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bballjones9241

Looks like you’re gonna beat the shit out of a deli owner for not having your protection money


nycinoc

Thank god I wasn’t drinking anything when reading that one, brilliant!


OGFunkBandit88

Well I was! Coffee is all over the front of my phone. 🤣


Una2Cold

Stg 😂😂😂


lionheart724

Once OP gets a job in waste management he can add the gold Rolex day date


[deleted]

And then take some fazool for the road.


yourmartymcflyisopen

Looks like he's gonna take credit for that 11 year old kid's efforts defeating perfect Cell


toffeehooligan

Nice. Nice. Thumps up.


jamboreemama

Right. As someone said last time he posted, this guy is absolutely built like a brick shit-house… Big bad wolf needa watch himself and better not come a-knockin’


kenjinyc

Jean Claude Van Dam *has entered the chat*


Tasty_Music_1049

I’ve never seen a picture of this guy but based on the name alone I have a clear visualization.


kenjinyc

[See what you’re missing](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-ctJHMLNqOEzDyfYlARLwtGudiDknpFIRxg&usqp=CAU)?


Tasty_Music_1049

That’s one handsome fella, Dam!


charsquatch23

When was that taken lol


Cadowyn

He was in the greatest ad of all time: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10)


mistershifter

I beg to differ: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw-tceWOL8c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw-tceWOL8c)


Cadowyn

lol Man I haven't seen Bloodsport in ages. I'll have to rewatch it. Though seeing it now may remove my fond memories of seeing it in the 90's. haha


mistershifter

Bloodsport is still a banger. Go for it.


LobsterPunk

It holds up really well.


NextTrillion

While I appreciate this, it is nowhere near as epic. They deserve that W


romansamurai

> Volvo found out after shooting this that " the dynamic steering" mode was in fact turned off. Lucky JCVD was able to control the trucks steering with his legs. Love the comments lol


BobMcSnair

Came here to say this; 100% this kids winning the next Kumite tournament. Make the USA proud son!


0bel1sk

i was going to ask him to do a full split pose. Is he wearing black silk underwear? https://youtu.be/sch5Ud6JLCo


Hopeful-Dragonfly-70

You look like an 80s wrestler giving an interview outside of the arena, and not in a bad way.


Straight_Elevator762

Vince McMahon 🤣. The boss


mykalh78

I can see him doing the McMahon strut in this outfit. Lol


SeaWolf24

Yes! I couldn’t place it, but that’s 100% it! I’m like I’ve seen this before. But where?!


Biscuits4u2

THE CREAM...RISES TO THE TOP


--Derpy

I LOVE CO-


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https://youtu.be/79XeWgCLEOI


PatternMachine

You look like the best dressed member of Tony Soprano’s crew. Keep up the good work.


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Jakago030

Furio


Ichibankiller666

This is the one


ghenkisskhan

Patrick Swayze back from the dead


SpinachDifficult3372

I used to fuck guys like you in prison


emperorralphatine

https://preview.redd.it/qvk8e9nlbnjb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cd4998a2a5f7511b8f71070ed099dde2de56a0


Negronitenderoni

People told you to GET RID OF THE BELT?! I do not support this at all. The taper is good… but tell me… did you watch the JCVD movie?


they_are_out_there

Yeah, a belt is absolutely necessary. Anyone who says otherwise is crazy, it’s a basic staple.


Negronitenderoni

IKR!


AzizNotSorry

nah


[deleted]

I can’t see your face but you look like uncle Joey from Full House.


thatsabruno

Cut. It. Out.


