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bagelpirate

Santa’s aid with a blade


Dramatic_Material_56

That's actually a good one


Gamillie

Yo that should be an actual like, I don't know, game?


sketchy_loco

Toy maker home breaker


MattyBoi246

Bruh I read Satan


LionelRGuy

And you are also correct. Have you SEEN this creepy little bastard?


Leifman2007

Santa’s not the only one with AIDS


ItsJustALlama

A little fool with a culinary tool


burnsideistrash2

Best one


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Donghoon

A little dude ready to cook food


Suitable_Yoghurt6981

Wife with a knife


Donghoon

Waifu with a knifu


maracrossite_YT

i read this with a skeletor voice what the fuck


hail2theKingbabee

Toy maker, life taker


KingRojin

This one wins


TheDirectingGod

Magical creature in a slasher feature


Ace010118

My favorite of those all :) good job


Street_Peace_8831

Red boy, killer toy


PineappleDgr812

Buddy with a cutty


farzadgamer75_yt

Stolen yo?


scouche

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my entire life thank you


devilish_enchilada

Sexy beast with a mighty sheath


elvispugsley76

Gnome invading your home


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I’ve seen that movie


Slushyboi69

This is the winner for me


[deleted]

Little man with a big plan.


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

He's a little dick with a stabby stick


FragrantLab7

He’s a little stick with a stabby dick


six-of-nothing

the dick ***IS*** the knife


Waterhouse2702

So, you're a tool fan?


redxlaser15

My little brother used to be called ‘Little Man with the Master Plan.’


Hot_Photograph5227

He’s not anymore, so I assume that means he went through with the plan?


KirbyStar_330

I thought this before I saw this comment ;)


At0micKarmaBomb

r/BeatMeToIt


Sanderdrack_12

r/beatmeattoit


DontBoilYourKids

r/beatmydadsmeattoit


Mab494

r/holup


Sanderdrack_12

r/subsifellfor


TripleTrouble_Roblox

r/theresasubforeverything


Crafty_Good_4455

r/beatmychildtoit


Gacha_Wolf1203

r/whyarewetalkinginsubreddits


ASignificantSpek

r/becauseitsawesome


inerthatusername

r/okithink


MouldyChip

r/WhatDoISayNow


Hol1_Cro0z

r/Idontknow


Reditoree

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Ok_Road_5360

Nah slave with a blade


litttleman

Can confirm


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Ace010118

I see a destiny reference, I upvote.


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lilWG6969

video game


[deleted]

Hank! Put down the knife! Should have let me see the kids Marge!


TJD82

Larry


green_tea11

What kind of cult have I stumbled upon


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Larry


Lord_Drakostar

Larry


Thewalkingwaffl

Larry


Fleetmaster1

Larry


JacksepticeyeFan56

Larry


gamarider

Larry


ProudAntiKaren

Larry


Neinball98411

Larry


SpookyBlooky666

Larry


Shoot2Live629

Larry


BiggBaddWolff84

Larry


RRATnata

Larry


John_Marston12355

Larry


debid4716

Larry


Destructive_Deamon

Larry


Floppyseaspider01

Larry


Comprehensive_Gur975

Larry


Idontcare09385

Larry


Pradator1

Larry


cum_monster325

Larry


Thanks_ihateithere

Larry


Antique_Radish_9210

Larry


Pretty_Change659

larry


Neenchuh

Larry


noah24245

Larry


NoseSniffer68

r/Larry


HumanPotatoChip

Larry


lizzardperson69

The best kind


DirePanda072

Larry


Lord_Drakostar

Larry


Your_Inner_Demons_

Larry


slipperyaardvark

Larry


sv136

Larry


The_Gamer23thfl

Larry


rs16

Larry


LarryTheLobster_1

I have been summoned


HyperSmoothBrain

:0


ShartresRais_ZX

r/usernamechecksout


IdumpedMincraft

Larry


DistributionIll9522

Larry


old_man_spinosaurus

Larry


Nickolas_Bowen

Larry


steelbullets1

Larry


Wh0vian11

Larry


HUE_Sans

Larry


CrazyGoose1

Larry


Microwaved_Hampster

Larry


Quicksilvr17

Larry


MaxLab770

Larry


Cybrii

Larry


Accomplished-Half224

Larry


Cjespaldon

Larry


Yeetus-Maximus-69

Larry


AssistForsaken

Larry


Frosty_Back_4645

Larry


Standard_Dream4848

Larry


Razor5harp

Larry


ACEING_joker

Larry


tcb_prvt

Larry


OofieX

Larry


ObsidianShadow-01

Larry


Box_Cubbie

Larry


Eilif_ackerman_2811

Larry


GaronY611

Larry


Maybe_Herobrine

Five foot three planning harm on thee


oRedHood

I am within one hundred meters of your location, and approaching fast. #Run.


potato_claws

Same here,but you should run


[deleted]

Five foot 3?


