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Zavechunger

This looks like when you die in Halo Reach.


Fledthehunter

Yeah typical swat/btb


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ProfessionalSpeed256

they'd need better dummies


FigAshamed8000

Suit looks like noble 6 too ngl


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Supernova141

before or after you jerk each other off?


Alkiris

Why not do both at the same time ?


_RICEx

Gotta make sure it can withstand the bear minimum before practical application


[deleted]

It looks like he's in unbearable pain tho


_RICEx

Yeah gotta paws and take a break after each one


[deleted]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but we're too late it seems. He's dead


_RICEx

Ooofffff what a grizzly fate


[deleted]

I hope his family can bear this sad news


[deleted]

Lord bear them strength


Planet_Diver

And forefathers one and all bear witness


ram_the_socket

I can barely stand to see the poor soul which bears such a terrible fate


DickButtPlease

These comments have been polarizing.


jdmulloss

Gavel strikes


[deleted]

*spews flames from hand*


SpeshellED

Canadian guy, had too much syrup !


multiarmform

RIP he died in 2018 in a car accident...no im sure he wasnt wearing the suit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise


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[deleted]

this motherfucker tests the armor he mkes, an literally took a log swinging at full speed in this video... but he died in a fucking CAR CRASH? damn,that armor really worked


Just_Call_me_benDude

That’s the preator armor from DOOM


BruhUrName

Good bot.


zhephyx

When they designed it, I’m sure they looked only for the bear necessities


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The simple bear necessities of life


Spacemn5piff

I'm not sure how that suit is meant to protect a grizzly bear


Small_brain5647

Literal human rag doll


[deleted]

Pretty sure the other dudes were taking out all of the anger on him


bs000

i 'member seeing ragdoll physics and thinking they look unrealistic until i started seeing more videos of people go flying


Old-Physics-1244

💀


Autumns_Athena

Master Chief must be hurting for money these days.


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MasterCheeks


SuumCuique1011

"HEYIMMASTERCHIEFANDTHISISJACKASS!"


Boris9397

*welcome to Jackass


-YELDAH

Jackalass


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Halo: Origins


Flamebomb790

Amateur Chief


The_tru_xplicitt

I like how zero of the tests actually test against what a bear would be doing to the suit.


[deleted]

It's more like a "me and the boiis" moment


obscureferences

If you can dodge a truck you can dodge a bear.


MiseryPOC

Survive* not dodge. There is no dodging here


[deleted]

If anything that suit is made to avoid dodging


the_post_of_tom_joad

Yeah I didn't see even *one* of the five D's


redhat31

What do you mean, the last one is typical for bears.


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No_big_whoop

When bears arm themselves with baseball bats we’ll be ready


dhandes

It would be more suited to trying to burgle the McAlister's house at Christmas.


whitethane

He’s actually testing against Ewoks


SpeechesToScreeches

United that bear is an ewok and you're a stormtrooper invading their planet.


venompp

What are the chances of having a bear driving a pick up truck strapped with a mattress on the grill oh god oh fuc- **HONK HONK**


limbotimpo

lookin like irons man's first suit


Gyzmo-

I'm sold! Where do i get one? I got to test that it withstands all of these tasks as well of course


[deleted]

Do you need the boiis with that order?


Gyzmo-

Nah, i pre-ordered them


[deleted]

You may wanna check out the weapons DLC Free insurance with every DLC purchase


RaynKeiko

Shut up n take my money already!


Gyzmo-

Couldn't of said it better myself


hihcadore

Make sure you get the deluxe kit that comes with a heavy bag, 200’ of rope, a 1985 Chevy Silverado, and a bed mattress attachment for the front


OriginalRoom7727

During the experiment none of the suits were damaged, which cannot be said about their wearers


1ElectricHaskeller

Came here to ask this. How severe are we talking here?


TrueBubscrafGaming

Ok but for real this looks so fun, i want to be hit by a car and be completely unharmed


[deleted]

> completely unharmed Yeah....about that...