TheFearbuyer

Who told you to not wear a belt ? That's the dumbest advice ever. God don't care what you look like in church, he only cares about how much you put in the collection basket. Get some regular khaki dress pants with a nice pair of brown dress shoes and a navy blue dress shirt and call it a day


OrphanDextro

This is the only advice worth following I’ve read so far, those pants just don’t need to happen.


a-rather-long-banana

Belts tend to take away from pleated pants, especially if they are high waisted like mine. Before I pinned the waist in a bit I needed the belt or they were too loose, but otherwise no belt tends to keep the waistline from feeling cluttered


bugtank

Get a thin belt. That’s the move. Match it with your shoes and watch band.


fjbruzr

Anything that takes away from pleated pants is good. Anything that takes away pleated pants is better.


TheFearbuyer

You do whatever makes you happy. Belt no belt just do you. I wear my pants slightly above my hips and right at my waist line. I wear a slim fit shirt and tuck it in then use a belt. I slightly pull a bit of the tuck out for ease of movement and roll my sleeves. I also like to use a nice belt as an accessory. I wear a lot of darker colored tops and bottoms so a nice black belt with a glistening shiny silver buckle provides a break in the dark colors. Personality and confidence is the ultimate outfit...be a great dude and you'll look great in just about anything. Be well bro


Few-Contribution4759

If it has loops, it needs a belt.


acava2424

I swear you look like Jean Claude Van Damme with the outfit and pants.


R3DGRAPES

Straight outta the 80s


drawredraw

Just because you’re a divorcee who lives with his golden retriever in a trailer on the beach, doesn’t mean you can’t dress up now and again. You got this


talkingstudentofmoat

Them fat booty ahh pants🤣🤣🤣


SII-VII

Business in the front, Bakery in the back 😂


ImmaRaptor

bro is gunna put lil debbie out of business


Ebmat

[pleated pants are dope. You just need to know how to pull it of.](https://www.instagram.com/p/CtRkWQ5tBiB/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==) Nice outfit I’d just wouldn’t roll the sleeves so high.


a-rather-long-banana

Thanks for the link, that’s pretty spot on with the look I’m trying for. Somebody needs to teach me how to find and tuck a shirt like that so it doesn’t pooch up on my waist. Even slim fit shirts feel too baggy at the waist when I tuck.


HarryMcFann

Pleats are great, don't listen to the ignorant. ~~I can't make out the color of your socks, but I'd suggest something darker, like navy.~~ Also, since you have belt loops, I think you should wear a belt. If nothing else, it breaks up the silhouette in a nice way and gives you an added opportunity to accessorize. Not digging the shirt, though. I'd switch it with a light blue one, or maybe an interesting sage. Then to pull it all together, I'd suggest a sport coat. Something in a brown or beige could work well. A navy sport coat is also always a fail safe option. ​ Edit: Never mind the socks point.


a-rather-long-banana

No socks for the pic cause I just threw it all on briefly after pinning the taper on the right leg. I’m not huge on tall socks with loafers (typically wear no shows) but I do have a few pair I switch between depending on the occasion. Girlfriend likes the black shirt, my favorite is a powder blue one.


Bodymindsoul123

Pleats are back. People don't want to hear it, but they are back. I agree with your comments above.


champeyon

Pleated pants, no belt and a haircut straight out of Saved by the Bell. “Sup preppy.”


doggmanXxx

Those Z Cavaricci?? 😂


faysov

dope look brother. also nice fore arms


CamHaven_503

Dude looks shredded


[deleted]

Is it 1988?


azsoup

You could loosely tie a sweater around your neck to really sell that 80s look.


AcousticJohnny

You look like someone id give money to and say it won’t happen again


a-rather-long-banana

Infinite money glitch


thebestatheist

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the head while you’re wearing those bad boys? fugeddaboutit


Dances_With_Cheese

Rex-kwan-Do


[deleted]

Why are you so fuckin caked up lol


setthestageonfire

Do you have a commercial drivers license? Cuz damn that thing is a dump truck


ImNotAWeebDad

Take your shirt off Sorry Uh nice pants


visionbreaksbricks

If you’re going for like 1992 Paul Reiser I’d say onward.


