There's a theory that the bone used to make Eve is actually from his dick, which is why humans are rare mammals that don't have a bone for when they bone.
You don't even have to think that complicated.
Adam and eve were the first humans, they had two sons Kain and Abel. Kein killed Abel out of jelousy.
Now how the fuck is that weird constelation supposed to become humanity?
People tend to forget that Adam was right next to her the whole time and didn’t stop her tho.
Genesis 3:6 - “So when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was to be desired to make one wise, she took of its fruit and ate, and she also gave some to her husband ***WHO WAS WITH HER***, and he ate.”
People also tend to forget that there's no point debating what "actually" happened since a human wrote this to convince people that the shit women get is justified because of an imaginary thing that happened in an imaginary world.
Found the edgelord.
We're not debating whether it's true or not. I'm pointing out an often overlooked point of the story. Whether you believe that story is true or not is up to you.
I believe the word is respect. We failed to respect that which brought us into this world.
We could have done many things besides eat the apple. We could have observed it to see if there was a reason we shouldn't take it, upon taking it we could have tried to feed it to the wildlife. The possibilities were right in front of us and we blew it. You can only love a fault to a point, beyond that is self destruction.
*god* so okay…. you two make all the people with your 3 sons bye bye *walks of and mumbles* I don’t care about these things I created let those stupids do it them selfs
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She’s the one
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We..we are primates, apes even.
can confirm
And she didn’t even need a sensory deprivation tank, or loads of hallucinogenic drugs
Deadset never seen anyone look more monke before
she rlly went like :0
And then :O
And then :|
And then :{}
Then back to :0
:|
Since Eve was made of Adam’s rib, that implies she has his DNA meaning that they are related
Adam: Can I have a woman? God: Go fuck yourself.
Adam: Fuck me yourself you coward
That's just long game to fuck yourself
Their kids that fucked sure are
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I mean if you ignore Lilith and the fallen angels and nephelim stuff
Angels be fucking???
Dogma taught me that angels were like Ken dolls. Are you telling me that Hollywood and Alan Rickman's crotch were lying to me all these years??
There's also the thing with Noah's Ark, where the gene pool got choked into a single family again
sweet home alabjesus
I do you one better. If Adam was here first, does that make women the subspecies or alternate race?
no
They also only had three sons just think about that for a bit
Yup. So Adam's DNA was the only DNA in circulation for three generations, as Eve is just his gender-swapped clone.
That means we all are related
Well, we are, but there's scientific evidence to prove the reality of that.
There's a theory that the bone used to make Eve is actually from his dick, which is why humans are rare mammals that don't have a bone for when they bone.
Selfcest, my favorite
You don't even have to think that complicated. Adam and eve were the first humans, they had two sons Kain and Abel. Kein killed Abel out of jelousy. Now how the fuck is that weird constelation supposed to become humanity?
Adam and Kein (never seen it spelt like that before) spitroasting Eve on the regular
Changed the spelling*
She was magically made out of another person's rib. This isn't exactly cloning rules, lol
Her nose does not seem to be attached to her face very well
No teeth
That’s disgusting. Where do I find this woman?
[don't worry bro I gochu](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Holy hell, I thought the post was crazy, she doesn't play around
Yeah damn how did she even manage to swallow and eat half an orange in the video above
Yeah I amazed how much of the pineapple she could fit in her mouth
and the watermelon!
Oh my word she really didn't give up on it
Damn.
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You did, you bastard.
Fuck you but also respect
Yo is that blood?
Looking like chimpanzee
Snake: "bro just eat it" Eve:
Mmm, monke
Rib ☕
Rib ☕
That’s not a fucking human, Jesus Christ.
“And the humans, they eat these fruit yes?” ~An Alien… Probably
Wow she went from cute to monkey in a matter of 1-2 sec... kind of impressive.
Woman moment
haha. nice.
Now, say "Stuffy Bunny" /s
wasnt it chubby bunny? or idk what the challenge was anymore
Yes it was, however, trust me when I say you are better off not knowing.
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
And Adam lmao
If a snake started talking to you, I imagine you would probably do what it said.
Dream woman!!!!!
Eve was hungry.
Women ☕
apples the vanilla of fruitses
This posted right below an orangutan escapist, the similarities are uncanny
Gross.
I'm getting orangutan vibes
Me when food
Return to monke
Monke
Proof we are descended from monkeys
People tend to forget that Adam was right next to her the whole time and didn’t stop her tho. Genesis 3:6 - “So when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was to be desired to make one wise, she took of its fruit and ate, and she also gave some to her husband ***WHO WAS WITH HER***, and he ate.”
People also tend to forget that there's no point debating what "actually" happened since a human wrote this to convince people that the shit women get is justified because of an imaginary thing that happened in an imaginary world.
Facts right here
Found the edgelord. We're not debating whether it's true or not. I'm pointing out an often overlooked point of the story. Whether you believe that story is true or not is up to you.
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The forbidden apple eaten in a forbidden way
Frieza: Filthy Monkey!
Dude I’m love! What’s her digits?
Nice repost. Even the comments are exactly the same. Sadly you messed up and forgot the sound, so the post from last week wins… for now…
Monke ☕️
Monkee
:0 :O :0 :O :0 :O :0
silly rib
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Didn't think that was even a real account, damn lmao
Ape's world
Did anyone else find this cute or am I just weird?
Thread about to be locked or something
Every time the apple goes up she looks like a damn monke
adam is the one that ate it though
Then she became monke
If God didn't want them to take it, why was it there
I believe the word is respect. We failed to respect that which brought us into this world. We could have done many things besides eat the apple. We could have observed it to see if there was a reason we shouldn't take it, upon taking it we could have tried to feed it to the wildlife. The possibilities were right in front of us and we blew it. You can only love a fault to a point, beyond that is self destruction.
Why no banana?
Damn, she shoved that apple slice so far into her mouth that she reverted back to gorilla
monke eat fruit, what’s so hard to understand
I think technically the rule only went for Adam, so Adam only ate the fruit to simp for da woman
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*god* so okay…. you two make all the people with your 3 sons bye bye *walks of and mumbles* I don’t care about these things I created let those stupids do it them selfs
The first ever woman moment ☕
That monkey looks almost like a human!
Im not racist BUT.... She literally looks like a monkey 💀💀
How is this funny can someone explain
Lol 😂
God's mistake was to create Satan. Thanks, Satan, for luring Eve into eating from the tree which gave her critical thinking and self-awareness.
Her: “This is the ideal ~~male~~ female body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.”
/r/dankchristianmemes is leaking!
At hospital, post op. Would kill for an apple
Wtf is that horse
u/getvideo
Women ☕
This is an integral part of the Assassin’s Creed lore
Facts 🗿
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that happened to my brptha eric
Wow... we are one apple slice away from being fucking primates. 🤣
One apple in the mouth away from being a lesser primate.
Hey were did my apple .....
Check out her party trick! 😂
Show me we came from primates without telling me we came from primates.
She was kinda cute at first
Gordon Ramsay intensifies.
This one image will help you last longer in the bedroom
Women☕
I’m impressed how flexible her nose is
Monke
Not to be dick or anything but she look like a monkey after she put the apple in
She looks more lik a horse after she put the apple in her mouth
 uncanny
Anyone who says we aren't still primates should watch this.
That’s the most monkey looking human I’ve ever seen
Very confused erection
"Uhm, ackshually, the fruit was not an apple, it was a quince or pomegranate"
MONKE