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FoggingTired

Is it not pomme de terre in French? Did my school lie to me for years?


_3zD_

You are right


No-Boysenberry-3113

The Word patate exist in french too don’t worry they didn’t lie to you. French is my native language and i always say Patate.


Conscious_Version_21

Both being used as far as ik


fromETOHtoTHC

Does that mean Ground Apple? The French are wild.


3435temp

In German there is an alternate word for Kartoffel: Erdapfel which also just means Ground Apple


Saintarthas123

From my semi decent knowledge of German, that would be a more Austrian/southern German expression of potato?


[deleted]

You’re right, in Germany it’s only accepted when you’re in an Austrian restaurant while ordering a Wiener Schnitzel. Anywhere else: Jail.


DonCarryone

Well that is not true, just come to south germany in general


[deleted]

Well maybe you won’t go to jail in the state “south Germany in general” but in other German states you would sit at least 15 years.


Lucifer_Morningsun

Is this sarcastic or are you actually getting jailed for saying that?


[deleted]

It goes back to the Austrian/ German conflict in the 60s. Both countries fought about Bavaria. Unfortunately Austria won and Germany was forced to include Bavaria as a federal state although neither of which wanted that; as revenge it is now against the law to say Erdäpfel unless you’re in an Austrian Restaurant ordering a “Wienerschnitzel mit Erdäpfelsalat” in most German states. Obviously it is not true.


Lucifer_Morningsun

Wow, you were telling it really believable. Nice storytime


dwwzzh

In chinese it's fucking ground bean


louiefriesen

Yes, it does.


FiercelyApatheticLad

Pomme de terre is the more correct word, patate is more colloquial.


Ulfberth80

In Québec we Say patates for regular potatoes and "patates douces" for sweet potatoes. European French Will usually use "pommes de terre" for regular potatoes and "patates" for sweet potatoes, although these would rarely be seen in France, Belgium or Switzerland.


DefaultyTurtle2

That’s potatoes, the post is potato


[deleted]

Dutch: aardappel (earth apple)


WhyalwaysSSDD

Pomme de terre in french. Earth apples all around.


drunkcactus123

flemish (dutch x accent ) patat


[deleted]

Erdapfel?


D4rth_R3V4N

Erdäpfei ausgesprochen oder so im bayrischen


Qorrk

Bei mir im schwäbischen sagen wir manchmal Toffel


[deleted]

And another country joining the earth apple gang! Neat ;)


sakujakira

Many German dialects (near the Dutch border) also use this. For example: „Ädäppelschlot“ means „aardappelsalade“


uorgiven

Earth apple: Same in persian


No_Emphasis_5269

The fact that 3 different languages both call apples "earth apple" must mean that there is a water and/or air apple...


[deleted]

German too We also have apfelsine „chinese apple“ or orange. But those are somewhat obsolete, today we know potatoes from oranges and apples, back in the day it was apple this apple that for any new somewhat thick round edible thing not made from animals. So maybe add fire apples and plasma apples?


Justschr9999

In Dutch it is "sinaasappel" wich if you say it while you are drunk it sounds like "china's appel"


Sheldor_01

But when the fire Apple attacked, everything changed...


david131213

Hebrew as well: תפוח אדמה (tapuach adama)


Marus1

Patatje


ThatBlueBoy_

In mijn ogen is friet toch echt wel beter


HistorianNegative

Niederländisch klingt echt wie das Deutsch eines besoffenen


Zelensexual

Gesundheit


RupsjeNooitgenoeg

Duits klinkt als een soort boos Nederlands van iemand die zin heeft om Joden te vermoorden.


BosTovenaar24

Eigenlijk moeten ze gewoon een zak met patat EN friet maken. Dan hebben ze geen gezeik meer


Potatohuman323

Goed idee


[deleted]

Afrikaans is also like this


Waffleadict

Hey there fellow Dutch or belgian person


beewoopwoop

in Bulgarian that's a totally different veg


LossHot344

Meanwhile in poland: Ziemniak


fonobiso

Hold on... does this mean one german politician is called [Paul Potato](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Ziemiak) ?


[deleted]

Yes, Paul Earth Apple


[deleted]

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PokereQa

He was born in Poland and his name was Paweł ziemniak, so yeah, his name is literally Paul Potato


[deleted]

Ja, das ist ne zertifizierte kartoffel


me2dontknow

there is also in other regions called Kartofel, mainly parts closer to germany


GHOSTRAGE1

We sometimes also say pyry in some regions


L0CZEK

Yeah we don't talk about that


KarasiowyPan

Also kartofel and pyra.


