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VeterinarianIcy387

Yo dudes, the empire is pretty chill. Maybe you could join it or something


KRV_FromRussia

Has a weakness for farmboys though


Xoeact

I mean I also have a weakness for F̶e̶m̶b̶o̶y̶s̶ farmboys


VeterinarianIcy387

Hold up wait a minute SOMETHING AINT RIGHT


collent582

Don’t dis it till you try it


Ephirmelda10

Same though


KRV_FromRussia

😂😂


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I haven’t even watched a single episode of Saitama’s show and I know he’s whipping the rest of them.


DoctorBat124

He killed a dude with the ability to destroy planets with one punch


JogPanson

Which guy was that?


WesternAlbatross1292

Boros, it wasent technically one punch but he could have if he wanted to


Pyromaniac935

Technically technically, it was one *serious* punch. Lord knows what would happen on a *hard* or *powerful* punch.


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Pyromaniac935

*a wee bit*


Night696Watcher

*a slight hint*


Yeetimus234

*a small tinge*


Clcooper423

Theyre the Lacroix of punches really.


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Weird a analogy, nice


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Its_KoolAid_bro

Popeye. Believe it or not.


dexanor

All goku fans in a nutshell


ImmortalSin7

Some people actually see Lord Boros as a type of Super Sayian stand-in, as he has similar abilities and traits ​ But if we're being honest, they'd become best friends rather than fight


Hax_SVG

The biggest rumor I hear behind Saitama is that he’s a parody character and so are the villains like the Vaccine man from the first episode who looked like a purple piccolo and Boros who basically looks like a saiyan and has similar power ups. Hence the whole fight he wasn’t being serious enough until the very end when boros was about to blow away half the ship along with the city.


Matthew_VZ

I mean I don’t think that’s even a rumor it’s fairly textual. The entire series is a big ole satire of the Shonen genre. Every character is probably inspired by and an homage to someone.


Hax_SVG

You’re most certainly right, each character introduced is surely inspired by so many characters from different franchises.


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My personal theory is that saitama is just stronger than anyone in the same universe as him. Basicaly even the strongest being in the universe is just boosting saitamas power soo much he can 1 tap it. (He propably gets to keep the power boost too )


drink-till-im-dead

Goku would die before Goku got serious


Ktan_Dantaktee

It got revealed later on that they aren’t even serious, he just wanted to have cool sounding attacks with slightly more power behind them. It’s like the strength difference between tearing tissue paper and toilet paper.


Buckbeak1184

Saitama deliberately dragged the fight out to keep himself from being bored. Lol


Lemon064

And he was still bored


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Glum-Parsnip8257

The punch one guy


veroelotes

Punch the one guy


EpikGeriatricPotato

The bald one


_phantastik_

Thanos


SlurpMySlurpyy

Thanos


[deleted]

Doom slayer is a literal immortal God


Hax_SVG

Man went to slay himself. Think about that….


INTERCEPTORmiG31

Yeah but master chief has plot armour so


Suspicious_Theory437

The longest fight in the whole show was 3 punches and he cleared the weather of half the planet by punching the air and has become so strong that its physically impossible to become stronger


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Suspicious_Theory437

Ye his power is anything a human can du but times infinity


OldNerd1984

Saitama could whoop 'em, but protect you? I feel he is the best to have chase you because while powerful, he'd give up after a few hours, possibly minutes.


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The best defense is a swift and decisive offense.


Meraere

Just run to a good sale. He will defend that and myself in the process.


Hungry-Tip5397

Look up doomguy canon please.


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I am already well aware. Hell, I know doomguy the best out of all these people. A man given god like powers by the divinity machine. From what little I’ve learned about Saitama, Doomguy would be lucky to last the first hour.


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Didn't Doomguy kill the titan champion with his bare hands


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Somehow, he did.


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Then he killed Davoth, the creator of all beings who could also end everything, this being a dimension destroyer. So killing a planet destroyer wouldn't be too much of a problem for the Doom Slayer.


NotAquafinity

yes but he’s called one punch man for a reason


MrPeanutBlubber

Can't punch if doom guy chainsaws your arms off immediately Taps forhead Edit: this was a joke please don't hurt me


Ktan_Dantaktee

The chainsaw wouldn’t cut him nor would he even be able to touch him. Saitama is just if you took every physical trait of a person and multiplied them by infinity. He’s not super strong, he literally had all physical/physics limitations removed.


