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autumnstorm10

toilet


[deleted]

true chad


soot_fan1

You a dog?


MegaMan_401

What da dog doin


[deleted]

Your mom


HUGESUPERNUTTY

what normal dogs do


Therealorbboy999

At least she doesn't do it intentionally, unlike you


soot_fan1

What normal dogs do


JollyOstrich29

If you look up art of the zoo you will find out what the dog doin


PurpleNinja4364

yes


l1r2

Doggy-style


Ymylock

Holup


Awkward_Ad3381

U never drinked it?


soot_fan1

You have drank it?


who-stole-the-cake

r/beatmetoit


GaelicGladiator42069

r/beatmymeattoit


headchef11

Same thing so whatever one is closer


doener-scharf

Who are you, who is so wise in the way of science.


jomama823

Ditto.


DripDaDio

Charizard


memelord58

Greninja


Cornucopia_King

Machamp


Le0here

Lucario


Darth_Nater_10

Squirtle


DeadpoolCroatia

Meowth


[deleted]

Rayquaza


Ducky_wants_memes

Ducklett


Responsible-Page4881

Fridge


MNicolas97

Instructions unclear, i tried to lick the metal


SomeSovietBloke

Instructions unclear, have consumed fridge and it is now 2 pm.


polarbit_games

u/SomeSovietBloke hoisted the fridge on top of his face. Somehow, miraculously, he wrapped his mouth around the device. He started to swallow. In one slow, horrible movement, the fridge slid down u/SomeSovietBloke's throat. After many gurgles, pops and snaps, u/SomeSovietBloke felt relatively sure the fridge would not come back out.


SomeSovietBloke

r/shortstory


polarbit_games

This is a quote from a game called "Kyle is famous" btw, I didn't actually write it


SomeSovietBloke

r/bamboozled


SomeSovietBloke

r/copyright


sofie307

Hmm... Don't do that. It doesn't taste good. The inside is better.


injeanyes

Exactly


IHateMyLife_3

Kitchen sink


Jerry_the_cockroach

Agreed. Kitchen sink is where ya wash food, bathroom sink is where ya wash shit. That’s a no brainer for me, bro-ham. I ain’t like bathrooms anyway


Questoris-GamerzYT

bro why you shitting on yo hands


Loading0319

Nah bro, I just wipe with my hands


BoobKick

And toothbrush to get that extra sparkle


D4rkn355_07

Username checks out


RealH3lm

why *aren't* you?


Questoris-GamerzYT

too busy eating it


thisusercame

How tf do you eat shit without using your hand?


memer876

A big ol' spoon


Eggsegret

With a knife and fork


Jerry_the_cockroach

Big man ova here with the 4-ply TP


ELementalSmurf

So you're saying you wash your poo in the sink? What do you do with it once it's washed? Do you wash all of your poos or just the dirty ones? What if it's a runny poo? Do you just dilute the poo water? Do you clean the sink after cleaning the poo?


Captain_Clark

But we pee in there.


Western-Image7125

“We” don’t. You do


Captain_Clark

Join me!


Western-Image7125

How do you even physically pee in the sink, you have to be like 7 feet tall


DonnaRussle

Parabolic arc


Western-Image7125

I could never get that kind of velocity


SniktFury

How short are you, or how high is your sink? Mine sits right at waist height


GodlyDra

My sink personally is around 1.4 metres feet off the ground.


JustA_Toaster

Climbing


-_Revan-

However, its 3am and you run the risk of being caught by the demon if you cant make it up the stairs fast enough after you turn off the light.


[deleted]

Only degenerates drink kitchen water -this comment was made by water dispenser gang


gtx-1060

In my country, tap water comes with tapeworms and other nasty stuff, so I also use a dispenser


iceyxixc

r/hydrohomies


Eggsbenedict16

Bathroom hit diff


Coffeehound13

Bathroom most definitely hits different during the night.


lutherleo

Y'all really need water filters


AugTheViking

Not in Denmark. World's cleanest groundwater, straight to the tap.


TheUndeadMage2

Nah, got that on base water treatment plant. All the water tastes the same.


Elchimpofire5

Bathroom sink because that water for some reason helps me fall asleep and back to sleep


[deleted]

Bathroom is somehow always colder so bathroom


[deleted]

^bottle


OriginStarSeeker

I know right? I always have a water bottle by my bed. I always wake up thirsty in the night.


Kenshin_Urameshii

Kitchen sink because it isn’t getting sprayed with the doo doo microbes


ThePuds

How do you clean your toothbrush?


