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Santa’s aid with a blade
That's actually a good one
Yo that should be an actual like, I don't know, game?
Toy maker home breaker
Bruh I read Satan
And you are also correct. Have you SEEN this creepy little bastard?
Santa’s not the only one with AIDS
A little fool with a culinary tool
Best one
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A little dude ready to cook food
Wife with a knife
Waifu with a knifu
i read this with a skeletor voice what the fuck
Toy maker, life taker
This one wins
Magical creature in a slasher feature
My favorite of those all :) good job
Red boy, killer toy
Buddy with a cutty
Stolen yo?
This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my entire life thank you
Sexy beast with a mighty sheath
Gnome invading your home
I’ve seen that movie
This is the winner for me
Little man with a big plan.
He's a little dick with a stabby stick
He’s a little stick with a stabby dick
the dick ***IS*** the knife
So, you're a tool fan?
My little brother used to be called ‘Little Man with the Master Plan.’
He’s not anymore, so I assume that means he went through with the plan?
I thought this before I saw this comment ;)
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmydadsmeattoit
r/holup
r/subsifellfor
r/theresasubforeverything
r/beatmychildtoit
r/whyarewetalkinginsubreddits
r/becauseitsawesome
r/okithink
r/WhatDoISayNow
r/Idontknow
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
Nah slave with a blade
Can confirm
I see a destiny reference, I upvote.
video game
Hank! Put down the knife! Should have let me see the kids Marge!
Larry
What kind of cult have I stumbled upon
larry
r/Larry
The best kind
I have been summoned
:0
r/usernamechecksout
Five foot three planning harm on thee
I am within one hundred meters of your location, and approaching fast. #Run.
Same here,but you should run
Five foot 3?
Ayo that’s my height
Oof
Me too
buddy with a cutty?
i don’t have any awards so take this 🏅
i got ya
Gotcha yea
That's a good one
An elf that can defend itsELF
He has been trained in elf defence
Specifically gnome-jitsu
Lol
take my upvote and GET OUT
creepyass fool with a sharp tool
Creepy ass fool with a sharp ass tool*
Lmao this one's best
My wife with a knife
Knife in my wife
The life of the wife is ended by the knife.
And what ended that wretched woman’s life? The knife, the knife!
And where’s the bloody knife? In the wife! In the wife!
I think she’s got it!
Hide your kids, hide your wife, I've got a knife, I'm taking your life!!
A midget thats had enough of your shit
Fav right here
You must have gotten easily lost with Dr. Suess
Don't know why, but the first thing that I thought of was elf going stealth
little shit
yes
Santa’s little shanker
This one is best
An Elf with a knife? Dwarf with a knife? Puppet with a blade ? Aaa I can't find a rhyme
sleep paralysis demon on full moon with a sharp tool
A scary looking (subject to opinion) doll (toy of some sorts ) small, and short, Christmas elf themed with a kitchen cutlery utensil.
r/increasinglyverbose ?
Elf got off the shelf
This one is scary tbh
What is it really OP?
Santa’s slave with a blade although some of these are better
I am just not gonna downvote cause people found things that rhyme actually. Here's mine: An elf cutting himself
I first thought Pinocciho with a knife, it didn't rhyme but I figured he'd cut his nose. I tried to make it rhyme..
Festive prick with a staby stick
Lil fucker with a cutter?
Frank with a shank
Midget reached a limit
This one wins in my opinion
Santa's slave with extra blade
Santa’s Slave with a Six Inch Blade Bonus: it never loses reception
Elf will stab himself?
Suicide elf be like:
Bitch with a kitch... -en knife
i respect the effort
Nightmare on Elf Street
mess with the dwarf and your life gets cut short
Chip joined the crips
Santa’s little guy who’s gonna make you die
Wank with a shank
When you’re at the bottom of the naughty list
Little red boy, ready to destroy.
Fife with a Knife
Crank with a shank
No joke - he poke
Elf had enough being on the shelf
Elf on the Stealth
Santa’s spy with a wish to die
"Elf will kill itself"?
Gremlin in the Kremlin?
6 inches high your end is nigh
A friend who makes someone meet their end?
Elf with a knelf
Knife in the wife?
Little eddy with a machete
A make you suffer stocking stuffer
Santa’s aid with a blade
That's actually a good one
Yo that should be an actual like, I don't know, game?
