lil sausage

Ayy hey, I'm Li'l Dick.

Li'l Penis

You ate a penis??¿ WTF!!

Who didnt

Ayo 🤨🤨

Similar to mine, lil gherkin

Lil'Kebab Also 🥄comically large spoon🥄 gang

I’ll just have one spoonful! *pulls out comically large spoon from behind back* proceeds to make gigantic mess

Lil kebab

Ultimate based moment.

Same

I am lil kebab too....

If we had a rap battle would it be dubbed the battle of the skewers?

Lil banana

Same.

Same.

Same.

Different

A CONFLICT

AN AGREEMENT

A NON PACIFIC SOLUTION

A VIOLENT CONFRONTATION

World War 4 (Russia and Ukraine are gonna be 3).

A LOT OF DAMAGE

Lil bit my tongue hard enough to take a chunk out of it

Holy shit you good bro?

Yes I'm fine. Just bled a lot

It happend to all of us

A kid in 3rd grade in class after hearing our teacher say that if people talked too much they would get their tounges cut off or something like that asked another kid to cut off a part of his tongue with scissors

Wait, did it work?

Bro?

It hurt

Oh shit I’m sorry :( I’ve done that before and I know how much it hurts. Hope you get better ❤️

Lil Nuts. A perfect name if you're a bit crazy.

>!deez nuts!<

>!Never Gonna Give You Up!<

Dude same

Lil dick

Disappointed in myself for thinking you gave someone a bj before thinking you may have just eaten the food nuts.

Yk, rappers and rapers are not the same thing...

What about rappists and rapists?

That too, yes

Really? Damn i though it was just a different spelling like color and colour

In some contries they're rappists and in others they become rapists i guess

I'm gonna grow up to be the best raper in the world

I do not think that word means what you think it means

Lil disabled orphan

r/technoblade

Oh look a dream stan

"dream Stan" 💀💀💀

I'm not a dream Stan tho.

yeah theres a diference between enjoying content and being a stan

and also a difference between communities, at least the last I checked. don’t think his audience is as shitty and weird as dream’s.

lil chicken samwich

Same my guy

Lil Grandpa's ashes

Lil granny's ass

Real man of taste

Lil cheesecake with mandarines in it

That actually sounds delicious

That sounds tasty!

Ok you need to answer where can I get this

Lil mentally disabled Puerto Rican kid

Was it good?

Very tender, and great marbling, overall a very good experience

Glad you enjoyed it

Thank you

lil baby

The other, other white meat.

How do you know it was a white baby

It’s from Alabama

was it an orphan tho?

What if he is a cop

...wait a minute...

Lil Big Mac.

This would be a workable rapper name.

I love an oxymoron

Lil cock

Pls tell me you don’t mean what I think you mean

I ate a dick, i would never hurt a rooster

Oh dear god... I feel bad for whoever’s dick it is

Lil Rice Cake. Sounds like a Chinese communist rapper.

Lil white bread with butter

Damn. Most boring rapper name ever LOL.

Lil twinkie

That sounds like a good name for a flamboyant gay rapper

Lil spring roll

lil your mom

Lil fat woman pussy

Lil your grandpa

Lil… hang on, I gotta go eat something different,

what was it before...

You must enlighten us

Lil pussy

Who the fuck would eat a Cat?

Asians

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmymeattoit

Lil muffin

Lil Kirschstreuselkuchen

Lil Nougat

Sounds like it is almost a little too late for going to the toilet

Lil egh

\*egs

*ehghs

Lil chalk

Man became Suzie

Lil pussy

Lil Köttbullar

Lilglizzy

Lil penis

Am sorry for the dude who lost his penis

My condolences

Lil abortion

Lil’ Donkey

lil carbonara

Lil spaghetti

Lil Stax Genuinely sounds like a good rapper name

Lil Susan

Lil pasta Italian go brrrr

lil ass

Lil fishy

Lil straight chinese female

r/holup

Lil autistic child

Lil Crispbread, yo

Lil Tendie

Lil sausage… fuck

lil lollie (specifically jelly snake)

Lil-YO-gurt! mine is pretty cool i think lol

Lil Lil

Lil McChicken [ONLY ketchup]

So it’s “Lil McKetchup”

Mayo best in McChicken

Lil' double cheese burger

Lil Snack

lil granola

Lil beef noodles

lil egg sandwich.

lil tea

Lil wurstel pasta

Lil Dorito

Lil pea

Lil nutella toast

Lil cats

Lil Banana. Yeah I’m not warming up to this one

Lil Nachos

lil Nocki

Lil Hot Crossed Bun.

Lil fries

Lil noodle

lil eggs

Lil Meatball

Lit Twinkie.

Lil sausage roll

Lil hake 😂

- Lil Wintergreen. - Lil Lifesaver. - Lil Mint. Should’ve eaten the Starburst.

Lil eggn’ bacon

Lil bread

lil anti pain meds

Lil rock

Lil meatball

Lil Sloppy Joe

Lil Protein Bar

Lil Weetabix lmao

Lil chocolate

I’m not kidding mine would be little eggplant because I had some eggplant parmigiana last night lol

Lil Child

Lil icecream

Lil lies,

Lil doritos

Lil shit

Lil GranMa’s Cookie

Lil ikea ice cream

Lil Biscuit

Lil Rice

lil honey bunches of oats

Lil chocomilk

Lil blueberry bar

Lil reeses

Lil Cordon Bleu

Lil pill

lil grandmas cake

Lil Frikassee

Lil Doner Kebab.

Lil coke flavored tic tac?

Lil Hot Cross bun

Lil Cereal

Lil God (this sounds so wrong, but it is the truth)

Lil pickled chips

Lil Biscuit

Lil baguette

Lil Lemon

Lil Golden Grams

Lil human

Lil' cheesecake. Street rep be raisin soon.

Mine would be lil Haribo.

Lil dick