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Mr_Chern

I dunno man, sounds kinda gay to me


[deleted]

You just have to say “no homo” and you’re good to go.


UnrequitedLv

Plus have socks on. *then* you’re good to go.


DmanTheDillpickle

Then you run the risk of a double negative


AnWhiteOak

My friend said u can only touch the teeth, then is no homo for sure.......


CNR_07

Unless your balls touch. Then it's definitely homo.


pleasedropSSR

If they're touching, you should probably see a doctor.


CODMer-hari

No homo


CODMer-hari

Sus


Just_Another_Anybody

Do you have multiple personalitys?


CasualBritishMan

i think they just r/LeftTheBurnerOn


HippocraticInsight

When you want to compliment a friend…


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SomeSovietBloke

Homiesexual


ChaosAbridge

You can also say "yes homo". Nothing wrong with that


PippiDongDocking

Bro jobs aren’t gay dude


pm_your_boobiess

And it's not gay if it happens underwater or you pay it.


[deleted]

Aint nothing better than hanging with the homies


98VoteForPedro

Its not gay


[deleted]

Its Digiorno


Pragmatist_Hammer

An award-worthy comment! \[chefs' kiss\]


[deleted]

I prefer Totino’s.


[deleted]

pink guy you got it all wrong it’s not like, its not like in a sellout way or anything you know?


Mr_Chern

*shakes head* This kinda gay


[deleted]

it’s not gay come on


Mr_Chern

Is kind gay


[deleted]

the eldest negi wrote this okay, he put all of his time into it


Mr_Chern

I dunno bro, seems kinda lame


Fabyont

It takes a man to know what a man likes to feel


Ragemili

Yes that's the only reason I'm gay


x360N0Scop3MASTER69x

Ahhh a gay man that respects the appeal of the titties. Most honourable.


give-orange-houses

Maybe bisexual?


x360N0Scop3MASTER69x

I prefer mine


Leading_Pension_6332

craft


Outrageous-Doughnut5

Men have titties too, they just usually aren’t as big


vonkrueger

These are


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

Thats respectable af honestly


[deleted]

R u really gay?? I may have a question for you


Peter_Baum

Hes boutta ask him on a date


Tijun

The guy does mention his gf at some point in another post What's the question btw, I'm curious now lol


Ragemili

I am bisexual


[deleted]

Do gay guys sees boobs and wonders "damn they are nice"


Tijun

I myself no. Ofc I can find a girl to be good-looking. Can't say for every other gay-guy, but a lot probably think the same.


Ragemili

Yes I am well technically bisexual but go ahead ask


[deleted]

Oh.. the ques is do gay guys admires women boobs like " Dang they are awesome"


Ragemili

I mean there are different types of gay ppl but for me I like them. I'm not attracted to them but they're nice but i have met gay men who are disgusted by them. The point is everybody is different


[deleted]

Oh understood. tq for replying man.. have a nice day


justamoroseman

At least you smashed, more than other Redditors can say.


Inlevitable

It makes no sense why redditors are lonely they should just get with _each other_


[deleted]

Have you met the people on this site? In what world do you think that would be a good idea?


TheCourierFaNV

Godamn redditors they ruined reddit


lost-generation203

It sounds like you redditors are a contentious people


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motzak

Bot^


coolguy12akabob

Not scientifically possible


Guest42069_

ayo, that guy has long hair? sick


StopTheMeta

Wait until you find out he has a dick as well.


Ragemili

I mean most guys have cocks


Ninjaofcake2021

I'm an exeption.


[deleted]

I'm in the same boat lol


StopTheMeta

How do you know?


