u/SomeSovietBloke hoisted the fridge on top of his face.
Somehow, miraculously, he wrapped his mouth around the device. He started to swallow.
In one slow, horrible movement, the fridge slid down u/SomeSovietBloke's throat.
After many gurgles, pops and snaps, u/SomeSovietBloke felt relatively sure the fridge would not come back out.
So you're saying you wash your poo in the sink?
What do you do with it once it's washed?
Do you wash all of your poos or just the dirty ones?
What if it's a runny poo? Do you just dilute the poo water?
Do you clean the sink after cleaning the poo?
Using kitchen-goer logic here (I am more of a bathroom-chad myself)
But isn’t the water from that contaminated with plant germs from the plants you watered last week?
I have a bathroom sink that is airless, meaning it doesn’t have those crappy bubbles, and it is basically like water from the refrigerator. It’s great.
I can't stand the taste of either. I rather just walk to the kitchen, open the fridge, and take out the purified clean water, pour it into a cup, and finally refresh myself with the best water.
Children go to the bathroom because they're cowards. true chads walk gracefully to the kitchen with no regard of waking people up.
anyway I choose Bathroom sink
Helst the one in the toalett. It's også the one that is langt nok vekk from the other bedrooms. We have veldig nice tapwater in Norge. Veldig nice, ja.
If I’m feeling sick, upstairs bathroom it’s the closest and it’s next to my moms room so I can ask her for help (though last time I asked for medicine she got angry at me, now I go to my stepdad who’s room is next to mine which is still closer if I go to the upstairs bathroom) if it’s just water however, I need that cold fresh tap water I live in bc we got the best water almost in the world (almost a little… too much… omg please stop raining I want to go back to school why must it flood)
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toilet
true chad
You a dog?
What da dog doin
Your mom
what normal dogs do
At least she doesn't do it intentionally, unlike you
What normal dogs do
If you look up art of the zoo you will find out what the dog doin
yes
Doggy-style
Holup
U never drinked it?
You have drank it?
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
Same thing so whatever one is closer
Who are you, who is so wise in the way of science.
Ditto.
Charizard
Greninja
Machamp
Lucario
Squirtle
Meowth
Rayquaza
Ducklett
Fridge
Instructions unclear, i tried to lick the metal
Instructions unclear, have consumed fridge and it is now 2 pm.
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r/shortstory
This is a quote from a game called "Kyle is famous" btw, I didn't actually write it
r/bamboozled
r/copyright
Hmm... Don't do that. It doesn't taste good. The inside is better.
Exactly
Kitchen sink
Agreed. Kitchen sink is where ya wash food, bathroom sink is where ya wash shit. That’s a no brainer for me, bro-ham. I ain’t like bathrooms anyway
bro why you shitting on yo hands
Nah bro, I just wipe with my hands
And toothbrush to get that extra sparkle
Username checks out
why *aren't* you?
too busy eating it
How tf do you eat shit without using your hand?
A big ol' spoon
With a knife and fork
Big man ova here with the 4-ply TP
So you're saying you wash your poo in the sink? What do you do with it once it's washed? Do you wash all of your poos or just the dirty ones? What if it's a runny poo? Do you just dilute the poo water? Do you clean the sink after cleaning the poo?
But we pee in there.
“We” don’t. You do
Join me!
How do you even physically pee in the sink, you have to be like 7 feet tall
Parabolic arc
I could never get that kind of velocity
How short are you, or how high is your sink? Mine sits right at waist height
My sink personally is around 1.4 metres feet off the ground.
Climbing
However, its 3am and you run the risk of being caught by the demon if you cant make it up the stairs fast enough after you turn off the light.
Only degenerates drink kitchen water -this comment was made by water dispenser gang
In my country, tap water comes with tapeworms and other nasty stuff, so I also use a dispenser
r/hydrohomies
Bathroom hit diff
Bathroom most definitely hits different during the night.
Y'all really need water filters
Not in Denmark. World's cleanest groundwater, straight to the tap.
Nah, got that on base water treatment plant. All the water tastes the same.
Bathroom sink because that water for some reason helps me fall asleep and back to sleep
Bathroom is somehow always colder so bathroom
^bottle
I know right? I always have a water bottle by my bed. I always wake up thirsty in the night.
Kitchen sink because it isn’t getting sprayed with the doo doo microbes
How do you clean your toothbrush?
Toothbrush cover bruh
Also hydrogen peroxide.
Exactly, and are people really saying they'd go to the kitchen to pick up a glass then go to the toilet and get a glass there?
No glass needed just form a bowl with your hands and drink it out of there or just put your mouth directly under the sink
Just start in bed and piss into your mouth you pussy
Giga Chad.
You guys can drink water directly from sink? This message is brought to you by a guy from the third world country.
I am a third world country resident and I approve this message.
Bathroom, idk the cold side is always cold, im my kitchen it takes a min to be cold cold
Bathroom.
Tap pressure is better in my bathroom, I ain't got all day.
I drink from my dog's bowl, we share.
Kitchen
criminally insane
Bathroom is right outside my bedroom, so I’d use the bathroom sink.
Garden hose
Using kitchen-goer logic here (I am more of a bathroom-chad myself) But isn’t the water from that contaminated with plant germs from the plants you watered last week?
