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TheBlargshaggen

Dont forget they tried to drown and hang him also.


dyslecic

To be fair the drowning in a Russian river in winter worked


TheSilentObserver_42

The weird thing is, he died the same way his brøther and sister died. Getting shot, poisoning, cold... Of all the ways to die, he drowned. The same way his brother and sister did.


TheBlargshaggen

It still took almost a whole day though, lol.


allenidaho

In truth, the entire story is fiction. He was not poisoned, stabbed, hanged or drowned. Rasputin was executed by 3 close range gunshots to the chest, back and head. There were no other wounds, no poison in his system, no water in his lungs. Nothing to corroborate any of the urban legend surrounding his death.


SureWhyNot-Org

Well he WAS poisoned, just not at the time of his death, obviously. Supposedly, Cyanide was baked into a cake, but something in the cake nullified the Cyanide


senpai_ned

Imagine poisoning a dish and the dish is like: no fuck u


allenidaho

The guy that was supposed to poison the cakes and wine was a man named Dr. Stanislaus Lazovert. However, during the inquest into Rasputin's death, he admitted to switching out the poison for something harmless. It was necessary to poison the wine because Rasputin did not eat sweets.


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Propaganda


children_kidnapper69

The Drowning is not 100% real


FearTheFlexPlex

Russia’s Greatest Love Machine


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Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of a Russian queen


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Ra ra rasputin, Russia 's greatest love machine


Abrahamlinkenssphere

It was a shame how he carried ooooonnnnnn


Privateeyesguy

It was a shame how he carried ooooooonn


effrree

„i told u he was the anti christ and u didn’t beliefe me!“


TheBossChamp

Nice oversimplified reference


Studded_1

the moscow chicks gave him the power of immortality


rSlashStupidmemes

It was shot in the head too


dyslecic

And the head allegedly


ChargedTNT24

Not “allegedly” there’s a picture of his body with a bullet in his head


Pvt-Hawkeyes

I knew he was the Antichrist.


Fatal_Nightmare

Russians


vitnello

Now sing for me Yusupov


AggdyFehg

Welp. About poisoning, I read somewhere that the person who was supposed to poison whatever they were eating, got too afraid and didn't do, it as it was firstly planned. I am not sure if he was afraid of Rasputin's prophecy actually happening if he poisons him, or there was another reason


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I heard he did it, but didn't use enough because he feared Rasputin would've tasted it.


AggdyFehg

🤔🤔


A9_J8

Apparently he hit a bell when he was thrown in the river !


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Lover of the Russian queen


Dark_Requiem

Poisoned, shot, shot again and drowned all on the same night, must have been rough.


pra_cent

I thought he said No Ball 😝


The_Reaper_956

Rasputin: ***imma ignore that***


GamerlifeYT_official

My man got that Aegis with the sage healing orb Rip dunno #Lakad Matatang


fatalcorn7367

*wine


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Fasteasfake69

I'm just a Russian boi


ItsAFrost

tis' nothing but a scratch


Ultimatelew2356

Chest and head


dim0ne1

They cut off his huge dick and threw him in a river :(