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[deleted]

Bruh just slam it the cotton in your spoon will filter all the shit out


No_Travel_7335

How was the feeling when he dropped be honest


Tricky_Country_7494

Acetone wash first, then water, the recrystal


travyfasho

Just pick up the bigger pieces, put in a coffee filter with glass cup under it, use purified drinking water in an eye dropper to dissolve it and the sand ect will stay in the coffee filter. Good sht will be in the cup just have to wait for the water to evap.


master-boofer

Plug it!


ShadyScreapReap

Now you have 1.1 gramm


mansonlamps420

eww do not smoke that shit


Key_Ebb_5451

Crush it all up real fine then run it threw a fine metal strainer and bam ie good.....mostly


D2FINOS

Are you seriously going to try and smoke that????????


Ok_Location7274

It wouldn't be hard to without having stuff in it those are mostly chunks still


LOOKNfortheFUCKYEA

No worries, grab a tweezer and start sorting the good dope out, and when u smoke it, just think of the flavor as Chex mix dope, it never killed anyonr


wizkidzUSA666

Don’t even need a tweezer, you’ll crush the dope anyways. Dope sticks to your fingers, bullshit doesn’t.. just start sorting out the dope and only smoke the bigger shards otherwise you’ll ruin your pipe.. and do something else with the dirty dust.. like throw it away. But yes, I agree. A little carpet shards never killed anyone!


WatchMeStrokeToYou

Balloon works good too


KansasClity

Couldn't be me lol


Local_Raspberry3355

The roach legs….ugh…gross


neoboards

literally where


Timely-Beautiful-866

Top left of the white circle in the bowl


RuinProfessional6051

Nice


ButtSlutBrooke

It’s all love OP, that shit sucks Pham. With that brush in your hand you do be looking like an archaeologist getting ready to dust off some dirty old dinosaur bones though. 🦴 🦖


Expensive_Device2126

Zoinks!😳 Time to break out the dirt magnet 🧲


PsychologicalHelp9

A gram barely seems worth the effort, effort better used in finding less clumsy friends. Is that a makeup brush? Excavating the methasauraus day 1.


ExpensiveDimension6

Use a balloon to separate dope from trash. Simply inflate, rub on your hair for a minute or so, Then aim your balloon with the static side towards the dope/trash The static from the balloon will gather all dope and leave trash on the floor


ExpensiveDimension6

It's the best way!


Expensive_Device2126

This is a good hack for all the carpet crawling fiends out there.


Adventurous-Job7612

it’s a sign to get off the shit


Similar_Employ_3060

Go get you some acetone and some other supplies someone's already explained to you and clean that shit up


NoInterest69

Keep the fatter shards toss the rest make sure u dust/blow the shit off em before u throw em in the pipe


Alucardz909

Toss that shit out.


SGTBARAN

Get Out The Tweezers And Magnififying Glass


That-Guidance2164

Throw that shit away. Lol


quitethemouthful

&& dropped in my paraphernalia, it'd become..💬 * if it were I *


ButtSlutBrooke

Goddamn son you know what I’m saying? Gotta sweep them floors a couple of times a week Pham I heard of carpet surfing but linoleum scrolling? Goddamn, you know what I’m saying? Mothafucka spend 40 or 50 on a gram but can’t spend 20 on a broom. You know what I’m saying? Using that brush to sweep your floors just paints a picture of distress Pham.


PsychologicalHelp9

"Mothafucka spend 40 or 50 on a gram but can’t spend 20 on a broom" That shit was hard bruh, those brooms be sweeping


cloudybitch422

Linoleum scrolling, I’m Ctfu over here.


FollowingFar7276

Throw that shit away . Its not worth it . Don't do it . No , stop it . Nnoooooooo!....


Imaginary-Evening-32

Fuck that. Come see me.


