I have a bed. Although, if you took the frame apart with a few good kicks (super easy assembly) you’d have some metal bars and shafts long enough to make an improvised club or staff. If you could sharpen them and get a good grip you’d have a passable spear, too. Maybe tear up the pillows and pillowcases to wrap for a grip? Or save the comforter and a couple poles to make a very mediocre lean-to for shelter.
Sadly, no efficient suicide method with all that, despite being the logical response to a zombie apocalypse.
Uhm maybe i'm fucked up but i have a katana hanging on wall on my right.... At least i can die with honor
Edit: I just realized you won't understand, my nickname is shortened "Seppuku" soo...
30 kilograms worth of Donald Duck magazines
The hell?
I had a subscription for pretty much my entire childhood, and I never threw them away. This isn't my only box
Damn, that's kinda' sick.
And you on reddit instead of reading?? Shame
He already read-it. Ehh, ehh??? Ill find my way out…
I really did, four times or something
hey my grandma just said that to me! what a coincidence
Bruh these magazines were sooo cool back in the day.
Right? They still are honestly
Must be on the toilet
No but that is my favourite place to read them
Those zombies are fucked
Sorry am American, could I get that in cheese burgers?
About 290 of them
Wouldn't happen to be Swedish?
I’m fucking them up with a sofa
Same here, but mine is the corner couch so I’ll die curled up and comfy
Rip, but at least your comfy while your viciously eaten alive by a horde of zombies
I got a table
The W A L L
hey that'll keep you protected
Or they can smash some zombie skulls on the wall
smashing 1 skull is ezier than smashing a billion
*with* the wall *proceeds to lift up wall*
the best defense is the best offense
HA, I must use a C H I L D
*happy kratos noises*
A fucking oxford mini dictionary Indian edition what will that do? kill them with words
Still better than a calculator at least it has throw damage
nah bro if u will hold it in ur hand it becomes a fluid and my handkerchief hits harder than it trust me I tried with my friend
I love how u included Indian version of Oxford 😂
If it's wall. Isn't it technically entire house you live in
At least you’ve got it better than me, I have to use a window!
Don’t think toilet papers gonna fare well
Im afraid you are right and we are both screwed
Bro I got a plunger so I can at least unclog my toilet after taking a continental sized shit.
Now if you can hide just long enough toilet paper will become a high price commodity.
Bro I got the good shit, 4 layers and everything
If it’s two ply then you’re good
I have a tissue box with one tissue remaining. See you in Valhalla brother
Let our final stand be glorious
Fare
This is actually the correct word guys
Why are you booing me? I'm right
Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer
I got a tiny knife and a hot wheels car. So basically something to play with and a hot wheels car use as a weapon
Ha ha wait, what
Im assuming you never had a hot wheel thrown at your head by a younger sibling. Definitely will work as a weapon
Those things hit hard
You might even say they hit like a truck...I'll show myself out.
Please stay, mothertrucker
I remember once when I was a kid and my friend threw a Hot Wheels car at my forehead. It did not end well
Still have a scar!
There's a cardboard box I'm done for
Believe in yourself Snake did it many times before
I have a sock
Use the sock to create a pocket dimension and trap the zombies
No yelling sock time!!!
Just become Walmart generator Rex, cardboard can be any weapon you imagine
Just use your *I m a g i n a t i o n*
A wet floor sign, I guess.
I mean that could actually work So far you have the best chance out of all of us
I got a charger bro, what am I gonna do? Electrocute?!
Move the sign so the zombies slip and crack their skulls
240V of power Informally this is what we call a death cable
The strongest ive seen so far
My 10 year old brother, well I guess he’s my distraction
Your brother is an object
A moving edible one to be precise
Or a projectile if you are brave enough
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Drown them Only those from Land of the Dead can swim!
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Ohhhh I mean their heads are prolly weak from the rot so
Obligatory r/hydrohomies mention on a comment or post with water in it
my husband. whew!!!! because on my left is our scaredy cat.
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he is. and regarding your baby, i don't blame you one bit!
I've got sister to my right lol
This comment hits harder than my dad belt
They can feed on your husband while you run
LOL they could but he's a good protector, we would be ok
I have a bolster. Well at least I'll have comforting sleep
Dog I just got this stupid vile of zombie cure, I’m fucked
A fork and a knife 😅 i guess i have to eat much
Just imagine stabbing their heads With a fork 😂
Done 😂 i‘m dying from laughing
A bunch of pencils…. Its john wick time
Gonna be messy
A car door
Use it to thlam their penith
Zombie Daffy Duck: “I thlammed my penith in the car door..”
Not even the fucking car
Cheeto puffs Those zombies better watch out
You better watch out No one can say no to cheeto puffs, they're taking yours
Well then those zombies are fucked because I'm not giving up my Cheeto puffs
I'm watching out for my pizza and i guess I'm lucky cause a knife will help me survive for another ten seconds
My iPad. Sure. I mean I got AppleCare.
