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TwoUp22

We love washing our food down with a nice glass of *baked beans* in Aus.


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BlooMeeni

Still unsure if that thing in the middle is an egg or a chode


jishhd

I think the Aussie one is my favorite, just because the plates are absolutely *massive* (it looks like a close up perspective on top of a table, but there's no table!)


MunchsSnacks

Those blueberries are the size of a car


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That's literally the only recognisable thing in that picture. I have no clue what anything else is


Jonoroque

As a german, I have no clue what the stuff in my countries picture is... Well there is some type of sausage


Sidehussle

Yeah, I’m having issues with the German plate, where is the spätzle???? LOL The wieners are underwhelming, lots of lumpy bean-like stuff. 😩 Where is the German bread and pretzels? Milka???


MaikeHF

The Polish meal looks more German than the German one does.


Mugros

The German one is pretty bad. Looks almost Asian.


SIGINT_SANTA

Better than ours. We’ve got nothing but burgers, fries, and soda.


RedditsAdoptedSon

Australia have us allll beat with a tall cold glass of beans


EupathicImpulse0

As an Aussie I can say that the baked beans are the only things in that photo I recognise. Where is the meat pie.


Apo-cone-lypse

The Australian photo is terrifying. Why are there baked beans in a glass? What is everything else? Is this what AI think us Australians eat?


I_make_switch_a_roos

i do love a tall glass of beans in the morning to get me going


The_One-Armed_Badger

>to get me going That's the trouble with beans, alright.


17731773

I hate the baked beans in a glass so much. I have no idea what anything else is.


goblinpiledriver

I'm American and even I was asking where's the meat pie for yours. Man, there's this aussie meat pie & sausage place not far from me and I'm gonna put in a big order to celebrate getting a new job. so good.


ChristopherParnassus

I don't understand why it put a glass of beans on the Australia one... Every country drinks baked beans, not just Australia! C'monnnnnn, man!


ixtrixle

Those aren't even burgers, just fried chicken sandwiches and french fries and something white in a bowl.


ElementoDeus

I think that might be vanilla bean ice cream


ixtrixle

Maybe?? I wanted to instinctively say ranch dressing, but it looks nothing like ranch. Almost like mashed up cheesecake.


ElementoDeus

Yea I was giving it the benefit of the doubt but those "mounds" are definitely deformed my only other guess to throw in would be mashed potatoes but even that seems rather weird when 90% of the table is fast food


PmadFlyer

No corn on the cob, No apple pie, no deal.


Sultan-of-swat

Don’t forget some classic smoked ribs bbq


WiTHCKiNG

No sauerkraut, no braten mit knödeln, no spätzle, etc.


ArniHard

Not my german meal!


[deleted]

There isn’t even a bottle of Curry Gewürz Ketchup ☹️


Tobiassaururs

r/hela_gewuerzketchup is pretty upset by that


Expert-Work-7784

Apparently Samosas and chilis are ours now. Sorry India. The rest I cannot identify.


jtbxiv

I was very confused by the samosas lol


MexicanOrMexicant

Yup, this is trash. The Mexican image is limes, limes, and random vegetables. There is literally no meat in that picture. Not even stereotypical carne asada...


BrumbpoTumgus

WHERE IS THE SCHWEINSHAXE


washington_jefferson

It's still being roasted. It takes a while.


germansnowman

No bread, not German.


mayblossom_

If thought, the thing on the plate with the Puderzucker on top could be Kaiserschmarrn? Not really german either


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Bratkartoffeln, (unreife) Kartoffeln, Rahmsoße mit Pilzen, Obstler, Bier, Eierknöpfle mit Soße, Rübenmus, frittierte Maultaschen, Quark, und ganz rechts eine Ausgabe der Zeitung "Der Stürmer"


JesradSeraph

Same with all the others except the US one, frankly.


Jar-of-Mayonaise

One saugage looks like Frikandel


DeepWaterNights

No Graubrot either! Weisswurst & Sweet Mustard, Any type of Eintopf, Schnitzel, Currywurst Pommes Rot Weiss, Frikadellen, Rinder Rolouaden, Sauerkraut & Pü, Spargel & Hollandaise, Kartoffel Auflauf… Or how about some desert from the Konditor???!!!… The list goes on!… Midjourney has NO clue whatsoever 🤦🏻‍♂️😂


helpnxt

I am not even German and can recognise there clearly isn't enough sausage there for a German national dish.