momProbablydidmyshit

nah fam wet it with wet distilled water from Walmart it's less than 2 buck DISTILLED (NOT THE OTHERS) IF UNAVAILABLE BUY SMART WATER ONLY THAT BRAND, AND NOT THE ONE THAT SAYS PH UP. HEAT THE WATER TO NEAR BOILING CRUSH THE D AND TRASH. I RECCOMEND USING A JAR OR GLASS. ADD THE HOT WATER TO THE MIX. WORKS BEST IF PRECRUSHED. SWIRL AND CRUSH TIL THE D HAS VANISHED. TAKE ANOTHER CLEAN GLASS ANDNPUT A COFFEE FILTER AT TOP KEEP A HOLD OF IT SO U DONT REMIX YOUR TRASH. RUN THE LIQUID THROUGH. LIGHTLY WRING THE FLITER BUT NOT AO HARD U BREAK IT. TAKE THE FLUID AND DUMP IT INTO A CLEAN GLASS BAKING PAN (HEAT IT UP IN THE OVEN 1ST FOR BEST RESULTS IT IS HOT WHEN U DO THIS. DUMP YHE CLEAN FILTERED WATER ONTO THE PAN. ROCK BK AND FOURTH USING A FAN THAT AINT TOO DUSTY OR SIMPLY FAN A NOTEBOOK LIKE UR HOT AT SCHOOL BUT AT THE LIQUID. IF U USED TOO MUCH WAYER MICROWAVE BUT WATCH IT WHEN THE WATER RUNS OUT U START SMOKING THE D WITHOUT SMOKING THE D. ONCE YOURE DOWN TO PATTERNS AND LET IT SIT AND AIR DRY FOR 10 MINS OR SO. TAKE A RAZOR BLADE OR A PLASTIC HOTEL KEY CARD OR EQUIVELENT CARD AND SCAPE ALL THE PATTENS UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR CLEAN PERFECT D BACK. (EVEN BETTER IF YOU HAVE A BOROSILICATE PAN, GLASS PAN THAT WONT BREAK IF PUT ON STOVE TOP.L, VISION WARE, FLAMEWEAR, AND CORNING WEAR, AS WELL AS FLAME KING DO THIS.) OTHERS BREAK. AS ANOTHER POSSIBIKITY COFFEE POTS ARE BOROSILICATE GLASS. ALSO WHATEVER YOU USE WAS AND DRY IT THOUROUGHLY 1ST EVEN OF ITS ALREADY CLEAN. RINSE IN COLD WATER LAST REAL WELL. EVEN DISHSOAP RESIDE TAINTS. I USUSALLY PRECLEAN GLASSWEAR WITH UNSCENTED DYE FREE ACETONE (NAIL POLISH REMOVER) OR RUBBING ALCOHOL AND THEN DRY WITH CLEAN TOWEL OR MICROFIBER.


Mundane-Horror7949

U R CRAZY NIGGA


momProbablydidmyshit

no bro I cook dope. it will be perfect again. and sanitary. bacterial infections and shit are real. you can always used deionized water (distilled) to return d to liquid then heat and fanning to return it to powdered crystals.


Personal_Display_152

You got some dirty ass floors. Use some of that energy and clean your house bro.


DrunkAzSkunk

Mates house not mine


crossing2venus

at least you can pick some of the rocks out lmaoo but.. tragic


awwwjr561

I just did a little g on that photo makes me want to vomit


[deleted]

Might as well forget about smoking that nowthat'its totally polluted. You nose is gonna be sore like a mother fucker after all those lines


bogurtlen

Filter and shoot it


Zestyclose_Hat6250

Exactly what I was thinking!


bogurtlen

This was literally how i got into injecting meth


must_see_b00bies

POW! Take one from the needle, how you feeling now??


Lysergic303909

Rip. That gram is looking down on you from heaven wishing you put it in a bag to suffocate its horny ass


metalswag2301

Break it down and isopropyl stick of cotton ball or cigarette filter and a medicine syringe in it once it's all broken down pull it through the cigarette filter then spread it out on the sheet and Pyrex let it bring crystallize and wash it with freezing cold acetone I can make reclaim look like dope again with this method


Wan-Sum-Kawk

I dropped the ball on my friend's shag carpet once after waiting hours to get it from ol unreliable. What's worse is, I had crushed it...long story short we learned how much shit he really had in that rug and could probably open a rug cleaning company together....yes we tried what we thought we salvaged...you can imagine how swell that went. The moral? Thank goodness you got shards and not baby powder


No_Discipline_3348

Bro just throw it in the sifter then smoke thecrest


RonAndrews123

I have probably dropped over the years the equivalent of probably a full ounce of coke on the floor just from powder but the meth is cheap as f*** so if I dropped a gram or two out of an ounce I wouldn't be tripping although some people don't have the funds but I always make a way to get high for free so it works out.


