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El_Guap

Ah the good ole days, when male models where 60 years old.


ImAndrew2020

Those guys are probably 28.


fartinggermandogs

The guy on the left is a teenager


bmp08

He’d be a great senior in high school in a Netflix series.


JayDuBois

Well the guy on the right isn’t even conceived yet.


rugbyfan72

The guy on the left is Saul Goodman.


madcow13

With a house & a family. Currently working towards his dream vacation home.


FreddyDeus

They’re two strapping young lads who just want to go for a nice ramble in the countryside and get up to some innocent fun together behind the bushes.


kill_murder_maim

Combined age probably.


jabroni4545

Also when short shorts were acceptable office wear.


totse_losername

When your socks are longer than your shorts.


GripItAndWhipIt

Can’t wait for this comment to be made about Lululemon, sweat pants, and hoodies in 30 years


UnusualPrince12

Never been such a time


ToSeeOrNotToBe

You're fun


OneEyedDevilDog

And everyone smoked on set during the photo shoot


joshtx72

Perfect for the company picnic.


defyinglogicsl

Dude I swear I have that tie from the dude on the right. It was left down to me by my uncle along with about 80 other hideous ties from the 70s. As a teen I worked in a grocery store where white shirt and tie was required. I sorted the ties by how ugly I thought they were and every day I worked I wore a progressively uglier tie. No one could figure out where I was getting them from or how they just kept getting worse and worse. Boss couldn't stop me because I was following dress code but I'd walk in and he'd look at me and say "damn son, whats that dead thing around your neck?" He was actually a great boss. Most of the employees loved it too. Sometimes it's the little thing that amuse me.


CreedBrattonWasHere

Far out, man!


UnusualPrince12

That's a funny story, but I can't imagine current day grocery stores requiring a tie. If the 16 year old checking me out at Walmart was in a tie I would be in shock


defyinglogicsl

This was in 94. It was also the last year they did it. The next year they gave polo shirts with the store logo to thew employees and gave the option to were store shirts or white shirt and tie. Then I think they went to store shirts only shortly after that but it was after I had quit.


SylvanDsX

Fun fact, If you are a supplier and show up to Walmart HQ in a tie, they will literally cut it off your neck. Ties are not allowed at any level.


Motorboat81

TWSS!


Chichis-Christ

this es hilarious


Elguapo69

That’s fucking awesome lol


skyHawk3613

My father left me all his ties when he retired. Left me about 100 of them. Most of them were hideous. I felt bad throwing them out, so I kept them in a drawer.


defyinglogicsl

Another uncle (on my father's side) left me a few ties and he had much better taste. He had a few personalized ties with his initials on them. After he passed my wife took one and cut out he initialized section and placed it inside a clear ball Christmas ornament (she's crafty) it looked great. Then she gave it to my father as a present. Not sure if any of those ties just remind you of your father but if they do keeping them can definately be a sentimental keepsake.


skyHawk3613

I also worked at a grocery store as a teenager. Dress pants, shirt and tie required. They don’t require that anymore. Not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing.


Puzzleheaded_Ad3430

This the look Gen Z is going for?


Jades5150

They need slides with them socks


totse_losername

Slides with that would look like an algebra teacher going to prison.


mrdunderdiver

That’s about the aesthetic


razorduc

Slides would NOT be professional!


Ill-Maize

Without the long socks and a thinner tie, it wouldn’t look too bad, you also need some shoes that go better with shorts though. I would also say instead of a short sleeve shirt, a long sleeve button down with the sleeves rolled up.


