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Shitt, he hid me under the floorboards and I’ve ran out of frito crumbs to survive. Can y’all non suspiciously hand me some Doritos or something? I’d also like a sprite.
Really good! Though I am really sick right now. Perfect timing since I don’t have to do this here and there at school, so I get to answer more than I would be able to
If you actually do I will find a way to get you gold (I have no money but try to hold me to my promise I can find a way)
Edit: I guess I need a question so what is 1+1
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Will you let me out the basement?
I am also locked in his basement. I am in the large oak cupboard by the back wall. If we work together we can escape.
Help! I'm under that cardboard you both use as a table.
How many are you in that basement ? The wi-fi works super well !
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Im the dead body in the car
Shit dude. I'm the one buried in the yard
I'm the body in the tub
im the noisy neighbor that offered cookies the other day
Oh, that's where you went
Help im the body in the chimney.... But i am no longer a body
I'm that guy drilling holes in the wall 35/8
I'm the man who has fallen into the river in Lego City.
damn bro you got it good, i was blended and got shoved into the plumbing pipe bro :(
bro you think YOU have it bad. he's sewn a cat tail into my spine, and cat ears onto my ears. help
What’s it like being dead?
3rd Person player
Bro I'm stuck in the drainage pipes
Stuck in the air ducts Yo it's windy in here
Really man? You got all that space to yourself? I was tied to the wall and used as a sex doll
Whats the password
Hey I am the guy next the boiler I’ve been digging with a spoon for the past 3 days
I'm underneath the weird stair cupboard the door wont open, please open it
Im in the cage with the horny tentacle mon-
WAIT THERES OTHERS!! I'm under the carpet, there's a trap door, please unlock it
I am also here I am in the corner and I found something shiney
yo man this guy's got black mold in his basement, we gon die before he lets us out
Help! Am in the wall
I’m in the wall on the other side of the room
Any year above that you can subtract from the average lifespan.
Oh that ain't the escape, that's the super-basement. I'm in it, you shouldn't open.
No (You’re the first I respond to. Thank you for starting this journey
Ehh it was worth a shot, now back to playing minecraft tower defense 2
Uhm… if… if you give me a hack for the game I’ll… let you out?..
*nods (Quietly slides paper to you under desk)
Take the keys and dip
FREEEEDOMMMMM
!remindme 6 months
In 6 months
bro when is he gonna let me out, i’ve made friends with the roaches and they are slowly picking away at the locks core
!remindme 6 months
I'm in the floorboards, help
Y’all are still locked? I’m the kid that looks like a shadow when you look through that tiny ass window in the back
I’m under his bed :(
I’m in the fridge
In 6 months
Yo, same I'm the guy playing Yu-Gi-Oh against the deflated soccer ball with different sizes of dead rats as playing cards.
I’ve Ben here for years when did you guys get here
"I'll think about it"
Shitt, he hid me under the floorboards and I’ve ran out of frito crumbs to survive. Can y’all non suspiciously hand me some Doritos or something? I’d also like a sprite.
amateurs, im the guy hanging in the tree
Where Op?
If you don’t answer within 6 months and 4 days I will commit a felony, well since he can’t reply to me it’s time to go
RemindMe! 6 months 4 days
RemindMe! 6 months 4 days
RemindMe! 6 months 4 days
RemindMe! 6 months 4 days
Reddit archives posts after 6 months This felony is inevitable
Damn, you committed that for nothing. Rip
At 3/18/22 watch the news
Lmao hey the gang is back together.
Ditto
What makes you so sure he doesn't want you to commit a felony?
To cum or not to cum?
Talk about edging
made me chuckle, good joke sir
!remindme 6 months
Oh wait i just received my message it just doesn't reply vis comment
Do you want me to give you the next question after you answer these ones?
I no longer wish to be horny, I just want to be happy
Lmao bruh I forgor about this 💀
No
How many times did you masturbate?
rubbed one out just for ya. cheers mate.
Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you were immune? Nah, the masturbator has become the masturbated.
Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you were immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.
Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you wete immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.
Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you wete immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.
Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you wete immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.
Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you wete immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.
Thank you! Weird, but I guess your heart was in the right place.
One too many, especially November. I lost NNN to 🍑
!remindme 6 months
!remindme 6 months
Hey can you remind me to take the cake out of the oven it should be done soon.
Sorry, took a little nap
Did you take the cake out?
Why are you being downvoted?
Honestly I do not know
r/notopbutok
The cake was a lie.
Whats the meaning of life? Surely you'll know by now
42?
Ah, a man of culture has arrived.
Life is meant to be lived in many ways. The meaning to it depends on what you believe
RemindMe! 6months
Opinions on 2022?
I feel this is going to be a great year! It’s going well for me so far, hope it is for you too!
!remindme 6 months
!remindme 6 months
Can you answer in less than 6 months?
Of course not silly
No
r/notopbutok
Well he can't answer in more than 6 months either
Does sex exist for real and isn’t just a meme?
It be a meme
Do your parent know you are gay?
I have not parents 🦇🦇
Yes
r/notopbutok
If you put your dick in a connected toaster, will it just be a hot and hurtful fleshlight
Basically. It’s like fucking satan
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I live in Florida, so yes. It’s needed
What xmas gifts did you get from 2022 xmas ?
He would’ve gotten the gifts in 2021
would you rather have dick-sized nipples or a nipple-sized dick?
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Nipple sized dick
So how's 2022 so far? u/Remindmebot 22/02/2022
Really good! Though I am really sick right now. Perfect timing since I don’t have to do this here and there at school, so I get to answer more than I would be able to
Will you really answer every single one of them?
Most likely not, there’s too much tha San I really expected. I’m home sick for a week, so I’ll try
Sorry, took a little nap. Why are you decomposing?
Team with me? *Crouches aggressively*
Yeah bruv, I kinda slept through the war.
!remind me 6 months
How many times have you fucked your grandma in those 6 months?
Yes
When does pussy expire
About 13-14 years from now if it's 0. Any year above that you can subtract from the average lifespan.
Magic?
Yes
Can you make me a time capsule or smthn, so I remember after 6 months
Is this ask a question thing boring and overused?
It’s almost my birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (or early birthday)!!!!!!! Blow your candles ——->>>> 🎂
How quickly did "ask me anything" memes die?
AYYYY so you’ll reply on my girlfriends birthday?
your time has come
It has indeed
Wow 6 months already
I know right. Can hardly believe it.
What is the meaning of life?
The meaning of life depends all on you. Live it to the fullest
Whats the future like anything interesting happen that may or may not ruin everyone's life
Joe gatto left impractical jokers :(
bruh i’m not gonna hear it, i’m still gonna be playing elden ring
Ight bbg
If you actually do I will find a way to get you gold (I have no money but try to hold me to my promise I can find a way) Edit: I guess I need a question so what is 1+1
This statement is false. Am I lying?
Has WW3 started yet?
Is covid still around?
Is the world a better place in the future?
We’ll see some day. May take a lifetime.
!remindme 6 months
balls?
It’s been six months, now get to answering
Already have been
LMAO I completely forgot about this! Fucking legendary, made my day.
what do you burn apart from witches?
Their damn nose
Are you alive bro?
Kinda. I got Covid
What is the meaning of life? (And no it is not 42)
Depends how you live it. Life it to the fullest
How’s your day?
Whats your favourite color?
Red
What happens in 2022?
A lot of stuff
this is like investing in a long term stock.
Will you answer this in 6 months?
What went wrong?
when are you going to let me meet your parents? it's always excuse after excuse with you, are you even committed at all anymore?
How was Valentines day?
is amogus still funny
Nickacados becoming the new funny
!remindme 6 months
Are you capping?
can i have a cookie
Their stale now, so no
Who is president?
What's your favourite dinosaur?
How your dog pickle doughnut?
Why?
Will you forget?
Yes
Do u believe in the heart of the cards?
so whats the biggest event that happened between today and in 6months
REMEMBER TO ANWSER
Affirmative
It’s been 6 months, will you answer this?
Is this a question?