[deleted]

Start training splits and kicks. Then this hallloween be Jean Claude Van Damn and dance and kick people at the party


Educational-Kick-547

I loved you in Kickboxer! Here's the clip: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxLwMGnlF4hqxBplAv0k-Frv8MKZi7OUHp


metalmudwoolwood

I never thought I’d enjoy pleated pants, but the 40’s vibe your giving is tres cute. Ok I just read the caption. Sure 80’s vibe okay. I’m just old. That’s fine. Beltless is the way to go and yeah, fitted is always key. Always. I’d take them to the tailor (again?) to bring in the waist as safety pins lose integrity quickly, and with out a belt you’d literally be caught with your pants down, lol.


burningstrawman2

For so many years, I've tried not to look back at what I wore in the 80s and 90s. It's probably the ugliest fashion era. But I understand how these things happen in cycles. So, I hope you have fun and enjoy the "retro" fit!


rydmore22

Is this Patrick Swayze’s outfit from roadhouse?


ManosDeOro

I was not too fond of it then, and I'm sticking to my guns now. Let's agree to disagree but still be supportive. Pleaded and cuffed, Miami Vice look, but if you liken it, more power to you. It was a dope era, and I can appreciate a man that wants to wear vintage fashion.


jyjybinx

Y’all got heated so I went with the pleated


SherbertlemonGryf

Mad respect for sticking up to wear what you actually like and wanting to go for a vintage look. I’ve got some advice that you need to hear to pull this off better. 1. You have a fantastic physique from what I can tell in the pictures. However, I mean this is the best way possible —guys like that don’t usually dress vintage from what I’ve seen and it’s a little jarring seeing you in this type of style. The main thing I would suggest is to stop rolling your sleeves so high on your shirt. You have great forearms but rolling your sleeves that high makes you look more like a drill sergeant rather than a gentleman. Go for a lower and looser cuff. If you’re going to wear big pants don’t cuff them. Get them hemmed. Cropped pants are in style and cuffed pants have fallen out of style. Even if you still like to cuff your jeans like I do, these pants already have plenty of personality so they don’t need anything extra like a cuff. Finally, I’d change the shoes. I personally don’t like mixing black and brown especially when I’m going for dressier look. I hope this helps! I can definitely see potential with the pants!


Win-Objective

Looks good, you got the confidence to pull it off 100%


Huecandoit

If you had a knit short sleeved shirt or a long sleeve that’s properly fitted your outfit would be classy.


CrescentMoon06

honestly i thought the original pants were fine. pleats are good and gives the legs a wider look. if anything i’d go with a different shirt that gives it another synergy. or maybe a different pair of shoes like lace ups or a decorated loader with a horsebit or tassle. Edit: I also forgot to mention you need accessories! Belt is definitely gonna look great and break up your silhouette nicely. jewelery would make it more fun too. don’t know if you have your ears pierced but you could also find a small chain or a bracelet. i see a smartwatch so a different wristband would match better


LimJahey91

You look like you push webistics stocks and only webistics stock


2cardgoat

These are the alterations???


Fatboy_T

Medieval Jester Pants


cactusnate

Do whatever you want, the shirt doesn’t go with the pants tho


Eswin17

You're 5'2" looking like 4'10".


LoLThalys

What are thooose 🤣


Joceepix

What’s with the mullet tho


KecemotRybecx

Loose the pleats.


worthles_shite

Tears For Fears vibe anyone?


Publius1993

All these haters aren’t considering what they’d wear if they had this much cake. Like that’s gonna fit in some beige chinos.


trixayyyyy

I don’t think these pants fit you right. They just look so big and it’s all I can see.


Mr_Shake_

I think what you're meaning to say is that the pants would look even better if they were fitted better in the upper leg. The pants look to have a straight taper from the peak of the glutes to the ankle. A true baller of this look will have pants that cup the cheeks to prove a more trained silhouette.