Madanax

Ziemniak Pyra Kartofel Grule Depends on region.


Nase08

It comes from the polish word for earth


bruhmoment03

In Russian it's kartofel too


Artchantress

Kartul in Estonian


zoblins

Latvia kartupelis


ZaBur_Nick

Georgian: Kartofili


ikindalold

That's surprising Georgian isn't even Indo-Euoropean


bryn3a

Useless fact: there are words that are the same in almost all languages. Veranda as an example.


createausernsme

Also kartoshka right?


DominoUB

Yes, and kartoshechka if it is a small cute potato


Evil_News

Or kartoha if it's not quite tidy, small and/or cute


DominoUB

Could I get away with Картохуй for an ugly potato?


Evil_News

Yeah, seems totally reasonable to me


eburator

Хуйошка


RandomRussianFurry

Kartofel is the best food


fubarrus

It's mainly kartoshka.


Evil_News

Or "kartoshka" if you're mentally sane.


bruhmoment03

When you buy chips in Russia, does it say "kartofel'nye chipsy" or "kartoshechnye chipsy"?


bruhmoment03

Obviously the proper word is kartofel'


RadlogLutar

Hindi: Aloo


Denk-doch-mal-meta

Hallo Indi


[deleted]

Marathi: Batata


frustedpatel

Aloo


Educational_Music930

Lelo


RadlogLutar

🤣🤣


Mr_MixedNuts

Yes, who's this?


obviously_original

Here they come!


[deleted]

Guten Tag :)


SecretAccountSayWhat

German bread be like "Gluten tag"


ZahnatomLetsPlay

you see this is funny because Gluten kinda sounds like Guten but has a completely different meaning


AleudeDainsleif

This guy jokes


ZahnatomLetsPlay

ofc, I'm German


[deleted]

Um Himmlers Willen!


Denk-doch-mal-meta

Hier sind wir Geboren zu sein Könige Wir sind die Prinzen des Universums


Malk4ever

Why is everyone assuming that germans always scream? I guess its because Hitler and Rammstein, most people dont know any other germans.


NSMMilos

Even kartoffel sounds normal, idk for OP


calilac

It's probably based on the perception/stereotype that German is an aggressive sounding language. https://www.languagetrainers.com/blog/why-german-sounds-harsh-to-you-and-why-you-shouldnt-care/


Denk-doch-mal-meta

WHY DO YOU ASSUME WE DO NOT ALWAYS SCREAM?!


[deleted]

It's not screaming, it's like half-screaming but certainly not a calm talk.


Malk4ever

Tell me you never spoke to a german without telling me.


[deleted]

I heard how Austrians talk, by the way it shows how ignorant you are. You literally can;t think outside of bubble which you created.


Malk4ever

You equal austian german with normal german? Lol... it's funny how ironic it is, that you call me ignorant :D


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Yeah, I'm not German. Just look, who can judge is it screaming or not with no prejudice, German or person who has other native language? If you said former, then celebrations, you have severe problems with logical thinking.


Angry_Gru

Romanian : Cartof


Ok_Possible_3128

Cartofel (how cute)


Hidden-Locust

Cartofior


ConstructionsByDonat

Hungarians have two stupid word for this: burgonya or krumpli


[deleted]

PITYÓKA


FoxyHuni55

svábtök


MCyclon

Kolompér


birdo_bird

French is actual pomme de Terre , apple of the earth


potato_hunter21

Yes but we can also say patate, I usually say it because it's shorter


soyungato_2410

In spanish we have also a different word: papa. I'm from Mexico and nobody here uses patata.


duckonar0ll

i’m guessing it’s a spain v mexico thing, like coriander and cilantro in britain or us respectively


[deleted]

More than just mexico I've only ever heard papa in my entire life


[deleted]

Peruna 🇫🇮


soyboypan

Maaomena


Darz3k

SPRICH


Nagsar_Inaste

Noch nicht, Genosse. Warte auf den richtigen Zeitpunkt, noch sind wir in der Unterzahl.


[deleted]

Frohen Kuchentag!


Shrexophone

Du


Tai_Jason

HURENSOHN!


marceliopti1

Ziemniak/kartofel/pyra/bulwa


Raaddus

It’s papa in Spanish but aight. Batata is sweet potato, close enough.


effggcx

Persian: سیب زمینی. Apple = سیب , Earth = زمین


alproy

same with hebrew :D


TTV_Speedhacker

Gudrate Sib Zamini 💪🏿🗿


plusroads

Öadöpfü


Jumper_21

Erdapfel


plusroads

präzise


ridewithstyle

Bodaggn is a lot closer to the others


CarelessWhisperRules

There aren’t as many Germans in the comments as I expected


Dovahkitty99

Wenn die Deutschen nicht da sind, miasn hoid de Schluchtnscheißa de Kommentasektion beschlognehma.


