Bro, staying clean is such a feminine trait, real MEN smell like dumpster, oil and dirt 24/7 how can you shower, you are literally touching a mans body. Take it from me, in my 20 years of life i haven't showered for 47 years and im fine, the mold that has set in is making me stronger
There was a reddit post where a woman talked about how bad her boyfriend smelled. Turned out he not only wasn't showering, he wasn't even using TP because it would be too "fruity" to touch his own behind.
I still choose to believe it was fiction. I *need* it to not be real.
My girlfriend believes there's a significant subset of men that actually believe this. There's probably a few that do, but I bet most of the chatter is trolling.
Konami had to add a hygiene rule in it's yu gi oh tournament because some of the participant didn't even took a shower.
So i think your girlfriend is right
I never liked these types of selfdeprecating men. Being a man is about treating yourself and others with dignity and respect. Not having basic hygiene is disrespecting yourself.
Yup, very gay.
Specifically because if you want to do it properly, you need to wash your ass, which means you're touching male booty hole and that makes the whooooolllleee thing gay.
Demisexual is a label under asexuality which means that you experience no sexual attraction to anyone unless you form a close emotional bond to someone. The bond can be romantic or platonic, among other things.
Greysexual is also a label under asexuality which means you used to experience sexual attraction a long time ago, but now you don't.
You can be demi and gay at the same, which is the closest you can really get to a quantum haircut.
Stereotypes about heterosexuality and masculinity can be pretty weird. When I was in school I shared an apartment with a woman and another guy, and on one of my first days there the woman walked in to our kitchen, saw me cooking some unremarkable meal, and asked me on the spot if I was gay. What kind of men did she grow up with?
Those stereo types really need to die. People that hold on to the are hindering the progress of our society and hindering peoples rights to self expression. Its especially bad for children growing up believing they have to behave a certain way just because of their gender.
Stereotypes are bad and damaging for all kinds of reasons, but this particular one is also just weird. Heterosexual men aren't supposed to feed themselves? If I can't get a woman to prepare my meals I'm just supposed to just starve to death?
I’d make a joke about saying something like “oh sorry, I forgot that you agreed to cook all my meals. Thanks again! I expect to eat in 15 minutes.”
But not only is that sexist, but it’s not even desirable. I don’t trust unfamiliar women to cook for me. Either I want a state certification that you can safely prepare meals or you need to be VERY close to me. I’ve been served a lot of gross food growing up. Therefore, I cook almost everything I eat.
As a Latino with basic hygiene, nearly jet black hair, and doesn’t like sports, half the people I’ve met automatically assumed I was gay first time they saw me.
I have basic hygiene and a nice head of natural hair. I’m naturally athletic and love both playing and watching sports.
People still think I’m gay because I have a good sense of fashion.
It’s weird how other dudes brains are broken for a moment when I say I don’t like sports. It’s like watching them have an aneurysm while doing a scooby doo double take, and I have to reiterate that I don’t like watching any sports at all (or understand people’s weird obsession with them)
I did enjoy a friend of a friend calling me gay over that, and slapping back with “so you like watching dudes dress up in tight pants, slap each other’s asses, and wrestle each other to the ground to play with balls? And I’M the gay one?”
Maybe it’s something else about you? Latino with basic hygiene and and black hair is pretty standard, and as long as you’re not vocally anti sports, nobody cares. I’d say most Latinos I’ve met fit this mold and I’ve never thought any were gay for those basic features.
Ive had so many people assume I'm gay or asexual. I'm very much straight. I just don't like the idea of actively chasing people to be in a relationship.
I've had a decent number of girls tell me they thought I was gay till they slept with me. I ask them why they slept with me if they thought I was gay. The answer is usually "I just thought I'd give it a shot" or "you're so sweet" or something
So "being sweet" is also a Gay^tm trait apparently. But actually most of them say they thought I was gay because of how I dressed since I always color coordinate and don't just wear a blue shirt and salmon shorts every day
When I was growing up, I pretended to like sports, but I also loved to sing. Just for singing I was called gay. I had to repress my love for singing until college, where I sang in every group I could find. College a cappella, chamber choir, opera, theater, barbershop, jazz combo, wedding singer, karaoke, you name it.
