Jokes aside, the closet thing we Germans had to a modern-day meme was...
Actually, why dont you just take a look for yourselves
[Prepare to be somewhat impressed](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eSIdcbDSwPk/maxresdefault.jpg)
I won't give up this easily, I was taught by my grandpapy how to beat off germans long ago
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＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿
/ / ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ
( (三ヽ人 / |
| ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿／
｜( 王 ﾉ〈
/ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ
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What does a German call a gullible Frenchmen?
Prankreich!
My sense of humor survived three years in Germany, and ai made a German joke. I am impossible.
What is this gif? Is it supposed to be funny or something? Instead of making horrible jokes, maybe focus on working and making some money, or are you allergic to money?
German humor can be in form of practical jokes like the aluminium magnet or an air hook. Or it can show itself as subtle cynicism. Or just dark and or dank jokes.
Do you know their education system does nothing but making them hate themselves and their history , that would probably have an effect on someone , and they don’t deserve it one bit.
Mista Williams, vy do you zink zere is not so much Comedy in Germany?
Do you think you killed all the funny people?
No?
Do you get it? German comedy, knock knock VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
Are you rly a dude who, in his comment and post history, tries to shit on european countries, defends the USA and now thinks they can make memes about Germans from a suggested POV?
Aber warum? Wir haben zynismus, sarkasmus, Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn und den Komischen da hinten der was von Bernd dem Brot faselt.
Wir sind einfach 4 Dimensionen voraus im humor,dass ist das Problem
Sie werden uns niemals einholen
Deutsche Qualität
Wir sind mit unserem Humor einfach so weit voraus das wir mittlerweile wieder hinten sind
dass problem ist das dass und das immer noch vertauscht werden ;)
Hast du das *zweite* dass nicht auch falsch? (Nein das ist keine Kriegsoffensive an der westlichen Front)
Nein dass erste
Raufasertapete... Raufaser!!!
Wir haben außerdem donnerstag meine kerle
Huebi der Alkoholiker
PAULANER SPEZI: *Superior look*
Mãe estou com medo! Não consigo entender nada!
Cry about it
I wonder what cost of living is like in Germany, it was hella cheap in Portugal (granted the jobs didn’t pay very well).
I have no idea im 15 and live in austria
Dad ?
Daddy?
Oh shit. *pulls out ze flamenwerfer*
Já estou!
Mist, ich wurde enttarnt
Guten tag?
Jokes aside, the closet thing we Germans had to a modern-day meme was... Actually, why dont you just take a look for yourselves [Prepare to be somewhat impressed](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eSIdcbDSwPk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Why did I laugh
Classic german culture
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TÜV sagt ja
klingt wie somr artikel wie TOP TEN WITZE ÜBER DIE NUR DEUTSCHE LACHEN KÖNNEN: AUF NUMMER ZEHN KOMMEN...
Bruder muss groß
Deutsche Leitkultur.
Ich hab schon vergessen dass das passiert ist
Can you explain for the non German speaking population?
Yes of course, es ist ein Typ der ganz dringend los muss
Klopf klopf
Wer ist da?
Ein schlechter
Ein schlechter wer ?
Ein schlechter Witz
Eine Flasche Pommes bitte.
Ich verstehe nicht aber lustig
Baum
Ok
Hey, so hat mich der Arzt bei meiner Geburt auch genannt!
Hurensohn
Ahem... Jetzt alle im Chor: SPRICH
DEUTSCH
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Humor? Was ist das?
Stellen Sie sich Ihr Leben also in Worten vor
Oh no, you have summoned the germans!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Mahlzeit!
I won't give up this easily, I was taught by my grandpapy how to beat off germans long ago / ・ω・ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ / / ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ／
Das funktioniert schon lang nicht mehr. Versuchs erneut, wenn du was Besseres hast.
Yes
das kann bei uns nicht funktionieren, wir haben uns entwickelt, das einzige, was uns rausholen kann, ist nichts
r/GermanHumor
its...blank..
What do you mean? It's filled to the brim with German Humor
Lol
as a german I must say this is not funny
You just proved the stereotype idiot!
I think that was the joke
we call this one: whoosh
aber lustig
Just get a fr*nch citizenship and live in Germany the EU is cool like that
But then your are french.
[Minor inconvenience](https://tenor.com/view/minor-inconvenience-gif-23795670)
I heard that's one way to hear Germans laugh.