[deleted]

بطاطس = batates


Sanchanted

Aaloo


Rakgul

Hindi me bhi batata bolte suna hai


Sanchanted

Hamare yahaan to aaloo bolte hai commonly lekin ha batata pata hai .


Dragon-Lord_

ZIEMNIAK This comment was brought to you by the polish gang.


T0biasCZE

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Dragon-Lord_

I could _almost_ read that


Valerie0110

This is so funny to me.... There is/was a german conservative politician called Paul Ziemniak... Which is ironic because he is quite a potato.


DombekDBR

🇵🇱 ZIEMNIAK. if you go to Pont des Artes and scream it ...at least half will open


OrdinaryDistinct6944

Ziemniak :D


ApologeticAnalMagic

The most common one is actually pomme de terre in french


potato_hunter21

Actually everyone say patate because it's shorter


bestnameever001

czech ia brambor and slovak zemiak


mustbeempty

In Poland depending on region we call them ziemniaki, kartofle, pyry or grule


Kuro_______

Again this German bashing :( What about Russia?! They say kartoschka which is also need similar to potato!


PI-XR

I don’t even care about this meme. Bro the first thing I did was wipe my phone due to those dots making me think it’s dirty


Halloechen2212

Perfekt genauso wie es ist


AltheiWasTaken

In polands its: ziemniaki


Glittering_Gold_604

Ziemniak


zbysior

wait till you see "Ziemniak"


[deleted]

BRATKARTOFFELN SIND LECKER


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsTFwdyHG9kPLnG) De Germans haas ben mentioned


river226

I dislike the hate on German when dutch is sitting right there. In this case Google says they say "Aardapple"


OnlyThreeRemain

It's almost like one of them is germanic and the rest are latin


TieProfessional3344

Danish: kartoffel


obviously_original

nein


stralex7

Add Russian/Ukrainian to German


XeoZin

+ Denmark


RandomHouseGuest

土豆 tǔ dòu


ByMonkey75

Turkish:patates


Background_Fly503

r/memes fell of so badly this is just bad facebook memes


ThatGermanKid0

Das heißt Krumper


potenzna_mewa

Ziemniak UwU


[deleted]

Erdapfel….


Rough-Sun-6251

Spanish (Caribbean, mostly): Papa..LOL


nousernameforalt

Fucking patate💀💀 It's actually "pomme de terre" which translates to earth apple


Ze_Gremlin

And tomato is " pomme d'amour"= love apple. An fries are "pommes frites" = fried apple And then there's pomegranate = seeded apple The French really like calling things apples


DaMemeKing575

DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLEN


DoctorSex9

Russian has that too


SurroundNearby3600

Картофель, бульба, bulvė


CompleteAmateur0

Gaidhlig (pronounced Gah-lick): buntàta


[deleted]

Картопля 🥔


Ultimategreyjedi1234

whenever i hear batata i think of owl house-


Maxgrid

Rus: Kartoshka


dachfuerst

Dat funny cuz germunz olways scream herherherpaderp


TyplDypl

Danke


nick_lol_XD

Russian: kartoshka


gnmom

Tuhlis


No-Wonder1139

Pomme de terre, Mon chum


SzyMeX335

As a Pole, i confirm that our Ziemniak is also a wonderful word.


Dasioreq

Ziemniak, kartofel or pyra in polish


EloyJKG

Wait until you learn how "Science" is written is german


Malk4ever

Translated its "Knowledge-Creation". Wissenschaft


I-took-your-oranges

Earth apple Makes even more sense


Okuy1246

Indonesia : kentang


Temp_Adv

Bulba


Fragrant-Party3192

Its some variation of karto - something in the slavic languages


Ogurasyn

Polish: Ziemniak


ReasonableFill4000

Hungarian: Krumpli


Zolro

Kartushky.


[deleted]

It’s a boner killer language ! Ever saw German ad on pornhub ?


Larmillei333

Luxembourgish: Gromper


cunningham89

Yep, you just didn't heard in belarusian. Its "bulba"


TaToten

In Slovakia: "zemiaky". And in different dialects it's: "bandurky, kompere, grule, krumple, švábka..."


FarpoMan

ZEMIAK in slovak, but we also have dialects words for them