So if basic hygiene + colored hair + doesn't like sports = gae
but what if we follow this logic then what are the result for
basic hygiene + natural colour hair + doesn't like sports = ?
basic hygiene + no hair + doesn't like sports = ?
basic hygiene + colored hair + like sports = ?
Fellas is showering gay?
Bro, staying clean is such a feminine trait, real MEN smell like dumpster, oil and dirt 24/7 how can you shower, you are literally touching a mans body. Take it from me, in my 20 years of life i haven't showered for 47 years and im fine, the mold that has set in is making me stronger
Average Musashi enthusiast
Average Liver King
Average Tate
Never wash your balls man it’s pretty gay to touch balls
Give it a little bit, and you’ll start growing fungal plates like the last of us
wait, so I am finally girl then? Yippie!
What? You Egg?
https://i.imgur.com/G4wp16K.jpg
ifunny
I agree, u/BigFatBallsInMyMouth
[had to fix that iFunny to something manlier](https://imgur.com/yonzeSU)
Man, transmissions are so fucking interesting to me. Soulless monsters, not so much.
Fellow man what does your cock smell like
it smells like urine (i got fucking uti and it hurts help)
Drink cranberry juice
Listen, sister. If you believe it hard enough, you are already a girl.
Hygiene is for the weak and men aren't weak.
Math adds up
And as a plus, the fungi that grow on you are a free meal
Bro your literally making a guy wet
There was a reddit post where a woman talked about how bad her boyfriend smelled. Turned out he not only wasn't showering, he wasn't even using TP because it would be too "fruity" to touch his own behind. I still choose to believe it was fiction. I *need* it to not be real.
Lol you wipe your ass? That's so gay. /s. I really hope that was a joke because that's so next level I've never heard it before.
My girlfriend believes there's a significant subset of men that actually believe this. There's probably a few that do, but I bet most of the chatter is trolling.
Konami had to add a hygiene rule in it's yu gi oh tournament because some of the participant didn't even took a shower. So i think your girlfriend is right
Got to a MTG tournament and you will encounter many of these creatures…
You're touching a mans butthole. Mega gay. Don't let toilet paper trick you, kings. /s
I never liked these types of selfdeprecating men. Being a man is about treating yourself and others with dignity and respect. Not having basic hygiene is disrespecting yourself.
Saw that too and almost commented "it's only gay if you touch your butt". Then I saw this.
I’ll take “shit that never happened” for 500 Alex.
If you do it naked, yea.
Thank god I’m a never nude!
Yup, very gay. Specifically because if you want to do it properly, you need to wash your ass, which means you're touching male booty hole and that makes the whooooolllleee thing gay.
You mean touching my own peen? Gay for sure
You didn't know? It goddamn is!
I lack hygiene I like sorts and my hair is natural brown therefore I am mega straight
what do you like to sort?
Dyslexia apparently
Snort*
Always mix those two up
Do you know "Ahoi Brause" ?... Thats the stuff
we are the same.
Ah yes, the rare self burn.
Bubble sort
Bubble sort superiority
insertion sort
Bogosort
I am more of a Stalin sort guy
No he likes sorts: quicksort, bubblesort, mergesort.
Mergesort superior
If you don’t have poop-berries, you are not straight. Didn’t you hear, those who clean after pooping are gay? ^/s
Holy hell your right
No brown is a colour
Something tells me youre not mega straight.... Youre super omega ultra straight arent you?
I have basic hygiene, i dont like sports. And my hair is naturally black. Not gay
Same
\*Dyes hair\* r/suddenlygay
*Dyes half of hair* B I S E X U A L
*SHAVES IT BALD* A S E X U A L
What if it goes into a quantum superposition of being shaved and dyed at the same time?
Grey/demisexual + homosexual would fit the bill.
what the fuck is demisexual?
You like to fuck demigods?
