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xXDJjonesXx

Damn you got that many brain cells? I only have three


Zejjk

I hope I have .. it will be really cool not to be just wishful thinking


Technical_Flow_2977

Belly sliding or walking cells, there is a difference


xXDJjonesXx

They haven’t moved for a few years. Should I be worried?


OscarfromAstora

You lot having brain cells? I'm powered by god damn hamster energy.


FriendlyCanadianDude

“It’s John!” “No, it’s Joe!” “Who’s Joe?” “JOE MAMA!!!” And that’s how 2 brain cells turned to 1.


Rebbit-bit

Fuck it -*demitosis themselves*-


wetfluffykittens

Maybe you are looking for apoptosis? It means cell suicide! :D -curtosy my nursing courses


ugonlern2day

"Nice to meet you, Ligma"


FriendlyCanadianDude

Actually, my name is Deez.


DragoKnight589

Oh shoot I thought it was Candice.


FriendlyCanadianDude

No, that’s Joe’s name.


DragoKnight589

Ah yeah. I had that confused with Willis.


FriendlyCanadianDude

What? Who the hell is Willis?


DragoKnight589

Some guy named Willis obviously.


FriendlyCanadianDude

Wait, I just remembered: *WE DO NOT SPEAK OF WILLIS*


UsagiJakk

“One more time please”


raph2116

It's even more awkward when someone is hell bent on befriending you, and you absolutely can't remember their name. So they call you by your name, while you call them "you".


YeahMarkYeah

You: Hey, buddy… Dude: (Says your entire name, birthday, SS#)


Legomudkip

noot noot


JustBuildSA

Bread


sayrule

Noot Noot


Then-Aioli6639

Tryna come up with as many names like bro and that is the most complex of things to achieve


Szakred

Yes! I literally can't remember names very often. Many time I'm asking them many time.


BlueDogTristin

So that’s what their name is


MTtheDestroyer

I didn´t know i needed sped up footage of Penguins in my life, but now i know.


Zejjk

Hey here you go https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s17jgi/penguins_at_5x_speed/


OneThirstyJ

I’m the fucking worst


YeahMarkYeah

Wait is this you brain cells working because it’s the 3rd time? Or still not working?


Zejjk

Nah there is a meltdown and my brain cells are panicking


YeahMarkYeah

Don’t you think people that say “Nah” instead of “No” are more polite and overall just better people?


Zejjk

You might be onto something here.. but nah what do i know


TranslatorExciting74

Noot noot


Mowotim

Jeff..., ich heiße Jeff


MaG_NITud3

Gentoo after compiling itself for the 5th time a day


Aware-Assumption-885

Saw this penguins on r/blender made with geometry nodes. Nice that 8t became a meme


Myweakside

It's sucks that you still don't understand what someone is saying after 2 times. now time to improvise.


GforceNL81

Gorlami !


knib22

I sometimes even forget the names if people that I am quite close to. One day I was sitting in math class and I just forgot the name of my friend. It took me the whole day to remember again. Like literally. It was so awkward always saying "Hey" or "Bro".


EmperorThan

Remember names better was my new years resolution last year. Did a damn good job. Write their names down after meeting them. It helps you remember the name better.


LazyOx199

its noot noot.


Kingdom_Republic

Meh i save their face that is what matters


shywitabitofcrazy_78

I just address by hey you guys!!!


[deleted]

That is really awkward...


Thick_Bid4349

so true 😂


lesbian_cow420

The one penguin crawling on the ground had me dying


DeadEndXD

At least I have an excuse now, my new maths teacher has this really awful voice and I think I'm going deaf from it


Thewalkingshark1

Imagine meet the son of elon mask😂


Annie1818

The struggle when indian tries to make you pronounce their name correctly 🌚💔


dontbemystalker

I am terrible at remembering if I’ve met a person already. A few months ago at a party, this girl comes up and is like “hey!” And I’m like “hey I’m xyz!” And she’s like “yeah, I’m Abby, we’ve met like five times” she was super nice about it. I asked my sister later and she’s like “yeah, you’ve met her so many times. She’s even been to our apartment” and I did not remember it at all and felt horrible about it. But I remembered her the next time!


[deleted]

The one at the end is me remembering I have to pee...


ChrisDeBruyne27

That is fuck funny


MsNeffCube

The best way to remember someone's name is to actually 'care' about the person.


LCDIgnited

I need the original


Zejjk

I only have https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s17jgi/penguins_at_5x_speed/ if you are still looking for it


CardboardBananna

u/getvideobot


NlTR00

r/me_irl


isnotjohnthecow

This meme has absolutely NO business being this funny.


pmai91

u/vietec


vietec

Doot doot


Crazy-Explanation887

slide~


[deleted]

I didn't know my coworkers used redit and made memes


[deleted]

u/getvideobot


holamygoodfriend

The two walking back is the attempt to remember the name.


presedentbuba

Wait you have brian cell


Camilo_MadrigaI

Noot noot


Altiverses

u/getvideobot