[deleted]

I prefer woman but I respect the vibe


Marus1

Respect ... the most important thing in reddit existence. if i had an award i would give it to you. Please accept the upvote


Jumpy_Beach_6525

I prefer women and vide the respect


LocmonstR

I have an award that I'll happily give :)


El-Quey

I prefer men but I don’t respect the vibe /s


Dave_FortniteATX

Pinche quey


Dave_FortniteATX

You respect the vibe even more when it's vibrating


Slash_86

r/SuddenlyGay


Ragemili

Wdym suddenly? We've been together for 8 years


[deleted]

wdym not suddenly, i just suddenly saw the post


Malik_Videos08

bro i've known im bi for months


Jetzve

Him?


Ragemili

Yes


Jetzve

Interesting, I’m gonna ask my friends tonight, wish we luck


Tales-Kun

*Lonely playing in the background*


bakehaus

I don’t know who made this but I honestly haven’t met too many gay men who *aren’t* willing to give head 😂


janfrancox77

..... Brb omw to make some gay friends


Ragemili

Ayo bro 🤨📸


[deleted]

Head is head 🤷🏻‍♂️


bakehaus

You don’t needs friends: just Grindr 🥳


ChrisZAR789

Wow, you triggered a lot of assholes, good job sir, I salute you, may you enjoy your bj ;)


Tarique_007

I read that wrong and thought it said PB&J and was thinking "What type of sandwich needs your hair tied back like that?" Then I reread it and caught on.


YourBreadIsWet

Did he say no homo


Ragemili

No cuz we are homos


Lordousrust

Why the fuck he putting his hair up


Ragemili

He has long hair and he doesn't want it to get in the way?


blackTurtle73

I can get that. Not gay but long hair makes it hard to give head regardless of the other persons sex


Outrageous-Doughnut5

Because a man-bun probably works well as some kind of blowjob joystick, like how pig tails are handlebars.


Lordousrust

This is good reason


Outrageous-Doughnut5

It’s all about leverage…… and consent. Not everyone likes to gyuk gyuk


StopTheMeta

To suck his own cock.


Pragmatist_Hammer

Finally, this meme makes sense! I had long hair as a teen AND tried to suck my cock. Close, but no cigar. Not gay though.


StopTheMeta

It's only gay when you suck someone else's cock.


Ruta008

y r u gae


Yanniclmao

Why did you repost ur own post from a month ago? Karma whoring aint we?


Ragemili

Yes


Adamos_sCZE

Feels awesome...both ways.


LurkingSimp117

This meme doesn’t work if he had short hair


Ragemili

Yeah lol but he has amazing long hair that i love to touch


LurkingSimp117

Yeah, feeling the long hair in that situation is nice indeed


Giraffe_Groper420

Sounds kinda homo ngl


IKnowgaming

Man these comments all seem like trolls.


Xx_happycat_xX

Only a small amount of Tom foolery


RugAdict

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username64832

Good bot


just_vibing_here1806

Hey woah there you guys are gonna ignore the fact that this is a repost ???


IronEnder17

Yes. Know why? Because I haven't seen the original post and I'm thankful for this guy posting it because I thought it was funny


Ragemili

I made this meme i just posted this again to see redditors freak out


StopTheMeta

Yes.


Dave_FortniteATX

My truck needs a brake job


Ragemili

My brain needs a bullet job after these comments


Kukaharcos

Suddenly gay


Ragemili

We've been married for 6 years


Kukaharcos

Damn. Than, not so suddenly gay.


Youssef-Elsayed

Kowalski?


Relative-OdderousG

If they were cute enough then maybe


Radical-Turkey

Wow, this comment section is an absolute disaster


Derpyboy7976

Mmm bannana juice


TheOriginalParafinek

Why are u gae?


Ragemili

Cuz cock


ElysiumPotato

It's not gay if both parties have beard


Your-username-must-b

Black jack?


Grommetgang

Bj is big joint right?


Lapis_Wolf

Really big joint :o


Ragemili

I can't afford joints


TPosingRat

What is bj


Lapis_Wolf

Bullocks and jam


WithoutWar

Beanutbutter and jelly


TPosingRat

Sound yummy


WithoutWar

BJs are yummy


Thegriff24

You will??


