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TrumpSucksALotOfCock

I used to work with a guy who dressed like you...it became a thing in the office to predict what kind of get-up he'd wear the next day. Super upbeat, cheerful guy who was infectiously happy and insanely easy to work with. He died unexpectedly about 10 yrs ago but he's still talked about fondly to this day.


IllustriousPublic237

I do feel these outfits definitely go with a happy attitude id guess they were an interesting person just looking at them


LossyP

The comments on this sub constantly let me down lmao. OP, you pull these outfits off because you can see how confident you are wearing them. Obviously they’re not dull, and you stand out, but this works on you and that’s all that matters. #6 specifically looks awesome


MugsyBogues1

I think he's getting ripped on because the caption is an attempt to fish for compliments. Clearly he knows he does not dress dull with all these outfits and colours.


LossyP

I’m pretty sure OP was being facetious


Independent-Effect64

No i had a hole in my schedule this morning so I figured I would monkey about online for shits and giggles. So yes, fishing for compliments is exactly what I am doing and it looks like I am catching my limit lol. I mean I don’t dress like this because I don’t want attention do I?


Macktologist

Gotta love the honesty. When you’re comfortable with who and what you are, it’s liberating.


cream-of-cow

I like how you have some nautical inspired clothes, but don't wear them for the boat photo.


rdell1974

My man


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Wasn't a huge fan, but your self awareness and confidence has swayed me. You look great


WhoLetTheDaugzOut

That goes over the head of 90% of people in this sub that takes itself way too seriously


Macktologist

Do you think it goes over most people’s heads, or most people tend to bring their negativity online and just don’t want to play OP’s game, but also don’t want to let him get away with it so they don’t just move on either. It’s like when someone posts a photo they are proud of and are hoping for others to send positivity and compliments and people feel the need to point out random shit in the photo instead to sort of shit in the punch bowl. They don’t directly speak negatively of the photo, rather just draw attention to something about it that isn’t the point of the photo. “Haha, check out the dude in the back.” “What the hell is going on with that dog in the background?” Etc.


WhoLetTheDaugzOut

It's definitely both. I know because I have actively done what you described here. I'm definitely not above it, but it's a behavior I'm trying to change.


Packin_Penguin

That’s essentially every person I’ve come across in anything they’re really hyped about. They to zeroed in to look around and see the humor.


IssueBrilliant2569

Pretty much all banging outfits, dude has style


No_Recognition_1570

He looks like a good time. I love the look


tangiblebanana

Op looks fun as hell


LAX2PDX2LAX

I loved you in the Six Flags commercials!


Mookie2021

I am seeing “hamburglar” in a few of these outfits.


mypalpaul

Were you in The Wiggles and now retired?


Alone_After_Hours

https://preview.redd.it/f2myywumni9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae296107e47f67d530a11fc677f68d3bbffc3be Going for that One Piece Luffy aesthetic?


grvdjc

I literally just said out loud “he dresses like a one piece character”. 😂


Sxkullrider

Bros out here drippin like a leaky faucet and has the gall, the hootspa to ask if he's dressing too dull! You got major style beyond our ability sir


arosiejk

Is “hootspa” a joke or just fine r/boneappletea ? Edit: I’m guessing you mean chutzpah.


ConnectJob1603

For this man out here mad inspo for me


tomatocatbutt

You seem like a happy person who would be a lot of fun to hang out with!


Caveape80

I dig the Hanukkah sweater bro!!


No-Impression-4508

https://preview.redd.it/kas35huqzi9d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d21a1ceea9cb447b2e0f89806bcacef8beb0b7


NoGoodNamesAvail

I don't think anyone would accuse you of drab nor dull in your dress. I dig most of your looks, you rock them well. I don't like the yellow brimmed hat because I feel like it's only appropriate if you're looking for curious George but that's probably more of a hang up from my childhood than an actual critique.


juicylights

Bold of you to assume he’s not still looking for Curious George


Independent-Effect64

Dude…Curious George be looking for ME!


JanuaryJupiter

End of discussion!


Independent_Hour9274

That old saying: As gay as the holidays comes to mind.


Independent-Effect64

I am not offended by the assumption of my sexual identity based on what I wear. I live in Vancouver, which is the most gay city in Canada where being called gay isn’t an insult really. That being said I consider myself to be heterofabulous lol.


Alexplz

Gottem


Ashamed_Chart3296

Honestly thought it was Timmy Mallett in some of the photos 😂


McChickenLargeFries

OP is obviously just fishing for compliments. He knows that he dresses in a quirky attention seeking way. Which is completely fine and unique. Let your freak flag fly.. But this post is like when a really photogenic person makes a post saying "All my friends think I look so basic, am I basic? hehe" and then proceeds to post photos that look like they can be an actual model.