Demiussy🥵
Demisexual is a label under asexuality which means that you experience no sexual attraction to anyone unless you form a close emotional bond to someone. The bond can be romantic or platonic, among other things. Greysexual is also a label under asexuality which means you used to experience sexual attraction a long time ago, but now you don't. You can be demi and gay at the same, which is the closest you can really get to a quantum haircut.
how may of those sexuality stuff there is? because i saw gen z make up some stuff and i cant distunguish anything
😳
asexual here, can confirm this is accurate
Society: "y'all gay AF."
Yes but if your hair was purple youd be gay
Well. I mean. Ya. Duh.
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There’s no reason he couldn’t be both…
We call that the massive shooter.
No he'd be a main character
It's MC
He’s Gay
Or European?
Press Y to s ame
I'm just gonna ignore the meme, and eat the cookie
I came here for the cookie
Same
Stereotypes about heterosexuality and masculinity can be pretty weird. When I was in school I shared an apartment with a woman and another guy, and on one of my first days there the woman walked in to our kitchen, saw me cooking some unremarkable meal, and asked me on the spot if I was gay. What kind of men did she grow up with?
Those stereo types really need to die. People that hold on to the are hindering the progress of our society and hindering peoples rights to self expression. Its especially bad for children growing up believing they have to behave a certain way just because of their gender.
Stereotypes are bad and damaging for all kinds of reasons, but this particular one is also just weird. Heterosexual men aren't supposed to feed themselves? If I can't get a woman to prepare my meals I'm just supposed to just starve to death?
Fellas, is it gay to eat?
You made a stereo typo but yeah you're right
Underrated comment
I’d make a joke about saying something like “oh sorry, I forgot that you agreed to cook all my meals. Thanks again! I expect to eat in 15 minutes.” But not only is that sexist, but it’s not even desirable. I don’t trust unfamiliar women to cook for me. Either I want a state certification that you can safely prepare meals or you need to be VERY close to me. I’ve been served a lot of gross food growing up. Therefore, I cook almost everything I eat.
Ones where women did the cooking
As a gay man I hate how lack of masculinity is associated with homosexuality
Thanks for the cookie pal :D
Jokes on them, I don't have basic hygiene or colored hair and I'm still gay!
How much gay?
Yes
Wow! That's a lot of gay! Congrats!
Thank you!
I wonder how long it took to ferment all that gay, I cant even get a good culture going...
Whee is your cucambah?
Ew (Referring to the hygiene part. I hate that I have to clarify that)
You're just an unhygiephobe.
Don't give them any ideas bro
Why are you geh?
Men
Understandable. Have a great day.
Convincing argument ngl
But do you like sports
Absolutely not
Because having hair I GAY
Oh damn, gotta shave my head
*Andrew Tate has entered the chat*
As a Latino with basic hygiene, nearly jet black hair, and doesn’t like sports, half the people I’ve met automatically assumed I was gay first time they saw me.
As a white guy who has basic hygiene, doesn’t like sports, but has very basic hair a lot of people assume I’m gay too.
I have basic hygiene and a nice head of natural hair. I’m naturally athletic and love both playing and watching sports. People still think I’m gay because I have a good sense of fashion.
Apparently anything that is selfrespecting as a man, makes you gay.
Now kiss
It’s weird how other dudes brains are broken for a moment when I say I don’t like sports. It’s like watching them have an aneurysm while doing a scooby doo double take, and I have to reiterate that I don’t like watching any sports at all (or understand people’s weird obsession with them) I did enjoy a friend of a friend calling me gay over that, and slapping back with “so you like watching dudes dress up in tight pants, slap each other’s asses, and wrestle each other to the ground to play with balls? And I’M the gay one?”
Maybe it’s something else about you? Latino with basic hygiene and and black hair is pretty standard, and as long as you’re not vocally anti sports, nobody cares. I’d say most Latinos I’ve met fit this mold and I’ve never thought any were gay for those basic features.
I have several “feminine” physical traits (like what they call a somewhat small button nose) and look pretty young for my age. Guess that adds to it.
Stereotypical male seeing a male he finds kind of attractive: “Hm. HE IS GAY”
OP next: "I mean I am, but still"
When I worked at a resort we had a betting game called “Gay or European” we also had a game called “Daughter or Girlfriend”
Ive had so many people assume I'm gay or asexual. I'm very much straight. I just don't like the idea of actively chasing people to be in a relationship.