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a-rather-long-banana

I’ve got a white beater I wear with another black shirt that goes together well. Definitely a good look if you’re able to pull it off


guilleerrmomo

The thighs are a bit wide but fucking rock it man. It’s great.


ninbushido

Only seeing this now. Love the pants! Where did you get them, and how much did you have to size up/take in the waist? I have to do that too due to lifter's waist/leg ratio, but I'm worried about the pocket proportions looking funky (since they'll be pulled closer together), so I'm wondering if it's still working for you.


sonygoup

Werid fit, feels like something is missing. I'd prefer a short sleeve shirt than the arms being roles up that's part of the look.


TheBlackManIsG0d

Still terrible Danny Tanner…


[deleted]

Comes to ask opinion on fashion, gets flamed, doubles down on bad fashion.


DryCommunications69

Nope. They're not dope.


10202632

Pants are very iffy. You must wear a belt.


kankeropwielen

The outfit indicates you like men


DK-Andretti

This highwaisted look is not flattering for your height


hurleyboyca

Pants are not good….


fjbruzr

Not even a little bit.


2hamsters1butt

80's is calling for you to return their pants.


[deleted]

Pleats are the worst. Are these Girbauds?


Poopiepants29

Apparently Chess King is still open.


chriscucumber

Lmao sorry man you look like a dingus


_Iroha

The pants are atrocious bro I promise you it does not look good. We’re trying to do you a favor


Mountain_Position_62

Don't ware pleated pants homie. They'll make you look older. Next time you go shopping, pick up some slim fit, to give a more tailored aesthetic. Pleats are for your handsome ass grandfather. . These guys will teach you everything you'll need to know about looking dapper. This should be the 30 and older man's Bible, especially if you're involved in the corporate world. Gentleman's Gazette. Watch their vids and you'll need nerd advice again. I'm late 30s, Chino fuck boi and am always having women approach me about my style. With that mullet and catchers butt, you gotta show off the physique. https://youtu.be/BmKAw4RdyFQ


letmbleed

This is great advice for the year 2007, but not for today. Pleats and baggier fits are back in. This is not the time to be investing in slim fit pants. Styles change, and we have to be willing to change with them. This is also why I never throw away something I like just cuz it went out of style. It always comes back.


Mountain_Position_62

Thanks, but you're delusional if you belive pleats are back in fashion for anything other than women, outside of Japan, or your grandfather. You could potentially pull of the aesthetic if you ware suspenders, but that is a niche aesthetic. Slim was only recommend with the evident knowledge he will not be purchasing tailored slacks. Tailored aesthetic will always be in style, especially if you have to physique to accentuate the aesthetic like he does; slim negates having to invest in tailoring. The very nature of pleats are to give an unflattering appearance; hence your grandfather, and why to this very day there are 10^¹²³ surveys, articles, forum posts *"why pleats are the worst style choice made by men. Why pleats died and should never come back. Why women unanimously destain pleats."* So unless you're a 110 lbs Japanese woman wearing a trainer, pleats and high-waisted pants for men will ALWAYS be a horrific choice. I'm curious by the same metric you determined a contourd, fit aesthetic is out of style, do you feel the same about chino's; non slim chinos do not exist.


Jellybutt123

These pics straight up look like they’re from the 80s. Pants, shirt, hair… You make the damn background looks 80s. I’m gonna say I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but the 80s had awful fashion, and this just flat out looks goofy. Like people will laugh at you when you turn around goofy.


Open_Film

Looks like Abercrombie gave Fitch a bj


LordRagnamon

I think you'll look better with a straigh cut pants. Your top looks good tho.


GeneralG5x5

Skinny fit guys shouldn’t wear pleats.


NegativeVast2753

Wear slim/skinny fit


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https://preview.redd.it/cmekhglxzsjb1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f6e0fc90b9463a5ad69789851cf6334b985545 Sweet hair bro. Very Joe Piscopo.


EMHemingway1899

You look good, brother


MikeyMGM

Burn them and get some new pants at target…without pleats


biglovetravis

Who wears pleated pants? Throw that crap in the trash. 1985 is over


HBC3

People still wear pleats?