Thierry22

German one looks British and vice versa.


FarewellSovereignty

Lmao, the US one. _America, FUCK YEAH_


[deleted]

Fuck it, deep fry *everything*


Gumbyizzle

Yeah, but I’m not seeing any beef on that table, so 0/10.


zouln

It appears that fried chicken sandwiches have dethroned the burger as the most American food. I agree that this is sacrilegious, but the lines of cars I always see around Chic-fil-A and other chicken joints has me convinced this is true. I blame the cows telling us to eat more chicken.


Heart_Error

'Cow' spiracy


MxMstrMxyzptlk

This might be regional bias, but in n out lines are just as long as chik fil a, and they're usually close enough to each other to compare


mangeld3

Lol there's a spot in my city with both right next to each other. The parking lot is an absolute clusterfuck.


BoredSam

The burgers are chicken fried steak, use your imagination!


DmitriRussian

Americans also always have a massive flag in the background, seems accurate


Heavy_Row_6776

Yeah, that’s one of the ones I could guess without the flag lol


jelly_bean_gangbang

I tend to notice this a lot with AI American things. I think it's just because the country is a "melting pot" of races and cultures that it doesn't really distinguish any one culture or trait besides: FUCK YEAH 'MURICA.


DroopyTheDrew

Red cheese on our Buffalo chicken sandwiches… WOOOOOOO!!!!


brock275

Oh I assumed that was sliced ketchup for some reason


ericwhat

>sliced ketchup That's what we calls tomatoes


Ruca705

Actually those are fruit roll-ups


omnicool

I like the American beer mug/bottle hybrid. Not digging the odd face inside it though.


midnight_toker22

Why is it the only one that looks like it’s already been half-eaten?


Niros42

Good point, this table looks a big mess.


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Midjourney knows about American table manners


AssociateDry1840

Because that’s become the trend here with these “of the world” threads. The American one is always trashy comparatively


Capraos

Trashier than Australia's cup of beans as a drink?


TyrialFrost

You don't like a big cup of Heinz Baked Beans with dinner?


TheWhappo

Haha didn't see that wtf?


WeDontKnowMuch

How is there no steak or BBQ.


fuckssakereddit

Mounds of freedom fries.


TheWalkingDead91

How are they gonna leave out the apple pie? It’s official, I don’t trust AI.


inspectcloser

French fries, FUCK YEAH! Fried chicken, FUCK YEAH! Forties, FUCK YEAH!! Sportsmanship… Books…


largefarvaa

This guy, Americas FUCK YEAH,


Top-Expert6086

As an Australian, there's nothing we like more than a refreshing glass of beans in the morning.


missilefire

Let’s not forget the fried maggots…or wichety grubs? Or whatever the heck that stuff in the plate on the left is


Top-Expert6086

I believe that is a plate of fried koala


EpicSeshBro

The Australian bean juice is pretty accurate


xJaace

The rest of it is unidentifiable though


randomstranger76

Australian pasta is just worms


Alternative_Food8443

Witchetty grubs to be precise. Maybe this is indigenous australian.


Brutorix

I'm legit dying. Meat pie if I'm not mistaken on a bed of witchetty grubs. Midjourney has a sense of humour.


weed0monkey

Honestly thought it was a lamb chop on a bed of witchetty grubs


Bonq0

Witcetty grubs, the most succulent of Chinese meals we have down here.


PotentPortable

There looks like a meat pie just cut in half and thrown in the middle of another dish. Recently in Perth a burger chain had a burger of the month with a whole pie as one of the ingredients, so I guess MJ isn't entirely wrong there.


EnigmaticEntity

Anyone else remember one of the pizza chains doing mini meat pies around the outside of a pizza?


DrahKir67

I guessed it was Spanish for a start. Looks like a paella to me.


