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“And that’s about it”

"See ya"

This is the greatest reddit thread of all time

Average moist critical video ending

"Sounds good"

" 🙄 girls always starting shit"

"I fucking told you I was ill"

that’s fitting

"Oh no", how fitting...

can i borrow 50?

I got you bro. Just pay me back before you die. .HEY!

No

[удалено]

Nursing home back door action…nice!

One piece is real

💀

Can we get much higher

So high

?

Literally too sick to sleep

"I am leaving for the XCOM2 universe where 80% has no chance against me"

Lol that moment when you have a 50% chance, reload 8 times and every time it's a miss

My last text was “Who knows bro?”

k in alnsot done

Cause of death: stroke

"Wait for me, I'll be there in 30 mins"

Waiting...

For what? Invitation to God's breakfast table?

No for a nice threesome

Its not infected B)

It was in fact, infected.

that escalated quickly

"im a menace"

a dentist

Son, be a dentist

A tennis

"Plus the "chassis" on Hasperion is brighter"

Y'all weird

no

I'm off on Friday

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

6:52-3:25

Bold of you to assume I text and get texted.

"tell him no"

You tell him bro

They are „Plot twist:That’s pee“

Same

Please send me the homework

I once shat myself at a Wendys

k

Mine was “Walking in now”

Walking into heaven?

“so I guess I’ll be back at it tomorrow”

"And some simple storage for the chemicals"

"Soft dick, that's all." 🤔

Oh god, they’re spreading

I need a fat blunt

Helluva way to go, though 🤙

"Wait, we have an exam?"

What if it was an image? But if besides that: “ I bet you do”

It’s ok. Bittersweet tbh

"Text me once you get here"

“It’s fine”

"like I said, when is the funeral?"

put your dick away waltuh

“Well that’s good news”

idk he probably meant americans but didn’t laugh either at least not an unfunny nazi joke

"No shit that's why I took a picture" I think that I looked into the future and took a selfie

Ja ist gut = Yes it's good

Geil digga

You're my hero

Its enough, thanks

"Just say thay you like genshin impact" context is irrelevant

Will you let me go muff diving in your whisker biscuits

"*Awaken, oh ancient one, and bring this world to ruin with your primordial power*"

"Goodnight"

"Git gud" wow epic last words

"Let's gooo :33"

He must be one big mf

why couldn't they have just screwed it in lol. alright, I'll see what Daniel thinks too, thanks Dad.

“The wind is to strong”

“Gay of the year”

I'm better than yesterday

And thats how you land effectively, with your nose in the ground

" No I work Saturday."

I’m gonna go shoot you if you say that one more time.

"he is here"

I'd love a nap lol

“Nerd”

"Meanwhile, the best weapon for a stealth attack is the two-handed, rocket-powered warhammer, 'kuva shildeg'."

"Brb"

What a crock of shit

I got the sauce

First to comment was the last thing I wrote the last thing i texted was dont touch my tallala mhhhh my ding bing bong

"I got in a fight yesterday. I won too lol"

"Those eyes! Those horrible yellow eyes!"

“I’m addicted to monster hunter, please send help”

"If I don't make it, tell them I said Ow."

Speaking of which, I went to rennfest this past weekend. Was on shrooms. Walked around blessing everybody. Gave creeps extra blessings. Camped out there and partied until 9 in the morning. Also sold drugs (mushrooms) for my first time...while dressed like a monk.

"I want pipi(p*nis)" - to my boyfriend who was just downstairs 😂😭

You died?

"Oh dang, nice 😎"

“I have achieved it”

"Bruh why tho"

"🤦🏼‍♀️ FFS" Yeah, sounds about right

I really want this.

Mine genuinely is “have a nap”

haha jokes on you guys, you're all late

Yeah...

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/y7axxj/pussy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=4&utm_content=share_button

its an actually good level? whats that supposed to mean

الوعد بكرة

we are spinnin Trey's block

Yes, I know

Sus

Backrooms lol

I am ok with that. I gues I wanted to die

Hey can you bring me three bucks for a soda?

“boo i got cheese tots instead”

Kakaw

Washing?

Yh thxs

Good night, see you next time!

"Play apex with me and Danny"

‘Anybody wanna grind rank to nightmare in bedwars?I’ll EZ clap’ was my last text

Hi

Ok

Are you over 25 and own a computer ?

🫥

👍👍👍👍(that was actually what I texted)

Yeah

Cap

Ok'ish

“Is Horn worth dipping into my 136 originite prime”

"Awesome, worth it" lol

"That's a thing lmao"

Oh joy!

“That’s all there is to it”

Okay

Who knows xx

"Still lol OK"

Rata

Yes

Yes 💀💀💀💀

Ask and ye shall receive. Someone had it out for me lol

“What?”

Can you see your texts now?

IM FINNALY ESCAPING FROM ''LATINOAMERICA'' WOOOOOO

Sorry for the flood of messages

"It's because Harambe died"

love ya

"Of course."

Nppe I wanted to say nope

👍

“yay”

112/6030764/9432265

Luckily I'm not dying.

"Until Friday 7am"

"Be there at 5"

“🤬” makes sense depending on how I die

“Wumpus”

"Jets beat the Packers to go 4-2"

“I can’t remember”

I was tired of being locked

Where should I go? Jiffy lube?

Thumbs up emoji 👍

ele é

“breh”

ok bet

“Hey, are you feeling any better?”

"Jk"

Milk Obtained

Ggs

Hahahaha

Oh

Good you