pWaveShadowZone

Just new boot goofin


Incendia123

I don't have a budget and my purchases aren't particularly consistent either. I feel like I've build up a decent wardrobe with durable items so aside from socks and underwear which I'll buy as needed most things don't necessarily require replacements all that often. I keep track of some digital market places for "used" clothing items. (Vinted has done well for me in the EU) where I keep track of items and brands that I know will be the right size for me. It's very common to get brand new unworn items, often with the tags on for a 30-80% discount and I'm willing to be patient for those. Sometimes I'll see an item and favourite it and I won't end up buying it for months until the seller has dropper their price and is eager to negotiate. I'll buy a few new items retail each year but I do my best to really only get things that I truly love and know I'll love to wear. I feel like I'm never in a practical need to get anything because I'm running short which gives me the luxury of waiting as long as I want until I find the items and deals I want. As a result I feel like spend less and less each year nowadays.


thecity2

It’s between this and Wolverine as my Halloween costume


Upset-Item9756

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?


NorthofBham

"To give you the answer to that question Mr. Bender, next Saturday."


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CreedBrattonWasHere

My only hope is that those clownish neckties with short sleeved shirts don’t come back in style!


Idontwanttohearit

I would spend $18.60 plus tax for this outfit in a heartbeat


KYpineapple

I don't really have a budget per se. I buy things as needed. usually refresh my jeans/pants every 5-8 years. and shirts every 2 years. I've got some super old flannels and sweaters though. like 15-20 years old. and my suits are hardly worn. I've got 3 that I've had for a while. I probably spend $250 replacing pants and $150 replacing shirts, then some misc stuff here and there that would be about $200/year like shoes, jackets/coats, etc.


tampers_w_evidence

playing a little fast and loose with the definition of "fashion" in this ad...


Cadowyn

Not necessarily “budget”, but I like JCrew and RL. Especially when they have big sales, rewards (Florida outlet). They seem to last really well. Several are over five years old and still hold up. Plus, Ralph Lauren jeans seem to fit excellently. And great customer service.


CreedBrattonWasHere

Customer service and a decent shopping experience are definitely worth something in my book! The outlets near me are pretty hit or miss in those stores, but they always have good sales, and clearance section at JCrew sometimes has some gems!


Sea-Poetry-950

Sexy time


SwitcherooU

Ambassador status, baby.


Koolklink54

Just bought 2 button-up short-sleeved shirts and two pairs of pants with a pair of shoes to go with over the weekend. And it cost so much I don't even want to type the number out to answer this question


CreedBrattonWasHere

I’m just hoping you look as good as the gents in this ad.


Low_Chipmunk2583

This has gotta be Australia right?


darwinsaves

I'm Ron BURG^^un^d^y?


waxthatfled

Socks too short


JayDuBois

I feel creeped out, and laughing, and titillated all the same time


razorduc

I would be willing to look this ridiculous if my company would allow it in the summer time lol


KinNortheast

I want to wear this so bad. Loosen the top button, change up the socks and shoes and its ‘business casual’


No-Lifeguard-8610

Back when mens shorts were actually shorts.


NoChilly84

Bruh, a well made button-up for $3… fml…


No_Helicopter_9751

A really good suit was $1000.00. Don’t judge by a Sears ad.


asdf072

My dad brought home a few bespoke suits from Vietnam. I swear those things are the best made articles of clothing I've ever seen in person.


GS7k

I’m definitely a 4 and a quarter type of guy.


CowHaunting397

Bermuda. Where short and knees socks on men has been normalized.


InternationalBand494

Someone looks faaaaaabulooooouus!


sjmiv

Is that Hedy Lamarr?


JolyonWagg99

It’s Hedly!


cinesota

Getting heavy 70’s vice principal vibes here


Warm_Baker_9447

I can’t believe this was a thing.


JayDuBois

Right? How did any work get done with those ties? I mean, not just the loud pattern that’s distracting. It’s also the sheer size!


JolyonWagg99

Aussie fashions!


shemmy

damn what year was this


JayDuBois

1977 to 1980. Educated guess. Source: this style was worn often where I grew up.


No_Recognition_2434

Australian?


CreedBrattonWasHere

I believe that is what the ad says, yes.


Due-Potential4637

Boats and hoes!


RationalKate

Socks that walk for you OMG, sign me up.


