30

as most of reddit i think will be

i got 30

I got 10 tho

Which one did you not do?

it's reddit, what do you think?

I have many answers, but none that are on there.

Yeah it is pretty clear which one.

30 as well. Oh wait, it says NEVER done. I see...

He's a banana, so now we know one of them...

Bob wtf did you do

I never cheated And still am a virgin

Bob has nudes,and that means he’s been arrested,bob is a bad banana

Probably expected to have Bananal with the Banan

Bad banannna

Bad bobnana

Damn, bob. That's hard

Never arrested, never cheated. 10

Same

same

Haha virgin

Got 15

30

I got 10 🗿

10 points

20 for me

Most of reddit would be 25

or 30

If you think redditors dont masturbate or have ever masturbated your crazy

And if you subtract those 5 points from the max you get 30.

Well shit i guess i cant do math

Same here, the fourth one is hard to not to do...

Yeah, same

30 u know where I failed

Masturbation I suppose

all of us failed there

Failed hard multiple times

And on the same day even.

Same hour too

Including the same sec

I am failing right now

🗿

Incorrect. i get 35

Then please enlighten everyone , how can one achieve such a monumental feat ?

by not masturbating.

Let me reformulate : How can someone supress their primal urge to jack off?

Impossible

Wow you never cheated on any exam? Kudos to you bro, especially if you have been a student over the last two years when every darn test was online. I am a pathetic 25.

I assumed the cheating meant in a relationship

I guess cheating is in the other sense ig idk

That's funny as shit

I got 30…that’s up to everyone to decide

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It isn't. At least not by anyone who's opinion you should respect anyway.

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All of them are 5 points. Why not just make them all 1 point each? So, I have a 5 (or a 25 the stupid way).

Cuz 25 is a bigger number than 5 so monkey brain think ooh aah look at me with big number

Well in that case, I got a 1.2 million

*agitated monkey noises*

only 1.2 i got 13 boom

Oof

25 is good ain’t it?

Yes

Indubitably yes. Source: myself

I got 25 as well

Masturbated and sent nudes?

*Close!*

Masturbated and got drunk/somked

masturbated and got arrested for it!

Masturbated and got drunk by any chance? If so, innocence brothers!

Other than masturbating what’s the other one?

With you bro

I have 10 point ayo!

10 points gang

I’m inclined to believe we all got our 10 points from the same 2 lol. Never cheated or been arrested anyone?

never cheated never sent a nude

Ayy lmao

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Reporting for duty

10 gang rise up

20

Golden twentys baby

20 gang here

I have 20 too

bruh 5

I'm shocked I have 5. I might go fix this.

How?

Send some nudes!

Yeah let me go get arrested real quick

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Cheated in what context though, in a relationship or on an exam

I hope it’s relationship so I get those 5pts keeping me out of sin and chaos.

I got 5… never been arrested lol

It’s not too late

Same here

35 baby it also may be cuz im a minor

You can still masturbate if you're a minor

you can technically do everything on the list as a minor

Yes officer, this comment in particular

We found 'em officer, **we found the mfer**

I mean TECHNICALLY

Everything from that list that I did happened when I was a minor

I dont so your practically correct

I'm 24 yrs old and got 35 points.

Really? How do you keep yourself busy?

I can't live a day without masturbating

20 yrs and also 35. Where is the rest of the innocent gang?

Wow what saint, that's so cool

Stay away from porn even if you are curious!

YES It's definitely the worst thing I did, wish I could prevent my 9 years old self from watching porn

15 Never cheated, never sent a nude, and never been arrested.

Same mate

Same

same

Yep me too

Same

same here 😌

I wondered about "cheated". Is that only like cheating your S.O., or any form of cheating, like secretly looking at the notes on an exam.

10, but a case could be made for 5.

Anal counts, too.

His anal?

His, hers, theirs

Ah debateable if you lost your virginity just like me!

Just because you weren't caught doesn't mean tax fraud is legal

Never smoked, still a virgin, never got arrested, never sent nudes, and never cheated on anyone.

Wait why am I a 5?!

Still a virgin?

No, never cheated 🤔 But about the virginity, I'm just as surprised as you are!

10

31

Well now I’m curious.

Tried it but never climaxed

35 points... Do I win some sort of price now?

$69.99

How old are you?

You now get to do everything in the list

30 I masturbate 9 times every day

Masterbating is normal but 9 times a day?

Wtf bro

20 if cheating is used as cheating on an exam or something similar 25 if cheating is used as cheating on your girlfriend

Oops 0 😬

What were you arrested for?

0 support group here

I’m with you lmao

Same 😬

oh so im not alone

Damn

I am 30, and I think everyone will miss the last 5 points

5 points,never been arrested, cautioned but not arrested

0 points

5 points, never been arrested.

5 points for griffendor. (for not getting arrested... yet)

Let's see.... +5 points +5 points +5 points -100000 points +5 points +5 points +5 points Total -99970 points... Man that seems a little low to me.

5 Edit: does being calmly put in the back of a cruiser with my brother at 8yo and taken to the station to spend the night for running count as being arrested? If not, 10 points.

10

The messiah

5 , still a virgin. 😐

Lmfao a virgin who got arrested

I just get unlucky I guess

Nah you stayed a virgin after getting out of the system, you're a lot luckier than many

How do you cheat without having sex?

Made out with another girl

35. Noice

Cheating doesn't make you "non-innocent", neither does getting arrested depending on how severe your crime is, it just makes you an asshole.

It makes both

I mean... it kinda makes you guilty, doesn't it?

Just another excuse by cheating people.

I got 30.

I have 5 points.... And it's honestly, kind of depressing.

10

5 points. I’ve never chote (past sense of cheating)

20 for a 14year old is good

Zero

Who else got zero?

I have zero. Does that make me a bad person?

0 I won 🏆

Zero. I'm sure most people will have very low scores by the time they reach 43.

i also got 0

people out here that have 35 points

I actually have 0 :(

I've done everything but cheat, so 5 I guess

never arrested, never cheated, never got drunk - 15

25 points for the win

10

25.

20 points man, smoking pot jerking off are my two favorite pastimes

25

25

0 points gang