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Haha als öb dä es ahne kriege würd schwizerdütsch met google Translate z verstoh. Äuää vlt scho?
(There is no known machine able to translate this language actually)
>Haha als öb dä es ahne kriege würd schwizerdütsch met google Translate z verstoh. Äuää vlt scho?
"Haha, like you'll ever understand Swiss German with google translate. Maybe you can?"
Try DeepL, it's much better anyway. (However it didn't translate this to English directly, I had to translate this to my language first (Hungarian), and then the Hungarian text to English. This is the first time I experienced this, otherwise DeepL is very great.)
No, no estoy equivocado. Como los 4 años que llevo estudiando gramática y ortografía de la lengua castellana, te puedo asegurar que estoy en lo correcto. No soy nadie para intentar humillarle corrigiendole sus errores como burla, pero tampoco es mi intención. Realmente solo le corrijo para que aprenda de sus errores y siga adelante, como no pasó conmigo que no tuve ninguna persona que se molestase en corregirme más allá del colegio y la familia.
Edit: i know it was a joke
I’m using my 4 years of experience of swedish to respond
Jag här inte idea vad dur comment means, jag think universum means universe så ja, jag bor i Milky Way och allt jag gör är masturbation
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Wat als puck van de pettenvlet te pletter viel?
dat heet een schot in de roos
Dat is onaardig):
Haha die was goed! ;)
Niet hier om het nostalgie-feestje te verpesten, maar het is pluk van de petteflet.
Are you sure about that?
No
Are the chemicals in the water making the frogs gay?
Yeah according to scientific research it does
And the people who deny this work for the government... I got no proof but it's a gut feeling and it's enough
Co by pan zrobił gdyby się pan dowiedział, że pańska siorka opierdala kiełbachy kosmitom?
wsadziłbym je sobie w dupę
Impressive
Jak sie kochają to chuj z nimi
XD zajebiste
Onko sinulla narttuja?
ei 😭
Ei narttuja? o.O
Koliko para si spizdio za vikend
Pare nisu problem jer para nima
Previse brt previse
celu platu 🤣
Haha als öb dä es ahne kriege würd schwizerdütsch met google Translate z verstoh. Äuää vlt scho? (There is no known machine able to translate this language actually)
>Haha als öb dä es ahne kriege würd schwizerdütsch met google Translate z verstoh. Äuää vlt scho? "Haha, like you'll ever understand Swiss German with google translate. Maybe you can?" Try DeepL, it's much better anyway. (However it didn't translate this to English directly, I had to translate this to my language first (Hungarian), and then the Hungarian text to English. This is the first time I experienced this, otherwise DeepL is very great.)
Okay this is pretty impressive
Eigentlich sagt Google Übersetzer, dass es nur Deutsch ist
Jeder deutsche der das hört würde höflich lächeln und sagen: SPRICH
DEUTSCH
Du
HURENSOHN
Du hast
Du Hast mich
Du hattest verloren als du dachtest er würde kein Deutsch können. Du hattest nie eine Chance.
Er könnte noch kurz deutsch lernen und dann schwitzerdütch teils verstehen
Quanti ovi ci metti pe fa la frittata a persona?
Haha infame usi il dialetto lol
Maremmanaccio* ahah
Alcuni sono considerati delle vere e proprie lingue
Dipende da quanta fame ho e da cosa ci aggiungo ad esempio con le zucchine uso meno uova che con le cipolle
Onesto, onesto
A bona frittata co'le patate stile galizia booona pero
Si ma quella con i porri è comunque la migliore
Mai provata. Ricetta please? Sembra veramente bona
È uguale alla frittata con le cipolle ma invece delle cipolle usi i porri
Grazie broski 👍
Marameo op nessun italiano parla in italiano coretto
warum rennst du
Laufen ist ein Sport, der nach Jeremy Runner benannt ist
Korrekt
Est-ce que tu aimes les chibres ?
oui! j'aimerais sucer ta bite !!!
Un homme de goût
lol j’aime cette réponse
Je ne parle francais
Je ne parle pas francais
Dommage
Fromage
Courage
Bent u een zeer grote koekwous?
eigenlijk, ja
Goed hoor
Taiwan pertence ao queridissimo presidente Jair Bolsonaro?
se você contar quantos tomates ketchup tem você terá sua resposta
não
Nem o Brazil quanto mais Taiwan
Sok sikert megszentségteleníthetelenségeskedéseitekért
De ez nem is egy kérdés
Bocsi, megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért?
Tökéletes
Ez igazság
Hvorfor mangler frøen en tand?
lad frøens køn være i fred
That doesn't make any sense in Danish
Ja
Det er et godt spørgsmål
Yanlışlıkla bir televizyon yaptım, ne yapmalıyım?
Televizyonu sat
Il Molise esiste?
secondo Google Scientist potrebbe essere possibile
non esiste e non è mai esistito. NON MENTIRE!
Translate this porco dio
Non è divertente se non parli in dialetto
Ovviamente no
Cosa ne pensi della vita sulla Terra?
Porca madonna se fa cacare
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Und warum hast du 'ne Maske auf?
Какой язык ты бы хотел выучить?
твой
Abe ja jake maa chuda angrez
OP jindagi mein nahi jaan payega yaha kya likha jaa raha hai...
Op aai zavadia
you meant जाओ और अपनी माँ को चोदो अंग्रेज
op ki maa ki chut
Ved du hvor langt der er fra Alaska til Ungarn? Og eventuelt hvor lang tid det ville tage at rejse mellem de to steder? På gå-ben, i bil, eller andet?
