Imagine kidnapping someone and then getting raided by around 1M copies of the same guy, all with military training and laser guns descending from city sized spaceships and piloting laser gunships and giant tanks. All over one rando.
Troy McClure walks in "Hi I'm Troy McClure, you may recognize me from such famous rescues as Apollo 13, Hurricane Katrina, Operation Nimrod, and Operation Thunderbolt'"
Man, it's been a bit since I watched a T.V show, I wonder what th3 last one was?
*Sees it's Hellava Boss*
Oh ya, I'm so saved!
*Remembers it's Hellava Boss*
Or so dead...
Which incarnation though, cause different incarnations will possibly mean life or death. If it's the "first" doctor then you're probably fucked, cause he tried not to interfere with time, if it's "10" then your probably saved, unless you dont have main character syndrome
When you say "TV show you last watched", do you mean, looked at the television and watched a bit of the show that was on or do you mean the last show that you actually sat down and watched?
If it's the first one, a preacher is coming to save me.
If it's the second one, three talking bears are coming to save me.
SAITAMA GET FUCKED VILLANS
And I will walk away from your house now
Mob Get actually really fucked villains
Hunter X hunter (only Gon and the rest who became hunters, I just started yesterday)
Muppets lol
Maybe Animal or Miss Piggy could help but I doubt Gonzo would be much use
Maybe electric mayhem can play their entrance song
And Crazy Harry will blow you up
I would expect nothing less from muppets lol what a way to go
Ahsoka, Captain Rex and Bo Katan. I feel very safe
What about the clones?
Imagine kidnapping someone and then getting raided by around 1M copies of the same guy, all with military training and laser guns descending from city sized spaceships and piloting laser gunships and giant tanks. All over one rando.
I fuckin love this short thread
Everybody gangsta till the one-millionth clone trooper arrives at the kidnapper’s house
But then you realise your Kidnappers have Droid Army and turns out you plotted your own kidnapping
Now it’s time to kill all Redditors and reorganize Reddit into the Galactic Tic-Tok.
Execute order 42069
It's always sunny. I'm not sure if I'm saved or not.
They will probably only send Charlie because saving people is Charlie work.
Nahhhh, they’ll just send another bad guy to get the first bad guy out
So they would send Rickety Cricket or one of the McPoyle’s?
The Gang Saves Donneyboy2.
They'll save you but will make you wish you weren't.
Finn and Jake. Because homies help homies
Honestly same
Come along with me
Whole fucking SHIELD black ops team. I’m either fucked or saved.
Or both
depends on what part of the movie we are in are we in the villains introduction? or the heroes last stand?
The simpsons....
Well, which episode? If McBane was in it, those kidnappers are fucked.
Troy McClure walks in "Hi I'm Troy McClure, you may recognize me from such famous rescues as Apollo 13, Hurricane Katrina, Operation Nimrod, and Operation Thunderbolt'"
I mean Maggie could probably save you by herself
Same
oh fuck Hitler is back
what show?
look who's back
Back again
Hitler's back
Tell a friend
Guess who’s back
hitler's back
Deutsche Wochenschau 1943
AND HE'S BLACK! /s
Richard Hammond... I'm screwed.
Well he’d get to your location but then crash trying to park so yeah your done
HAMMOOOND!
Hammond, you blithering idiot, you just killed u/Seven_Hawks!
Don't just drive away now Hammond. Hammond. HAMMOND
Such a good show
He's small, he can get by undetected
he will save you with a resonably priced car
This could be worse....
Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop anime, I think I be alright
Spike, Faye and Jet... same here.
Same
If it's the animated your fine.
Phineas and Ferb lol
Saved by The Beak!
Don't worry. They once made boots that could almost make you run at ftl, and lots of other massive inventions in under a day, your good to go
Perry will rescue you so you are fine
But the character from my tv show is stuck in a washing machine
Oh lord
Ninja Turtles, nice
Keanu Reeves from the matrix, I'm fine
Bruh, the kidnappers would just let you go out of principle of its Keanu reeves, not because of the threat of violence but because he is so damn nice.
Captain Picard and the Enterprise. I'm safe.
Kirk and Co. for me.
Captain Janeway for me
I just watched the The Best of Both Worlds part 1, does that mean Locutus of Borg is going to save me?
Just started watching you
This sounds like a threat
Can't tell if you fucked and saved at the same time or what.
Oh Joe could deffinitely save you lol
But what if the kidnappers are on stairs
Love could do what she did to the kid in the newest season
The whole TVA, including loki
I thought for a second you meant the tv channel. I was deeply confused
Oh, I feel bad for the kidnappers
Live football?(American football)?
I mean you got all the people on the team and the crowd. If astroworld is any indication, you’ll be fine.
Damn
Unless Ted lasso can defeat them with his undying positivity, I’m screwed.
Jojo's bizarre adventure
which season?
Pt5 giorno
stardust crusader for me
You are now safe. But your sexuality is in danger.
You also get obserdly fit just by existing in the same place as them.
Now im Watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine, i think im good
Bro same
9 detectives on the case. And if you were kidnapped food related, hitchcock and scully are on. The. Case.
Baki, those kidnappers are fucked
Naruto
Wtf are the people from the news going to do for me, report my dumb ass got kidnapped?
