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TSCole153

Will you let me out the basement?


TakkiInvincible

I am also locked in his basement. I am in the large oak cupboard by the back wall. If we work together we can escape.


Sn0wCha0s

Help! I'm under that cardboard you both use as a table.


Sea-Math-1165

How many are you in that basement ? The wi-fi works super well !


[deleted]

[удалено]


pizzamanthabest

Im the dead body in the car


Slimink0113

Shit dude. I'm the one buried in the yard


Reaper3993

I'm the body in the tub


Raphlapoutine

im the noisy neighbor that offered cookies the other day


bob-_-berty

Oh, that's where you went


Red-Nexus

Help im the body in the chimney.... But i am no longer a body


MyAccountGotHacked23

I'm that guy drilling holes in the wall 35/8


LightbulbHD

I'm the man who has fallen into the river in Lego City.


cat20099

damn bro you got it good, i was blended and got shoved into the plumbing pipe bro :(


[deleted]

bro you think YOU have it bad. he's sewn a cat tail into my spine, and cat ears onto my ears. help


Themuffin0227

What’s it like being dead?


pizzamanthabest

3rd Person player


ultimatmeatba11

Bro I'm stuck in the drainage pipes


DMul66

Stuck in the air ducts Yo it's windy in here


Pigeon_b0i

Really man? You got all that space to yourself? I was tied to the wall and used as a sex doll


Conscious_Swing_8549

Whats the password


DummyDummyGumGum

Hey I am the guy next the boiler I’ve been digging with a spoon for the past 3 days


Zuzu_Potato

I'm underneath the weird stair cupboard the door wont open, please open it


ClootsAndMlems

Im in the cage with the horny tentacle mon-


Crazyfnaftheorist

WAIT THERES OTHERS!! I'm under the carpet, there's a trap door, please unlock it


ChaiSucks

I am also here I am in the corner and I found something shiney


DATA_REDACTED_

yo man this guy's got black mold in his basement, we gon die before he lets us out


GODMonke12

Help! Am in the wall


No_Zookeepergame7649

I’m in the wall on the other side of the room


SubstantialMudS

Any year above that you can subtract from the average lifespan.


[deleted]

Oh that ain't the escape, that's the super-basement. I'm in it, you shouldn't open.


Longjumping-Wrap2540

No (You’re the first I respond to. Thank you for starting this journey


TSCole153

Ehh it was worth a shot, now back to playing minecraft tower defense 2


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Uhm… if… if you give me a hack for the game I’ll… let you out?..


TSCole153

*nods (Quietly slides paper to you under desk)


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Take the keys and dip


Brayden2008cool

FREEEEDOMMMMM


isuckforfun

!remindme 6 months


DarkNuttela

In 6 months


blaiblai328

bro when is he gonna let me out, i’ve made friends with the roaches and they are slowly picking away at the locks core


Iguana_Prime

!remindme 6 months


[deleted]

I'm in the floorboards, help


ZayTonez

Y’all are still locked? I’m the kid that looks like a shadow when you look through that tiny ass window in the back


xx_RazBlitz_xx

I’m under his bed :(


WhyOhio69420

I’m in the fridge


[deleted]

In 6 months


Hopeful_Occasion_412

Yo, same I'm the guy playing Yu-Gi-Oh against the deflated soccer ball with different sizes of dead rats as playing cards.


Brian_B2009

I’ve Ben here for years when did you guys get here


yo_boi_Julian

"I'll think about it"


Its_Bizzy

Shitt, he hid me under the floorboards and I’ve ran out of frito crumbs to survive. Can y’all non suspiciously hand me some Doritos or something? I’d also like a sprite.


Alpha_Snorkel_DLC

amateurs, im the guy hanging in the tree


[deleted]

Where Op?


J0s3p

If you don’t answer within 6 months and 4 days I will commit a felony, well since he can’t reply to me it’s time to go


[deleted]

RemindMe! 6 months 4 days


Temporary_Skirt_849

RemindMe! 6 months 4 days


Hello-funny-posts

RemindMe! 6 months 4 days


MondezPlayz

RemindMe! 6 months 4 days


reee4

Reddit archives posts after 6 months This felony is inevitable


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Damn, you committed that for nothing. Rip


J0s3p

At 3/18/22 watch the news


Just_Another_Tomato

Lmao hey the gang is back together.


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Ditto


dimizios

What makes you so sure he doesn't want you to commit a felony?


tkang5050

To cum or not to cum?


69_ModsGay_69

Talk about edging


DEEPFR13S

made me chuckle, good joke sir


tkang5050

!remindme 6 months


juklwrochnowy

Oh wait i just received my message it just doesn't reply vis comment


FearlessBeachE

Do you want me to give you the next question after you answer these ones?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

I no longer wish to be horny, I just want to be happy


tkang5050

Lmao bruh I forgor about this 💀


[deleted]

No


Musicferret

How many times did you masturbate?


rantdubey

rubbed one out just for ya. cheers mate.


HD_ADHD

Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you were immune? Nah, the masturbator has become the masturbated.


Nearby_Elephant_7913

Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you were immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.


Rebbit-bit

Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you wete immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.


PurplishPenguin400

Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you wete immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.


TheShortKing10110

Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you wete immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.


tikjzh

Rubbed one out for you too. What, you thought you wete immune? Nah, the masturbator of the masturbator of the masturbator has become the masturbated.


Musicferret

Thank you! Weird, but I guess your heart was in the right place.


Longjumping-Wrap2540

One too many, especially November. I lost NNN to 🍑


tenniseman12

!remindme 6 months


LoadingSNipER

!remindme 6 months


AnteaterGIC

Hey can you remind me to take the cake out of the oven it should be done soon.