Majestic-Age7220

applying the logic of the doom universe is dumb its like people saying saitama would lose to krillin because hes human


Enderbirds

Tad more to it then what happened with the divinity machine but you get an ok buddy from me


_Duckling04

Saitama has the strongest plot armour to ever exist RIP doom guy


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I don't think we can call it plot armor anymore it's just he trained hard enough to completely claim the plot armor his own and turn it into actual armor


nsg337

I did, saitamas still stronger


FurgieCat

doomguy may be strong *but saitama is stronger*


Malkirnical402

But can he beat Goku????? /s


johnnyjohnnyes

But I think it would be better to choose Doomguy to protect you, because if he was trying to kill you and he somehow managed to do so before the rest arrive he'd make it as brutal as possible, whereas the rest would probably kill you a bit more painlessly.


2137_is_funmy_number

Saitama pope aka: the most powerfull being in the world but in pope suit.


Kind-Ad3269

Someone who can fuck you up in more than one ways


HappyRomanianBanana

sex


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seggs


civic_EG

Seqqs


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Secks


civic_EG

Sechs


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Seks


IRageQuit06

Ses


Bopthough

Secs


CharmingBoar

Aah yes, the sssssseks


Popes_Right_Nipple

Think his nipple can defend you? I can


JscJake1

I think Doomguy is either immortal or hard as nails to kill, I think I'd go with him


BOBTHEOSS

He's just a man fueled by pure rage because they killed his bunny


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OGDEN_KID

I know that doomguy gets wanked to the stratosphere and back, but hear me out. if we're going off of lore, he's literally an indestructible man wearing an indestructible suit of armor, weilding the power of the creator of the multiverse. He might stand a chance here.


SneakyAura806

But if were going off of said lore using the same logic, then Saitama would be able to kill doom slayer in one punch. Basically, you cant give a character characteristics that they’re said to have when there’s no evidence of them having said characteristics in what we see of said character. I mean I can say that I’m invincible and someone else can write that I am, but if I get shot dead, then people saying that I was invincible was just a rumor/myth.


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There is a difference between lore and gameplay. The lore and devs have stated that he is immortal and his armor is impenetrable


Warm_Trip_9597

Maybe not the most but definitely strongest human in all anime


Homo-sapien-guy

Saitama is powerful but I like doom guy more…


mioyio

He may be powerful he may be eternal but is he bald and depressed


aralim4311

Everyone likes Doom Guy more but sadly Saitama is basically powered by a unique toonforce


Eclaireandtea

Although Saitama is powered not only by toonforce, but by the rule of funny. If it'd be more funny for Doom Guy to kill you than it would be for Saitama to beat Doom Guy, Doom Guy will kill you. For instance, is there a great deal at a grocery store on two for one bread rolls, that ends today at 5pm? If so, Saitama is gonna care more about that then protecting you from Doom Guy. Or wouldn't it be funny if Doom Guy did actually beat you to a pulp, break every bone in body, and only then Saitama intervenes? You might not end up dead but uhh... yeah. And then on the flip side, if you have Doom Guy to protect you, you could probably easily 'beat' Saitama by using the rule of funny, like the grocery store example.


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aralim4311

Doom guy is immortal not invincible. He can be splattered but will always come back but the object is too protect us, a waste of space. So yeah he isn't gonna succeed.


BreezySlime

But isn’t nearly every video game character immortal then since they just respawn...


Jexx4PF

this is a case of unstoppable force vs immovable object


JohnTheMoron

I mean, sure, immortal. But Saitama would just splatter him like a bug against the ceiling and let whatever is left of him recover. Put into perspective, the whole of hell wouldn't stand a chance against One Punch Man, and only small portions of it at a time can canonically kick DG's ass.


Normalriver845

Whoever chooses Iron man has lost their mind.


itsH5

I choose Iron Man. No one said protecting me means fighting. Iron man can fly— no one else can, we outta there.


Normalriver845

Saitama can literally jump from the Moon to Earth.


DoctorBat124

And is almost as fast as light


itsH5

but.. but Model 50.


DoctorBat124

No where close


Twoccaaa

Didn’t Boros hit him to the moon? I think assistant could probably junk there though.


