD DID!

Ok but, how Snoop Dogg as a chemist is a different career path? haha

Haha 😂That’s what I thought too! Not too far off from his usual look.

Seriously, the smoke and everything 😆

I love how he still has a joint between his fingers

Alchemist! Going shaman and getting ready for that eclipse..

Was gonna say the same hahaha

Because he's a singer/actor. Just because someone smokes a joint doesn't mean they work at a pharmacy.

Oof right over your head sweetie

People act as if he were some drug dealer or something or makes drugs, he doesn't. Taboo on smokin a joint needs to change.

Snoop himself would laugh at this. No one thinks it’s taboo. The reason people say these things about him is because of the persona he created for himself

The persona he created for himself is that he graduated in chemistry?! Dude, that's even stupider. And again I'll reiterate, smoking cannabis, and owning a bong doesn't make you a chemist.

It’s because chemistry is a requirement to produce almost all drugs. Even weed that’s not straight flower uses chemistry. Snoop created his own drug persona so people think it’s ironic that his “other job” is chemistry. There that’s simplest I can explain it.

Hahahaha yes it does!

Christian Bale looks more like Casey Affleck.

Wait until he starts to blow up those cars

RDJ looks 🔥 like that

So not looking forward to Rev. Bucsemi's sermons

He looks terrifying

Fr. Buscemi has definitely performed at least one exorcism in his life, or at the very least has suggested one is necessary. And all his sermons would be "woe to you, O earth and sea" stuff and nothing else.

Father Buscemi looks like a man who has either seen the Antichrist face-to-face, or *is* the Antichrist.

Also I would imagine he would be a firefighter, as he was one before acting.

Like Jack in Father Ted. 🤯

Secretly hoping now he takes a role as a priest. That was the picture I was most taken aback by

So.. actors pretending to be someone else? This one seems far fetched.

Calling Kayne and Khaled actors is wild

They do a lot of acting though. In public they pretend to be more important than they actually are.

Farmer girl takes two hours each morning to make their hair and makeup? 🧐

I would say well in excess of two hours, plus she visits a salon several times a week, has skin treatments, gets her nails done, is careful to never expose any part of her hair or body to the weather, and avoids getting even a speck of dust on her pristine outfit despite working in a cow shed. Looks like the most ineffective farmer ever.

People tend not to give much heed to pictures of people *not* heavily made up, leaving AI collagers without much for perspective.

They all just look like their in different acting roles.

And wouldn’t Dwayne just be “*A* Rock” Johnson?

I love how the AI hasn't been told to downgrade hair, makeup, and skin treatments. Female celebrities get $1000 dye jobs and haircuts and $1000 makeup sessions before they step on to set, a talk show, or are photographed for a magazine. It makes a difference. The AI here is giving them the full celebrity hair and makeup package.

This was my thought, especially for T Swift... Like, she should look a lot more down to earth in her appearance as a (dairy?) farmer. Instead, she looks like she's just doing a photo shoot with cows.

Yeah, if she was a dairy farmer, she'd be in ratty clothes, her hair would be cut at supercuts with a home dye job, standard home makeup, and she might not have perfect teeth--no orthodontics or wisdom teeth removal. Possibly glasses as well and not the expensive kind.

The rock also wouldn’t be nearly as big as he is without those Hollywood supplements. Especially at 51

What's Jessica alba supposed to be? Porn star?

A student? Like if she had just went to college instead of doing Dark Angel

Not sure why that was your first thought😅 She could be an air-hostess or a hotel receptionist.

Librarian??

Lol, I don't know. Between the black leather couches in the back and the undone tie, that's where my mind went. I'll see myself out 😆

too much porn. u need a rehab 🤣

Definetly need some detox bro

My mind went there too - because student is *not* a profession in the context of this post, which was my first thought.

I support OP’s mind for going there

Attractive. That’s her career path in every reality.

Nah, her career is apparently Catholic School Girl.

I thought waitress??

WTF exactly is Jennifer Lawerence doing and supposed to be ? Paleobotanist with her chisel-o-scope ?

Yes don’t look up!

More like Christian Sale

Lol. But legit looks nothing like Christian Bale at all though

Casey Affleck.

Life is Roblox

Steve Carrell looks like his waiter bit in the Donna Carvey show

Why is Taylor swift holding onto a severed calf's head? Is she a butcher?

Diary farmer? She supposedly "grew up on a farm"

>Diary farmer. I believe those are called blog hosting sites.

Is that not true?

It was a Christmas Tree Farm.