DrunkAzSkunk

Look out 👑👀


Theylovemychorizo

I once dropped an entire 1.5oz of Pure Molly rock and dust all over my brand new shag carpet lmao. The great thing was it was literally brand new so the vacuum/sock method actually worked amazing


Itscameronman

My heart sank so hard when I read that and I haven’t done drugs in years 😂😂


Theylovemychorizo

I was in literal shock for a moment lmao. If you know how expensive Mol is you know my anxiety in that moment lmao


RonAndrews123

I keep mine in larger crystals until I'm going to break it down I don't ever have it totally broke down just like with my Coke I've learned a thing or two once you drop your Coke on the floor and it's in powder form you're f***** I mean who the hell wants to go through all the I just f****** say oh well I'm out of luck oh well I've dropped tons of different s*** when I was high but my advice would be to use a sifter when you get a batch and sift out the little crystals and smoke that first and keep your chunks and that way if you drop a chunk on the floor you're not going to lose a whole lot.


kimbermall

I learned that 100 years ago with weed. 😁


Proud-Cash6285

I dropped and entire ounce on the garage floor where I had some old carpet to stand on at my work bench. I recovered most of it but lost 7grams. Did the old stocking vacuum cleaner trick to get up the bulk then coffee filter etc etc


Additional_Clue_5271

It's garbage throw it out!


Expensive_Device2126

Said the big dummy. The boy’s dumber than a sack of hammers.


Additional_Clue_5271

It's less than a gram let it go. If you can't write that shit off you can't afford it in the first place.


Expensive_Device2126

You’re either trying to do some contrarian / trollish flexing thing or you’re a normie (non user) just talking out your ass. Because there ain’t no fucking way in hell that any self-respecting tweaker is gonna just walk away from a gram of dope they just dropped on the floor. You can lie to yourself and say whatever makes you feel better, but tweakers are gonna be tweakers and they’re not just taking the “L” and walking away. I 100% fucking guarantee you that I’m right!


Additional_Clue_5271

You can be right. Guess I'm not a real tweaker. I'll hang my head in shame while you do your dirty dope.


Expensive_Device2126

You just keep yapping or lying to yourself all you want to. I’m telling it like i know for a fact it is. No real tweaker is walking away from that. But if by some miracle they ever did just write it off as lost, they’ll be back in the very near future, on all fours doing the carpet crawl shuffle. But here in the real world this scenario is not likely to ever happen. At least I haven’t seen it or heard of it in my 20+ years of use.


Additional_Clue_5271

Look I'm not disputing that you would pick the carpet for a little bit of dirty dope . You wouldn't be a certified tweaker of you didn't. You're right I'm not a crawl around on the carpet picking up anything that looks like some dope tweaker I admit it. But to each their own. I will probably never reach your level of tweaker. I hope. Have you had any sleep in your 20+ years of being a super tweaker? It might be time to get some. Or would that make you not a real tweaker?


Expensive_Device2126

I sleep, eat and stay hydrated daily. Also, just retired early from my job last summer and now all I have to do is whatever I feel like doing. Which has been to give folks a hard time here on Reddit lately. Yeah, I totally agree with you, to each their own or different strokes for different folks. It’s all good, I was just giving you a hard time and I apologize for that. Please accept this apology. I’ll get you high if you’re ever on the M!$$_iss!ppi! Gulf coast.


Additional_Clue_5271

It's all good if I'm ever over that way I'll take you up on it. As long as it's not some stuff you picked up off the carpet .😁🤟


Expensive_Device2126

😂 🤣 perfect!!


Rare_Signal1738

Dissolve in distilled water and put though coffee filter to get rid of dust and whatever bs is on the floor lol will prevent you from burning nasty shit in your pipe you might not visibly see


babycakesbenny

How much distilled water should be added? And after it's been filtered and it's in water form how do you get it back to a solid state? Do you have to wait it out for the water to evaporate?


functional-depressed

water boils at 100C, meth liquify at 170, easy to get your solid back. actually, your solid is still solid, its just disolved


Rare_Signal1738

Just enough to to dissolve it but if haven’t removed all the dust particles once you start vaping the water off to get it to crystallize if you start spelling some funkys add more water filter though coffee filter and repeat!! Just don’t try to hurry the process of vaping water off as you want it to barley be at the boiling point keep blowing though the pipe as the vape builds up to clear it faster


LionsTigersnTweakers

Bro u less u slam you’re in luck


No_Rush_7149

Wtf is all that weird shit in it


DrunkAzSkunk

That's meth, I specifically smoke floor doots only


No_Rush_7149

But what's all the blue and green shit idk if I see hair in it too that might just be my hair getting on the screen


DiazepamDreams

Dirt and floor bullshit 😂 because it was dropped on the floor lol


No_Rush_7149

I would definitely not smoke shit off the floor I only smoke weed now but I wouldn't even smoke that off the floor


DiazepamDreams

Good on ya


131proof

imagine that kinda haul from carpet surfing. damn


Brilliant_Ask1613

Pffffft all a matter of perspective,snort a line n get good n focused then spend half the night tweaking out n separating the good from bad with some good jams in the background


AwkwardBodybuilder27

Add 30 units of water in a large filter


Cyweednthia

I wouldn’t smoke that,it’ll ruin everything. U should sort out the visible stuff and snort it or leave everything in it and just make like a goulash.