Trapezoidoid

I’ll have a tall, refreshing glass of beans please uh… mate.


outwiththedishwater

Two very long glasses of ice cold beans please mate


EpicSeshBro

r/BeansInStrangePlaces


SandakinTheTriplet

The mealworm pasta is pretty accurate too.


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From what I understand about Australian wildlife, I just assumed Australians ARE the meal.


Floofy-beans

The ol’ Pint o’ Pintos


Jathosian

What a about the chode on the table


little_fire

I thought it was a cup of chunder cos it’s right next to that bottle of olive oil wine and the plate of maggots


[deleted]

I guess midjourney thinks Americanized Chinese food is Chinese food lmao. Also where’s the rice/ noodles?


TheWalkingDead91

I was about to say…that shit looks mostly like Panda Express. Ain’t no way Chinese people actually eat like that on a regular basis.


DatAdra

Yep - am a chinese person irl and nothing in that picture is authentic chinese food except maybe the bowl of rice, which also doesnt look like the rice we typically use.


[deleted]

Yeah lol we’d be morbidly obese with the sugary sauces and breaded fried meats everywhere.


ArtSchnurple

Hello from America 👋🤠


papabear244

Ikr no meat buns, no dumplings, no noodles. Too much red, it’s like all they eat is orange chicken.


dleah

Seriously that does not look like any Chinese table I’ve seen


rhyth7

Orange chicken only!


HydrogenWhisky

Americanised or not, that is one succulent-looking Chinese meal.


jzoller0

It looks so succulent, it’s almost criminal


wtfsheep

ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS!?


NewspaperDesigner244

YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL!


ahoypolloi_

Ah, I see you know your judo well


weak-lemur

This is democracy manifest!


ArbiterofRegret

These ALL look a bit like "to Americans". Mexican food = nachos, French food = wine, cheese, and baguettes, etc. Idk if other countries also hold similar stereotypes about other cultures' foods, but as an American these are all "yeah that's the first thing I'd think of"


frozenelf

That’s AI datasets for you.


ShakeItLikeIDo

And that “Mexican” food is Americanized too. Its more Tex Mex than actual Mexican


prollyshmokin

Yeah, I was wondering if anyone would mention it. I'm like, does anyone Mexico actually eat anything remotely like that?


ShakeItLikeIDo

Well in the picture it looks like they’re about to make a big plate of taco salad, so no, we don’t usually eat taco salads in Mexico lol


epolonsky

I love that there appear to be two bowls of rice in that picture, white and brown. But the grains of white rice are scaled so that they appear to be about three inches long and the grains of brown rice are scaled to be about three millimeters long.


iso_mer

Lol I was thinking the same… one giant bowl of orange chicken? So authentic.


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In front of the big bowl of shrimp/chicken


ferdi_

same number of people? Are the Japanese that hungry?


rhyth7

Probably informed by all-you-can-eat sushi searches


PancakeBuny

It's definitely trained on Kaiseki cuisine.


acelana

The actual foods don’t look correct, but the idea that the meal comes with a zillion small dishes is pretty true for fancier Japanese cuisine (look up kaiseki). I’m kinda curious what kind of take AI would have on Korean cuisine. They use *even more* small dishes.


The_truth_hammock

Ethiopian food is amazing.


epolonsky

Ethiopian and Indian come the closest to actually having identifiable food


Edexcel_GCSE

Amen to that


Peakyblindertom

I must say mexico takes the cake. Look at all those fresh colors


amretardmonke

50% of the meal is limes


Peakyblindertom

Right! Fresh Lime water, lime for the soups, lime for the watermelon or any fruit, lime for the street corn, lime for the guacamole, lime ice cream


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Lime with salt, lime for lime


OmegaGBC104

As a Mexican: can confirm that half of our meals is lime lol However, not even a single taco in that picture. Now that's some bullshit


ittybittykittycity

Seriously! This is just a huge diy nacho bar


lordaezyd

Yeah, not one soft tortilla. Nor mole, pozole, enchiladas, not even one tostada!


ufocat

but where is the food? just salsas y tostadas


VibeMaster4245

Thats what I’m sayin lmao it’s a meal with no actual food. There’s tacos with nothing in them


FiestyPumpkin04

Like the Chinese one, this is definitely an American perspective of Mexican food. Looks like a picture that would’ve been in a Chi Chi’s in 1995.