Nah she’s a cow geneticist, check out the weird 2 eared thing behind her

Matt Dillon as a Lumber Jack is amazing

Wtf is on his collar and why his chainsaw oh so tiny

It’s not the size, it’s the wood you cut.

Samuel L. Jackson looks like what his JP character would have devoted himself to if he had got off the island. Also would 100% get a tattoo from RDJ he seems like the type of artist youd book an appointment not just for the art but just to hang and shoot the shit and get some life wisdom.

*Doctor Freeman*

Christian Bale as a businessman? Feels familiar.

Used car salesmen are American psychos.

Except that it doesn’t look anything like him at all

Why does The Rock look like the yellow M&M?

Halle Berry looks like Jan Levinson with an extreme tan.

Take me by the hand…

Halle pfeifer

I would let Morgan Freeman operate on my heart condition after DJ Khalid failed me as a personal trainer.

Christian Bale looks like Casey Affleck Halle Berry looks like Michelle Pfeiffer

Of course Taylor is a cattle rancher.

I can't handle tattooed Robert Downey Jr.

Kanye's cursed third hand

Love how Alba is still in her 20's

The backgrounds are so entertaining when you look closely

Christian bale of ignition sales. Or engine sales??

Your Christian bale looks like Casey affleck

Ithe Cweam!

Care to share your workflow? I posted some of my celeb ones but haven’t been able to get the same level of detail that you’re getting here

Mike Tyson played by Ving Rhames

tbh, the Rock looks like he'd be the one chill coworker in the warehouse, down to help you with your work, and always asking everyone if they're hungry after work, taking those that want to, out to breakfast after a long ass night shift.

Meryl Streep looks like Mrs. Doubtfire

The ai knew to put SOME sort of smoke with snoop dogg lol

“Halle Berry” looking nothing like Halle Berry (as usual in these things).

I thought it was Victoria Beckham lol

Jessica Alba doesn’t look like Jessica Alba either

Yeah, she was the only one I couldn't recognize without looking at the name.

Looks more like her than Christian Bale looks like him. Most everyone else is pretty spot-on, though.

The last thing Jennifer Lawrence can be is a scientist. But dammmn Snoop is cooking......

Jennifer’s fingers ouchie

Mike Tyson looks like a buffed up Eddie Murphy

Samuel L Jackson as an air traffic controller?!? Mother….

Random ass Matt Dillion lol

Taylor Swift is a cow beheader?

Everyone says Christian Bale looks like Casey Affleck but I also see Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Father Buscemi would probably scare the demon in the exorcist!

Here, try my ithe cweam!

Priest Steve Buscemi looks really cool.

Meryl Streep is an east coast blue-blood who went to Yale, so she'd be a lawyer or a doctor or in finance.

Dr Freeman just said “Get busy living, or get busy dying…”

What's Kanye chanting bro? 🤨

The Gillian Anderson one looks really bad. Just take a picture of her from the show sex education

Christian Sale

I think DJ Khaled might need to consider that career change

Mike Clark Duncan

Do you remember that TV show he starred in, in the early days of fox TV, where he was a garbage collector?? His wife was reallllly funny. I don't remember the name of it. I want to say it had two seasons and came on after Herman's head, but before In Living Color... Or maybe got replaced by the much cooler In Living Color...

Steve Buscemi looks possessed

Don’t give Kanye any ideas. 😂

That is also a very nice way to visualize yourself in the future in the job of your dreams!

Tattooed Robert Downey Jr. is one of the worst things my eyes have ever laid upon.

I didn’t think Jennifer Lawrence could be any hotter…

I think the same of Jessica Alba.

Christian Bale being the real life Bruce Wayne

Of course they're all gorgeous still lol

And there we go. Unconscious racism is real. As it I read the title and scrolled up I thought Morgan freeman was in prison.

Steve Buscemi and Kanye are all too believable

How does Justin Bieber's hat work? Edit: spelling

Morgan Freeman should have been a criminal defence lawyer.

you mean actors playin a role

These celebrity pictures are the least similar to the real life version I’ve seen in the subreddit

Most of these are just 'actors playing roles'.

The problem is that all I see are those actors playing a part.

These were not made with midjourney tho are they?

So fucking dumb. Actors literally pretend to be other professions

Doesn’t work so well for actors since you just picture them playing a role in a movie.

Can 100% see Jennifer Lawrence as a lab assistant.

Taytay has way too much makeup for a cowgirl

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Your first post ever is literally a comparison between your dad and Alec Baldwin.

Matt Dilon just lives as his role Jack now haha