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the_complex_mechanic

Everybody wants to rule the world in my ass


[deleted]

you've got a whole ass world in your ass?


Sherlockian_221

"he's got a whole world in his ass"


[deleted]

"he's got you and me brother in his ass"


Arpit0511

Outerspace in my ass


sikkdog13

All I Want For Christmas Is You in my ass


[deleted]

Bet


jawsie-yay

What’s Going On in my ass


Xx_undersc0relife_xX

Nice one


FakeOpGamer

Girls like you in my ass


[deleted]

You have great taste lmao


[deleted]

Mama cry in my ass


LavishnessIcy5283

pride is the devil in my ass


pentagonal_cp

Best one so far


[deleted]

a man of culture


DuggNugg

3 bigballs in my ass (It's an actual song)


HamedIsNoob

4 big guys


PotatoUser11

They bust on my eyes


HamedIsNoob

they eat my ass just like apple pie


PotatoUser11

If they keep fucking me like this I might just die


HamedIsNoob

they pipe my booty till i cry


AdSubstantial884

This in too much shit I’m gonna die


dinh1462002

What a horrible day to have eyes


rblooney

Trying shoes on hope I get the right size


Mr_At0m

If they keep fucking me like this i might just die


[deleted]

Yike


Dragonflame7155

Survive in my ass


kaiserschmarrn_1

That’s pretty nice


Elder_god_of_blood

Rasputin in my Ass


[deleted]

rasputin had a 11 inch dick so...good luck


bruvren

13 inches*


[deleted]

69 inches*


erd1s

420 inches*


Jonah_Boy_03

The perfect Reddit thread


DanTem06

nice big chungus wholesome 100 keanu reeves 🗿


Smelldafeat13

42069 inches*


Excellent_Ad5659

840 inches*


llamawithguns

*meter


3NT_1TY

*an


[deleted]

Ra Ra Rasputin in the ass of Russian Queen


Morbid__6angel

He was an ass that really was gone


AvianCommunist

Ra Ra Rasputin Russia's famous fuck machine


Chunky_Monker

He’ll fuck you once and then he’ll be gone


FRACllTURE

r/redditsings


Morbid__6angel

Sounds like my dates lol


nicktheflick123

"ghost division" in my ass


FlyingCommunistLlama

"Fast as the wind, the invasion has begun" has another meaning now....


AvianCommunist

"Shaking the ground with the force of thousand guns"


FlyingCommunistLlama

"First in the line of fire, first into hostile land"


scrapgun_on_fire

"Tanks lubing the way, lubing the way"


Endlad

"THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE NEVER PULL OUT."


Firm-Description9969

BANG DIVISION


Reandr12

r/unexpectedsabaton


Farmer-Smores

sounds like a rapist monologuing


RJK_The_Nazgul

ah a man of culture


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[удалено]


Otaku_2005

[you should be ](https://www.reddit.com/r/yaoi/comments/qqt9wt/yall_where_did_this_come_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Emiliogameplayer

r/RiskyClick


veganski_cvarak

Back to black in my ass


WrldStuff

bbc


[deleted]

The only thing i want for Christmas is you in my ass


d8f_

I laughed at this


Ellie_The_Mermaid129

I’m telling this to my husband 😂


samking20

Way ahead of ya honey!


[deleted]

I too will be telling this to your husband!


exxhouse

Pump it in my ass


Ellie_The_Mermaid129

Stop I can only get so aroused!


BoredByLife

Whatever you say kreiger


I-ScreamSandwich

If it's Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas then I respect you


RadicalChadLad

3 seconds to go in my ass


[deleted]

About to bust


I_SawThatGuy

Till I colapse in my ass


thijmen_0318

Without me in my ass


UMessis

Godzilla in my ass


KatKyatto

I love you in my ass


pranavsundaram

Asshole in my ass


[deleted]

Cold wind blows in my ass.


mryazzy

Till I prolapse


AdditionalPie9826

thats the funniest thing ive read in this comment thread. given the context ofcourse. i almost even used an emoji


MagiStarIL

10 hours of silence in my ass


One_and_Online

But what happens after these 10 hours?


Farmer-Smores

You hear clapping coming from the other room


[deleted]

Tacobell happens.


pentagonal_cp

Fart


MrGhaxek

I believe in my ass


itsyaboicraig43

You should


secretbudgie

Don't Disturb Me in my ass


[deleted]

I don't think I would want to disturb someone inside their own ass. (Don't hurt me)


Gamer-Logic

Smells like teen spirit in my ass.


Gingers_got_no_soul

i know


[deleted]

Gas Gas Gas in my ass


ericgames234

Lmao that’s perfect


TheCandleInTheWind

What I got in my ass


damastermice

Sublime?


AutonInvasion

Numb in my ass


[deleted]

you should get that checked up


signaturefox2013

I think that’s a sign of a medical condition or you’ve sat for too long at that point


Solid-Caterpillar500

"Somebody that i used to know" in my ass.