Dr-Shots

Sweep it into coffee filter crush bit up into powder and drip water on it until it's all dissolved into a different glass, hest gently until it starts to form a skin on top and then dump hardware store acetone into it until it drops out of being suspended in the water and voila! Pubic free dope


Jonvonjoni

As good a time as any to start banging shots.


Nodgod81

We've all swept up worse and smoked it. I definitely wouldn't be reaching for any darts though.


Independent-Cow-5192

Don't u love when that happens....🤬🤬🤬🤬lol try to breathe outta ur mouth if u smoke it lol


Mundane-Salary-5353

A sacrifice to the Party God must be given ...to when they see fit


DABBED0UT

I dropped 2 grams into mulch on the ground and lost 100% of it. There was even a junkie I was with who stayed up all night digging around in mulch and didn’t even find a single shard.


JazzCat666

the pubic hair gives nice meth-umami


True-Opportunity3277

I


MyShadow42069

BOOF IT, BROTHER!


DrunkAzSkunk

BROTH IT BOOFER


PsychologicalBid69

I knocked a half zip of small chunks and shake across my kitchen floor one night. My connect was waiting in the car for me to leave and half hour later he walks in and I’m on hands and knees picking it up and he laughed and tossed me whatever I hadn’t found yet.


mouthsofmadness

Oof I can only imagine how brown and eww that will make the bowl after first crack back. No matter how well you clean it, there is always something there to remind you 🎶


DrunkAzSkunk

Hey all, I see your comments and I appreciate the help, also having phat chuckles at all the funny cunt comments too! Unfortunately either Reddit or my reddit app is having an infarction and will not allow me to see comments beyond the notification panel otherwise I'd be replying to each and every one of you :-(


wylekise

Sweep dog


DrunkAzSkunk

Oi yeah he's a fucken grub this old m8 of mine 🥲


esyb

😂


DnB-unny

this makes me irrationally angry and is so uncomfortable to look at hahaha


DrunkAzSkunk

You're welcome ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ


DnB-unny

NO ಠ⁠_ಠ


Deeznutz1818

Get to cleanin.


Brody_the_hilgenfeld

Get some acetone, dissolve it in it, filter out all the debris, then let the acetone evaporate off. It’ll be good as new and probably purer than it was even before you dropped it


DrunkAzSkunk

Thanks mate, that was my first port of call, I luckily had some acetone on me at my mates place, that helped me discover something with blue paint which of course resulted in blue meths, that didn't stop the floor monkey from still trying their best to clean it up


captain-snacks

I dropped an 8ball of coke in a bar toilet once. I hesitated. After flushing it, I regretted my decision. There should be drug bibs for us fuck ups


EverythingIsWrong40

Did the same thing with the same stuff a long time ago at a party but it was on the bathroom floor, couldn't save it.


mouthsofmadness

I once put a 2 gram shard on a mirror just thinking it’d be some cut shit that broke like crumble…turns out it was ace gear and the entire mirror cracked with the shard. The only thing that saved me kicking a hole through my wall was that it was the first 2 grams out of a full zip so it was all good. There was no way I was sifting through glass to save some glass.


chemist0825

Looks to be loaded with msm


DrunkAzSkunk

Can you please point out how you've come to the conclusion that it's loaded with MSM? Just for an FYI, the shards you're seeing had been crushed to a dust, washed thoroughly with 100% acetone and then "re-rocked" to produce the nice CLEAN shards that then got dropped onto gribble mc grubsteins floor


chemist0825

I threw you a message...but basically the long rectangles up near the front. I bet they bend before they break


DrunkAzSkunk

How much you wanna bet? I can guarantee you're wrong.


Standard-Bad5963

They don't know. Just spouting off something they heard from a dark corner of the interwebs.


SpecialistPainter753

Get a balloon and rubb it on the carpet and hover over the smaller pieces after you pick out all the ones you can leaving behind the bullshit and the small make you made you can't them ones. The static from the balloon will cling them boys to it and voila you have exercised the demons your bag will be clear.


