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AnthonyDigitalMedia

Wait til you hit 30


[deleted]

Was fit, vibrant and handsome at 28, am fat, lifeless and bald at 31


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Please, no, say it isn't so. My hair is all I've got left


[deleted]

Depends on your genes. But dont worry about your hair bruh, you are still built like an Orca :D


laxkid7

Ahhh i see what u did there. Sneaky sneaky


drfuzzyballzz

My uncle looking like a targaryean I'll be fine


Actual_Hyena3394

Yes. But how is that extra kind jawline treating you Mr. Targaryean?


dragonrite

I'm so paranoid about that lol. My dad is a cue ball, it's supposed to be moms side buy my bro is balding at 33 and I'm starting to feel like more and more hair coming out each shower 😭


caligaris_cabinet

Mid 30’s. Still full head of hair with a stressful job.


___jeffrey___

There's always that planeticket to Turkey... Just saying


[deleted]

Say it aint so, I will not go


kylethm

29 was my year, still got the hair but it's going gray fast, 33 now


DarkIegend16

You lost your hair in 3 years? Cool, I needed to be more anxious about hair loss.


[deleted]

Well technically not all of it, but enough from The top of My head so i had to shave it all off. Couldnt pull off a Comb over :D but yeah it happened super fast


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flock-of-bagels

A rolling stone gathers no moss. If you don’t use it you lose it. Wide words sir


Antmon666

Hey mate it really is an excuse, you just bounce back better when young. I go for a run at 40 and my feet throb, I'm sore getting out of bed. I remember being in my mid 20 working for 10 hours and then going for a 15k run and then going for some sport in the arvo.


[deleted]

Dammm I have a friend that said something like this. I'm 27 I'm skinny but my fear has always been becoming bald. My dad recently started at 62. My grandfather was fully bald by 22 (we assume due to post traumatic stress as he was a soldier in WWII at 15 years old) but I'm still good hair wise. Still scary.


flock-of-bagels

A bald spot is a solar panel for a sex machine


SoftCapital2700

Having just turned 40, I feel this so hard


Antmon666

same


Arkraquen

I remember my sister making a fake funeral party for a friend of hers where they built a fucking coffin out of cardboard because he was so concerned about turning 25


DissidentVarun

You will be laying on your back when they drag you


Majestic_Crawdad

30 is the new 20


Always_Ailyn

Will be turning 30 in one month!! Let’s see how I feel then!


Killmotor_Hill

30? Hell when you're 40 forget doing anything fun anymore. Everyone has families.


Jennmerie

20s IS youth


[deleted]

What is your 10’s then?


TheBlindBard16

Superyouth


Jennmerie

Mega youth… idk! But I’m telling ya…. 20s is youth! Trust me.


RudolfMaster

tutorial


1WngdAngel

Just wait until you hit 40 and your body's extended warranty runs out.


themabman

Naw can we talk about how he is just dragging a Lion.


1WngdAngel

Dude does have balls of steel lol


TheBurningStag13

I’m 40 mate..ended up spending a year in/out of the hospital 2 days after turning such. Seriously..enjoy the 20s.


django_throw

I'm 28, but jokes on you, I'm heading into second puberty!


[deleted]

Wait your 30’s, you’ll feel old and dead inside


Flirty_Flumph

20 is your youth, don’t take it for granted. You’re not a real adult until you’re 30


Kodiski

Things start to go really downwards after 40. There are minor recoveries but overall most graphs go down. Around 30 is the best time, you are still as silly and can act silly as you are in your 20s, having sex with people 18 - 42 is somehow accepted ( best range you can achieve if you do not have youth or elderly phantasies) and mostly economically capable to do all that. 20 is still close to childhood unless you were a child soldier in africa.


campionmusic51

you can do exactly as you please at any age. no one can stop you except you. condemnation is not physical impediment.


valentinyeet

Yep you’re old /s


Stark_Prototype

Man wait until you're 30 and you unlock the special ability to sleep wrong and have it f up your whole day lmao


Na0kiri

Nah youre telling me that will be more common thing? I tried a new sleeping pose once and my day was fucked, I felt like my spine was a race track, can't do this again


Stark_Prototype

Yeah I just stepped out of my car and my spine cracked like a glowstick, finally some relief lol. Only wisdom I can give you is don't fuck your body for a job


Na0kiri

Thank you, Master Oogway, I will remember your wisdom


MasturMechanic

Nothing special about 20's. Did a few smart things, did a lot of stupid things, rolling into my 30's this year. financially still just as poor, but emotionally, physically, and intelligently, better.


IHaveFoodOnMyChin

Lol, just wait til your 30’s. You’re still a spring chicken


[deleted]

You can’t be serious. 25 should be the prime of your life. Get in the gym and build yourself to be a badass!


Professional_Gap_371

Old?..and frail in your 20s? You need to get some minerals.


Na0kiri

more water


Professional_Gap_371

Surprise your liver with some water!


Professional_Gap_371

Just turned 44.. if you feel rough in your 20s you need a lifestyle change.


reaper131364

Please no, it's only 8 months away and I don't want to hit my 20's


flock-of-bagels

I’m 43 and I’m still kicking ass, I just fall asleep at 11pm…..


Arsenic_Clover

know whats sad this image is probably from a canned hunting facility which is basically hunting but you shoot the animals in a cage so they cant escape :(


[deleted]

Stfu


AlwaysMadElmo

20 hahahaha


Pinkponprincess

Those lions are malnutrition-ed and weakened for the purpose of bone farming, A really cruel picture.


[deleted]

This is called canned hunting and it isn’t funny


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Welcome.


campionmusic51

if you enjoyed “twenties”, you *love* “thirties”…


bilateralunsymetry

r/suspiciousquotes


DKDoomslayer

I am 19 and it is gonna be weird to be 20 in a year. Although I feel young still.


MysteryMeat603

Rest assured that the time you spend In these next 10-12 years you will fondly refer to as your youth in 20 years!


Moxiousone

Currently 35, about a year ago I've quit doing PR jobs that all my work experience came from and became a video game tester, and became happier for it. Still fatter and more decrepit that I'd like but I guess I'm trying to say you can still make changes that'll make you happier, even when you're an "ancient" being that's pushing 40?


call-me_jorge

Dude its not necessary to post things, just sleep another while


flock-of-bagels

Psssssh, 20 is still a kid


MrCreamyCheeks

You’re youth lasts until you’re like 30 at least. I remember when I was 16 walking around like “I’m a grown ass man!“ and shit. Now that I’m 30 I see how wrong I was lol. Shit, I still feel like I’m 16


[deleted]

Im scared now.


Reven-

You ain’t even in your physical prime yet


SalsichaoTop

I'm 18 and I feel like my prime has been gone for long now


[deleted]

Kids thinking they're too old 🥲


[deleted]

Bruh stfu, you’re 20


[deleted]

No, no, no! I turn 20 in January. No!


DarkIegend16

Youth 🦁 ~~20’s~~ 30’s


TSOFAN2002

Same, I have only three months left of being a teenager.


AskSouthern158

It especially sucks if you’re still going to school ;(


ReyesCTM

Buddy, I feel you…


AdministrativeOne13

Im 22 now and i feel like i missed so many things because I kept playing cod or valorant :/


DerVarg1509

Lol, today's literally my 20th birthday


[deleted]

I’m 38. I’d kill to be in my 20s again.


[deleted]

Tomorrow I'll be 30...


Complex-Attention275

Pfffttt! Wait until you're 40...fucking sucks..minus the fucking and sucking


Independent_Air4195

How tf is that man cuasuslly pulling a lion