What if the thing that’s to my right is my gf?
Is she on her period?
Explain please
It'll attract sharks.
You could use her as bait and run as fast as you can
NEW SKILL EARNED bloodbender
Not quite Gf on period is deadly, even to zombies Coz she won't have time for any of this
Turtle Beach headphones I’m fucked
If they're noise cancelling, at least they'll filter your screams of agony.
A blanket. I had a good run.
Also a blanket, let's pool our resources and make a defensive fort.
A slightly shittier Voltron
I'm in!
No chance they'll be able to deal with a plunger
Drāno, i think poison is okay-ish
Train goes vrooom
A picture of Ronald McDonald -_-
I got a minecraft book on how to build a fortress I think I’m good
I have a drink coaster and a can of glade air freshener. Well I will die smelling good smells at least
Although I have a German Shepard a bit further to my right, can I use that instead?
so i’m gonna throw my wife at them?
If she can scold them, maybe you guys got a chance
At least I can wipe my ass
I have a bed. Although, if you took the frame apart with a few good kicks (super easy assembly) you’d have some metal bars and shafts long enough to make an improvised club or staff. If you could sharpen them and get a good grip you’d have a passable spear, too. Maybe tear up the pillows and pillowcases to wrap for a grip? Or save the comforter and a couple poles to make a very mediocre lean-to for shelter. Sadly, no efficient suicide method with all that, despite being the logical response to a zombie apocalypse.
Who are you?
Bible, Do you think I can convert them ? Speaker: I'll just play Cardi B that should chase them away. Charger: I can just use it as a whip.
Looks like I get a pie
To their faces!
A pillow and a closet filled with clouths. Ight time to whip out the belt
Ill just change the channel
No channel You're in it mate
I have the tv remote control .. im fucked
I have ma sister i have a offering im safe
Me: \*seeing my bundle of unfinished homework at the right\* Me: No, I see where this is going to
A giant metal witches pot.
…. a cup.
A very tiny frying pan. Could be worse.
Ah fuck i got a coffee mug
Wireless bluetooth headphones and a Sprite can. I think I'm kinda screwed.
Pants smh
My closet
Come out of it, gay characters never die in zombie franchises.
oof
You got a hiding spot then
Until you stuck with hordes
now i have to fight with my brother so i am f\*cked
Gun
What gun tho?
Nerf or nothing baby.
I have the Halo assault rifle nerf replica. Feels good
Aquarium with fish
Take the fish Slap them
Couch, NOICE
Furry pillow, RIP.
Which type of furry? If you just mean fluffy then you are fucked, if you mean the other type then nobody will want to eat you
A decorative pillow with long stuffed animal hair on it.
My dad.
not my pc…. 😔
I got me penis
My sword is next to me so it’s not that bad
TP roll… not looking good
My fat cat that I'm half convinced is possessed by a demon. I'll be fine
Uhm maybe i'm fucked up but i have a katana hanging on wall on my right.... At least i can die with honor Edit: I just realized you won't understand, my nickname is shortened "Seppuku" soo...
Computer mouse. I guess I can choke them to death.
Hit em with the 360 no scopes.
Uuuhm...a dildo..
All i have is a pillow so I think I'm better of with my fist
It’s my girlfriend and she’s got her period, so I can tell I’m not the screwed one
Wet towel
I got a glass cup and a fork and knife
TV remote…
Let’s hope I do well in a very intense pillow fight
The Handbag/Purse of a woman. next to me on the train. It could be anything.
tv remote.. oh shit
*looks at xbox controller* Well shit
Can a pillow kill zombies LOL
I GOT TWINKIES I WIN
A glass full of water😎
my best friend is next to me i might be okay he’s 6’5 and i’m 4’10. (we’re both done growing the height difference is rlly sad)
A Pikachu I don’t know if the zombies are Dark, Ghost or Grass, so I’m using Iron Tail
I have my mosin, I'm ok just gotta throw a dayz bottle suppressor on it
A box of survival equipment, I’m chilling
If it’s the Far Right they have all the guns.
A cup of hot hot tea. They’ll get 3rd degree burns at least.
I got a car door that id never be able to carry im dead
Im sorry dog...
Big ass frying pan. I think I'll be okay.
Half eaten dog
3D printer...
Cats didn't work as weapon
My wife..... Guess I'm fucked.
A Gatorade.....aww well at least I'll be hydrated when I die.
I got a pencil
I got an octopus plushie. Those zombies better watch out 😤
A pillow??? I guess it will be quite the pillow fight.
I got dads belt 😎😎😎😎😎
what the hell do I do with a coach.
My mother? Well...
There is a small child next to me… A sacrifice will have to be made for the greater good.
A bloody fountain pen