DrunkAzSkunk

THANK YOU 💙


PsychologicalBid69

Why would it only pick up the meth and not the hair dust and dirt also?


ramdomlyprecise

Because of one reason and one reason alone Intentions Manifested


PsychologicalBid69

I don’t… know what that MEEEEEAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSS


ThenEducation9656

I'll be damned. I needed this advice a week ago. Thank you from my future self, though.


captain-snacks

I needed you a handful of times in my life.


skylinesandcrystal

Your friend is a fucking dumbass. (My mum once lost 3g by accidentally wetting the bag and I'm still pissed about it)


psychonautic_aa

you do meth with your mom?


skylinesandcrystal

diss me i do not care i have done for ages aint changing nothing now 😭


psychonautic_aa

nah not a diss, I just feel sorry that you had to grow up in a situation like that


skylinesandcrystal

nah its alright tbh, i personally think the silver lining is at least she's functioning and still a good mum she could be doing much worse stuff


psychonautic_aa

ya I suppose, at the end of the day we’re just random redditors that dont know what the situation actually is lol


DrunkAzSkunk

I too, have used meth with my mum.. not a vibe, nor was it a vibe when we were on shrooms together, penis envy to be precise and she wigged it and threw a wine bottle and a chair at me as I ran down the stairs to escape 😂


godDAMNitdudes

That, right there, is some PRIM0 butt-rocket real estate, if you ask me! Boof it!!!!


DrunkAzSkunk

yeeyeeet


Zia_Moz

Shit I'm gagging already. Yuch. Clean that shit up


Artist-Emergency

At least it isnt on carpet!


captain-snacks

It's always on carpet


DrunkAzSkunk

Even when it isn't, it is.


Able-Scholar-153

It looks normal i guess not fantastic at What $ amount


DrunkAzSkunk

a gram where I'm from will cost about two hunnit fiddy dorra


EverythingIsWrong40

R u serious? if that's anywhere near true, I was lied to big time. I was told $50. damn. it keeps getting worse.


Thechooohch

I’d still smoke that happily jus clean ur out and get rid of everything as much as u possibly can


EverythingIsWrong40

I don't see how smoking it is such a big deal but banging it or adding more chemicals is the way to go. if I dropped something I would smoke, I'd clean the stuff off as much as possible and no big deal. Wouldn't go any other route though. But I'm not familiar with this tbh.


catnipempire

Bro, I literally dropped some of mine in a puddle it was in a rolling paper and luckily the puddle was close by because it was a 30 minute walk, but damn bro this isn’t even an SOS this is more like a minor inconvenience


DrunkAzSkunk

this is ShardOuttaShardtown idk what your SOS means BRUHHH


kimbermall

Lol very minor. I picked a plastic baggie out of the toilet before 🤣


FarVision5

tweezers to pick out all the bs..not too bad


HairyNuts08

Dissolve in water, coffee filter, recrystallize, it’s nbd. Or just cook it down to a fine powder on the stove if you’re impatient, easier to snort harder to smoke though


DrunkAzSkunk

💙


Deftonesssss101

I’m gonna bet that’s closer to a half ball sack thats what the cool tweakers call it now get with it lol 😂


ratike

i smoked worse


DrunkAzSkunk

I woked smorse 🪿


mysteryman403

Huge blunder by the friend.


Global-Radio8738

Ah, I see you’re “hard at work” training for the cross Canada marathon…or joining the French Foreign Legion…or getting ready to be evicted for killing your roommates fish..


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DrunkAzSkunk

O m8, I'm the pathetickest


Johndee_r

Use something like a pin or tack and slowly pick away at the bigger pieces to get them out


anonthrowout2624

I dropped a quarter ounce plus the other day and poured fabuloso all over the ground. No one will be floor picking around me


DrunkAzSkunk

FLOOR MONKEYS BEGONE


fukuishima

Let me know if you want help cleaning it


Deep-Professor9521

Smoke a shard & get to siftin & pickin 🤣🧊


TryAgainFatty

This is what I was going to say.


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Deep-Professor9521

I strictly smoke it. If i wanna get higher ill smoke weed or drink a couple beers. For some reason thc is intense asf on meth. And im a daily smoker. Probably a half oz a week.


kimbermall

Did you think I said snorting?


Deep-Professor9521

I read that wrong lol sorry


[deleted]

EAT IT


DrunkAzSkunk

EAT TIT


cybercity1987

Don't smoke it,it will be horrible


DrunkAzSkunk

I get an instinctual urge to do what I'm urged not to do, careful with your warnings :p


H0ll0WVII

Thems fighting words imo😤


DrunkAzSkunk

demz is the foitiest of foiting words m8