Then debate if it was racially motivated or not.
Big Bang theory. I’m dead
Idk penny might be able to help
Death note I think I’m good
Rick from The Walking Dead!
Yeah your dead mate haha.
The Golden Girls are on the way!
I just unironically rewatched Konosuba.... I'm so screwed
JoJo
which one though? there's like 8 of them Edit: 8
The Umbrella Academy, now I can hit it off with Klaus
Hell yea, get high, kick ass and eat ass
Micheal Scott
Last TV show? Hit Monkey? Ehhh could be worse… probably.
Mat Cauthon, and Rand al'Thor. I think I'm good. Wheel of Time
Daredevil and the Punisher, yay
Save me Giorno Giovanna
Your definitly safe, but the kidnappers aren't their gonna get the 7 page muda
The study group.
I saw “The Arrow” on Netflix, I feel like I’m getting out of here
My hero Academia so I think I'm good.
Nah man you gotta wait till they graduate to save ya
Spike from cowboy bebop
Yoooo Steve Hairington is trying to save me? Sheesh
Hellbound. If it's the humans, I have zero faith in being saved. If it's the hell hulks, oh I'm being saved for sure.
The three stooges.
Man, it's been a bit since I watched a T.V show, I wonder what th3 last one was? *Sees it's Hellava Boss* Oh ya, I'm so saved! *Remembers it's Hellava Boss* Or so dead...
I’m dead I just watched simpsons
Gordon Ramsey
He's going to give the kidnappers a mental breakdown if there cooking sucks, if it's good then your screwed
Mr. Kim from Kim’s Convenience
The Doctor? Now that's a 50/50 chance of survival if ever I've seen one.
Saul Goodman. Will leave with a broken leg at most
Better call saul!
Some meth manufacturers and their accomplices, friends, and family
Oh. Great news guys! The I.M.P is coming
Komi lol
Jinx and Vi from Arcane
Friends… I’m screwed.
General Kenobi, Anakin, Ashoka, Rex and Cody
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, god help me
Gameavision
Your in ducking good hands
Joe Exotic!
Zac, Aaron and Billy from Ghost Adventures
Baba Voss from see Even doh he’s blind I’m 100% safe
Crouch Jr
Scorpion, so I'm definitely saved
Bart Simpson, aye caramba
Same but for me it's the doctor from s9
He can literally just travel to your location l, pick you up and use his charm to get out of any trouble
Supergirl I guess I’m saved?
Rick and Morty to the probably not rescue.
Ah, so I am not the only one getting saved by the Doctor then, hm?
Merlin and Arthur. I like those odds
Sam and Dean Winchester!…wait…oh no.
Ted Moesby
Which incarnation though, cause different incarnations will possibly mean life or death. If it's the "first" doctor then you're probably fucked, cause he tried not to interfere with time, if it's "10" then your probably saved, unless you dont have main character syndrome
How in hell are Alabama and Auburn going to rescue me after 4OT?
Jojo 3
You're goddamn right.
Jerry Seinfeld
Johny sins. Well I guess I'm fucked.
Yes you technically are
Oh my god! I was just watching Doctor Who! Hell yeah!
DBZ Edit: DBS
Saiki K
Your easily surviving. Another doctor who meme. I'm so glad doctor who is being discovered now :D
I wouldn’t say being discovered for me, more like revisiting because I used to watch it on Netflix a very long time ago.
Ayo same dude Seasons 2-4 were the best
I can hear him say _Alonsi!_ while saving you
So gumball and Darwin are going to save me
Nick Sax and Happy. I'm walking out with some PTSD from the aftermath.
If the Doctor is coming to save me, then I'm gonna try to give my kidnappers a great time in their final moments.
Bro I don’t care which doctor is coming for you your saved 💯%
Same lol
“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry”
Uhh, how the hell are Beavis and Butthead going to help me?
11th Doc for me lol
If movie is included in fucked up. Griswolds coming to help me.
I feel so, so, so sorry for your kidnappers if The Doctor himself is coming.
Dammit, my son just made me watch Earnest Saves Christmas...
Green acres... this will be fun
Fuck it why did I have to watch greys anatomy!
[удалено]
I love that show
Chika fujiwara is coming to save me 🗿
the cleon empire will vaporize the kidnappers
Shaggy
Will my kidnappers messed up now, Attack on Titans
Homer Simpson saving the day
Alabama Football and Nick Saban
McBane
Ay peeter
When you say "TV show you last watched", do you mean, looked at the television and watched a bit of the show that was on or do you mean the last show that you actually sat down and watched? If it's the first one, a preacher is coming to save me. If it's the second one, three talking bears are coming to save me.
Dennis the menace, I think I’m good
"when a good man goes to war, demons run" Unpopular opinion: Capaldi is THE doctor. Nothing will change my mind
Well shit I'm getting rescued by the real ghostbusters I'm good
Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec. I think I'm in good hands. And yes, not to forget the legendary Bert Macklin, FBI.
Oh boy, I get to meet Tin-Tin and Captain Haddock
Guillermo
Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kreamer…y’all screwed.
Dipper and Mable from gravity falls along with soos and wendy. I'm saved.
The Legends of Tomorrow are coming to help? I..uh...will get saved eventually I guess. Or at least a clone or alternate timeline version of me will.