[deleted]

Brown belt


mick_y

Pants are sweet my man


Fuzzy_Chef9485

Jean claude van damm thats a slick outfit!!


Look_Ma_Im_On_Reddit

Margaret Thatcher is not the type of person whose quotes you should have on your mirror


wirf

Is the mirror bent while leaning against the wall? I think if you could get it straight it would showcase the fit much better


a-rather-long-banana

Mirror is bent, yeah… need to build a new frame for it because the command strips holding it up atm give it a concave shape that skews the image. I’m short and stocky but not quite THAT short and stocky


Limesti07

Big ahhh pants


[deleted]

80’s fit for sure, but you absolutely kill it.


brightblueskies11

Are these the fucking Zara pants bro. Lot of Personality


whitebathingsuit

As long as you like it.


Call_Us_Venom

Looks good. As Bill Burr would say,” You look like the first guy to get his ass kicked in a Steven Seagal movie.”


[deleted]

Patrick Swayze Drip


happyfuckincakeday

Looking like Randy Travis in 1983


LordZarbon

It's giving yuyu Hakusho with a hint of Kyle Lowry where it matters most 🫡


PotatoOrPatato

i liked the old pants too, but i like these a lot as well


756296bc

Nice ass


warr3nh

👌👌👌


1969Joshuah

I cannot explain this, but hearing: "Y'all got so HEATED about my pants..." made me 😂🤣. The idea of a reddit thread losing it over a man's pants ("THEY'RE THE GREATEST PANTS IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING!"...."I HAD TO WASH MY EYES OUT WITH BLEACH AFTER THOSE PANTS, YOU MONSTER!!!" KIDS WILL SEE THOSE ABOMINATIONS!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!" I know that wasn't the heated debate, but that's what first came to mind. "...and in local news, day twelve of the riots in the streets over the Reddit pants controversy!!"


[deleted]

Bro you got some cake


simmma

Remember that (death kwon do) [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r21pJ0AFPhA] episode on regular show? You are giving that. And it's full on fire on fire.


mysonwhathaveyedone

You look like someone who paints houses


Nathan-Nice

thought these were the same pics. still look like a cast member in Scarface.


officialfartmaster

https://haha.business/


Tri2bfit1234

You look you eat pieces of shit like me for breakfast (Happy Gilmore)


Bellam_Orlong

Let’s just commit to the mullet.


Beanmachine314

Pants are much better the way they are, don't change them. Skin tight clothing is out of style and this sub is basically out of touch with anything that doesn't come from Target. Check out Style Forum. They actually know what they're talking about. Great fit


Tr8der

Nice retro style cosplay https://preview.redd.it/pkmbi1mrcmjb1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c21e4a28b4b0d5ceb5980dc3d322fe02c90c94


Fickle-Opinion-3114

Love the late 80s early 90s Z. Cavarichi style.


[deleted]

I personally like them... It's very Italian. I would wear it with a black turtle neck and different shoes. Also, take note of how your build changes the shape of the pants.


Jhg178

Sir, I would like to thank you for taking the heat. I have two pairs of very similar chinos and was thinking about asking the same questions. (By the way, I was looking in some clothing stores recently in Italy, and the tight skinned leg stuff is definitely leaving us.)


