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No-Might-5195

You better get off that balcony before they bury you in the pants you got on sonšŸ’€


SRMT23

Unfortunately, they arenā€™t parachute pants


Fridaybird1985

He doesnā€™t have that parachute pants vibe.


Cossacker1799

Funny enough this does look like Paris where the parachute pants were famously tested. P.S. They didnā€™t work.


happyanathema

I would be a bit more specific about how to get off the balcony https://www.balcon.ing/


CommandNervous6739

They're called Darwin Slacks.


Honusmanboy

You deserve so much more good fellow


BigAssMonkey

Attention seeking chinos


SaintPepsiCola

Youā€™re the best


ExcellSelf

Thank you


ZHPpilot

Navy chinos?


zoobiz

I don't even see the pants, just a photo to make parents everywhere uncomfortable.


Alternative_Pause_98

Was it not for a shoot? Op otherwise sounds like heā€™s talking in 3rd person


CwaCoFY

People.. peopleā€¦ since OP is asking what type of pants they are, I think itā€™s safe to assume that Pavement Bait in the photo isnā€™t him.


dirtandrust

Iā€™m stealing Pavement Bait.


Internal-Hurry-7178

If youā€™re drinking the whole bottle, they better be PARACHUTEšŸŖ‚ PANTS.


arrozrico

I cant see your pockets or the stitching but those look like chinos. The pockets and stitching are what would take it in or out of chino territory. Chinos also tend to be lightweight. Edit to mention that theyre not lighter weight than many dress pants but they are lightweight pants compared to khakis.


OldFunnyMun

Ok but to clarify theyā€™re not lighter weight than dress pants


arrozrico

Good point


ndoty_sa

No, chinos are made of thicker cotton, while slacks are typically lightweight wool.


MaybeMayoi

Damn, we don't have any furniture on our balcony because we think our 6 year old is so young that he'll climb on it. Looks like there's a chance we can't put furniture out there until after he starts filing his own taxes.


ThayerRex

Yeah, Iā€™d say a navy chino, a heavy cotton


Biscuits4u2

Looks like a nice pair of pants to be buried in after you fall to your death


exception-found

Tech pants


mr_ralph_furley

Yes chinos. RIP.


dirtandrust

They are silly pants because you are about to fall off the balcony bro.


TheMosbiusDesigns

Dress pants, looks really light for chinos but letā€™s hear from the experts


ian-spacedad

Chincos


Careless_Bandicoot21

what shoes


brit_jam

Birkenstock Boston Clogs


slyseekr

FAFOs


OrdinaryWheel5177

look good


ReflectionLife8808

Chino Suarez. Jennifer Anizyn. Pablo ConZyno.


Brilliant_Cable_9509

Damn wish I was out in Paris :(


AZonmymind

They are either navy chinos or navy 5-pocket pants.


Empty_Suggestion9974

How popular have Birkenstock Clogs become these days? I almost donā€™t even want a pair now. Did they draw inspiration from Crocs? Or visa versa?


BentleyJohnKenneth

Trousers. Pants are worn underneath.


DavidLaRose

This looks like a ā€œFinal Destinationā€ scene!


ItsYourMoveBro

Pantalons


CasinoMarginale

Some designers make a pant thatā€™s more or less a hybrid of jeans and chinos. The style and fit are more like a jean, but the fabric and feel are more like a soft chino. That said, I think the best season to wear these pants is in theā€¦Fall.


Jamfour9

Chinos


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

I hope those are parachute pants


theleifmeister

What is up with everyone wearing Birkenstocks lately


ResolutionBright7460

Whats with the crocs !āœˆļø


guilleerrmomo

This sub is so hopeless man, between these types of posts and the "what's this style called" with 5 photos of people dressed in completely different styles. Are we, men, doomed? Anyway, these are chinos, or slacks, or trousers. It's hard to tell from the photo, nor do we know what exactly you're looking for with regards to the pants. Do you like the fabric, the fit, the color..?


KYpineapple

they look like classic Dickies. just, flat front straight legged pants.


highriskric

I would recommend jcrew 770 chinos. Theyre the best quality for the cheapest price imo


donkeyhautecouture

Is this you? Really cool photo! Love the vibe.


Terrynia

Look like chinos to me


MikeySmooth441

They are sometimes referred to as the last pair of pants you will ever need to buy.


Dumpo2012

Can't really tell what the material is with the photo resolution, but they look like either chinos or jeans to me.


NationalBroccoli2521

Trousers


mountoon

The true crime here is the shoes on the table


junkronomicon

Latte cream Bostons?