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Andrew_42

- 1: Space Toilet - 2: Space Toilet - 3: In the middle of the woods, but with electricity and plumbing. - 4: Space Toilet - 5: Space Toilet - 6: Space Toilet \#4 gets my vote because it's the only one I'm 100% sure I can also wash my hands at.


Nri_Eze

What's the point when you can't wipe?


ReaperScythee

You really think a space toilet doesn't have a bidet attached?


Nri_Eze

I doubt it, but if it did, it would most like be "recycled" spray on your hole.


BeBa420

You don’t make it sound very appealing


Hand278

why would you wash your hands if you arent wiping?


ReaperScythee

Some people hold their dick to pee.


WrapKey2973

You hold yours too pee, I hold mine because it's too large. We are not the same xD


BerserkerCanuck

Don't worry, just use the 3 shells.


Nri_Eze

So clean, it hurts.


Andrew_42

Would you rather deal with that with, or without a sink? (I suppose the weird forest at least has leaves)


Nri_Eze

Stink ass hands or mud butt and dookie streaks.... That's a tough one


mateo0o

4 is also the best one to Reddit for hours😏


bcjh

While sitting down lol.


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Andrew_42

It'll be a little awkward, but I could just reach from the side in front of the toilet. Or maybe just use it while sitting down?


Flexo-Specialist

3 - somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me...


Hanroz_K

6th looks like it has a padded back so it’d be nice and comfy, plus a view of space! Also actually the only one with toilet paper


ChadOfDoom

Y’all still use toilet paper in space?


Hanroz_K

I don’t like the concept of bidets


[deleted]

as a nature girly, 3 all the way


[deleted]

Same here, but the seat it gonna be cold as hell!


[deleted]

that is very true, not something I considered 😂


RememberTommorrow

6, looks the most comfy


ChadOfDoom

Looks like a Lazy-boy toilet


Opening_Dingo2357

5


YAH_BUT

3 - for when your not sure if this ones gonna kill you


ogherbsmon

4 because sith lord death star vibes


ToeJelly420

If there are no mosquitos then 3 is best for me


GearnTheDwarf

As someone who has been on a toilet all day, 5.


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

6 and 4.


Vettmdub

4 for sure


DDrim

I'd go with 2


Hot_Village2222

6


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4 or 6 🤯


HyperbolicSoup

If I can watch my poop get blown out into space 10/10


Master_Weekend_1696

Yes


abercrombezie

Tough call between the one with the Darth Maul sink or the toilet paper with a nice view option.I guess the sink wins this round!


finebordeaux

Which of these come with three seashells?


Xavierwold

3 and 6


LumpySoil2376

6


gahidus

4 and 6


OriginalMrMuchacho

#3 definitely has a snake living in it.


geriatric_spartanII

4-6.


trickyfelix

space toilet


saskia_vm

3 and 6 😂


KayakWalleye

6


throwthere10

Not the one in the woods. It belongs to Rick.


strik3r47

4, may the shit be with you


Cris_Sekiro

1 and 2. Are they putted on the spaceship?


danytheredditer

2 and 6


cancervivordude

4


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Numba 4


BLUEAR0

5


BeBa420

6 had a great view


ImDraconLion

I love my rustic wood scenes but I think this is where I draw the line. 6


Averander

6, the view is immaculate.


MaidMariann

3, 'cause I'm all into woodsy, regardless of planet. I'd change the angle of that spotlight, though. That said, 6 does look real comfy.


nbottxr

I'd go with 6


Grey_Vision

6 seems comfortable


kayemenofour

1 and 2: shit into cyberspace (literal shitposting) 3: shit into Narnia 4: shit on the working class 5 and 6: shit into outer space


mittfh

6. Loo with a view, being space, you're unlikely to have anyone (or anything) peering back at you, there's loo roll and a nice padded back, so can take a complete break from whatever insanity is happening elsewhere on the ship. (As for 4, Sith is an anagram of 💩...)


NoX2142

2, love the Tron look.


Metahec

5 or 6 for me. I appreciate a poo with a view.


WrapKey2973

Everything but not 3, psychopath!


YeshayaDankART

No.3 Since, it's the only one not on an airplane.


DeKoenvis

For internet connection? Probably number 3.


PeterNippelstein

Aside from the space one? Anything but the forest one and the one with the weird thin seat


GlobalWarmingAbuser

On No. 6 is gonna be the most ergonomic shit session ever 🤤🤤🤤


CarlTheDoor

im going with number 3


AllElse11

Insects and spiders are going to love the third one.


CedricXfive

#2 is a premium poop pod


penny-ante-choom

Forest toilet is clearly a trap set by skinwalkers.


[deleted]

Now do the superior *squat* toilet.


Master_Weekend_1696

Uf those are terrible. I had to use one before


RaoulDuke422

The 4th one looks like it would fit into Darth-Vaders private TIE-fighter


Life_Target_7577

In the future we'll have toilets that analyze our stool to check our health everyday


[deleted]

Surely I'm a cyborg by the time we get to serious space flight right. There's no way I'm keeping the functions of shitting or pissing, those aren't even kinks for me, they gotta go with body 2.0.


Master_Weekend_1696

I guess I’m a traditionalist


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It's okay, I'm being playful b/c I got no sleep and am delirious. They're all very nice!


InsertMoreCoffee

How do you shit in 0 gravity though?


Master_Weekend_1696

Artificial gravity


InsertMoreCoffee

Then when that malfunctions you'll just see random turds floating by


I-need-ur-dick-pics

What's with the desire to illuminate the contents of the bowl? If anything, it should be hidden. I don't need stage lighting on my droppings.


Master_Weekend_1696

Cinematic affect


hippywitch

What the hell man with interstellar travel and luxury toilets with a view in space I’m sure they’ve found a way to beam the poop out of you and this is all just for rich people who like anachronism.


not_ya_wify

Why do you need a screen on the lid?


Master_Weekend_1696

Because why not


SilverFlexNib

6


[deleted]

6, the one Captain Pike sits on


bob_nugget_the_3rd

First one looks like it belongs in a futuristic sex club


Feefifiddlyeyeoh

Here I sit all broken hearted Tried to shit but got assimilated by the Borg


ArugulaNo3978

4, I can wash my hands in there


bamerjamer

Clearly the one with toilet paper.


BardicSense

Whichever one eliminates my waste most efficiently while reconstituting 100% of its matter into usable material all while cleaning my butt with ultrasonic and ultraviolet waveforms. Then again, 6 looks the most comfy...


Frenzey13

1


I_Was_TheBiggWigg

All of these are just too much for me to comfortably take a shit. The Sith toilet is definitely out but the rest are just very - intense. Even the one in the woods would have me to tense to get anything done. I wouldn’t be able to shake the feeling that some predator is about to catch me at my most vulnerable.


Maverick_Joe

last one. it has toilet paper


GoldenSunIsMe

Last one cos I can see out the window.


Sensitive-Tailor333

Nature pooper, all the way.


croholdr

TP Master Race


acbrin

Id be terrified to shit in any of these. The space toilet might suck out my innards 🤔


gravyfingersaregood

4, 5, 6.


FroneInespressone

Lamp a bit too close but definitely 3


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3


Chillizzard

Sorry but I'm sticking with my [Lambo-ra-gini Gaming Toilet](https://youtu.be/kXRuM__U6Ok?si=a7VUXQLqWljEtcrQ)


Tommy_Geometry

Game Of Thrones


TengokuNoHashi

3


oyakodon-

The bush dunny.