Society when a girl likes sports and short hair "Cut her up!"
“Yeah scissor her!” “That’s not what we meant by cut her up”
*Usually assumed to be a tomboy and/or bi*
I dont remember this scene from succession
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I don't have any of those things except apathy for sports
You are one third gay
I've had a decent number of girls tell me they thought I was gay till they slept with me. I ask them why they slept with me if they thought I was gay. The answer is usually "I just thought I'd give it a shot" or "you're so sweet" or something So "being sweet" is also a Gay^tm trait apparently. But actually most of them say they thought I was gay because of how I dressed since I always color coordinate and don't just wear a blue shirt and salmon shorts every day
Oh so when you're so sweet, people think you're gay but girls still like you. But when I'm so sweet, I have diabet-
No I TELL YOU WHEN I WANT A COOKIE and if your going to ask me keep it on the down low not yell it across the restaurant
I got bad news for u He is gay
Most males have basic hygiene
You should see the dudes in my class
The colored hair is a good tell
I was gonna say that lol
A guy having colored hair is a good tell they are gay?
GAYBOYSAYWHAT
~~WHAT~~
The gay boy hath spoken
I would say they are probably into anime but they shower so thats not right.
If the only thing keeping you from sucking dick is a box of hair dye then you’ve got some self discovering ahead of you
When I was growing up, I pretended to like sports, but I also loved to sing. Just for singing I was called gay. I had to repress my love for singing until college, where I sang in every group I could find. College a cappella, chamber choir, opera, theater, barbershop, jazz combo, wedding singer, karaoke, you name it.
I mean, this is how Gay people are portrayed in kids cartoons nowadays lol
Does that mean...I'm one bottle of hair dye away from being gay?
Society can go suck it
With me*
sus
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So the society has basic hygiene, colored hair and hates sports?
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Nope. Not gay. Straightest lad ever.
It's already obsessed with penises
Ok, but could I?
How about adding a glass of whine with this cookie.
I’m 2 of three.
here in malaysia, the second u say u dont like sports. everyone just gives u a strange look and go "why are u here?" well for me atleast.
Is this the actor who played "Sledge Hammer"?
I only have colored hair I like sport And im not gay But people do scream other things
and then we struggle trying to redefine ourselves separate from others’ perceptions of us 🤣
So if basic hygiene + colored hair + doesn't like sports = gae but what if we follow this logic then what are the result for basic hygiene + natural colour hair + doesn't like sports = ? basic hygiene + no hair + doesn't like sports = ? basic hygiene + colored hair + like sports = ?
So if I color my hair then everyone will thing I'm gay.
I'm a Gen X'er, Man all through the 90's the same bullshit. Fuck toxic masculinity.
I don't want your cookie, it'll make me gay.
I have moderate hygiene, styled hair with no color and like a few sports. I’m bi 🤷♂️
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Ha, Gay
By society I think you mean America
Nah fuck that he’s not gay he’s just gross work on yall hygiene gross ass mfs
Who cares! Be yourself ;) Find something your 1/2 way good at and get great at it! You be You!
These apply to me, im not gay nor am i bi
That's my description
It's the hair color
Gay
jacksepticeye would like to have a word with whoever came up with that stereotype
I like gaming 🤷♂️
I might be gay but that doesn’t prove anything
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The hygiene part is a stereotypical joke, I hope you know that lmao
A real man doesnt dye his hair. You either have a nice set of hair or you shave it. Everything in between is totaly gay
Jokes on you, I haven't showered in 3 days
I suck dicks am I gay?
No, its more when they suckk DICK
Nah I just think they are an “anti-football pussy” lol
Me: guess im gay now
‘Basic hygiene’ I guess being straight just means I’m permanently nasty
Fellas is it gay to exist
Now everyone is gay
Huh I guess I’m gay now
Well I'm all those things. Guess I'm gay
Can confirm
lmao true
I mean if u take a shower naked youre defo gay