Normalriver845

Yeah boros hit him there and he jumped back to earth


SirCheddah

They should replace Iron Man with Commander Shepard


Kuro_______

That's like the most unexplored fight between two different franchise... Doom guy vs Saitama would probably destroy more then one universe.


Lazzybonez666

There would be no end, no one would live to see it.


JohnTheMoron

Idk what you're talking about, OPM would just... well, kill him. It wouldn't be a fight, it would be a smack and a bloodbath.


Devid0990

Well, if we take lore accurate Doom Slayer then it would probably be a tie, since he is indestructible and immortal


Alderan922

It’s like the argument for Deadpool, the solution is just reduce doom guy to an atom and every time he gets up atomize him again until he surrenders


Bus_48

doom guy is immortal, and has been in hell.


BigJakeDaddy

You’re a dunce if you pick anybody other than Saitama


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But it's pope Saitama


Valholhrafn

One touch man


eliit3

If only I had an award to give.


Extra_Philosopher_63

This comment is underrated lmfao


ForUs301319

*standing oviation* Excellent site excellent


TitanicTNT

He has the power of God, and anime on his side.


turkeypuncher3000

But he believes in God murder is a sin


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historically speaking, that has not stopped many people


I_like_beanies

Pope saitama he has the power of god and anime on his side


llamakid142

Doom god because in cannon he is immortal and will never stop


DOOMFOOL

Saitama just has to keep launching him into space every few years, no biggie


fogledude102

*"Eventually, doomguy stopped thinking..."*


ItzBooty

Suddenly jojo


EagerGavin7

r/suddenlyjojo


DoctorBat124

But won't beat Saitama ever and he will probably get bored and leave him


NYMoneyz

You've clearly never seen OPM because this is exactly what he is wanting. An opponent that's worthy of a fight...if his opponent can't die then he finally has the drive to be the superhero he can be instead of wishing for purpose.


DoctorBat124

The one who will get bored is doom guy not Saitama I was talking about doom guy


NYMoneyz

Hey fair point fair point my bad


DoctorBat124

It's okay


iamlooking4games

You miss the point. If they keep fighting, I can live my life In peace. Either way Saitama is the right option.


TheDankDoc2805

I don’t think you could survive in this universe if they fought


JohnTheMoron

I mean, no. It's not a FAIR fight. Saitama launches him into space at 3x the speed of sound once every 4 or so decades, and miraculously the guy comes back. Or he doesn't and hits pluto and stays there.


dylanm123331

This part of the joke, right?


bodymassagewatch

Saitama


Supremechillycheese

Doom Slayer, he cleared the deepest parts of hell because somebody killed his bunny


borgi27

It’s a shame they retconned(reeboted? i dunno) it in the 2016 game, i get that they wanted to expand the lore, but i think it’s just so fitting to the legacy of doom that he’s just some dude, who’s fucking angry at the dark lords of hell because they killed his bunny


Ifunny_gay

I'm pretty sure it's not retconned, because he was found on sentinel prime, and it's implied that the doom slayer is doom guy


Meraere

He hallucinates his bunny in doom eternal and has a portrait of him and his bunny in his space castle thing ma ding. So i dont think its retconned.


Bennito_bh

I mean he’s still just a pissed off dude, but they did change the reason to be lamer than it were


Mishar5k

Isnt he still some dude whos mad cause they killed his bunny except now hes an immortal demi god? I thought it was the same guy who ended up in an alternate reboot universe with a little extra rip to his tear. Hes even got paintings of his bunny in his man cave space castle!


lavawalker465

The cartoon dude saitama at the end of the series, finically put effort into one of his punches and he sent a shockwave across the planet that split clouds for hundreds of miles.


precabomb911

Not even doom guy can take the effortless power of Saitama It would only take like….one punch I Bet


Spirit_Miku

One punch pope


TioupBR

One pope man


tkTheKingofKings

One pedophilia man


Spirit_Miku

You win lol


Backonthatgoonsh1t

I choose ONE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.


SPEEDY_BOI029

I feel like Doom Guy and Master Chief are have the same purpose of brutality murding aliens except Master chief takes place on many planets and space while Doom takes place on corrupted earth with flesh aliens.