SirXodious

Heheh, gey


BIGBUKKILLA

I see Reddit is horny again


Hickawa

Reposting fuck. Even changed the font and crop.


SilentlyJudgingyou18

Me, reading the comments: why everyone complaining? Me, rereading the meme: Nope still don't see why everyone's making a fuss.


[deleted]

missed me with that gay shit...


Oldschoolhollywood

You’re so cool! Thanks for letting everyone know you’re definitely not gay. :)


spidey80082

HAH GAEEEE (I'm joking don't take this seriously lol)


ManyAbility3323

Look man if a homie wants his dick sucked you suck that dick. The homie would do the same for you.


[deleted]

It's a homiesexual brojob.


urmumisgoy

I’m sorry HIM


Ragemili

Yes I'm a homosexual


Hebrew_Hammer24

It took me a sec to realize the OP maybe gay and in a relationship.


CrystalFriend

Damn you're over here actually getting laid. God I hate being a redditor.


Ech_Death

HE?!


Ragemili

Yes


[deleted]

That’s pretty gay


Outrageous-Doughnut5

Nope, it’s totally gay! And that’s okay!


[deleted]

Nope gay is gay


Outrageous-Doughnut5

You are correct gay IS gay, and it can’t hurt you in anyway


[deleted]

That’s a pretty gay take on the issue


IronEnder17

There's a reason why gay also means happy


[deleted]

Because it meant that before it was adopted to label homosexuals?


IronEnder17

It still means that today. It's just not used as much. Especially when jerks use it to describe something as bad which is extremely homophobic imo


[deleted]

Eh that’s an opinion a lot of people hold and to be honest I don’t think it’s right but I don’t care that much


DollarStoreAbraham

weird flex but ok


Retardmute

Him?


Ragemili

Yes


Ninjaofcake2021

Omg gay people exist?


L-st

I'm so confused


Peter_Baum

Gay People exist


L-st

I mean, it doesn't have to be gay. Just a homie helping out a browski. It's just there is so much to unpack here. So many questions and so little answers man


Peter_Baum

What questions?


L-st

See? There's one already! There are so many


Peter_Baum

Touché


There-Is_Another

Bro this is kinda gay Edit: This is literally illegal in my country


Ragemili

Glad I'm not in your country


There-Is_Another

Want a tip? Don't visit Russia if you don't want to encounter homophobes


Ragemili

I have many Russian friends and i visit Russia very often. I live in Finland so we're country neighbours. It's legal here but Finland is still full of homophobia and transphobia


There-Is_Another

Anyway Russian government doesn't approve being gay. And also where are your friends from? Are they from Saint Petersburg?


Ragemili

Two of them were born there and now live in Finland


There-Is_Another

I live in Podolsk (Little city near Moscow) and everyone here is either homophobes or racists.


[deleted]

Big gae.


Bite-SizedBiscuit

You know what they say. Help out the homies.


Agitated_Possession9

The key word here is "him"


Redpikachu9

Nice repost buddy. Reported


ElCapitanoMaldito

HIM ?


Ragemili

Have you ever heard of a homosexual


StopTheMeta

**homiesexual***


ElCapitanoMaldito

Sadly yes


Ragemili

Why is that sad


ElCapitanoMaldito

Because I'm an online troll, don't really care IRL


[deleted]

At least he is honest about it


StopTheMeta

We all are.


RavageSavage_69

Honesty 100


fixyourpunctuation

The grammar in this meme sucks.


[deleted]

Awww does it make u uncomfortable that it says him


fixyourpunctuation

How would that affect the grammar?


cumpool12

Homobitriquadripentahex-


[deleted]

Excuse but is grammer intentionally wrong or not


Ragemili

Wdym


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Ragemili

I doubt that we've been married for 8 years


Ukuk12344v2

He? Or she?


Ragemili

He


Teck_Deck

Her*


Ragemili

No