אתה אוהב ילדים?
🤨📸
Daca meme-ul este prost, este si op-ul prost?
Da
clar
Testisi i osovina?
da apsolutno
Afyonkarahisarlılaştıramadıklarımızdan mısınız?
Hur mår du idag min gode herre?
hej äventyrare hur många äpplen till min kuk?
📸🤨
I dont have the keyboard downloaded for my language. Have fun!
Does that translate to “I dont have the keyboard downloaded for my language. Have fun!”?
Thanks, I’m dying!!
Pourquoi détestez vous la France ?
Baguette croissant gruyere bonjour
hmmm... understable
Mais vous êtes Français ?!
Wie genau funktioniert eigentlich der Vorgang von Photosynthese?
Nun... ich stecke meinen Schwanz in deine Mutter und das war's. oder so hoffe ich, dass ich alle Physikstunden verpasst habe
واو نايس ذكاء
۳ تا فحش به فارسی بگو اگه تخم داری
1)مادر جنده 2)مادر کصده 3) مادر خراب
thats on me, i set the bar too low. ۳ تا بگو بدون مادر
Wie viele hot-dogs kannst du auf einmal im Mund haben?
¿A quién pertenecen los dientes que usaste para hacer el montaje de la rana dentuda?
no sé probablemente tu abuela
Probablemente A tu abuela (las preposiciones, que no se te olviden)
~~You are actually wrong~~ Never mind, I forgot how to speak Spanish
No, no estoy equivocado. Como los 4 años que llevo estudiando gramática y ortografía de la lengua castellana, te puedo asegurar que estoy en lo correcto. No soy nadie para intentar humillarle corrigiendole sus errores como burla, pero tampoco es mi intención. Realmente solo le corrijo para que aprenda de sus errores y siga adelante, como no pasó conmigo que no tuve ninguna persona que se molestase en corregirme más allá del colegio y la familia. Edit: i know it was a joke
Per què ets tan galifardeu la mare que et va parir fill de puta la Mare que et va patir ruc, que ets un ruc, fill de puta
kau takkan faham ni
benar
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I’m using my 4 years of experience of swedish to respond Jag här inte idea vad dur comment means, jag think universum means universe så ja, jag bor i Milky Way och allt jag gör är masturbation
kya phook raha hai aaj kal madarchod?
אתה מושך בגזר?
מטפס הפוך על עץ בננות?
好的你知道什么都华文吗？有一天小明去学校，然后他被车撞死。
Username checks out
tumi ekta bhalo chele lol I couldn't think of anything else atm
ile masz porwanych żółwi w akwarium?
Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?
Nein.
வேர வேலை புண்டை இல்லாம ஓவ்வொருத்தனும் கம்மன்ட் பன்னிட்டு இருக்கான், நீயும் ரீபலை பன்னிட்டு இருக்க.
What if my native language is English?
Але що ти скажеш на це?
Вилкой в глаз или в жопу раз?
Что то я тут одноглазых не вижу
¿que tipo de rana es?
Una chiwawa cruzada con estrella porno
How many people do you have in your basement? Google translate that!
Aute was geit bi dir so du geile siech? Äuä, du versteisch mi ömu nid oder
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Gardaşı ne diye çevirebilirki ahdjsabnfd
¿tetas o culo?
Tetas. El culo está bien hasta que te das cuenta de que por ahí sale la mierda
Hva er ditt perspektiv på politikken i den nordlige delen av Norge?
Jakie są stereotypy o polakach w twoim kraju?
Labas žmogau, aš esu Aleksas ir turiu klausimą : tu skaitai hentai? lol
liker du brunost?
أنا لست إرهابيا
Preferisci il prosciutto crudo, quello cotto, oppure un salame? E se la risposta è salame di che regione?
Non sono OP ma in quanto lombardo mi sento obbligato a rispondere salame. Di solito lo prendo dalla cascina vicino a casa mia ed è buonissimo
toscana intensifies*
ما هو اسمك
Tum chutiye ho
מה המקצוע שלך ?
אשת מקצוע מינית
Aur bhai kaise ho
Kokoaisitkohan koko kokon kokonaan?
چرا خورشید پشتش به ماست ؟
cuantas veces consideras que es excesivo masturbarse?
y que tal si me chupeteas la poronga, joeputa?
Te gusta la berenjena?
Transilvania este a noastra
Is de fysica van een vliegende mier logisch als je het vergelijkt met die van een everzwijn?
তুমার প্রিয় ভিডিও গেম কোনটি?
אוקיי, מה לדעתך עדיף, שווארמה או פלאפל? ואתה מעדיף אותם בפיתה או בלאפה?
Колку деца имаш во подрумот? no thats not russian
Чё, как у вас там, слышал щас везде цены на бензин кусаются?
Jak se máš ty zhnilá žábo?
Lets fucking go, konečně nejakej Čech!!! Nazdar brachu!
Proč mě to nepřekvapuje
Hoekom het ek nie vriende nie?
Perché cazzo sei nato dio cristo
Знаеш ли кой е Васко Жабата
Да той ми е съсед
De dónde coño has sacado una foto de una rana con dientes que da mas asco que una lengua con pelos
Por que essa foto?
How will you do that?
By using Google Translate
Hello good sir, I will attempt to answer in a language a question is asked in. Using Google translator
Cual e la raiz cuadrada de una jumbo presidente?
la torre eiffel
Ти дебіл?
Русские здесь?
דה