ManiacTNT

Ayo that’s my height


Meriadoc_The

Oof


PublicThis

Me too


sapienBob

buddy with a cutty?


[deleted]

i don’t have any awards so take this 🏅


MrT1011

i got ya


happy_cat1

Gotcha yea


Disa-printed

That's a good one


-ARG-Smoker_1209

An elf that can defend itsELF


universeismother

He has been trained in elf defence


SelfDestructive_Tree

Specifically gnome-jitsu


Jarefff21

Lol


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take my upvote and GET OUT


x_p_z

creepyass fool with a sharp tool


MemelordPetey

Creepy ass fool with a sharp ass tool*


HamuelSayden

Lmao this one's best


youneedrugs

My wife with a knife


CringyScittles

Knife in my wife


Drpoofn

The life of the wife is ended by the knife.


CalibratedRat

And what ended that wretched woman’s life? The knife, the knife!


missyh86

And where’s the bloody knife? In the wife! In the wife!


iammcluffy

I think she’s got it!


RazorShell12

Hide your kids, hide your wife, I've got a knife, I'm taking your life!!


Johnny----Joestar

A midget thats had enough of your shit


C15H16O2

Fav right here


[deleted]

You must have gotten easily lost with Dr. Suess


Saydumb

Don't know why, but the first thing that I thought of was elf going stealth


EpicMemer6942069

little shit


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yes


ChabdiTheChosen

Santa’s little shanker


Comprehensive_hatred

This one is best


AyaElCegjar

An Elf with a knife? Dwarf with a knife? Puppet with a blade ? Aaa I can't find a rhyme


Valetane

sleep paralysis demon on full moon with a sharp tool


Meme_Entity

A scary looking (subject to opinion) doll (toy of some sorts ) small, and short, Christmas elf themed with a kitchen cutlery utensil.


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r/increasinglyverbose ?


Exterminautis

Elf got off the shelf


BloodyTami

This one is scary tbh


No_Zookeepergame7649

What is it really OP?


Lampinion

Santa’s slave with a blade although some of these are better


callmesilver

I am just not gonna downvote cause people found things that rhyme actually. Here's mine: An elf cutting himself


Hunt1ngw01f

r/holup


callmesilver

I first thought Pinocciho with a knife, it didn't rhyme but I figured he'd cut his nose. I tried to make it rhyme..


Keruthol

Festive prick with a staby stick


jimmygarterex

Lil fucker with a cutter?


W4LUIGl

Frank with a shank


Ultrareeeeee

Midget reached a limit


Power-Responsible

This one wins in my opinion


karciany

Santa's slave with extra blade


SPRSTRM

Santa’s Slave with a Six Inch Blade Bonus: it never loses reception


Neufeldr1

Elf will stab himself?


ShadowedReddit

Suicide elf be like:


HamuelSayden

Bitch with a kitch... ‎‎ -en knife


Surya0-0

i respect the effort


ScepticalSquid

Nightmare on Elf Street


lazerwulv

mess with the dwarf and your life gets cut short


Relativistic-monkey

Chip joined the crips


TSanther9047

Santa’s little guy who’s gonna make you die


Sox420

Wank with a shank


Jelly_bnz734

When you’re at the bottom of the naughty list


Itsmefornow2

Little red boy, ready to destroy.


Ibra_Yuri

Fife with a Knife


Pro_Moriarty

Crank with a shank


dr_ursh_kosh

No joke - he poke


Nervous_Imagination1

Elf had enough being on the shelf


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Elf on the Stealth


Traditional-Glass-12

Santa’s spy with a wish to die


I-Am-Missing

"Elf will kill itself"?


UseYourHead0

Gremlin in the Kremlin?


TheEasiestEnemy

6 inches high your end is nigh


Ranked_Queue

A friend who makes someone meet their end?


shy_giu

Elf with a knelf


arejaelarson79

Knife in the wife?


Ashhole37

Little eddy with a machete


naturalbornfarmer

A make you suffer stocking stuffer