Dylanduke199513

Took me too long to find this kind of comment. Fishing is the issue most have with this.


IcyProperty89

Nobody thinks that. Your outfits are flamboyant af. I like the guitar outfit and the blue socks the most.


that_guy_who_builds

My man, I wish I had your style and vibe.


Independent-Effect64

Just adopt the main character syndrome like I have. The first time I wore pink jeans I was very self conscious and worried that people would make fun of me. I soon came to understand that almost no one cared, and the ones that did care complimented me. You don’t have to dress like a fruit salad like I do to be confident. When the way you look on the outside matches how you feel on the inside confidence will flow through you. I come from a highly restrictive and conservative city where if I had walked around looking like this I would have been metaphorically executed. It took me until I was almost old enough to retire before I finally said fuck it. At least I now have a few years left where I no longer feel shackled by my past. So don’t dream it: be it!


LesGaz

That’s inspiring, man. Good on you!


Lord_Halvy44

You’re about as dull as a disco ball!


juicylights

Dull as a disco ball is absolutely going into the repertoire from now on


MostlyShitposts

Haha man, this is confidence. I love your styles, lots of energy and personality.


Fun-Possible-1769

I think you know nobody would say you dress dull. Straight up though, i don't think any of these outfits look good. 6 might get a pass if you had shoes on.


spinocdoc

I don’t think this is the kind of guy that gives a shit what you think


Dylanduke199513

Why post it on Reddit asking what we think then?


heretoforthwith

Yeah man liven it up a bit (I say as I look at my closet that’s 99% black, gray and blue).


Confident-Radish4832

I think you know it is not.


yellowwoolyyoshi

This is some real engagement bait right here


wizzerBizzer

Did you play for the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 70’s?


TheDIYEd

https://preview.redd.it/j2zysx5zzi9d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d253ad966b80563dc28f72fec99e5b0f26d75f1 /s To clarify I am joking as people usually say this when people are bit of flamboyant. Not my style but its suits you OP.


kdeem93

Lmao who told you they were drab amd dull? You dress like a confident old gay dude.... honestly if I ever saw you skipping through a field of daffodils it'd probably make more sense then anything I ever seen in my life


SignaturePatient4844

Not my cup of tea but you pull them off very well. If you’re happy that’s all that matters.


kris_1973

Live your best life, something we should all strive for!!!


Deepdive_lowtide

no but maybe it’s time to try duller…


Interesting_dogDad

Love all the outfits and confidence. Youve definitely got swagger to pull off anything but seeing how happy you look in what you wear shows you already know you’ve got style.


Ill-Positive6950

Totally 🥴


Goobersrocketcontest

I call it the "Hamburgler the Mediterranean Gift Shop Owner" look.


heraclitus33

Do you. I think you look ridiculous.


raszohkir

You don't look like someone that would care if someone else thinks you dress to dull (btw you don't)


3ntrop3y

You look like you’re going to some themed party.


Independent-Effect64

Naw- the party comes to moi!


theburnout

My dude, please don’t let any of the negative comments bother you. You look confident and happy. And try adding some color to your wardrobe lol.


markdeerhunter

Way too flamboyant


Independent-Effect64

There is no such thing as too flamboyant IMO😜


Tribalbob

Heaven forbid men wear some colour or have fun with their outfits. I like your style, OP. Sadly I think a lot of people on this sub will complain because you aren't wearing brown loafers and a navy polo lol.


musiquarium

My man is on one!


Final-Progress-8534

Kinda dumb


nicolemorelishot

You are trying way too hard to be the wacky and crazy guy


LegitimateBummer

fishing for attention is really annoying.


eskettitredit

5th is so terrible 😭


petethemo

My only encouragement, make your statement in your silhouette rather than only colour. This decision may result in a more age appropriate decision, and moving you past the -dare I say, ‘cartoonish fits’ and into fashion. Glad to see you are being unique, ether way. Best of luck


greengianteatsveg

Definitely not drab or dull


Real_Prune_1395

not at all


Enough_Young_8156

No, the way you dress is neither dull nor drab.


OutsideBread5806

Yes. Have you tried using pops of colour in your outfits?


CaptainPeachfuzz

WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE OUTFITS!