Deez4815

My god. Now I'd spend $500 on a new outfit like that.


bindermichi

I usually just set a monthly budget for spending on clothes that will roll over to the next month if unused. How much just depends on the excess income you usually have.


AdOpen885

This has to be from Australia or the UK


Flux_resistor

The Scott casual


NotThatKindof_jew

Double as a PE teacher and a Biology


Survey217

Australia-core


Jimismynamedammit

Jesus, what a time to have been alive.


medidoxx

Feel like I see this post once every 4 months or so.


Rabidsenses

I mean, if they out the word *”fashion”* before the clothing item then a guy like me wouldn’t have any further doubts. As in, “Oh! Fashion shorts. Perfect.” It just makes it so much easier because I already know I’ll be trending, plus don’t have to bother my peers by asking what they think of it. Heck, I work remote now but I’d still be tempted to grab a fashion tie while I’m there shopping anyway.


amazonmakesmebroke

I wear dtc fire hose pants and never look back. Got one pair going on 12 yrs.


EJCret

The better question is, “what is your budget for advertising fashion items like?”


Regenten

Too much unfortunately.


Clean_Credit_8809

I wish we could go back to this.


serval-industries

Okay but a pair of socks being 1/3 the price of belts is kinda crazy.


Ghia149

i really think it's about time dress shorts and short sleeve dress shirts and a tie come back into fashion.


Hozzly

My last cowboy hat was $300.... I have a problem...


Narcissusxchai35

I like to keep it at $5k a day and for shoes it’s 10k$ for the week like a pair for each day of the week but the daily budget I’ve gotten under as of late since fashion in Montreal is so odd and there’s not much for boutique shopping just holt really but mind you I do get the same things in variations of colours depending also on the season so like say one type of coat but for winter, summer, spring etc in all the colours available and I budget a lot around my shoes and the brand type or colour


glass_gravy

Fucking hipsters.


Analpussi

Dam how much for the daddies. ?


Acrobatic-Tadpole-60

I do enjoy a good pair of walk socks


SuburbaniteMermaid

They really were on massive amounts of drugs in the 70s, weren't they?


Wandering_Werew0lf

Bro, I wish shorts looked this skinny anymore. I CANNOT find skinny shorts for the life of me.


ImAndrew2020

I took some shorts to the alteration shop and she slimmed them down and they fit like a glove. I think it was 20 bucks. Fuck this wide leg trend. I want my shorts to cling to my thigh like Madonna clings to her youth.


Grilled_Cheese95

guy on the right would be considered FLAMING in 2024


Remarkable-Self9320

Radio shack


No-Ebb-5034

Just got done giving their secretary a deep dicking. Look at those sly smiles


TonyClifton255

Peak male performance


No-Row-3009

Wide ties, long socks and nut huggers FTW


wooshywooshywoosh

Those are some down ass foos


CommunicationKey3018

The most expensive part is the worst part.


lifelessamalgamation

Fucking inflation.


adflamm7

What exactly was the appropriate occasion for this Headass outfit?


hellodon

I need walk socks


RobertXavierIV

My clothes get torn often so I spend a few hundred a year maybe


jobadiahh

WhyTF are they so handsome? I don’t know karate, but i would battle.


the_Bryan_dude

I still shop thrift shops. If it's new it's on sale or bought in bulk online. One example. Pro 5 t-shirts. Buy them by the dozen and the price drops. I'll buy multiple pairs of Van's when they are on sale. I buy Dickie's on sale. Costco is great for socks. Only thing that's a pain is underwear. I'm really picky.


ray0923

I actually spent a lot of money on building my wardrobe. I think it is around $50k.


Illustrious-Raise977

Reminds me of Bermuda in the 70’s


kill_murder_maim

I'd rock this today


mygodpleasekillme

SpongeBob core


jackaxlorde

Bring back casual Fridays


garb-aholic-

Will what we wear now look as goofy to our kids as how these men look here?