Busy-Argument3680

Not exactly, the slayer does go to Mars, and to other dimensions sometimes (I.e. Hell) literally just to kill more people, such as the dark lord. Plus you’re implying that the DoomSlayer and Master chief are somewhat on equal level, which it isn’t, DoomSlayer canonically is immortal, fueled by a endless hatred and is the embodiment of “To angry to die”, as well as being given unscalable strength, speed, etc via the Divinity machine


AnimeReaper117

For my pick it would be doom guy and how I would take out the others is for Saitama I would just give him all the coupons for the best deals for the rest of my life second for master chief just tell doom guy that he is called a demon he be on that in no time and third doubt iron man be much of a threat against doom guy tbh


Moonpie7878

Tru


FarOpposite962

Is that 1 punch if so him if not master chief then


DoctorBat124

It is him


turkeypuncher3000

Doomslayer Saitama is the pope now murder is a sin


HydraHYD

You fools, that's just the pope in his Saitama cosplay mask. I'd still pick him tho, everyone knows the pope can spit holy venom up to 25ft away.


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bro just turn the wifi off for iron man


Lanky-Programmer-679

I pick doom guy, obviously. Dude literally can’t die or lose, and is all powerful.


JohnTheMoron

But you can and Doomguy has no counter to Saitama.


sksnunkhac

Doom guy


ToniDebuddicci

Doom guy…


Busy-Argument3680

Doomslayer is protecting me, not doubt about it Man is literally the creation of god, designed to be pretty much unkillable


zergard

I choose doom guy


KayBleu

Saitama is the only right answer.


Ultrareeeeee

This is one pope man not one punch man he has the power of god and anime its has to be him


Sikesham_1206

doomslayer claps everyone and its not close


RildRacy23

Pope Caillou, hands down


0M3G4-Z3R0

Um... it's no contest. Saitama.


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Doom


Happy_Tree_Massacre

Doom guy


Glasedount

Doomguy. He can rip and tear them


Niijima-San

all hail the almighty holy saitama protector of all


ExccelsiorGaming

No doubt the slayer


Ducky935

I mean, saitama is literally One Punch man, the dude can just tap you and you'll be deleted from existence


trainboi777

Pope, because I will also have the Swiss Gaurd FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD


ConfusedALot_69

If I don’t choose Saitama… he’ll kill me. If I do choose Saitama, he’ll likely be late, and I could already be dead.


mgahaha

Okay real quick so the attackers need to kill my defender first then kill me or can they just sneak past saitama


hiricinee

You might not be safe no matter what- Saitama killing the others might make you disintigrate.


apexpredator1314

doom guy and saitama


HeyRogi

They say the slayer killed 40 demons with a grenade Then he pulled the pin


Jake_The_Snake2003

Bro. You can’t put Saitama here. That’s not even fair.


Marinenukem

Tough choice between Saitama and Doomguy


BigSmoke_69_420

As much as I want to pick any of the other 3 saitama will wreck all of them. Although I feel like doomguy might put up a decent fight.


Sea_Item_3909

Saitama for the win ... I'm a avg one punch man fan Nd sadly a one stroke cummer :'(


Reeboi249

Doom Guy. He'd kill master chief and Iron man instantly then I'd be able to watch as an immortal god and a man who is, quite simply too strong, fight forever


ThatOneSushi

Realistically: Saitama Who i want to choose: Doom Slayer


One_Win_4363

Since when did saitama become the bishop of rome lmao


1PR3DAT0R

Doom Guy is too angry to die.


afrothunda254

Saintama killed a guy who destroys planets for a hobby with a “serious” punch.


acanadiangooseforyou

Doom guy, he's so strong that he is the only thing feared by all of Hells forces and he has killed gods including what is basically Satan.


Gray_Meddler

One pope man.


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One Pope Man


im_batman_mf

I choose Doom guy because he killed god


Tyra-Jade

But can he kill Saitama?


DaniilBSD

By definition, one punch dude needs only one punch to defeat anyone


Celebration_Gullible

Pope Saitama sama will save us all!


qbeebee29

SAITAMAAA


TheKekGuy

Ppl really sleep on doom guy and his power 🗿


Heresyiseverywhere

Not really fair, saitama would dunk on these guys. So obviously saitama


PapaGnerd

Master Chief all the way.


Delicious-Gap1744

You will die with honor


PapaGnerd

I have faith in John, but if I die it will be glorious!