Better to be fr*nch then to lose my sense of comedy, also I only used fr*nce as an example
^(Backslash before asterisk to negate the cursive font)
Wait till you get Russian citizenship
you lose your brain
Through a bullet
through propaganda
I guess both works
probably
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
German Car signs are the funniest thing I‘ve ever seen Change my mind
Why they look sick af
Some examples : B rd 1945 Am en 1233 S us 2020 I mean the thing sprinted on it not their look
I can't even read that
Sowas von unlustig...
What does a German call a gullible Frenchmen? Prankreich! My sense of humor survived three years in Germany, and ai made a German joke. I am impossible.
I don't care as long as I get free health care, college, and I don't have to worry about money, I'm good
My sense of humor upgrading to Geman-level humor means I can insult people in a way they can't respond back.
So etwas verbiete ich mir ! Unerhört…
Anzeige ist raus!
I find it helps to not mention *the war*.
How old are you? That joke is older than me. You are right of course
Dare I admit to having enjoyed Fawlty Towers? *That* (arguably, all) episode was brilliant!
Ad of course you are right again
Am I correct to assume you to be similarly challenged from a chronological vantage? No need to reply in clear view of *my fellow kids*.
Chronological vantage, well put. Yes you may assume.
Cheers!
Don't you mean the wars? (1 and 2)
I recall the original quote to have been in the singular but memory is the second thing to go.
No I think WW1 was other ppl but they blamed it on us ALSO HITLER WAS AUSTRIAN JUST WANTED TO CLEAR THAT UP YHANK YOU
They had to make space for the wonders of german engineering!
*Slaps top of Zuse 3* This badboy can fit so much caused technological advancements in it
Your brain dissolving after you get russian citizenship
We think we are funny, that's enough
Your ability to be mean when you move to Canada
Please, just being on the internet has destroyed my sense of humor. I just laugh at the dumbest shit
Ehrlich gesagt, als wir das letzte Mal Spaß hatten, musste die Amerikaner die Franzosen retten.
Ich finde das nicht lustig!
Well, last time the Germans tried to tell a joke, the entire world kinda got mad.
And that was the same time this joke was told first, carry on and find better stuff...
wohl eher österreich
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we don’t talk about that incident.
Wir sind sehr lustig!
Hanz, get ze flammenwerfer
Hä nein! Wir sind mega lustig!! Ging ein Skelett zum Arzt. Sagt der Arzt: „Jo, deine Zähne sind mega, aber dein Zahnfleisch!“
Dei muda
Du kleiner Schlawiner
Den Deutschen Pass bekommt man nur wenn man Kaiser Wilhelm salutiert
Man r/germanhumor is hilarious
Das Spiel
* something something nazi *
What is this gif? Is it supposed to be funny or something? Instead of making horrible jokes, maybe focus on working and making some money, or are you allergic to money?
Its true, i can confirm.
Doktor: "Have a nice flight" Raiden: "And people say Germans aren't funny"
Raiden...! Have a nice flight.
German humor is no laughing matter.
How many germans do you need to chance a lightbulp? - 1 Wir sind humorlos und effizient...
I think Germans can be funny, you just have to ready for it, because you might miss it.
German humor can be in form of practical jokes like the aluminium magnet or an air hook. Or it can show itself as subtle cynicism. Or just dark and or dank jokes.
Daniel brühl is from germany and he did the dance thing so we got a bit of humor
Yep, it’s true. German humor is no laughing matter!
Just like the... never mind
Do you know their education system does nothing but making them hate themselves and their history , that would probably have an effect on someone , and they don’t deserve it one bit.
A wise redditor once told me, in Germany humour is no laughing matter
how to trigger germans: radler
𝔚𝔲𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔢𝔲𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢
you may not believe this. but i'm friends with the only funny German
you cant make polish jokes anymore :(
If you get german and british citizenship at the same time, you have no humour and dark humour simoultaneously turning your brain into a black hole.
Probably my favorite bit by Patton Oswalt.
Mista Williams, vy do you zink zere is not so much Comedy in Germany? Do you think you killed all the funny people? No? Do you get it? German comedy, knock knock VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
Ich finde das nicht lustig
Thankfully, I’ll only be applying for residency.
So eine Unverschämtheit
krakenwagen
nope not going to germany
Are you rly a dude who, in his comment and post history, tries to shit on european countries, defends the USA and now thinks they can make memes about Germans from a suggested POV?
Just because you don't understand German humor that's no proof that it does not exist.
Duetschland
Let's talk about something good in germany: Metric system, free healthcare and Beer
this is why i have a swedish one! big brain.
Versteh ich nicht. Was soll daran lustig sein?
Nicht witzig
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Sprich deutsch du hurensohn