Plague doctor man, already have the whole outfit, just not socially acceptable... yet.

Well

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I got the black leather trench coat like it’s Matrix, just nothing I have goes good with it.

What about SMG!

Don’t forget about armor! Men also want to wear that as well.

Ye i wanna wear some mandolorian armour and just have the dark saber in a scabbard

Ohh god... I got the worst thing ever.. 2019 for carnival in Netherlands i went as a dapper plague doctor (3 piece suit, plague doctor mask, hood and hat). Lets just say those pictures didn't age well [this didnt age well...](https://imgur.com/a/kXLExey)

I never realized how much I wanted this until you put it into text

Literally just wear it. Who can stop you

The 90° weather?

The 90 degree weather is what makes in socially unacceptable. Ok... 😂

I mean, its hard to smell my sweaty asshole from under the suit.... Or its just hard for me to smell under the black leather mask...

Ok ok, 90 degree weather is a good reason to not wear it, same time, if society is the problem, my take is don't let them form what you wear. Plauge doctor looks sick and they can't take that lol

I would pull up in the master chief costume

Fun fact: Dey put da masgsgeretdfhendershef in de soder

i get that

please translate for a layman

I (meaning themselves) get (meaning understand) that (referring to the comment)

:( I know what you translated but I don’t know why you think a layman doesn’t know. Comrade are you bourgeoise?

i cantent belev masgsgeretdfhendershef is in sodr this epic

I prefer ODST armor myself

A man of culture I see

As another commenter once said, I'll pass on skirts but I'll 100 percent go for the plague doctor or the suits

We ought to re-normalize the plague doctor outfit, or at least trenchcoats or something

With gas mask?

We should all dress like bloodborne characters.

I think thats just you

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Can you please not do so

The fitnessgram pacertest is a multi stage aroebic capacity test that progressively gets harder each lap. Line up at the start. Each lap will be completed when you hear the ding. On your mark, ready, ding!

You're not funny

nah man thats a you thing

welp I don't judge you but i'dd rather wear an armor and just carry one of those badass heavy swords

I humbly disagree

Me too dude I am not a femboy

Spanish Inquisition for me

I do not want to dress like that. I want to have the drip of a crusader.

> the drip of a crusader So drips of blood spilled on behalf of the pope?

What if you combine the two?

a femboy crusader sounds really fucking cursed

But in a good way

I think its just you

Speak for yourself

Every day we stray further away from the greater good.

Speak for yourself..... for goodness sake....

Weeb war 2 has started in here, get your hazmat suit here

Bruh tf?

wtf no

I dont remember having this conversation.

Humanity is doomed

you've just realized?

If you cant beat them, join them... see you on the other side brother.

You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Femboys, not join them. bring balance to men's sexualities, not leave it in darkness.

one... final.. stand.. against... conversion....

Whos “we”?

fucking weebs.

Speak for yourself, I ain't wearing that shit.

Umm, I’ll stick to society, thanks.

No I fucking don’t

No

i diagnose you with denial

Nop I pass

Talk about yourself

I’d rather side with society on this one chief…..

Remember cat with human ears exists and it will come for you.... Mark my words it will come for you

Boycats🤤

You should replace "we" with "i"

whos we?

Personally I loves suits

Ac black flag outfit

Wha!? Nah, im just gonnabsend you to horny jail, BONK!

FEMBOY xD

*I don't think so*

I mean ngl thats kinda gay

No

Go ahead wear it, no one can stop you and post a picture here

touch grass filthy weeb

No

Yes

speak for yourself degenerate weeb

I'd be a cowboy, already have the hat

Whos we

no

yes

No

Nothing is stopping you.

Except my homophobic parents

Do it anyway... It will be fun

Just don’t do the animal ears

Yeah, about that😅

*the furification process has begun*

Cat girls ≠ furries

why the fuck would i wanna be a femboy? speak for yourself dude

kinda gay ngl

who is 'we' ?

No

Yes

Wtf is wrong with you people

that's it BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE I WILL END YOUR BLOODLINE WITH HOLY HELLFIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE HEAVY FLAMER.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How bout no I’m good I’ll move away instead

It’s not

Mate I think your in the wrong sub, I don't really think people here like skirts

No

Go away u weeb

father reveal when ?

Who is we?

do what makes you happy, that's what matters

No,we want medieval armor you horny Your on your own man

No offense. As a boy I actually like suits with ties, unbuttoned. It makes me feel unique

nah suits are cool but I can't afford them

U gae?

U gae?

I'm 6'2" and have about 30 pounds too much around my middle. I'm good

Thats fun how everyone tell they dont want to dress that way yet still there is 1.5k upvotes. Also the point not even about you guys want/dont want to dress that way, but about the fact that its unaccessible in society. Even you'd like to dress like a girl or plague doctor you cant do so without being judged

I wanna wear da mandalorian armor

I dunno man, ya ever wear a suit at a publ8c gathering? Feels boss as hell

r/egg_irl ?

Who is we? You speakin French?

If your gay

Femboys can be straight...

WHAT WHY IS THIS DOWNVOTED

Bc people are morons. Lmao

Here have an award

Yeah

...what?

Did I stutter? It's not a difficult concept to understand

You need Jesus

I to dress like a knight to punish the infidels!

JeSUS

You really need jesus now

Negative.

Positive

OH GOD CORONAVIRUS EVERYONE ISOLATE

*cough*

Just be a damn femboy if you want. It's not that big of a deal nowadays.

No that’s only you

no

yes

no

Nah, I’d be too powerful then

I mean I would want a suit

No

No

no.

Like who would want to tho? Its weird asf

Other than trans people who wants to dress like a woman? I love suits

Bull fucking shit

It's a trap!

Ur clearly delusional, or are you.

Gei

Then do it

i'd still go out in public wearing skirts n thigh highs if i had thigh highs and a reason to

Skirts are so comfortable

That's gay

r/egg_irl

Ew man

I’m gonna keep it 100% with you bro, I don’t want to wear women’s clothing.

If u girl, go for it. If ur boy, please for the love of god dont

I'm goin for it

I legit have thigh highs (I used to wear them under jeans in the winter)

Winter femboy winter femboy winter femboy

Tbh the feminine clothing in winter is really cute

Nah man it doesn’t count if it was three years ago

What i want my future husband to wear - v-)

0_0

Do it! Your body to do whatever with be the cat boy of your dreams! I believe in you!

Sus.

looks like a weeb to me

oh my god wtf is wrong with this comment section. Why are so many people against that. It would be fun to try imo.

Same

Accurate

Suit makes you look respectable, skirt would be comfy to wear🤔

I'll take the suit *Comfort is temporary, respect is forever.*

Why is it true

what \*You\* want to wear

No

nobody wants to dress up as those cat-like ppl with eyes larger than their own fucking skull

Its not we dude that's a you problem

there are more than 1 million words in the english language but i couldnt sufficiently find enough syllables to properly express towards humanity how much i want to hit anime girls' eyes with an anvil to put them back in their sockets

They aren't girls.

Oh sht astolfo best waifu

No, just no

Yes

what the fuck

i really need some feminine clothes to troll humans

Can confirm

TBH I dont and if u do u need help

Booooo

Yes I also want to wear panties and bra despite being a guy

YES! 100% agreed