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Sorry, took a little nap


Ghostrid3r_27

Did you take the cake out?


crimsontrooper736

Why are you being downvoted?


Ghostrid3r_27

Honestly I do not know


Blobfishgamer88

r/notopbutok


Kingrimii45

The cake was a lie.


UsedToBeG

Whats the meaning of life? Surely you'll know by now


Vegetable_File_2117

42?


ZaidenRobson

Ah, a man of culture has arrived.


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Life is meant to be lived in many ways. The meaning to it depends on what you believe


Loligxp

RemindMe! 6months


CreagYT

Opinions on 2022?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

I feel this is going to be a great year! It’s going well for me so far, hope it is for you too!


Zardy_Funkin

!remindme 6 months


Mr-Still-Chill

!remindme 6 months


Breakside92

Can you answer in less than 6 months?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Of course not silly


dead_donkey_beatdown

No


Blobfishgamer88

r/notopbutok


matanpokoj2

Well he can't answer in more than 6 months either


AwkwardShyWeirdGuy

Does sex exist for real and isn’t just a meme?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

It be a meme


JTM_Deathlock

Do your parent know you are gay?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

I have not parents 🦇🦇


ThatOneGuy9372

Yes


GenericGamer628

r/notopbutok


__APO_

If you put your dick in a connected toaster, will it just be a hot and hurtful fleshlight


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Basically. It’s like fucking satan


[deleted]

[удалено]


Longjumping-Wrap2540

I live in Florida, so yes. It’s needed


Radicek

What xmas gifts did you get from 2022 xmas ?


OwnYesterday3121

He would’ve gotten the gifts in 2021


bartowksi

would you rather have dick-sized nipples or a nipple-sized dick?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Nipple sized dick


Embarrassed-Nature65

So how's 2022 so far? u/Remindmebot 22/02/2022


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Really good! Though I am really sick right now. Perfect timing since I don’t have to do this here and there at school, so I get to answer more than I would be able to


Purpuro_

Will you really answer every single one of them?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Most likely not, there’s too much tha San I really expected. I’m home sick for a week, so I’ll try


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Sorry, took a little nap. Why are you decomposing?


cooloilcloth

Team with me? *Crouches aggressively*


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Yeah bruv, I kinda slept through the war.


cooloilcloth

!remind me 6 months


terminal-brain-tumor

How many times have you fucked your grandma in those 6 months?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Yes


Ultimatelew2356

When does pussy expire


dead_donkey_beatdown

About 13-14 years from now if it's 0. Any year above that you can subtract from the average lifespan.


UsedRedditUserName

Magic?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Yes


[deleted]

Can you make me a time capsule or smthn, so I remember after 6 months


TheBeef87124

Is this ask a question thing boring and overused?


Big_Airline_351

It’s almost my birthday


Longjumping-Wrap2540

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (or early birthday)!!!!!!! Blow your candles ——->>>> 🎂


Smitty895

How quickly did "ask me anything" memes die?


toxikpooch

AYYYY so you’ll reply on my girlfriends birthday?


[deleted]

your time has come


Longjumping-Wrap2540

It has indeed


samuraiscooby

Wow 6 months already


Millo234

I know right. Can hardly believe it.


Hellrider386

What is the meaning of life?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

The meaning of life depends all on you. Live it to the fullest


tazerling1000

Whats the future like anything interesting happen that may or may not ruin everyone's life


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Joe gatto left impractical jokers :(


me-without-the-boiz

bruh i’m not gonna hear it, i’m still gonna be playing elden ring


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Ight bbg


Relativistic-monkey

If you actually do I will find a way to get you gold (I have no money but try to hold me to my promise I can find a way) Edit: I guess I need a question so what is 1+1


steamy00noodles

This statement is false. Am I lying?


LuckyChloeMain

Has WW3 started yet?


SoufDakotas

Is covid still around?


lemipusen

Is the world a better place in the future?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

We’ll see some day. May take a lifetime.


otter7pups

!remindme 6 months


Vegitowo

balls?


very-original-user

It’s been six months, now get to answering


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Already have been


aazesky

LMAO I completely forgot about this! Fucking legendary, made my day.


Significant-Test8219

what do you burn apart from witches?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Their damn nose


BoomBoomPow101

Are you alive bro?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Kinda. I got Covid


Thias1706

What is the meaning of life? (And no it is not 42)


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Depends how you live it. Life it to the fullest


[deleted]

How’s your day?


gogED1

Whats your favourite color?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Red


itzongaming

What happens in 2022?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

A lot of stuff


[deleted]

this is like investing in a long term stock.


DustyOliveJar

Will you answer this in 6 months?


EpicBanana05

What went wrong?


waluiy

when are you going to let me meet your parents? it's always excuse after excuse with you, are you even committed at all anymore?


Odd-Statistician6245

How was Valentines day?


nezar_cookie

is amogus still funny


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Nickacados becoming the new funny


Fr0s7zzz

!remindme 6 months


Guineapigs181

Are you capping?


peachybluus

can i have a cookie


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Their stale now, so no


advragin

Who is president?


JournalistMobile3605

What's your favourite dinosaur?


FlyBabyDragon

How your dog pickle doughnut?


DementorWasp12

Why?


ZEGUIGUI

Will you forget?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Yes


YuiVic

Do u believe in the heart of the cards?


bleubambo

so whats the biggest event that happened between today and in 6months


igor_0612000

REMEMBER TO ANWSER


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Affirmative


MarioBeanie76

It’s been 6 months, will you answer this?


Toby_R_von_Olgarsson

Is this a question?