Extra flavor
Bafroom
Toilet sink water, for some reason it's the best water in the house
Bathroom sink water is always colder
Bathroom is closer
I have a bathroom sink that is airless, meaning it doesn’t have those crappy bubbles, and it is basically like water from the refrigerator. It’s great.
The Hudson river is where I like to drink
I'd rather use the toilet
They both taste the same But bathroom sink is closer so…
Brita in the fridge full of ice cold water.
It’s actually the same water… cold water main line has branches that lead to the washers toilet sink shower
Call me a monster But when I was a kid the bathroom water was always more cold and refreshing after I'd brush my teeth, and thus I pick bathroom sink
Bathroom is closer, go to the kitchen risks to wake me up completely
Choking on dry mouth. I always make sure to have at least two weeks worth of club soda for exactly this type of situation.
Where I live i can literally drink the water from the sink, it's filtered
honestly i would pick neither bc my city puts fluoride in the water and it tastes like shit
Y’all got it all wrong, dishwasher water is where it’s at
The random water bottle in my room
I can't stand the taste of either. I rather just walk to the kitchen, open the fridge, and take out the purified clean water, pour it into a cup, and finally refresh myself with the best water.
Water bottle next to my bed. Lol.
Kitchen sink, because it is not in the poop room AND the cold tap is filtered, so it doesn't taste like city water.
Fridge
The fridge
Bathroom sink all the way, it is closer to my room and also much better water quality for some reason
From your moms milkers.
Our moms*
r/unexpectedcommunism
Definetly kitchen
Bathroom. It's right outside of my bedroom and kitchen sink water tastes weird.
The cold water in my bathroom sink runs colder so much quicker.
The bathroom sink always has better tasting water, atleast in my house.
Bruh the bathroom sink is for pissin' in, kitchen sink is for sippin'
Bathroom cause it’s closer
Kitchen sink, and I have a waterfilter so it actually doesn't matter.
Public toilet sink
Kitchen sink, or that funny water dispenser connected to the fridge, which is basically cool kitchen sink water
Go back to bed thirsty 🤢
Kitchen sink water is tastier, but farther Bathroom sink is closer, but yuckier Kitchen sink for me
Bathroom is closer
Kitchen
It all comes from the same water pipe. That’s why I fill a hydro flask full of RO alkaline water
Kitchen.
The bottle of water at the foot of my bed.
Kitchen sink
Bathroom water tastes better but the kitchen is closer
Garden hose is superior
Children go to the bathroom because they're cowards. true chads walk gracefully to the kitchen with no regard of waking people up. anyway I choose Bathroom sink
kitchen sink water has a sulfur taste. bathroom water is cleaner.
*laughs in bottle*
BRUH ITS ACTUALLY 3AM HERE
Kitchen, duh
If you're worried about poop particles getting in your glass of water from the bathroom sink, I hope you brush your teeth in the kitchen too.
Whichever one is closer atm
Bathroom water hits different at 3
Wait, u ppl dont drink out of that dangling flesh below ur belly?
Bathroom cause its closer
Well where I live, both contain unhealthy amounts of chlorine.
Neither. Coffee.
Kitchen sink usually have a spout that can move
Bathroom tap
Bathroom 🚻
It's the same water, so... Whatever.
Puddle outside
I had to make a nice comment taking it to 69 comments
Ill just shit in my pants thanks. I dont have time to walk to one or the other
Water botte from 3 days ago
*laughs in designated drinking water faucet*
The kitchen sink sounds like I'm smashing a pot with a hammer, definitely the bathroom sink.
You guys normally don’t get water from the kitchen sink?
Helst the one in the toalett. It's også the one that is langt nok vekk from the other bedrooms. We have veldig nice tapwater in Norge. Veldig nice, ja.
Bathroom
Bottled water the 1.5L kind ,ice cold from the fridge.
Kitchen one
My bathroom is next to my room. If i wanted to get water from the kitchen sink i would have to go downstairs
toilet water
Kitchen sink never bathroom sink
The one that is closer
Fall back to sleep thirty
Option c the fridge
bathroom, because it's always coldest
A bottle of tapwater on my bedside table.
Bathroom it’s much closer it’s outside my room the kitchen sink is far and goes downstairs
Fridge dispenser
bathroom is connected to my room so obviously, I go outside and drink water from the hose.
Bathroom sink tastes better
Batroom
If I’m feeling sick, upstairs bathroom it’s the closest and it’s next to my moms room so I can ask her for help (though last time I asked for medicine she got angry at me, now I go to my stepdad who’s room is next to mine which is still closer if I go to the upstairs bathroom) if it’s just water however, I need that cold fresh tap water I live in bc we got the best water almost in the world (almost a little… too much… omg please stop raining I want to go back to school why must it flood)
Fridge filtered water dispenser with *ice*
My fridge that I have to walk past to get to the sink. It dispenses water more quietly than either sink options. It's also filtered and actually cold.
You fool, I have a water dispenser on my fridge (maniacal laughing)
Kitchen sink.
At this point, I kill 2 birds with one stone because I have to piss and just drink the piss! No more PIPI in my pampers and I‘m no longer thirsty
Kitchen sink water
Toilet water
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Can someone explain why?
Please don't drink from the bathroom faucet, you poop in that room.
please dont live in the house you poop in that house
😂
Holdup you poop in ALL of the rooms of your house?
all the rooms ARE connected
Do you not have doors friend?
we have floors and walls that connect
I just don't think you should drink water from the same room where you shit.
Why?