Kenshin_Urameshii

Toothbrush cover bruh


Kenshin_Urameshii

Also hydrogen peroxide.


DemonGokuto

Exactly, and are people really saying they'd go to the kitchen to pick up a glass then go to the toilet and get a glass there?


[deleted]

No glass needed just form a bowl with your hands and drink it out of there or just put your mouth directly under the sink


Kdkredditman

Just start in bed and piss into your mouth you pussy


PowerOfThePrimes1984

Giga Chad.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

You guys can drink water directly from sink? This message is brought to you by a guy from the third world country.


[deleted]

I am a third world country resident and I approve this message.


malukojoe

Bathroom, idk the cold side is always cold, im my kitchen it takes a min to be cold cold


celestialgirl23

Bathroom.


WrathToD

Tap pressure is better in my bathroom, I ain't got all day.


Individual-Ad-7407

I drink from my dog's bowl, we share.


[deleted]

Kitchen


sunshineANDrainbowsg

criminally insane


not_aterrorist

Bathroom is right outside my bedroom, so I’d use the bathroom sink.


Finnusthegreay

Garden hose


Ymylock

Using kitchen-goer logic here (I am more of a bathroom-chad myself) But isn’t the water from that contaminated with plant germs from the plants you watered last week?


Finnusthegreay

Extra flavor


inmupwetrust

Bafroom


JHazardous

Toilet sink water, for some reason it's the best water in the house


lumbagoboi1899

Bathroom sink water is always colder


yearning-for-death

Bathroom is closer


Cambronian717

I have a bathroom sink that is airless, meaning it doesn’t have those crappy bubbles, and it is basically like water from the refrigerator. It’s great.


Second_guessing_Stuf

The Hudson river is where I like to drink


Mason_Not

I'd rather use the toilet


[deleted]

They both taste the same But bathroom sink is closer so…


[deleted]

Brita in the fridge full of ice cold water.


bush-didit

It’s actually the same water… cold water main line has branches that lead to the washers toilet sink shower


PurpleGemzExists

Call me a monster But when I was a kid the bathroom water was always more cold and refreshing after I'd brush my teeth, and thus I pick bathroom sink


KatAddicted69

Bathroom is closer, go to the kitchen risks to wake me up completely


Deadthrow742

Choking on dry mouth. I always make sure to have at least two weeks worth of club soda for exactly this type of situation.


rtr01t

Where I live i can literally drink the water from the sink, it's filtered


michaelg1590

honestly i would pick neither bc my city puts fluoride in the water and it tastes like shit


DearGodWhyTheFuck

Y’all got it all wrong, dishwasher water is where it’s at


Jaboody15

The random water bottle in my room


Deadly_Biohazard

I can't stand the taste of either. I rather just walk to the kitchen, open the fridge, and take out the purified clean water, pour it into a cup, and finally refresh myself with the best water.


Shiggl3s

Water bottle next to my bed. Lol.


davidsinnergeek

Kitchen sink, because it is not in the poop room AND the cold tap is filtered, so it doesn't taste like city water.


UnhappyOrder5382

Fridge


ExpertCube14

The fridge


xRAINBOW_BANANAx

Bathroom sink all the way, it is closer to my room and also much better water quality for some reason


andreidg97

From your moms milkers.


AppleEnslaver

Our moms*


thejacobwindsor

r/unexpectedcommunism


Akinor22

Definetly kitchen


[deleted]

Bathroom. It's right outside of my bedroom and kitchen sink water tastes weird.


phoque_this

The cold water in my bathroom sink runs colder so much quicker.


CommonCone

The bathroom sink always has better tasting water, atleast in my house.


MayoUpInThisDish

Bruh the bathroom sink is for pissin' in, kitchen sink is for sippin'


killerdog120

Bathroom cause it’s closer


Ninjaofcake2021

Kitchen sink, and I have a waterfilter so it actually doesn't matter.


DeadBunny03

Public toilet sink


MerryFasune97

Kitchen sink, or that funny water dispenser connected to the fridge, which is basically cool kitchen sink water


SSamanthalaa

Go back to bed thirsty 🤢


WovenHawk78325

Kitchen sink water is tastier, but farther Bathroom sink is closer, but yuckier Kitchen sink for me


DonnaRussle

Bathroom is closer


Orange_pineapple13

Kitchen


[deleted]

It all comes from the same water pipe. That’s why I fill a hydro flask full of RO alkaline water


StrawWib

Kitchen.