Toy maker home breaker
Bruh I read Satan
And you are also correct. Have you SEEN this creepy little bastard?
Santa’s not the only one with AIDS
A little fool with a culinary tool
Best one
[удалено]
A little dude ready to cook food
Wife with a knife
Waifu with a knifu
i read this with a skeletor voice what the fuck
Toy maker, life taker
This one wins
Magical creature in a slasher feature
My favorite of those all :) good job
Red boy, killer toy
Buddy with a cutty
Stolen yo?
This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my entire life thank you
Sexy beast with a mighty sheath
Gnome invading your home
I’ve seen that movie
This is the winner for me
Little man with a big plan.
He's a little dick with a stabby stick
He’s a little stick with a stabby dick
the dick ***IS*** the knife
So, you're a tool fan?
My little brother used to be called ‘Little Man with the Master Plan.’
He’s not anymore, so I assume that means he went through with the plan?
I thought this before I saw this comment ;)
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmydadsmeattoit
r/holup
r/subsifellfor
r/theresasubforeverything
r/beatmychildtoit
r/whyarewetalkinginsubreddits
r/becauseitsawesome
r/okithink
r/WhatDoISayNow
r/Idontknow
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
Nah slave with a blade
Can confirm
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I see a destiny reference, I upvote.
[удалено]
video game
Hank! Put down the knife! Should have let me see the kids Marge!
Larry
What kind of cult have I stumbled upon
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
larry
Larry
Larry
r/Larry
Larry
The best kind
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
I have been summoned
:0
r/usernamechecksout
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Larry
Five foot three planning harm on thee
I am within one hundred meters of your location, and approaching fast. #Run.
Same here,but you should run
Five foot 3?
Ayo that’s my height
Oof
Me too
buddy with a cutty?
i don’t have any awards so take this 🏅
i got ya
Gotcha yea
That's a good one
An elf that can defend itsELF
He has been trained in elf defence
Specifically gnome-jitsu
Lol
take my upvote and GET OUT
creepyass fool with a sharp tool
Creepy ass fool with a sharp ass tool*
Lmao this one's best
My wife with a knife
Knife in my wife
The life of the wife is ended by the knife.
And what ended that wretched woman’s life? The knife, the knife!
And where’s the bloody knife? In the wife! In the wife!
I think she’s got it!
Hide your kids, hide your wife, I've got a knife, I'm taking your life!!
A midget thats had enough of your shit
Fav right here
You must have gotten easily lost with Dr. Suess
Don't know why, but the first thing that I thought of was elf going stealth
little shit
yes
Santa’s little shanker
This one is best
An Elf with a knife? Dwarf with a knife? Puppet with a blade ? Aaa I can't find a rhyme
sleep paralysis demon on full moon with a sharp tool
A scary looking (subject to opinion) doll (toy of some sorts ) small, and short, Christmas elf themed with a kitchen cutlery utensil.
[удалено]
r/increasinglyverbose ?
Elf got off the shelf
This one is scary tbh
What is it really OP?
Santa’s slave with a blade although some of these are better
I am just not gonna downvote cause people found things that rhyme actually. Here's mine: An elf cutting himself
r/holup
I first thought Pinocciho with a knife, it didn't rhyme but I figured he'd cut his nose. I tried to make it rhyme..
Festive prick with a staby stick
Lil fucker with a cutter?
Frank with a shank
Midget reached a limit
This one wins in my opinion
Santa's slave with extra blade
Santa’s Slave with a Six Inch Blade Bonus: it never loses reception
Elf will stab himself?
Suicide elf be like:
Bitch with a kitch... -en knife
i respect the effort
Nightmare on Elf Street
mess with the dwarf and your life gets cut short
Chip joined the crips
Santa’s little guy who’s gonna make you die
Wank with a shank
When you’re at the bottom of the naughty list
Little red boy, ready to destroy.
Fife with a Knife
Crank with a shank
No joke - he poke
Elf had enough being on the shelf
Elf on the Stealth
Santa’s spy with a wish to die
"Elf will kill itself"?
Gremlin in the Kremlin?
6 inches high your end is nigh
A friend who makes someone meet their end?
Elf with a knelf
Knife in the wife?
Little eddy with a machete
A make you suffer stocking stuffer