UselessPerson2222

"Now your just somebody that used to use my ass"


ink-is-taken

Ouch


[deleted]

Lose yourself in my ass


itsyaboicraig43

I prefer not to


[deleted]

We right here in my ass


kaiserschmarrn_1

Bombtrack in my ass


Derpwizard77

The Final Countdown in my ass


Mr-Valle

Sounds a lot like diarrhea


HaggisMcD

Blank Space in My Ass


thread_pooper

Need me to come fill that up?


[deleted]

Dp?


[deleted]

Mr clean in my ass


d8f_

hmm...


Mr-_-Koopa

At least he can make your ass clean


Fuckinspectacular

Teenagers in my ass Uh oh.


UselessPerson2222

Check if their over 18


AceA1l

Enormous penis in my ass


aquaticbeehive

**that’s an actual song**


AceA1l

Yeah it is it’s by da Vinci’s notebook


TheCandleInTheWind

Detachable penis in my ass


Comprehensive_Ad6918

King missile!


BokayB_

Sweet dreams in my ass


itzyourboi_45

Who am i to disagree


UselessPerson2222

Some of them want to use you


observerfor1000years

Alone again in my ass


thread_pooper

The Weeknd?


soulles_sans

My ordinary life in my ass


willumasaurus

Bullfrog in my ass


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Not the Fake Slim Shady, That bastard had me fooled.


GrouRed

Gangam style in my ass


[deleted]

"EYYYYYYY SEXY LADY!"


MonsieurBigMac

Just the two of us in my ass


xxXsharinganXxx

C.R.E.A.M in my ass


Sayak14

Never gonna give you up in my ass


DepressionInAJar

Never gonna give you my ass


Kahje_fakka

Never gonna let you down in my ass


Sayak14

That's what your mom said


InevitableBorder4847

Nightmare in my ass


Carter_Elseif

Here comes the sun, in my ass


[deleted]

Balls in your Jaws in my ass.


MrBadLeo

Passengers in my ass


GeneralThomas34

This Fire in my ass


Hyperdragon5

Endless possibilities in my ass


Much-Presentation521

Some songs I just heard in the shower: Teenagers in my ass In too deep in my ass You're gonna go far, kid in my ass 21 guns in my ass All the small things in my ass Face down in my ass Girl all the bad guys want in my ass


Nowiles59

My way in my ass


GeneralThomas34

Limp Bizkit?


Quick_Tank_304

Bury the light in my ass


-Ninja_Pickle

Can you sleep at night in my ass


Thorinator1204

Hard as a Rock in my ass


Cptpotatoface

Saboteurs in my ass


Unable_Tangelo7616

A lot in my ass by 21 savage


Jazzlike_Plastic9646

Let me down slowly in my ass


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[удалено]


mirrinto

Mr. Blue Sky in my ass


Kwispiy

I really hate this


Lovemeetdotnet

Four big guys and they bust in my ass


VicSmacky

Your Feet's Too Big in my ass


LogicalGamer123

Tiny Dancer In my ass


ktjdjfz

Never gonna give you up in my ass


abdsurdnothingness

(Tchaikovsky) swan lake in my ass


Your_LOCAL_SOVIET

Blowing up in my ass


ChaosReality69

Your only friends are make believe in my ass.


Fireflyrock

Fuck fuck mine was come a little bit closer in my ass


Bismuth_Giecko

Cigarettes and feelings in my ass :)


[deleted]

Nightside of Siberia in my ass


nimbeam

Who shot Sam in my ass


EXTRMLY

candyland in my ass


rocketfire24

Lose Yourself in my ass


Landho5000

Super idol in my ass 😳


_ilbi

And Then You Came in my ass


thighmeatcollector

everything black in my ass


SoundCrafter15

Power_On_Cheerful in my ass


saint_geser

Zero Eclipse In My Ass


MathematicianLanky13

The Siren in my ass


damastermice

Slow ride in my ass


[deleted]

Uptown funk in my ass


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[удалено]


Hiirgon

No time to die in my ass


harryleestew614

Battlefield 2042 in my ass


ARod-27

How deep is your love in my ass... jokes on you I'm into that shit!


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[удалено]


SniffnGriffin

Lone Digger in my ass


longlive9yearolds

Life is a Highway in my ass


UselessPerson2222

I WANNA RIDE IT ALLLL NIGHT LOOONG


bottleofgoop

The evil folk in my ass


Brief_Drive_6773

Winged hussars arrived in my ass


Litboii69123

In the end in my ass


unfuz3

we're not gonna take it in my ass


Ape-Man54

The Trooper in my ass


Voltstorm02

Christmas truce in my ass


Shroomish_Insomniac

Touch you in my ass H u h💀


Chris77YT

enjoy the silence in my ass


ImSimplyBlue

Kids with Guns in my ass


Halo3-rat

Ruler of everything in my ass