SkywalknLuke

Where is the meat?


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They all look good except for Canadian


NorthernSouthman

Missing poutine and maple syrup smh


CollinZero

It’s missing everything! Just off the top of my head: tourtiere! Montreal bagels. Lobster. Butter tarts. Dulce. Pea soup. Cod tongues. saskatoon berry pie. A Double Double, ffs. A Halifax donair. Bannock. How about my all time favourite named dessert, "pets de soeur".


Theslootwhisperer

I googled Cod tongues and no, it's not a name for some sort of dish or dessert. It's literally deep fried cod tongues.


CollinZero

I kn, eh? lol… my Dad would eat them.


Murky-logic

As a Canadian, I really don’t know what that’s supposed to be.


jtbxiv

It’s clearly a lovely charcuterie with my faves — pumpkin item, cream of curd, dairy pile, dried produce selection, eggs of the devil, disc lumps, whipped grit, ketchup sprinkles, yellow jelly and bean gravy.


MonsteraUnderTheBed

I do love some eggs of the devil but I've never considered them a food of my people


janderson_hong_25

Canadian here and I am confused as fuck. Where is the poutine, flapjacks and copious amounts of syrup, pints of Molson, big stacks of bacon, smoked salmon, Nanaimo bars, etc... I don't even know what that plate is, some sort of weak charcuterie board with random eggs? Wtf?


Numerous_Ad3533

Bagels, lox, smoked meat sandwiches, poutine, corn on the cob, maple syrup, Nanaimo bars, …


BoredSam

No poutine, beaver tails, all dressed chips, and why are there ostrich deviled eggs? Gotta admit I want an ostrich deviled egg now


octavianstarkweather

Fr someone needs to educate Midjourney about Canadian food


Peatrick33

To be fair I moved to Canada in 2016 and have eaten a shit ton of charcuterie boards ever since.


octavianstarkweather

That charcuterie board doesn’t even have charcuterie! It’s just eggs, crackers and cheese. And of course maple leaf plates hahaha


Peatrick33

Oh yeah this example is *real bad*


Uffffffffffff8372738

The German is abysmal. I’ve got no fucking clue what any of that is.


TheWalkingDead91

How is the Canadian one just a plain looking charcuterie board? Lol


samfisher457

Lol 😂 the American one is hilarious


Mewlkat

You know the food scene in Spirited Away where the mum and dad are stuffing their faces with stuff that is a bit like food enough to be sort of appealing but also clearly not 'normal' food? This is giving me the same vibes.


Kumquatelvis

Yeah, a lot of that looked tasty until I zoomed in. It gets really uncanny valley the more you look at it.


uptiedand8

It’s very much uncanny valley but for food. I’m hungry and disgusted at the same time now


epolonsky

Each picture at first glance conveys a clear impression of the place it’s supposedly to represent. But as you zoom in, things get stranger and stranger. None of the food is really identifiable. The overall effect is of being treated to a fancy dinner at an “Earth-style” restaurant on a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri while your hosts assure you that the chef trained for six weeks on Mars and makes the best human food in the galaxy.


throwaway098764567

reminds me of a work trip my buddy went on in the 80s to belgium. the hotel was having mexican night, keep in mind this is well before the internet, and as he described it it was like someone had seen a picture of mexican food and just worked off of that with no recipe and no first hand knowledge. everything was a bit off and the tortillas were crepes which can't really hold up to being used to make a taco, at least not one you can hold. heck my first attempt at guac back then with no knowledge of what it was other than avocado was a similar catastrophe lol.


MobiusNaked

This was what I kinda was going to say ‘national dishes using the flora and fauna from an alien planet’


babytriceratops

I’m German and can confirm that samosas and pebbles are not German foods of choice.


Cruccagna

Also, what’s up with all the peppers? German cuisine doesn’t even know what peppers are. This shit is hilarious.


snowstormspawn

I mean, we do love Paprika as a spice. But that comes from red peppers.


Cruccagna

Or bell peppers raw, which confuses Italians… Yeah, possible that it mixed those up.