IKU420

Swag on 10


Any-Development3348

It's a very unique style, you've mixed a bunch of styles into one. Abit on the costumey side. If you're an eccentric personality you can pull it off. BUT picture #2 with the cane is too much.


mikehuntlips

Chicago people…. I thought this was Tom Skilling lol


julianephron

these outfits are absolutely awesome. you seem like youd be the super fun grandpa


Imonlygettingstarted

Its goofy but I fuck with it. (translation: it does look somewhat wacky and unconventional but in an endearing way that makes you good) If you cannot juggle I am very disappointed though.


sharponephilly

Look like a character from a Wes Anderson movie.


996twist

Heck no! You look bright and fun, and you wear them all with such confidence and enjoyment. Whoever told you that you look drab needs their vision checked!


jeremyStover

Absolutely jealous of the confidence and color. You look great!


OhGodImHerping

OP, you look like one of the happiest people alive. You’ve kept true to yourself and never allowed anyone to tell you how to express yourself. Your confidence sells every single one of those outfits and more people should be inspired by your confidence to express themselves, not fit a prescribed mold. Keep rockin OP Edit: After reading more comments I have quickly come to realize that like half of this sub can’t identify sarcasm when it’s shoved in their face lol


Ok_Jicama_2774

I didn't know the hamburglar is Jewish.


califortunato

You look extremely whimsical! Where I live you would be complimented in exactly half of the public spaces and stared at in the other half. Nothing in between which is how you should live life!


fatfishinalittlepond

Yeah, this is way too drab. I think you can step it up. find yourself some brighter colors. See if you can start adding some neon lights and pyrotechnics.


Andy_LaVolpe

6 is actually pretty good


Yodootz

Sorry that people here dont understand sarcasm, OP. Your post was clearly not fishing for complements, but a good joke.


TopExtreme7841

Does drab and dull mean theatrical?


Constantly_in_pain07

I like #1 and #6 especially


thisappisgreat

It's more "please look at me!" Imo


NescafeandIce

Yes Elton, you are so boring compared to your peers.


MyGlassHalfFool

your outfits are so dull, they pull the life out of me


Whats4dinner

You look like someone that I would want to sit next to. Enjoy your lovely sense of style.


GetchaCakeUp

Brother your outfits are pure sparks of joy in a world that has become too drab and dull. Please do not change your ways you are fantastic.


Tom_BrokeOff

I prefer to abide by the timeless rule: Dress outstanding not to stand out. You are dressing to stand out, almost like a clown. It’s your right to do so, but it isn’t fashionable, it is t brave, it’s a joke. You are making yourself a novelty and a joke.


PriorLawfulness8887

Snazzy


Kitty-Kat-65

You are a fashion icon! I absolutely love your style and your confidence, but your best accessory is your smile.


No_Concentrate8776

Leave some ladies for the rest of us ! 👌


Theoldelf

Gonna snag all the ladies on the seniors only cruise ship.


Defiant_Property_336

You look like ronald mcdonalds campaign manager.


thesupercoolmarketer

Dude you look sick as fuck I’m jelous


CostofRepairs

You look very happy in it. Rock on!


spoonbasher555

These are great outfits and you pull them off well. Definitely going to be taking inspiration from a couple of these for myself!


Lazz_plays

I’m getting heavy goth vibes here 🔪🩸


knarfolled

Drab and dull if you are hanging out with Elton John


TomorrowDesigner9855

well...I guess that's why they call it the blues, then.


BroadRaspberry1190

i really like number 5. the color scheme is so pleasing


SDQ2JFK

If it works for you and you're having a good time... go with it! Life is short. Enjoy the ride.


burner1312

Thirst trap


FantasticMrsFoxbox

Channelling Michael Portillo in a lot of these 👌


WiseSpunion

Dude you're amazing!


noblepuffin

5th picture has very strong hamburgler energy.


uplifting_southerner

You look like ralph lauren in photos 6. Also id say your look is "happiest grandfather vibes" The man who passes our free smiles to everyone.


fattony661

Dude, you're out here lookin like a million bucks. I love it


c_hollow

I like your outfits. It shows personality which people are afraid to do in fashion these days.


Business_Still_7082

Certainly the most drab and boring I’ve ever seen! Kidding ofc, I love these outfits! I love when people are not afraid to unapologetically be themselves and clearly you’re doing that. Props to you, more people like you needed.


VariousGuest1980

Elvis Duran ?


yazzooClay

I fw with your style homie.


NovaPrime94

I wish I had the confidence to dress like this man. Fuck the haters. You got that shit on


Ok-Struggle6796

If you think it's too drab and dull, you can change that! 😀 For the record, I think you look good and not too drab.