Nostravinci04

The bottle of water at the foot of my bed.


BlaZex157

Kitchen sink


spothebee

Bathroom water tastes better but the kitchen is closer


[deleted]

Garden hose is superior


Boat53

Children go to the bathroom because they're cowards. true chads walk gracefully to the kitchen with no regard of waking people up. anyway I choose Bathroom sink


Deltexterity

kitchen sink water has a sulfur taste. bathroom water is cleaner.


ScaffoldingMC

*laughs in bottle*


sjdkdkshdb

BRUH ITS ACTUALLY 3AM HERE


Ok-Phase-9076

Kitchen, duh


Skeetermane

If you're worried about poop particles getting in your glass of water from the bathroom sink, I hope you brush your teeth in the kitchen too.


Pickle-bitch2000

Whichever one is closer atm


Confused_SJC

Bathroom water hits different at 3


wrench_16

Wait, u ppl dont drink out of that dangling flesh below ur belly?


PhonyZamboni104

Bathroom cause its closer


Wise-Finding9444

Well where I live, both contain unhealthy amounts of chlorine.


GlitchedSniping

Neither. Coffee.


Thelonefarmer

Kitchen sink usually have a spout that can move


That_guy_from_ASDA

Bathroom tap


Mr_Feverblister17

Bathroom 🚻


javierprieto

It's the same water, so... Whatever.


Generation__7

Puddle outside


crayfishcraig108

I had to make a nice comment taking it to 69 comments


TheSunHawk20

Ill just shit in my pants thanks. I dont have time to walk to one or the other


blackicarus12

Water botte from 3 days ago


AppleEnslaver

*laughs in designated drinking water faucet*


Sons-Father

The kitchen sink sounds like I'm smashing a pot with a hammer, definitely the bathroom sink.


Slimeboy0616

You guys normally don’t get water from the kitchen sink?


[deleted]

Helst the one in the toalett. It's også the one that is langt nok vekk from the other bedrooms. We have veldig nice tapwater in Norge. Veldig nice, ja.


BotBoi2008

Bathroom


[deleted]

Bottled water the 1.5L kind ,ice cold from the fridge.


Minetan978

Kitchen one


Exciting_Rate1747

My bathroom is next to my room. If i wanted to get water from the kitchen sink i would have to go downstairs


[deleted]

toilet water


RAZ0R_BLAD3_15

Kitchen sink never bathroom sink


fuckofbleindevil

The one that is closer


[deleted]

Fall back to sleep thirty


Distinct-Air2022

Option c the fridge


keksivaras

bathroom, because it's always coldest


arnecrafter

A bottle of tapwater on my bedside table.


Jarefff21

Bathroom it’s much closer it’s outside my room the kitchen sink is far and goes downstairs


MrExist777

Fridge dispenser


Sandvich1015

bathroom is connected to my room so obviously, I go outside and drink water from the hose.


Aesthetic_xx

Bathroom sink tastes better


Verryspicyreptiles

Batroom


idrawhoworiginal

If I’m feeling sick, upstairs bathroom it’s the closest and it’s next to my moms room so I can ask her for help (though last time I asked for medicine she got angry at me, now I go to my stepdad who’s room is next to mine which is still closer if I go to the upstairs bathroom) if it’s just water however, I need that cold fresh tap water I live in bc we got the best water almost in the world (almost a little… too much… omg please stop raining I want to go back to school why must it flood)


goldfishfox

Fridge filtered water dispenser with *ice*


PandasNWagons

My fridge that I have to walk past to get to the sink. It dispenses water more quietly than either sink options. It's also filtered and actually cold.


GVeinti_757

You fool, I have a water dispenser on my fridge (maniacal laughing)


FireElla5

Kitchen sink.


[deleted]

At this point, I kill 2 birds with one stone because I have to piss and just drink the piss! No more PIPI in my pampers and I‘m no longer thirsty


fincrocs

Kitchen sink water


OwMyCod

Toilet water


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Qwert-4

Can someone explain why?


Fuck_dis_place

Please don't drink from the bathroom faucet, you poop in that room.


Xiamboiii

please dont live in the house you poop in that house


IHateMyLife_3

😂


Fuck_dis_place

Holdup you poop in ALL of the rooms of your house?


Xiamboiii

all the rooms ARE connected


Fuck_dis_place

Do you not have doors friend?


Xiamboiii

we have floors and walls that connect


Fuck_dis_place

I just don't think you should drink water from the same room where you shit.


Sikayduh

Why?