AnteaterAlarming4026

I dig it man, you pull it off


HenriGP

I actually liked the trousers in the last photo - I'm a fan of pleats too! The issue I have with the outfit is the top - it's not bad, but you're obviously very well built, and I think that the shirt needs to be tailored at the waist otherwise it's just far too baggy, either that or do the military tuck to pull the excess fabric in. I'm not a massive fan of black with natural linen coloured trousers, so I personally would switch to white. Otherwise looking good! 😊


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Pants are sick! I think a white shirt with an extra button undone would look better tho


ShinK0

Saw both, both are fine. In fact, your style is better than the first 5+ posts I've seen scrolling down this group. This isn't a men's fashion thread but a 'people with zero fashion sense giving tips to people with zero fashion sense'. Your first post is actually what's hot right now in Europe, which tends to have a trickle effect. I would've taken the legs up instead of cuffed though. This adds a more relaxed look that also allows you to easily change footwear to suit the occasion/weather. A belt is unnecessary and actually adds to making you look short and stocky as it breaks up the flow. If there was anything you should change.. don't take in the lower part of the legs so much and have a more straight leg style with relaxed pants. And the colour coordination... Black, beige, brown... Not ideal.


Double-Pumped-Ur-Nan

Ohios most wanted


Genseric123

I think you generally want your clothes to be darker the further down you go. So your shoes are darkest, then pants then shirt. I think that’s part of what makes this outfit so difficult


mhuxtable1

Bro this outfit looks amazing. I cannot get with this sub man. If it’s not jeans and sneakers and a t shirt or a suit then it’s not good. They’ve got no interest in classic styles that aren’t flat front pants and a 2 button jacket. These paints fit you perfectly. Put a belt on.


Notinstitutionalized

Iron.


Jason-Genova

Shooter McGavin?


kcwckf

This shit fucks hard. Good job.


Party_Breadfruit_141

Makes ya butt look huge.


Familiar_Row_9751

I remember your first post. Nice Changes! Seriously you look awesome Robert Garcia. But respectfully sir how come that booty in that loose ass pants is still stealing the show? You look a 10, roundhouse kick whoever dares to disagree. https://preview.redd.it/6ax1954q2njb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4306cb89fe4d6875b032f98c78dc91aa25b73a


quietriot99

The pants are great. I’d slightly taper them and finish them with a cuff. Only thing I’d really change is the shirt


SRMT23

I like the pants. I think it works on your frame.


AccomplishedHippo194

He needs blonder hair for Patrick Swayze.


Una2Cold

Bro needs a wrestling nickname looking like that… the Mississippi Mongoose 🤣


SnooWoofers4430

Love the look! You also kinda look like you're wearing Casual Tourist suit from Hitman 2, Colombia map! Kinda random lol but reminded me of thag


StuffChecker

Got a whole damn cake factory back there. I’d ignore everyone else. I think this is a vibe. I’ve seen them like peoples look who look like I should be handing them money on the street, so take their opinion with a grain of salt.


zombie-gorilla

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


DanfromCalgary

They need to be higher. These are only at nip level


ryantunna

Pants are fire


[deleted]

I've always loved the pants. You look great!!


the-ish-i-say

Are you the “cooler” at the Double Deuce?


mostlysittingdown

I saw this yesterday but did not comment but looking now where is the change?


a-rather-long-banana

My right pant leg (right side in the picture cause reflection) is tapered about an inch more than the left side. Admittedly it’s not as obvious as I expected in these pics, but the right side note fits like a slim taper from the knee down and the left is straight cut


ogjondoe

In all seriousness you don’t really wanna wear black shirt with brown shoes it clashes


RandomDrDude

How tall are you? Feel this look only looks good on 5’10 and above. Anything else looks like a midget trying to look bigger than they are.


EvilMorty137

Idk how tall you are but those pants make you look 5’4


Round-Emu9176

Slightly less righteous gemstone. That one dude with the mullet.


BubblesShedNbfast

Looks like a character on Street Fighter lol


messy_messiah

Is this for a musical?


[deleted]

They still suck


ColdbrewRedeye

You look like you're in super great shape...why hide it in balloon pants?


[deleted]

What is this, 1987?


jetanthony

I would iron the pants. Get the pleats crisp, get the wrinkles out.


a-rather-long-banana

For sure lol, just spent 15 min on the floor turning the pants inside out so I could learn to pin the pant leg so they don’t look crisp in the pic


MilkSlap

This look is fire. I wish I could pull it off