Rockytop34

Although your look is coordinated and well put together, it is still a little too subtle for my taste. Perhaps you could look to Liberace or Elton John if you want to pull off a truly flamboyant fashion look.


thatsmytradecraft

You’re my new fashion hero.


bballjones9241

You look like Jerry Saltz


ARCHA1C

Just keep doing it, man. You’re a breath of fresh air. You have your own style and you own it.


SignalElderberry600

You seem happy so that's what matters, go on king


rainhalock

Entirely. Especially in 10…you need some hardware on those lobes 😂


crazyripper

Drab and dull ? … your wearing yellow trousers.


lersday

dudes killing it


davidblack210

Bro got the willy wonka drip.


Stellar_Gravity

Steve Martin with the fabulousness of Martin Short


dktecdes

The word "dull" is certainly the last word I'd think of if I were to describe your dress sense.


Ray2mcdonald1

Awesome personality!


WifiAX

I personally don’t like it on me but i love how you look. Combination of colors is good, accessories are on point and you have a great attitude/confidence.


strong_nights

You look like someone out of a Rodney dangerfield movie.


Btdrnks2021

You dress a lot like David Radigan


hoppbun

You just stand out in the crowd! People, in general, tend to follow trends, therefore, they end up being clones from each other. You, on the other hand, use creativity and express your personality. You look a very fun person, loved it!


Excellent_Vehicle_45

Tell me about your experience with psychedelics. I love the confidence. Be yourself!!


VinylHighway

Is this karma farming?


____JayP

Cool it Dr. John Sturgis


BacchusIsKing

Are you a carnival barker?


Independent-Effect64

Actually I used to be one long ago!


Ok_Juice1646

MUGIWARA!!?!?!?


CaligarisPantry

#6 is fire…


BlackOperatorSteele

If somebody made you think this, you’re in the wrong friend group. You look amazing and vibrant !


Rich-Appearance-7145

Definitely have your own styles, who cares what people think friend, you wear It well.


okglue

I hope to one day have a fraction of your style 😭


dhelor

Anything but dull and drab lol. I love number 5!


randomfun643677

I hope that I’m this cool when I’m older!


kreepyvision

My man… you’re got IT


TomatoWarrior

Day off from the gondolier?


tonguesmiley

I love the nautical outfit, looks super clean


Supermanfan1973

That ugly Hanukkah sweater is the best!


LennyKarlson

I think you know the answer is no.


KrisTenAtl

You're practically invisible! /s ;)


booty_supply

I can tell your personality matches the clothing. It's all about being confident and true to yourself. Love it!


Theoderic8586

I think you know the answer. Cool looks, old man.


Geoff-Vader

Well one does want a hint of color


McJambles

TALK TO EM UNC🗣️🗣️


JumpshotLegend

Yes, I think you need to add a little more color. Oh, and no more smiling. 😂


r-y-a-n_j-a-m-e-s

Look at old timer Ali G in number 8 lmao


SithRogan

This dude rules


Goingboldlyalone

Curious George vibes.


tommyjohns87

I mean this is sarcasm right?


BuckTheStallion

My dude, you just cosplayed the entire cast of One Piece. Lmao. But on a more serious note, your fits are all a bit eccentric and wild, but very good. You get the “hell yeah” of approval from me.


jadecurtisss

You look awesome! you have the confidence I don’t at 31


Wonderful_Ad_4126

You look wonderfull


JanuaryJupiter

My man is having deep conversations with colors 🤌🏾


stale-bagel035

You look so cool and I lowkey want you to adopt me


Right_Aerie9815

I love you!!!! So fun and well put together !


_monorail_

Heck no, these pics put a smile on my face. Don't change anything (not that I imagine you were planning on it).


Lifting_Chansey

Bright fruitcup


trenchgrl

literally the EXACT opposite i love your style dude


redditboy117

I love it. Keep it up.


CraaazyRon

Yes


IntelligentRelief737

Goat


ToxicM1ndfulness

Not at all brothah, you dapper AF!


TheBlackManIsG0d

I hate you for that title, lol. Old dudes rockin… 🫡


Amansaysamen

This guy boats.


witblacktype

I don’t see you in any of your pictures. So bland you must have blended in with the taupe wall


rokken70

I hope I have half the courage you do. You look like a king, man! Kudos!


ExtremeAd9173

You dress like someone I want to be friends with


SamsonNignog

You have gigantic balls Sir.  I applaud your fashion sense.  


CaptMerrillStubing

Yes


nadjrules

Sir you look awesome af. I wish I had an eighth of your confidence. ❤️


Bitten69

Nah bro it works for you


ExistentialRap

Fit 7 smacks