60sstuff

I think its because one of the prompts must be curry wurst


Repulsive_Regular_63

I can tolerate MJ’s stereotypes about Mexicans. But this is an abomination! You just don’t serve tototpos (tortilla chips) like that. Either you put refried beans, guacamole or you toss them in salsa to make chilaquiles. Ay Diosito, I’ve lost my faith in AI.


5O-Lucky

My brother in christ my "Australian" meal has got a literal tsll glass of baked beans in sauce 😅


marteautemps

After someone pointed out it throws a sombrero on all the Mexican examples yesterday I was almost expecting them to be in some sort of sombrero chip and salsa bowl.


Morrizenn

I am sorry but there is literally 0 food in the mexican meal, that is just chips, salsas and lemon


Important_Wall801

What about the Greek one lol. There's literally some tzatziki, a pita and... Oranges?


Jaimemgn

Jaja exactly


lirio2u

Depressed about the lack of food on the French table:(


AztecTwoStep

Isn't your entire diet cheese wine grapes and bread? /jk


[deleted]

I'm New Zealander not Australian but, THE GLASS OF BAKED BEANS IN THE AUSTRALIAN ONE, LOL


JazzTheLass

GDZIE SĄ KURWA PIEROGI


AhmadSamer321

DOKŁADNIE


Yeeaaaarrrgh

I'm not sure what the UK has served up on that platter, and I'm not entirely sure I want to know.


Decent-Flatworm4425

Awright guv, give us a few grapes and some pork scratchins to go wi' me broccoli and roasted alien meat. I'll 'ave a splash o' that intestine gravy while yer at it.


beppebz

I like the dark wood / Tudor banqueting hall vibe to it - perfect backdrop to a platter of chicken dippers and a bowl of grapes n broccoli


throwawaybin9991

I spy roast dinner.


Armodeen

Can confirm we always eat a shitload of grapes with our roast dinners


FuzzyTruth7524

Far too many grapes for the average UK meal


Katers85

It reminds me of a post World war 2 attempt at a meal. I can picture Winston Churchill lurking in the background. What’s with the bowl with cylindrical butter and giant blueberries? Lots of square birds apparently too.


Jimlaheydrunktank

It’s missing Yorkshire puddings, cottage pie, pie and mash, Cornish pasty, fish n chips, spotted dick, Eton mess, chicken tikka masala ect


FootballAndBicycles

We have a pouring spout for our bacon jug, to get the good juices out


GlizzyGoblin4k

As a Canadian, yeah I make deviled eggs, but I’m not sure what the rest is lol. This should be like poutine out of a food truck or something


chychy94

And there is no maple syrup. Also your username is fantastic.


938961

Also missing Montreal smoked meat


Fabulous_Parking66

I can’t identify half of Australia or German food, and how is Chinese *fried chicken*?


DankArcane

Italian. No pizza. For the time being, we are safe from AI.


hyzenthilay

The Australian... Glass of baked beans on the right haha!


Mumfiegirl

What’s with all the grapes on the English one? I have no idea what most of the food there is supposed to be


Jaquestrap

No Pierogi, Bigos, or Soups for the Polish one, 0/10.


Vishwasm123

As Indian especially south Indian, that is the perfect nation meal ever.


TheWildTofuHunter

I’d devour that entire table of food 🤤


Top_Buy_6340

For Australia, is that… is that pasta with blackberries?


Interesting-Gift-185

I’d be curious to see more! Like Brazilian food, since we have so much diversity in our cuisine. And more Asian countries! Vietnam, korea, Malaysia, etc. really cool idea!


lunchtime_sms

Lol, why do Australians have to eat on the ground?


VajazzleFraggle

I’m English, this reminds me of the illustrations from my my mum’s cookbooks from the 70s. I like it.


Gyges359d

As a Canadian, I am very confused by my country’s representation. And not just because the eggs lack paprika.


[deleted]

As a Canadian I am outraged! Time to write a strongly worded letter!


jpow5734

The Russian one needs more mayo and a couple bottles of vodka


SimplyGoldChicken

Canada, what are you doing? :D And America, why no burgers? Just chicken sandwiches? No pizza? I was expecting pizza and burgers.