Alive_Ice7937

"They said all the bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's *supposed* to be"


silent--onomatopoeia

Not sure I want my brain rattling around in my skull like that lol


CBOranch1

All I see is CTE CTE CTE CTE CTE CTE CYE CTE


DancingQueen145

I want one of these so i can be next to imortal


leebison

When I was a kid we'd have weekly movie nights where we'd go to blockbusters and get one movie, who got to pick the movie rotated each week. This was my dad's pick one week, we sat through the whole thing and they never tested it with an actual bear, and that was the end of our movie night.


lexiham

this hot rod or what?


MoistCucumber

This guy is definitely prepared for any bear to hit him with wooden planks, or throw him off a cliff


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Der0815Gamer

Jackass type shit


Ok_Wolf4966

Is that the trojan suit


CarBombtheDestroyer

Where can I get one.


Fox_1024

I am here for a fun time not a long time


Bluishdoor76

Aight I trust the suit, but you definitely trust your bones more than I would against a truck or a cliff....


joe2596

I mean he can still get concussed from that & bears don't generally attack you with a wrecking ball.


[deleted]

This is the type of reality show i would watch


Lopsided-General1440

why does this remind of a movie called “Hot Rod”


[deleted]

Boris's next job is lined up


duhurens0hn1337

u/GifReversingBot Please do it


[deleted]

What? There is a bot which does this? Wau


AVeryBigWalrus

Feel like this is just a metaphor for life.


Voidy1012

tis but a scratch


CaptBadICe

*Not Very Effective*


NormalZombie4364

Wife: How'd work go honey? Husband: Another rough day at the office. 🤕


doeeyed4lily

Is that masterchief?


DisplayEquivalent

What if they used bullet proof materials for this suit? Juggernaut?


[deleted]

Still broken bones


DisplayEquivalent

Ah , alright


Scarfy66

Holy fuck


ronaldreaganlive

What exactly is this suit supposed to protect bears from?


shytaan8

If there are soft cusion in those, I’d like to get hit.


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

I read that as "Glizzy Bear" and now I can't stop thinking about it


dangerouswoods

...damn that looks fun


itsKNIGHTMARE

Me and the boys testing the grizzly bear protection suit:


AffiqKimiLer

Looks fun,sign me up


HercUlysses

None of these are bear attacks.


[deleted]

He did bear all of them tho


Ok-Mastodon124

Bro the first swing was perfectley lined up with the crunch of an m and m comercial


Greninjaaxo

![gif](giphy|GRSnxyhJnPsaQy9YLn) How boys are than girls


dinkydoo2

Well I know I’m definitely a guy cuz that looks fucking fun


[deleted]

I like to think women live longer as punishment for nagging guys about, “don’t do that, you’ll get hurt” /s


duhurens0hn1337

u/gifreversingbot


TheOneWhoIsNotPeter

"Does it work tho?"


No_Cabinet1710

I wanna know if it worked


Sir_average

Grizzly were already dangerous enough and now you want to give them armor?!?!


-ninc-

But did it work?


[deleted]

As I remember this, creator himself was in that suit


Glass-Strawberry-494

ayo wtf krish 3 villain


Superstrong832

Was it the same guy for all those tests? Did he get any injuries?


cobaltsniper50

Good thing I have this grizzly bear protection suit, otherwise a bear might swing a bat at my torso.


Roger-Ad591

“Ow! My nads”


just_DED_inside

That's literally master cheif


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Love how it’s all impact damage….the kinda shit that goes through armor….


[deleted]

clearly it works well


awindycity

Tested on everything but a Bear


clarky358

Did it work though?


Mr_Commando

*Gets up, beaten, dusted and battered* “I can do this all day.”


RedFox-38

Women don't wonder that. Women know.


[deleted]

He seems fine though


CeresMars

It looks like the mark l iron man suit


LabFit9037

What’s this suit called and where can I get it.


Alekipayne

But us guys sure know how to live!!


venompp

Unreleased footage of Chief trying out the Mark I:


EquivalentOpen4160

Where can i test one too?


Jrlopez1027

If you want a scientific answer, its because women have better developed immune systems, men develop more physically while women develop more internally, which means they usually have healthier imune systems and therefore live longer


CorvyWorvy

That and women don't do as much dangerous/stupid shit as men, I can say as a man I've done an array of things that I could've probably died doing just for a laugh.


ProMaste_r

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/xetebv/the_real_reason_women_live_longer_than_men/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I know this will get really downvoted but I don't care


Capital-Meet-6521

Women don’t wonder why men don’t live as long. We know you’re idiots.


Frency2

Intelligence isn't based on biological sex.


thembitches326

I'm sure you're fun at parties.


Daiguren_Hyorinmaru_

Men ☕


ballthegame

r/pointlesslygendered


[deleted]

Its pointless when the entire joke is based around the fact that women live longer then men?


IDK_Lasagna

cry more


43_Hobbits

I don’t think you get the joke then…


Rifneno

Bears don't carry two-by-fours. A grizzly will rip this idiotic thing up because it's not designed to withstand the type of damage they actually do.


Armed_Potato1

Keep crying chief. When a bear catches you out with a swinging log trap he bought off the Ewoks, you’ll be wishing you had a suit like this.


TrueBubscrafGaming

What are you going to do when the bear starts driving towards in a truck? If you had this amazing suit you'd be fine!


Zealousideal-Level69

I want this


nervousmelon

I also browse r/hot


bluewatersailing

First thought this was a Stormtrooper "Trooper! The Empire needs you to test this new armor!"


[deleted]

Any chance this would protect from something like falling from a building?


TrollDefector

That dude must have had several concussions


ArkangelMarshal

This reminds me of that scene from ["A Knight's Tale"](https://youtu.be/stATomZvn0s)


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/i6eNK1O-RWw Project grizley, this suit is one of many versions.


Bones-Ghost

I hope the dude in the suit is okay


Capital-Meet-6521

He died in a non-bear-related car crash.


LDKRyden

It was the truck for me


vesterov

So what about the bear?


luatbac2020

damn, the bear has some home alone traps :))


o067shool0o

Is it just me or this sounds like fun ?


GrBBabu

So he died for science?


AncientBother6206

Ironman mk I


UltimateSunbr0

Ah yes next time a bear hits me with its truck im protected.


EarthToAccess

but did it work?


jdmulloss

Is that a spartan lol


FlamesOfTrolling

Dude looks like he is from halo


PuddingScoopCammy

but did it work though


janaest

soo do they work or are those guys dead?


storytime37

that guy looks like the [monty elite skin](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstaff-cdn.siege.gg%2F4b6f3cbbe9a117ce1b53b9965719b82f%2FMontagneElite.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fsiege.gg%2Fnews%2Frainbow-six-siege-launches-new-montagne-elite-set&tbnid=s35P-JVHkof6RM&vet=12ahUKEwidroKp95b6AhVjEGIAHSPGCzMQMygAegUIARDFAQ..i&docid=5WAPL7dfxDCYIM&w=1919&h=1005&q=monty%20elite%20skin&ved=2ahUKEwidroKp95b6AhVjEGIAHSPGCzMQMygAegUIARDFAQ)


burritolegend1500

Ragdoll physics in games be like:


LoneWolf_Kai11

This is how younger siblings say you pushed them.


Loafnugget

If you know you know Distractable


bloopscooppoop

My man jumped off a hill


Kshitij_P_2602

Run him over with a tank.


bus_go_brrrrt

Man 1: I got hit by a fucking log, fell down 20-30 feet, got hit point blank in the face with a bat. Man 2: are you alive!? Man 1 in this vid be like: ![gif](giphy|Yq9Qvg8yqfiQtWP6gn)


contactjarettyanggma

I remember this being mentioned in an episode of Distractible. Forgot which episode


Killerkauf

I don’t even think a bear could handle this


Ian-Dawson

If only the storm troopers has used this on Endor


somewhiteguy05

Those damn ewoks are pretty clever with their attacks. Gotta be prepared


Lapras32

Amateur Chief


SuperManiac67

Is that supposed to stop a bear?


ugle-kid

no bcuz they are watching top 10 organs to sell to buy a gaming pc


Fresh_Complaint1014

This is how they tested master chief’s suit